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(UFC)   Saturday Night MMA: UFC 253 with two title fights. Israel Adesanya vs Paulo Costa at middleweight, and Dominick Reyes vs Jan Blachowicz at light heavyweight. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, ESPN2 prelims at 8 PM, and PPV main card at 10 PM   (ufc.com) divider line
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2020-09-26 12:46:24 AM  
The main event should be really good.  Will the technical striking of the champ Israel Adesanya be able to overcome the power of Paulo Costa, who is by the way totally natural, why did you ask?

In the co-main, Reyes and Blachowicz fight for the belt Jones vacated to move up to heavyweight.  Reyes lost a decision to Jones in a close fight back in February. Personally I had it 48-47 for Reyes, but it was a close fight.

Further down the card, they're letting the poster boy for CTE, Diego Sanchez, fight again.

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2020-09-26 12:53:24 AM  
and just for the hell of it, a faceplant from Friday Morning's UAE Warriors event:  https://twitter.com/Grabaka_H​itman/sta​tus/1309518643324235776
 
2020-09-26 12:55:47 AM  
Holy shiat, Sanchez needs to stay the fark out of the ring.
 
2020-09-26 10:20:09 AM  
Late night card with some interesting match ups.
 
2020-09-26 12:39:44 PM  
Oh, I forgot.  Bellator has a daytime card from Europe.  Streaming at 1:15 PM ET on their YouTube channel.

Prelims here at 1:15  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v​=Cy4x3B​_tZMo

Main card here at ^:15 PM ET  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V​Kj0vb​ws-3k
 
2020-09-26 12:48:34 PM  

psychicdeath99: Oh, I forgot.  Bellator has a daytime card from Europe.  Streaming at 1:15 PM ET on their YouTube channel.

Prelims here at 1:15  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=​Cy4x3B_tZMo

Main card here at ^:15 PM ET  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK​j0vbws-3k


Messed up the time.  6:15 was the UK start time for the prelims.  The main card start time in the US is 5 PM ET.  Not a big deal, basically just after the prelims end.  Just have to switch YouTube links between prelims and main card.

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2020-09-26 1:18:59 PM  
Bellator is live
 
2020-09-26 1:19:56 PM  
BOINK!

recovered quick though
 
2020-09-26 1:24:12 PM  
10-9 Neilan, but close

Lopez is tired already
 
2020-09-26 1:33:29 PM  

dr_blasto: Holy shiat, Sanchez needs to stay the fark out of the ring.


Matt Serra putting Diego's "self awareness coach" in his place:  https://twitter.com/kgb_notor​ious/stat​us/1309818422067449856
 
2020-09-26 1:36:01 PM  
 
2020-09-26 1:44:13 PM  
10-9 Penco
 
2020-09-26 1:50:44 PM  
Penco with the stoppage.  Nothing spectacular, just that she had her trapped and threw a lot of volume at her
 
2020-09-26 1:53:19 PM  
And Cage Warriors is starting on Fight Pass
 
2020-09-26 2:03:06 PM  
10-9 Smullen
 
2020-09-26 2:09:35 PM  
20-18 Smullen.
really winning the scrambles.  He seems two steps ahead
 
2020-09-26 2:15:32 PM  
10-9 Hardwick.  Was able to keep it standing for most of the round.  29-28 Smullen.
 
2020-09-26 2:26:14 PM  
Trainer is beating the snot out of him.

and the ref stops it
 
2020-09-26 2:43:05 PM  
10-9 Mlambo
 
2020-09-26 2:44:18 PM  
Forgot to post my Bellator picks earlier

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2020-09-26 2:49:29 PM  
20-18 Mlambo
 
2020-09-26 2:56:04 PM  
10-9 Tate  29-28 Mlambo
 
2020-09-26 3:11:06 PM  
10-9 Lee
 
2020-09-26 3:13:29 PM  
BINK!

He's done
 
2020-09-26 3:24:52 PM  
quick submission from Scatitzzi
 
2020-09-26 3:26:09 PM  
 
2020-09-26 3:42:06 PM  
10-9 Davis
 
2020-09-26 3:48:16 PM  
10-9 Davis  20-18
 
2020-09-26 3:51:08 PM  
BOINK!
 
2020-09-26 3:54:08 PM  
10-9 Davis  30-27
 
2020-09-26 4:11:48 PM  
10-9 Pascu
 
2020-09-26 4:15:40 PM  
20-18 Pascu
 
2020-09-26 4:22:07 PM  
30-27 Pascu

dominated the favorite on the ground
 
2020-09-26 4:36:39 PM  
10-9 Hardwick
 
2020-09-26 4:42:37 PM  
20-18 Hardwick
 
2020-09-26 4:49:14 PM  
10-9 Hardwick  30-27
 
2020-09-26 5:21:35 PM  
20-18 Fleury
 
2020-09-26 5:41:29 PM  
clear 10-9 from Shipman
 
2020-09-26 5:52:40 PM  
Missed a round and a half walking the dog.  Looks like Shipman still in control, though.
 
2020-09-26 6:19:43 PM  
10-9 Van Steenis    not a very active round
 
2020-09-26 6:26:51 PM  
10-9 Van Steenis.  close to 10-8    20-18


I expected more out of Edwards
 
2020-09-26 6:31:44 PM  
Half hour until UFC prelims

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2020-09-26 6:32:41 PM  
10-9 Edwards  29-28 Van Steenis

could come down to the close first round
 
2020-09-26 6:36:12 PM  
Çamur means "mud" in turkish....
 
2020-09-26 6:48:56 PM  
HOLY shiat!!! Stupid UFC site says the early prelims start at 7pm eastern - how the fark am I missing all kinds of fights already?!?
 
2020-09-26 6:49:35 PM  

Farkin' Uke: HOLY shiat!!! Stupid UFC site says the early prelims start at 7pm eastern - how the fark am I missing all kinds of fights already?!?


Bellator just finished a daytime event from Italy
 
2020-09-26 6:52:18 PM  
Knees for the knees god...
 
2020-09-26 6:52:22 PM  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: HOLY shiat!!! Stupid UFC site says the early prelims start at 7pm eastern - how the fark am I missing all kinds of fights already?!?

Bellator just finished a daytime event from Italy


Oh, Goddammitsoveryverymuch!  You even sent out an email about it so I have absolutely nobody to blame but myself. Here I was just watching Star Trek: Lower Decks all afternoon and I could have done that at any time!  I'll be moving all my shiat and setting up my lab posthaste.
Hail FFFFU!!!
 
2020-09-26 6:57:51 PM  

Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: HOLY shiat!!! Stupid UFC site says the early prelims start at 7pm eastern - how the fark am I missing all kinds of fights already?!?

Bellator just finished a daytime event from Italy

Oh, Goddammitsoveryverymuch!  You even sent out an email about it so I have absolutely nobody to blame but myself. Here I was just watching Star Trek: Lower Decks all afternoon and I could have done that at any time!  I'll be moving all my shiat and setting up my lab posthaste.
Hail FFFFU!!!


Yeah, I forgot about Bellator until I saw them post a half hour before prelims started.  The early fights were good, but further up the card the fights were kind of meh.
 
2020-09-26 7:00:19 PM  
So I haven't missed any of the UFC stuffs - GOOD!  I'm hoping this is gonna be balls to wall all kinds of kickass since it's a Borrow Per View night. Boy, I'm hoping I'm not wrong!
 
2020-09-26 7:05:58 PM  
Seemingly solid 1080p stream found, Stromboli in the oven, only thing missing is beers since I didn't get a chance to run out and I think I only have two Amstels in the fridge. Oh well, just gonna be my standard scientifically formulated heroin and THC tincture tonight.

By the by, if any FFFFU members are interested in getting themselves setup with Kodi (it's how I watch all the BPVs and things on streaming services I don't wanna pay for like Lower Decks). I can hook you up on either an Amazon FireStick or just any computer or even any Android device. Depending on the response, I think some sorta chat dealie would be easiest to talk yous guys through it and answer any questions that arise. Just lemme know, FFFFU!
 
2020-09-26 7:09:07 PM  
Early contender for Ink of the Clods.
 
2020-09-26 7:09:54 PM  
Is the Bellator thing completely done?  Should I be rocking something on TV#2?
 
2020-09-26 7:15:38 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Is the Bellator thing completely done?  Should I be rocking something on TV#2?


Yup.
 
2020-09-26 7:16:09 PM  
The refs need to do a talk to every fighter "You get one warning then a point will be taken."

I clearly recall the NFL's clipping personal foul and how long it took for the players to learn.
 
2020-09-26 7:17:06 PM  

2wolves: The refs need to do a talk to every fighter "You get one warning then a point will be taken."

I clearly recall the NFL's clipping personal foul and how long it took for the players to learn.


Da fark, Bellator calendar?!?  It says it doesn't even start until 8pm on my calendar....
 
2020-09-26 7:17:23 PM  
A little late to the thread because I was watching a movie but here we go

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2020-09-26 7:18:54 PM  

Farkin' Uke: 2wolves: The refs need to do a talk to every fighter "You get one warning then a point will be taken."

I clearly recall the NFL's clipping personal foul and how long it took for the players to learn.

Da fark, Bellator calendar?!?  It says it doesn't even start until 8pm on my calendar....


?
 
2020-09-26 7:21:41 PM  
This could be a Bellator prelim
 
2020-09-26 7:21:47 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: A little late to the thread because I was watching a movie but here we go

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Greets, cameron,I offered upthread to all members of FFFFU to help them setup Kodi if'n they wish.  It gives you access to all movies, TV shows, and all BPV fights (in fact, ALL sports) for free.  I can talk you through setting it up on an Amazon FireStick, any computer, or any Android device (any jailbroken crApple device, too, but if you know how to do that, you likely don't need my help for Kodi). Offering my services to anyone that's interested.
 
2020-09-26 7:22:26 PM  

Farkin' Uke: cameroncrazy1984: A little late to the thread because I was watching a movie but here we go

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Greets, cameron,I offered upthread to all members of FFFFU to help them setup Kodi if'n they wish.  It gives you access to all movies, TV shows, and all BPV fights (in fact, ALL sports) for free.  I can talk you through setting it up on an Amazon FireStick, any computer, or any Android device (any jailbroken crApple device, too, but if you know how to do that, you likely don't need my help for Kodi). Offering my services to anyone that's interested.


Thanks for the offer, but I'm set for now.
 
2020-09-26 7:22:39 PM  
Narques really trying to roll him over
 
2020-09-26 7:22:53 PM  

2wolves: Farkin' Uke: 2wolves: The refs need to do a talk to every fighter "You get one warning then a point will be taken."

I clearly recall the NFL's clipping personal foul and how long it took for the players to learn.

Da fark, Bellator calendar?!?  It says it doesn't even start until 8pm on my calendar....

?


Bad Jazz said the Bellator fights are all done and my roktcalendar says it hasn't even started yet
 
2020-09-26 7:23:41 PM  
I have it 20-18 Marquez
 
2020-09-26 7:24:13 PM  
Bad match up.
 
2020-09-26 7:24:40 PM  

Farkin' Uke: 2wolves: Farkin' Uke: 2wolves: The refs need to do a talk to every fighter "You get one warning then a point will be taken."

I clearly recall the NFL's clipping personal foul and how long it took for the players to learn.

Da fark, Bellator calendar?!?  It says it doesn't even start until 8pm on my calendar....

?

Bad Jazz said the Bellator fights are all done and my roktcalendar says it hasn't even started yet


Could be tape delayed in the U.S. they usually do that
 
2020-09-26 7:25:29 PM  

psychicdeath99: I have it 20-18 Marquez


Yep, that f*ck my pick and a lot of others too.
 
2020-09-26 7:26:12 PM  
another fence grab
 
2020-09-26 7:27:15 PM  

wesmon: Farkin' Uke: 2wolves: Farkin' Uke: 2wolves: The refs need to do a talk to every fighter "You get one warning then a point will be taken."

I clearly recall the NFL's clipping personal foul and how long it took for the players to learn.

Da fark, Bellator calendar?!?  It says it doesn't even start until 8pm on my calendar....

?

Bad Jazz said the Bellator fights are all done and my roktcalendar says it hasn't even started yet

Could be tape delayed in the U.S. they usually do that


As far as I know Paramount isn;'t having it.  It was a Youtube stream
 
2020-09-26 7:29:09 PM  
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Oh HELL YEAH!  Think it's gonna be a GREAT NIGHT, fellas!!!  (Just wish the second TV could have been the Bellator fights)
 
2020-09-26 7:30:19 PM  
30-27 Marques

that fight was bad.  Hopefully that means main card will rock
 
2020-09-26 7:31:42 PM  
Regional MMA for sure
 
2020-09-26 7:31:43 PM  

psychicdeath99: 30-27 Marques

that fight was bad.  Hopefully that means main card will rock


Yeah, obvious mismatch there.  Glad this is the fight I barely paid attention to because I was heating up dinner
 
2020-09-26 7:32:49 PM  
Someone won that fight and it certainly wasn't us.
 
2020-09-26 7:33:06 PM  

2wolves: Someone won that fight and it certainly wasn't us.


Is it weird that I read that in Tom Servo's voice?
 
2020-09-26 7:33:46 PM  
Great, now Dana's gonna be bombarding us with commercials where he's sucking his own dick for the idea of Fight Island.....
 
2020-09-26 7:34:33 PM  
I see the earlier this week Diego Sanchez called out Conor McGregor and McGregor called for the fight.

Dana White responded by saying the UFC should have their license pulled if they make that fight
 
2020-09-26 7:34:56 PM  
Oh, and Marques in early lead for Ugly Tattoo of the night


I'm on a voice chat for the first two fights and not posting much here yet
 
2020-09-26 7:36:47 PM  
This is gonna be a fun fat guy fight.
 
2020-09-26 7:37:15 PM  

wesmon: I see the earlier this week Diego Sanchez called out Conor McGregor and McGregor called for the fight.

Dana White responded by saying the UFC should have their license pulled if they make that fight


So.....McGregor is just "retiring" between his fights now?
 
2020-09-26 7:39:06 PM  
The understandably unpopular "Church Soundtrack" walkout music...
 
2020-09-26 7:39:28 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: Someone won that fight and it certainly wasn't us.

Is it weird that I read that in Tom Servo's voice?


On Fark that doesn't qualify as slightly odd.
 
2020-09-26 7:39:46 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: This is gonna be a fun fat guy fight.


One dude is qualifying for "fat guy" a hell of a lot more than the other!
 
2020-09-26 7:40:25 PM  
Oh ffs, Texas has tied the game after being down 56-41 with 3:13 left, which is going to further preempt my beloved Cardinals of St. Louis vs. the dreaded Sewers of Milwaukee.
 
2020-09-26 7:41:55 PM  
Oh my!  It's beer o'clock!
 
2020-09-26 7:42:31 PM  
Hughes:  "Hypno Jiggles, ACTIVATE!"
 
2020-09-26 7:43:06 PM  
Well, just on sight I'm glad I picked Espino in this one.
 
2020-09-26 7:43:46 PM  
is today international fence-grabbing day or something?
 
2020-09-26 7:43:51 PM  
It would appear that fence grabbing is not illegal on Fight Island
 
2020-09-26 7:45:07 PM  

dr_blasto: is today international fence-grabbing day or something?


Farkin' Uke: It would appear that fence grabbing is not illegal on Fight Island


I like how everyone called it out that time.
 
2020-09-26 7:46:01 PM  
oh shiat, that's not a normal submission
 
2020-09-26 7:46:04 PM  
nice choke!
 
2020-09-26 7:46:57 PM  

psychicdeath99: nice choke!


Highly impressive!  And so fast that I totally missed it live
 
2020-09-26 7:47:30 PM  
Holy sh&t
 
2020-09-26 7:48:10 PM  
 
2020-09-26 7:48:14 PM  
Tossed Hughes around with little effort.
 
2020-09-26 7:48:45 PM  
Holy shiat!  Is Juan Espino an actor?  I swear there was a show on FX where Juan Espino plays a former wrestler known as The Bear (El Oso) that moves into selling crack in the 80s.  SNOWFALL!  Good show if anybody's interested but I'm pretty sure that's him...
 
2020-09-26 7:49:04 PM  
I dunno why I thought that fight would go 2 rounds.
 
2020-09-26 7:49:11 PM  
that's the angriest kesa gatame I've seen, lol.
 
2020-09-26 7:50:13 PM  
No more socially distanced post-fight interviews I see
 
2020-09-26 7:52:51 PM  
I miss the sideboob.
 
2020-09-26 7:52:53 PM  
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If I were smarter/soberer I'd resize to have them side by side but is it really just me?
 
2020-09-26 8:00:06 PM  
Since I totally missed the Bellator fights I put them on TV#2 but it's baffling why the calendar wouldn't have the time the fights actually happen live and instead have a Youtube replay as the start time...
 
2020-09-26 8:02:25 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Since I totally missed the Bellator fights I put them on TV#2 but it's baffling why the calendar wouldn't have the time the fights actually happen live and instead have a Youtube replay as the start time...


The main card wasn't very good.  The earlier prelims were more fun.
 
2020-09-26 8:02:30 PM  
Those the skyscrapers in Abu Dhabi look like sex toys
 
2020-09-26 8:05:53 PM  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: Since I totally missed the Bellator fights I put them on TV#2 but it's baffling why the calendar wouldn't have the time the fights actually happen live and instead have a Youtube replay as the start time...

The main card wasn't very good.  The earlier prelims were more fun.


It's something to watch instead of Dana's self fellation promos for the "documentary" so I'm content with that.  Hell, I was full 3/4 of the way through that stromboli but it was so dangerously delicious I had to finish.  Now I'm fat n happy and even found a marijuana lozenge in my sack of goodies so I'm over the moon!
 
2020-09-26 8:11:53 PM  

Farkin' Uke: but is it really just me?


Ears are one of the most difficult features to disguise/fake.
 
2020-09-26 8:19:40 PM  
not the most exciting round  10-9 Camur
 
2020-09-26 8:20:09 PM  
Damn, right when it started getting good there goes the horn!
 
2020-09-26 8:21:04 PM  
Reckon Knight won the round in the last few seconds
 
2020-09-26 8:23:04 PM  
I knew Knight was gonna gas with all that muscle
 
2020-09-26 8:24:34 PM  

wesmon: Reckon Knight won the round in the last few seconds


I reckon Felder is gonna fight this ref before the fight's done!
 
2020-09-26 8:25:35 PM  
oof sooooo close
 
2020-09-26 8:25:42 PM  
20-18 Knight
 
2020-09-26 8:25:56 PM  
Saved by the bell...
 
2020-09-26 8:26:21 PM  
10-9 Knight  19-19

just about snapped that arm

he's tired though
 
2020-09-26 8:26:46 PM  
Oh and FOX is still doing the hilarious(ly bad) CGI fans in the stands.  Worth a peek if you get a minute.
 
2020-09-26 8:29:45 PM  

BadJazz: Oh and FOX is still doing the hilarious(ly bad) CGI fans in the stands.  Worth a peek if you get a minute.


As a Tampa Bay Bucs fan, we needed this even before the pandemic
 
2020-09-26 8:30:53 PM  
Camur needs to do something.

and oops, he gets taken down again
 
2020-09-26 8:32:02 PM  

psychicdeath99: Camur needs to do something.

and oops, he gets taken down again


Well, to be fair, getting taken down and getting your ass beat left/right/up/down and the rest of the Konami code IS "something"
 
2020-09-26 8:32:04 PM  
30-27 Knight
 
2020-09-26 8:32:14 PM  
10-9 Knight  29-28 Knight

doesn't move him up the ladder very much, though
 
2020-09-26 8:32:58 PM  
Knight could have easily finished if he didn't gas because of his BodyBuilder physique
 
2020-09-26 8:34:26 PM  
That Eastern European ref looks like someone who kidnaps backpacker chicks
 
2020-09-26 8:34:42 PM  
I'm not sure that Holm vs....anybody is worthy of top billing of a main card
 
2020-09-26 8:35:29 PM  

wesmon: That Eastern European ref looks like someone who kidnaps backpacker chicks


OI!!!  I resemble that remark!
 
2020-09-26 8:36:07 PM  

Farkin' Uke: I'm not sure that Holm vs....anybody is worthy of top billing of a main card


Aldana is a fun fighter but Holm will probably clinch her up against the cage for five rounds and do nothing
 
2020-09-26 8:36:15 PM  
keylock attempt at the end of the second round https://twitter.com/ufc/status/​1310013​084648509440
 
2020-09-26 8:37:08 PM  

Farkin' Uke: wesmon: That Eastern European ref looks like someone who kidnaps backpacker chicks

OI!!!  I resemble that remark!


I hope it's the Eastern European part
 
2020-09-26 8:37:51 PM  
Diego's nose is messed up beyond all repair
 
2020-09-26 8:39:30 PM  

wesmon: Farkin' Uke: wesmon: That Eastern European ref looks like someone who kidnaps backpacker chicks

OI!!!  I resemble that remark!

I hope it's the Eastern European part


Well, yeah!  The sad part is that the 'Rona hasn't affected my life terribly much.  I wish I was in a position to even SEE backpacker chicks x(
 
2020-09-26 8:42:34 PM  

psychicdeath99: Diego's nose is messed up beyond all repair


I noticed that it seems to have collapsed in on itself like Michael Jackson's did although I'm pretty sure for different reasons.  Admit it - we'd all have LOVED to have seen Jacko throwing down in the Thailand Circus Fights. He and Bubbles armed with a knife against Chon Li from Bloodsport - I'd throw my money down!
 
2020-09-26 8:44:31 PM  

psychicdeath99: Diego's nose is messed up beyond all repair


yet strangely far less messed up than his brain
 
2020-09-26 8:45:49 PM  
kaBOOOM!  That was sudden.
 
2020-09-26 8:45:57 PM  
almost got pantsed!
 
2020-09-26 8:46:06 PM  
HE DEAD
 
2020-09-26 8:46:24 PM  
Ref had to pull him off, bad look
 
2020-09-26 8:46:35 PM  
HOLY shiat!!!  KA-BOOOOOOM!!!
 
2020-09-26 8:46:58 PM  
Damn, he was OUT
 
2020-09-26 8:47:25 PM  
"I'm saying it now, Klein may possibly be a contender at..."

Way to take a stand there.
 
2020-09-26 8:48:37 PM  
 
2020-09-26 8:49:40 PM  

wesmon: Ref had to pull him off, bad look


Yeah, that was kinda scary - fight was obviously over.  Hell!  He was out from the headkick and took another couple shots before his body hit the ground, then a couple more for good measure, and STILL had to be pulled off?
 
2020-09-26 8:50:52 PM  
ah shiat, didn't catch he missed weight
 
2020-09-26 8:54:23 PM  
Young is from City Kickboxing. 0-1 start for them tonight.
 
2020-09-26 9:02:13 PM  
Howdy fight farkers, it was date night, but here now!

How have the prelims been?
 
2020-09-26 9:03:08 PM  

phimuskapsi: Howdy fight farkers, it was date night, but here now!

How have the prelims been?


Couple of great finishes, the rest is skippable
 
2020-09-26 9:03:18 PM  

dr_blasto: ah shiat, didn't catch he missed weight


Yeah, very disappointing since he housed his opponent so thoroughly but in the Time of 'Rona, ya gotta take it with a grain of salt because who knows how much time he had to prepare and even make weight, y'know?
 
2020-09-26 9:05:19 PM  

phimuskapsi: Howdy fight farkers, it was date night, but here now!

How have the prelims been?


Last fight had an incredible KO and there was a highly impressive chokeout a couple fights ago.  As vague as even that is, the rest is extra forgettable
 
2020-09-26 9:06:19 PM  

Farkin' Uke: phimuskapsi: Howdy fight farkers, it was date night, but here now!

How have the prelims been?

Last fight had an incredible KO and there was a highly impressive chokeout a couple fights ago.  As vague as even that is, the rest is extra forgettable


wesmon: phimuskapsi: Howdy fight farkers, it was date night, but here now!

How have the prelims been?

Couple of great finishes, the rest is skippable


AKA, go watch twitter or search this thread for the good ones lol. Thanks guys!
 
2020-09-26 9:06:50 PM  

Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: ah shiat, didn't catch he missed weight

Yeah, very disappointing since he housed his opponent so thoroughly but in the Time of 'Rona, ya gotta take it with a grain of salt because who knows how much time he had to prepare and even make weight, y'know?


yeah, bad luck for a debut for sure. Still, great performance.
 
2020-09-26 9:07:27 PM  
Diego looks like random graffiti on a boxcar
 
2020-09-26 9:08:07 PM  
 
2020-09-26 9:08:48 PM  
I actually like Matthews' tattoos.
 
2020-09-26 9:08:59 PM  

psychicdeath99: there's Bonnar

Probably a better corner than Sanchez's lifestyle coach

https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2020/09​/after-ufo-experience-16-years-in-the-​making-stephan-bonnar-to-corner-diego-​sanchez-at-ufc-253


ufo experience
 
2020-09-26 9:09:10 PM  

dr_blasto: Diego looks like random graffiti on a boxcar


It's not contiguous, that's for sure. 

Oh my hell, what is that yellow tat on his stomach?
 
2020-09-26 9:09:18 PM  

dr_blasto: Diego looks like random graffiti on a boxcar


Yeah, I think he moves into the lead for Ugly Tattoo of the Night
 
2020-09-26 9:10:33 PM  

dr_blasto: psychicdeath99: there's Bonnar

Probably a better corner than Sanchez's lifestyle coach

https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2020/09​/after-ufo-experience-16-years-in-the-​making-stephan-bonnar-to-corner-diego-​sanchez-at-ufc-253

ufo experience


Reporter: "Why the ufo experience?"
Bonnar: "Because when I hit you you go to space"
 
2020-09-26 9:10:41 PM  

dr_blasto: Diego looks like random graffiti on a boxcar


Seen him in interviews?  Diego's about as coherent as random graffiti on a boxcar.  Captain CTE over here x(
 
2020-09-26 9:14:23 PM  
10-9 not diego
 
2020-09-26 9:14:33 PM  
Heh, Van Steenis's tattoos kinda betray him.  He's a pretty scary looking mofo but he's got tats of a couple doves flying from a 5 pointed, Kindergarten "Good Job!" star and a cross near his armpit.  Who wins this?
 
2020-09-26 9:14:55 PM  
Mathews took Diego down, I never would have expected that. Solid 10-9 Mathews
 
2020-09-26 9:14:58 PM  
10-9 Matthews

just about put him out just before the horn
 
2020-09-26 9:15:23 PM  
10-9 Matthews over random tats on GTA 4 guy.
 
2020-09-26 9:15:30 PM  

phimuskapsi: 10-9 not diego


Damn, I'm some time behind you guys on this feed but it's rock steady and 1080p so I'm not gonna get greedy and go fishin'
 
2020-09-26 9:16:15 PM  
"You got that round with the takedown."    LOL @ Bonner.
 
2020-09-26 9:17:30 PM  
What say ye on Diego's ink, pd?It looks like someone covered Sanchez in Elmer's clue and rolled him around the cheezy samples tattoo pages scattered on the floor
 
2020-09-26 9:17:53 PM  
Matthews is piecing him up. I'm surprised he's not turning it on more
 
2020-09-26 9:18:57 PM  

Farkin' Uke: What say ye on Diego's ink, pd?It looks like someone covered Sanchez in Elmer's clue and rolled him around the cheezy samples tattoo pages scattered on the floor


Some of them genuinely look like magic marker.

I have 18 hours in the chair scheduled in Dec/Jan/Feb. I'm excited.
 
2020-09-26 9:19:05 PM  
I'm thinking the yellow tattoo includes an Abu Dhabi logo.  Temporary?

Hard to see just what it is, though, with the almost invisible coloring.

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2020-09-26 9:20:18 PM  

psychicdeath99: I'm thinking the yellow tattoo includes an Abu Dhabi logo.  Temporary?

Hard to see just what it is, though, with the almost invisible coloring.

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Probably. He walked out to Middle Eastern music
 
2020-09-26 9:20:46 PM  

psychicdeath99: I'm thinking the yellow tattoo includes an Abu Dhabi logo.  Temporary?

Hard to see just what it is, though, with the almost invisible coloring.

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So he went all golden palace and sold some stomach space?
 
2020-09-26 9:20:51 PM  

Farkin' Uke: phimuskapsi: 10-9 not diego

Damn, I'm some time behind you guys on this feed but it's rock steady and 1080p so I'm not gonna get greedy and go fishin'


man a stable stream is better than an up to the second one by far!
 
2020-09-26 9:21:14 PM  
20-18 Matthews
 
2020-09-26 9:21:38 PM  

psychicdeath99: I'm thinking the yellow tattoo includes an Abu Dhabi logo.  Temporary?

Hard to see just what it is, though, with the almost invisible coloring.

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I can't even tell
 
2020-09-26 9:22:30 PM  
diego's face getting mushy
 
2020-09-26 9:23:01 PM  
they're gonna need a shop vac to clean up that mess
 
2020-09-26 9:23:07 PM  
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
 
2020-09-26 9:23:44 PM  
there goes about a million brain cells


also

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
 
2020-09-26 9:23:45 PM  
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2020-09-26 9:23:55 PM  
Jesus, Matthews FINISH HIM
 
2020-09-26 9:23:59 PM  
God DAMN there's a puddle under Diego!
 
2020-09-26 9:23:59 PM  
Sanchez isn't "all right"
 
2020-09-26 9:25:11 PM  
Is Matthews going for the sub? WTF? Just punch him in the f*ckin face
 
2020-09-26 9:25:23 PM  
Dali Sanchez strikes again...
 
2020-09-26 9:26:14 PM  
Lol Bonnar.
 
2020-09-26 9:26:20 PM  
What more do you really need to see, ref?  And then Diego throws up an armbar!
 
2020-09-26 9:26:26 PM  
best pic I could find at the moment.  No idea what those letters mean.

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2020-09-26 9:26:41 PM  
that's a bad mess
 
2020-09-26 9:26:42 PM  
Easy win for Matthews.
 
2020-09-26 9:26:54 PM  
Goddamn, Sanchez looks like he's one good blow away and he survives


That was a good fight.
 
2020-09-26 9:26:59 PM  

BadJazz: Dali Sanchez strikes again...


Dali?
 
2020-09-26 9:27:36 PM  
Dana White is a sadist to keep booking fights for Diego. Enough already
 
2020-09-26 9:27:56 PM  
Matthews should get the L just for not finishing that when he had the multiple chances...
 
2020-09-26 9:28:44 PM  
Unanimous 30-26, wow.
 
2020-09-26 9:29:15 PM  
I can't wait to see how astonished Diego is at the decision.
 
2020-09-26 9:29:24 PM  
way past time to retire, Diego
 
2020-09-26 9:29:44 PM  

wesmon: Dana White is a sadist to keep booking fights for Diego. Enough already


Agreed, it's just sad and cruel now.  Next we'll be seeing Diego fight a bear in Thailand Circus Fights x(
 
2020-09-26 9:30:33 PM  

wesmon: Dana White is a sadist to keep booking fights for Diego. Enough already


It's like everyone hates him too much to have that intervention he needs.
 
2020-09-26 9:30:49 PM  

Farkin' Uke: wesmon: Dana White is a sadist to keep booking fights for Diego. Enough already

Agreed, it's just sad and cruel now.  Next we'll be seeing Diego fight a bear in Thailand Circus Fights x(


Somehow I could actually see that happening
 
2020-09-26 9:31:13 PM  

2wolves: BadJazz: Dali Sanchez strikes again...

Dali?


Double brain fart.  I confused Jackson Pollock for Salvador Dali.
 
2020-09-26 9:31:23 PM  

2wolves: BadJazz: Dali Sanchez strikes again...

Dali?


I read that as "His face is starting to look like a Dali painting" but that could just be my own twisted imagination and it was just a phone "autocorrect"
 
2020-09-26 9:31:29 PM  

2wolves: BadJazz: Dali Sanchez strikes again...

Dali?


Surrealist painter? Though, for my money I think he's more of a Jackson Pollack
 
2020-09-26 9:32:11 PM  

wesmon: Farkin' Uke: wesmon: Dana White is a sadist to keep booking fights for Diego. Enough already

Agreed, it's just sad and cruel now.  Next we'll be seeing Diego fight a bear in Thailand Circus Fights x(

Somehow I could actually see that happening


But then he'd have to agonize whether he wanted a sweet machete or a purple bong if he won.
 
2020-09-26 9:32:21 PM  

BadJazz: 2wolves: BadJazz: Dali Sanchez strikes again...

Dali?

Double brain fart.  I confused Jackson Pollock for Salvador Dali.


HA!  That works, too, since he left a Pollock on the canvas with his brain juices
 
2020-09-26 9:33:56 PM  

psychicdeath99: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: wesmon: Dana White is a sadist to keep booking fights for Diego. Enough already

Agreed, it's just sad and cruel now.  Next we'll be seeing Diego fight a bear in Thailand Circus Fights x(

Somehow I could actually see that happening

But then he'd have to agonize whether he wanted a sweet machete or a purple bong if he won.


Oh no, Diego is getting destroyed by the bear just as bad as he just did by Matthews.  And the bear is picking the machete hands down because think about it:  A machete wielding bear would be UNSTOPPABLE!  I'm pretty sure he'd immediately be installed as King of Thailand after that
 
2020-09-26 9:34:17 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: BadJazz: Dali Sanchez strikes again...

Dali?

Surrealist painter? Though, for my money I think he's more of a Jackson Pollack


His nose looks like a Picasso.
 
2020-09-26 9:34:34 PM  

psychicdeath99: cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: BadJazz: Dali Sanchez strikes again...

Dali?

Surrealist painter? Though, for my money I think he's more of a Jackson Pollack

His nose looks like a Picasso.


Fair
 
2020-09-26 9:35:13 PM  
OK, last fight of the prelims means after this I won't feel as bad about watching the rest of the card in bed!
 
2020-09-26 9:35:25 PM  
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Jackson Pollock
 
2020-09-26 9:37:46 PM  

Farkin' Uke: A machete wielding bear would be UNSTOPPABLE!


I'd like to see a machete-weilding bear fight a bear armed with a chainsaw. We'll see who's REALLY unstoppable then!
 
2020-09-26 9:39:02 PM  
Goddammitsomuch, I jinxed myself and now the stream is pausing for like 10 seconds and jumping ahead now...
 
2020-09-26 9:39:11 PM  

dr_blasto: Farkin' Uke: A machete wielding bear would be UNSTOPPABLE!

I'd like to see a machete-weilding bear fight a bear armed with a chainsaw. We'll see who's REALLY unstoppable then!


So you missed UFC 7 then
 
2020-09-26 9:39:18 PM  
Dan Hardy

@danhardymma
·
21m
I wonder if McGregor is feeling bad about calling him out yet?
 
2020-09-26 9:40:23 PM  

dr_blasto: Farkin' Uke: A machete wielding bear would be UNSTOPPABLE!

I'd like to see a machete-weilding bear fight a bear armed with a chainsaw. We'll see who's REALLY unstoppable then!


Gas powered chainsaw or electric?  This is an important difference
 
2020-09-26 9:40:52 PM  

psychicdeath99: Dan Hardy

@danhardymma
·
21m
I wonder if McGregor is feeling bad about calling him out yet?


McGregor is way too coked out to feel anything
 
2020-09-26 9:41:37 PM  

psychicdeath99: Dan Hardy

@danhardymma
·
21m
I wonder if McGregor is feeling bad about calling him out yet?


lol
 
2020-09-26 9:42:44 PM  

Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: Farkin' Uke: A machete wielding bear would be UNSTOPPABLE!

I'd like to see a machete-weilding bear fight a bear armed with a chainsaw. We'll see who's REALLY unstoppable then!

Gas powered chainsaw or electric?  This is an important difference


gas; must be a 2-stroke in slightly bad state of tune and a bit of overmixed oil so it smokes really bad. It's gotta be like a Russian aircraft carrier in there.
 
2020-09-26 9:42:59 PM  
It feels like the whole City Kickboxing roster except for Volkanovski is on this card. This is basically an Australian PPV relocated to Abu Dhabi
 
2020-09-26 9:43:52 PM  
goddamnit wanted him to hit an anaconda off that
 
2020-09-26 9:44:23 PM  
Solid 10-9 Da Silva
 
2020-09-26 9:44:53 PM  
Speaking of feeling old, the kid of a family friend recently mocked me by saying, "Well, you were born in the 1900s!" and I acted out that lil web comic with the stick guy holding up his finger about to say something then is begrudgingly forced to keep his mouth shut.  Then I was quite proud of him for a very well crafted but true insult!
 
2020-09-26 9:45:21 PM  
10-9 Da Silva
 
2020-09-26 9:45:49 PM  
MacMally

@MacMallyMMA
·
29m
Diego Sanchez: I cant land a strike out there coach.

Fabia: Have you tried realigning your chakras?
 
2020-09-26 9:46:08 PM  
Riddell
 
2020-09-26 9:46:45 PM  

wesmon: Riddell


Whoops.

Riddell is going for takedowns now, that is a bad omen for a city kickboxing guy
 
2020-09-26 9:47:32 PM  

dr_blasto: Farkin' Uke: dr_blasto: Farkin' Uke: A machete wielding bear would be UNSTOPPABLE!

I'd like to see a machete-weilding bear fight a bear armed with a chainsaw. We'll see who's REALLY unstoppable then!

Gas powered chainsaw or electric?  This is an important difference

gas; must be a 2-stroke in slightly bad state of tune and a bit of overmixed oil so it smokes really bad. It's gotta be like a Russian aircraft carrier in there.


I had always assumed it would have been a Russian chainsaw since it would likely be a Russian bear - slugging down half a dozen bottles of vodka before it fights
 
2020-09-26 9:48:14 PM  

wesmon: wesmon: Riddell

Whoops.

Riddell is going for takedowns now, that is a bad omen for a city kickboxing guy


He seems to be standing his ground more and striking.
 
2020-09-26 9:48:46 PM  
I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life
 
2020-09-26 9:49:56 PM  
One of the problems with Pollock's work is that there is so much paint on the canvas they can't be hung on walls any longer.  The oil on some of them is sliding off the canvas.  Losing value.
 
2020-09-26 9:50:15 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: wesmon: wesmon: Riddell

Whoops.

Riddell is going for takedowns now, that is a bad omen for a city kickboxing guy

He seems to be standing his ground more and striking.


Yeah, he's got his boxing going now.
19-19
 
2020-09-26 9:50:35 PM  
10-9 Riddell  19-19
 
2020-09-26 9:51:01 PM  

dr_blasto: Farkin' Uke: A machete wielding bear would be UNSTOPPABLE!

I'd like to see a machete-weilding bear fight a bear armed with a chainsaw. We'll see who's REALLY unstoppable then!


Cam Soda seen taking notes...
 
2020-09-26 9:51:36 PM  

Farkin' Uke: I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life


BT sport actually stays in between rounds sometimes. ESPN crams in every commercial they can
 
2020-09-26 9:52:13 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Speaking of feeling old, the kid of a family friend recently mocked me by saying, "Well, you were born in the 1900s!" and I acted out that lil web comic with the stick guy holding up his finger about to say something then is begrudgingly forced to keep his mouth shut.  Then I was quite proud of him for a very well crafted but true insult!


I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born before cell phones and the internet.
 
2020-09-26 9:53:05 PM  

phimuskapsi: Farkin' Uke: Speaking of feeling old, the kid of a family friend recently mocked me by saying, "Well, you were born in the 1900s!" and I acted out that lil web comic with the stick guy holding up his finger about to say something then is begrudgingly forced to keep his mouth shut.  Then I was quite proud of him for a very well crafted but true insult!

I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born before cell phones and the internet.


Welllllllllll

You probably would have had to be born before 1954 for that to be strictly true.
 
2020-09-26 9:53:57 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: phimuskapsi: Farkin' Uke: Speaking of feeling old, the kid of a family friend recently mocked me by saying, "Well, you were born in the 1900s!" and I acted out that lil web comic with the stick guy holding up his finger about to say something then is begrudgingly forced to keep his mouth shut.  Then I was quite proud of him for a very well crafted but true insult!

I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born before cell phones and the internet.

Welllllllllll

You probably would have had to be born before 1954 for that to be strictly true.


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2020-09-26 9:54:42 PM  
Oh come on that was not an eye poke.
 
2020-09-26 9:54:48 PM  

wesmon: Farkin' Uke: I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life

BT sport actually stays in between rounds sometimes. ESPN crams in every commercial they can


The IPTV service I use usually has a good BT Sports feed, and also has Fight Pass and ESPN+, so I can just use the app on my TV
 
2020-09-26 9:55:28 PM  
definitely a punch, not a Jon Jones
 
2020-09-26 9:55:53 PM  

phimuskapsi: I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born


I just tell them I remember when Ike was president.
 
2020-09-26 9:56:11 PM  
That bullsh*t rest time didn't help Da Silva at all
 
2020-09-26 9:56:33 PM  
Riddell not just cruising
 
2020-09-26 9:56:48 PM  

2wolves: phimuskapsi: I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born

I just tell them I remember when Ike was president.


I tell kids I remember when the Bills were good.

It has less impact this year so far
 
2020-09-26 9:57:21 PM  

psychicdeath99: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life

BT sport actually stays in between rounds sometimes. ESPN crams in every commercial they can

The IPTV service I use usually has a good BT Sports feed, and also has Fight Pass and ESPN+, so I can just use the app on my TV


I really need to look into switching over to that
 
2020-09-26 9:57:24 PM  
LOL Da Silva thinks he won, that's cute
 
2020-09-26 9:57:45 PM  
10-9 Riddell  29-28 Riddell
 
2020-09-26 9:57:45 PM  
Don't take your foot off the gas, you fool!  Riddell, it's one minute of your life:  GO FULL BORE!!!
 
2020-09-26 9:58:24 PM  
29-28 Riddell but it really wasnt that close
 
2020-09-26 9:59:10 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: LOL Da Silva thinks he won, that's cute


Wow, I'm REALLY far behind now.  Don't care, still not giving Dana nor ESPN a farking thin dime...
 
2020-09-26 9:59:40 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: phimuskapsi: I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born

I just tell them I remember when Ike was president.

I tell kids I remember when the Bills were good.

It has less impact this year so far


Felt kinda bad for the Bills O Line all those years.
 
2020-09-26 10:00:33 PM  

2wolves: cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: phimuskapsi: I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born

I just tell them I remember when Ike was president.

I tell kids I remember when the Bills were good.

It has less impact this year so far

Felt kinda bad for the Bills O Line all those years.


Hell, how about my Iggles ) O line THIS year???
 
2020-09-26 10:00:49 PM  

wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life

BT sport actually stays in between rounds sometimes. ESPN crams in every commercial they can

The IPTV service I use usually has a good BT Sports feed, and also has Fight Pass and ESPN+, so I can just use the app on my TV

I really need to look into switching over to that


The one I use is 10 Euros a month (well, if you buy in 3 month packages.  12.50 Euros for a single month, or 75 euros a year. )   Just looked it up, that's $11.63 in dollars
 
2020-09-26 10:01:24 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: phimuskapsi: I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born

I just tell them I remember when Ike was president.

I tell kids I remember when the Bills were good.

It has less impact this year so far


One Scott Norwood away from winning one of those SBs
 
2020-09-26 10:01:35 PM  

Farkin' Uke: 2wolves: cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: phimuskapsi: I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born

I just tell them I remember when Ike was president.

I tell kids I remember when the Bills were good.

It has less impact this year so far

Felt kinda bad for the Bills O Line all those years.

Hell, how about my Iggles ) O line THIS year???


Have they moved out of Pennsylvania?
 
2020-09-26 10:01:59 PM  

psychicdeath99: wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life

BT sport actually stays in between rounds sometimes. ESPN crams in every commercial they can

The IPTV service I use usually has a good BT Sports feed, and also has Fight Pass and ESPN+, so I can just use the app on my TV

I really need to look into switching over to that

The one I use is 10 Euros a month (well, if you buy in 3 month packages.  12.50 Euros for a single month, or 75 euros a year. )   Just looked it up, that's $11.63 in dollars


What is the service called?
 
2020-09-26 10:02:17 PM  

psychicdeath99: wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life

BT sport actually stays in between rounds sometimes. ESPN crams in every commercial they can

The IPTV service I use usually has a good BT Sports feed, and also has Fight Pass and ESPN+, so I can just use the app on my TV

I really need to look into switching over to that

The one I use is 10 Euros a month (well, if you buy in 3 month packages.  12.50 Euros for a single month, or 75 euros a year. )   Just looked it up, that's $11.63 in dollars


Wait, is IPTV service the one where you're paying pirates for a better stolen feed?  Like RealDebrid?
 
2020-09-26 10:03:06 PM  
Dave & Buster's verbal plug?  I thought D&B filed for trumpruptcy.
 
2020-09-26 10:03:11 PM  

wesmon: cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: phimuskapsi: I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born

I just tell them I remember when Ike was president.

I tell kids I remember when the Bills were good.

It has less impact this year so far

One Scott Norwood away from winning one of those SBs


A big, relatively not well hidden secret, is that the Bills of that era were incredible partiers. At least 2 of the super bowls were likely affected by too many late nights before the big night.
 
2020-09-26 10:04:06 PM  

Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life

BT sport actually stays in between rounds sometimes. ESPN crams in every commercial they can

The IPTV service I use usually has a good BT Sports feed, and also has Fight Pass and ESPN+, so I can just use the app on my TV

I really need to look into switching over to that

The one I use is 10 Euros a month (well, if you buy in 3 month packages.  12.50 Euros for a single month, or 75 euros a year. )   Just looked it up, that's $11.63 in dollars

Wait, is IPTV service the one where you're paying pirates for a better stolen feed?  Like RealDebrid?


I just use a VPN and one of the popular stream sites. There are so many alternatives now days.
 
2020-09-26 10:04:16 PM  

wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life

BT sport actually stays in between rounds sometimes. ESPN crams in every commercial they can

The IPTV service I use usually has a good BT Sports feed, and also has Fight Pass and ESPN+, so I can just use the app on my TV

I really need to look into switching over to that

The one I use is 10 Euros a month (well, if you buy in 3 month packages.  12.50 Euros for a single month, or 75 euros a year. )   Just looked it up, that's $11.63 in dollars

What is the service called?


Iconic Streams
 
2020-09-26 10:04:41 PM  

2wolves: Farkin' Uke: 2wolves: cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: phimuskapsi: I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born

I just tell them I remember when Ike was president.

I tell kids I remember when the Bills were good.

It has less impact this year so far

Felt kinda bad for the Bills O Line all those years.

Hell, how about my Iggles ) O line THIS year???

Have they moved out of Pennsylvania?


Nah, I describe myself as living in "The Jersey Side of Philly".  Aside from that, 195 cuts the state from East to West and that's basically the dividing line betwixt Philly Teams and NYC Teams.  I'm all Philly sports (but don't give a fark about basketball - I don't understand why the game isn't 2 minutes long since that's the only part of the game that's exciting if the score is close)
 
2020-09-26 10:05:27 PM  

phimuskapsi: wesmon: cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: phimuskapsi: I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born

I just tell them I remember when Ike was president.

I tell kids I remember when the Bills were good.

It has less impact this year so far

One Scott Norwood away from winning one of those SBs

A big, relatively not well hidden secret, is that the Bills of that era were incredible partiers. At least 2 of the super bowls were likely affected by too many late nights before the big night.


Isn't that most teams back then? See Lawrence Taylor.
Meanwhile Marv Levy is still alive
 
2020-09-26 10:05:47 PM  

2wolves: Dave & Buster's verbal plug?  I thought D&B filed for trumpruptcy.


I STRONGLY approve this new verbiage xD
 
2020-09-26 10:07:04 PM  

psychicdeath99: wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life

BT sport actually stays in between rounds sometimes. ESPN crams in every commercial they can

The IPTV service I use usually has a good BT Sports feed, and also has Fight Pass and ESPN+, so I can just use the app on my TV

I really need to look into switching over to that

The one I use is 10 Euros a month (well, if you buy in 3 month packages.  12.50 Euros for a single month, or 75 euros a year. )   Just looked it up, that's $11.63 in dollars

What is the service called?

Iconic Streams


Definitely going to check it out
 
2020-09-26 10:10:05 PM  

phimuskapsi: Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life

BT sport actually stays in between rounds sometimes. ESPN crams in every commercial they can

The IPTV service I use usually has a good BT Sports feed, and also has Fight Pass and ESPN+, so I can just use the app on my TV

I really need to look into switching over to that

The one I use is 10 Euros a month (well, if you buy in 3 month packages.  12.50 Euros for a single month, or 75 euros a year. )   Just looked it up, that's $11.63 in dollars

Wait, is IPTV service the one where you're paying pirates for a better stolen feed?  Like RealDebrid?

I just use a VPN and one of the popular stream sites. There are so many alternatives now days.


You just reminded me to make sure that my NAS also has a VPN and proxy server installed so my cousin in Moscow can watch good ol' Murican TVs
 
2020-09-26 10:10:46 PM  

2wolves: Dave & Buster's verbal plug?  I thought D&B filed for trumpruptcy.


You win the thread with trumpruptcy. I like that you didn't even capitalize it, he doesn't deserve it
 
2020-09-26 10:10:57 PM  

wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: psychicdeath99: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: I've switched from ESPN+ to a BT Sport 1080p feed because I don't have enough classy sounding sports betting sites being screamed at me in my life

BT sport actually stays in between rounds sometimes. ESPN crams in every commercial they can

The IPTV service I use usually has a good BT Sports feed, and also has Fight Pass and ESPN+, so I can just use the app on my TV

I really need to look into switching over to that

The one I use is 10 Euros a month (well, if you buy in 3 month packages.  12.50 Euros for a single month, or 75 euros a year. )   Just looked it up, that's $11.63 in dollars

What is the service called?

Iconic Streams

Definitely going to check it out


I just switched to them recently.  So far so good, and the app I use allows split screen, so I can watch up to 4 programs at once.  Although in practice, I've only tried two at once when there were Bellator and UFC overlapping, and even then I used 720p feeds instead of 1080p to reduce buffering.
 
2020-09-26 10:15:16 PM  

wesmon: 2wolves: Dave & Buster's verbal plug?  I thought D&B filed for trumpruptcy.

You win the thread with trumpruptcy. I like that you didn't even capitalize it, he doesn't deserve it


I noticed that lowercase t as well and wholly approve for the very same reason!
 
2020-09-26 10:16:12 PM  
 
2020-09-26 10:18:09 PM  
Zubaira Tukhugov is not a real name!  Gene Roddenberry created that name for some alien general, didn't he?
 
2020-09-26 10:18:15 PM  

wesmon: Haha Dana is so petty.

https://mobile.twitter.com/danawhite/s​tatus/1310012248207880192


"Over hear". 

I wish I was dumb enough and mean enough to be worth millions.
 
2020-09-26 10:21:58 PM  
how many people missed weight for this event?
 
2020-09-26 10:23:11 PM  

dr_blasto: how many people missed weight for this event?


I'm pretty sure it's just the two fights we've seen now
 
2020-09-26 10:23:32 PM  
Well.  My evening has been made.

Thank you one and all.
 
2020-09-26 10:24:50 PM  

dr_blasto: how many people missed weight for this event?


two.  Tukhugov and Klein, by 4 pounds each
 
2020-09-26 10:26:16 PM  
10-9 Dawodu
 
2020-09-26 10:27:08 PM  
four pounds? gah
 
2020-09-26 10:29:10 PM  

phimuskapsi: wesmon: cameroncrazy1984: 2wolves: phimuskapsi: I like to blow kids minds by telling them that I was born

I just tell them I remember when Ike was president.

I tell kids I remember when the Bills were good.

It has less impact this year so far

One Scott Norwood away from winning one of those SBs

A big, relatively not well hidden secret, is that the Bills of that era were incredible partiers. At least 2 of the super bowls were likely affected by too many late nights before the big night.


They used to go to Big Tree after practices.

And the first SB was in Miami I think. Four Falls of Buffalo seems to support your opinion
 
2020-09-26 10:31:03 PM  

2wolves: Well.  My evening has been made.

Thank you one and all.


Indeed!  I've already gotten my no money's worth and this Main is off to a great start!
 
2020-09-26 10:31:03 PM  
Tukhugov head movement and footwork is impressive.
 
2020-09-26 10:32:10 PM  
19-19
 
2020-09-26 10:32:11 PM  
10-9 Dawodu   20-18

Tukhugov needs a KO
 
2020-09-26 10:36:35 PM  
lol, ref calling him out for his pottymouth
 
2020-09-26 10:36:47 PM  
Hahaha! "No Cussing!"
 
2020-09-26 10:37:16 PM  

wesmon: Tukhugov head movement and footwork is impressive.


It's his speed that's impressing me but this fight has got it all!  What a start!
 
2020-09-26 10:37:39 PM  
Dawodu getting pissed his opponent keeps running and doesn't do anything
 
2020-09-26 10:38:11 PM  
LET'S farkING FIGHT!
 
2020-09-26 10:38:45 PM  
30-27 Dawodu
 
2020-09-26 10:38:59 PM  
29-28 Dawodu. Tukhugov did nothing but run in round 3
 
2020-09-26 10:39:48 PM  
Man, I can't believe that was a split at all. The 30-27 was the correct card.
 
2020-09-26 10:40:39 PM  

phimuskapsi: Man, I can't believe that was a split at all. The 30-27 was the correct card.


Hot damn, are you there on Fight Island?!  I'm JUST hearing the scores now
 
2020-09-26 10:41:58 PM  
First round was close, but no idea how one judge gave two rounds to Tukhugov
 
2020-09-26 10:42:58 PM  

Farkin' Uke: phimuskapsi: Man, I can't believe that was a split at all. The 30-27 was the correct card.

Hot damn, are you there on Fight Island?!  I'm JUST hearing the scores now


lol. I'm in the US, and all my video traffic is going by way of encrypted tunnel to Austria.
 
2020-09-26 10:43:04 PM  

psychicdeath99: First round was close, but no idea how one judge gave two rounds to Tukhugov


Will they ever fix MMA judging problems? I guess it is still better than boxing which is straight up corrupt
 
2020-09-26 10:44:53 PM  

wesmon: psychicdeath99: First round was close, but no idea how one judge gave two rounds to Tukhugov

Will they ever fix MMA judging problems? I guess it is still better than boxing which is straight up corrupt


I'm fine with judges being all over the place on a close round, but sometimes a round is very clear and they still buffoon it.
 
2020-09-26 10:45:42 PM  

psychicdeath99: First round was close, but no idea how one judge gave two rounds to Tukhugov


Maybe they gave it to him for his superior cardio.
 
2020-09-26 10:46:16 PM  
That was a robbery.
 
2020-09-26 10:47:21 PM  

psychicdeath99: wesmon: psychicdeath99: First round was close, but no idea how one judge gave two rounds to Tukhugov

Will they ever fix MMA judging problems? I guess it is still better than boxing which is straight up corrupt

I'm fine with judges being all over the place on a close round, but sometimes a round is very clear and they still buffoon it.


You can't even blame this one on a State commission because this is in Abu Dhabi and the UFC is in control of it.
 
2020-09-26 10:48:13 PM  

BadJazz: psychicdeath99: First round was close, but no idea how one judge gave two rounds to Tukhugov

Maybe they gave it to him for his superior cardio.


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2020-09-26 10:49:23 PM  

Cecil_Peoples: That was a robbery.


What fight did you watch?
 
2020-09-26 10:49:23 PM  
Wow, could I BE any more late? (Said in my best Joey Tribbiani voice)

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2020-09-26 10:52:31 PM  
Seeing all 'The Boys' ads, I realized I should look and see what is out there in terms of gif's. There are some really good ones.

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It's a really fun show to boot.
 
2020-09-26 10:55:02 PM  

Badafuco: Wow, could I BE any more late? (Said in my best Joey Tribbiani voice)

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At least all my wins so far were perfect.

I still can't believe they show five free prelims and then want $60-$70 for five PPV fights. Dana can suck it.
 
2020-09-26 10:56:33 PM  

Badafuco: Badafuco: Wow, could I BE any more late? (Said in my best Joey Tribbiani voice)

[tapology.com image 320x364]

At least all my wins so far were perfect.

I still can't believe they show five free prelims and then want $60-$70 for five PPV fights. Dana can suck it.


I've always thought if they cut the price in half they would sell four times as many PPVs
 
2020-09-26 10:56:39 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Cecil_Peoples: That was a robbery.

What fight did you watch?


Nah, Cecil has one of those little 2" TVs and was watching an episode of Law and Order during the fight xD
 
2020-09-26 10:57:54 PM  

psychicdeath99: Badafuco: Badafuco: Wow, could I BE any more late? (Said in my best Joey Tribbiani voice)

[tapology.com image 320x364]

At least all my wins so far were perfect.

I still can't believe they show five free prelims and then want $60-$70 for five PPV fights. Dana can suck it.

I've always thought if they cut the price in half they would sell four times as many PPVs


*ahem* BORROW Per Views - I don't plan on keeping them! xD
 
2020-09-26 10:58:32 PM  
Vieira is showing jon jones fingers.
 
2020-09-26 10:58:41 PM  

phimuskapsi: Seeing all 'The Boys' ads, I realized I should look and see what is out there in terms of gif's. There are some really good ones.

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It's a really fun show to boot.


The show is brilliant and absolutely beats the pants off any Marvel movie!
 
2020-09-26 10:59:26 PM  

Farkin' Uke: phimuskapsi: Seeing all 'The Boys' ads, I realized I should look and see what is out there in terms of gif's. There are some really good ones.

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It's a really fun show to boot.

The show is brilliant and absolutely beats the pants off any Marvel movie!


I'm liking this season so far
 
2020-09-26 10:59:32 PM  
This is the only catfight tonight, right?
 
2020-09-26 10:59:55 PM  

psychicdeath99: Badafuco: Badafuco: Wow, could I BE any more late? (Said in my best Joey Tribbiani voice)

[tapology.com image 320x364]

At least all my wins so far were perfect.

I still can't believe they show five free prelims and then want $60-$70 for five PPV fights. Dana can suck it.

I've always thought if they cut the price in half they would sell four times as many PPVs


Easily. You'd also see more bars with the fights if it wasn't so expensive for them as well. 

I get it, they are losing gate revenue, but it's still steep for what it is.
 
2020-09-26 11:00:45 PM  
Big size difference here
 
2020-09-26 11:01:53 PM  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: phimuskapsi: Seeing all 'The Boys' ads, I realized I should look and see what is out there in terms of gif's. There are some really good ones.

[Fark user image 480x270] [View Full Size image _x_]

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It's a really fun show to boot.

The show is brilliant and absolutely beats the pants off any Marvel movie!

I'm liking this season so far


I've been hooked since the very first scene (if I recall correctly it's Atrain going through Hughey's girl?) and as good as the first season was, I think this one is even better!  Honestly I was worried how the show was going to continue with such an overpowered big bad, but Kripke is handling it brilliantly!  I'm also wondering what kind of insurance Vought has to keep Homelander in line - it MUST be more than just words, PR, and lawyers...
 
2020-09-26 11:02:08 PM  
Easy 10-9 for V
 
2020-09-26 11:02:19 PM  
very close.  I think Veira edged it in the last 20 seconds  10-9
 
2020-09-26 11:02:51 PM  

psychicdeath99: very close.  I think Veira edged it in the last 20 seconds  10-9


This
 
2020-09-26 11:03:16 PM  

Farkin' Uke: I'm also wondering what kind of insurance Vought has to keep Homelander in line


This season is getting towards this answer, the answer is, they do have insurance. You can find out by doing a bit of research on the comics. They've made some changes for the show, but stay pretty close to the source material.
 
2020-09-26 11:04:20 PM  
Farkin' Uke: The show is brilliant and absolutely beats the pants off any Marvel movie!

Not counting the first Deadpool.
 
2020-09-26 11:04:56 PM  

2wolves: Farkin' Uke: The show is brilliant and absolutely beats the pants off any Marvel movie!

Not counting the first Deadpool.


Or Thor Ragnarok.
 
2020-09-26 11:06:11 PM  
did not like that standup
 
2020-09-26 11:07:15 PM  
Bad ink in this match, but not gallons of it.
 
2020-09-26 11:07:18 PM  

psychicdeath99: did not like that standup


Yeah, I tout Herzog but that was bad
 
2020-09-26 11:07:41 PM  

phimuskapsi: psychicdeath99: Badafuco: Badafuco: Wow, could I BE any more late? (Said in my best Joey Tribbiani voice)

[tapology.com image 320x364]

At least all my wins so far were perfect.

I still can't believe they show five free prelims and then want $60-$70 for five PPV fights. Dana can suck it.

I've always thought if they cut the price in half they would sell four times as many PPVs

Easily. You'd also see more bars with the fights if it wasn't so expensive for them as well. 

I get it, they are losing gate revenue, but it's still steep for what it is.


That reminds me:  for the longest time, I was stealing these guilt-free because the Ukrainian club used to order all the fights solely because of me.  When I ruined my life with The Fall back in 2011, I reasoned that if I wasn't broken, I'd be there watching the fights.  Well, I haven't been to the club (it's under new non Ukrainian ownership) at ALL for years now so I have no idea if they still order the fights or not (I'm thinking not because I heard they were cutting costs everywhere because that'll somehow bring up membership numbers) but I still have no qualms with stealing from them because these folks are dicks of the highest order!
 
2020-09-26 11:07:55 PM  
10-9 V, but it was pretty close.
 
2020-09-26 11:08:26 PM  

psychicdeath99: did not like that standup


Pressure from above would be my supposition.
 
2020-09-26 11:08:39 PM  
10-9 Veira although Eubanks made it closer after the standup.  20-18
 
2020-09-26 11:10:07 PM  
20-18 Veira all the way
 
2020-09-26 11:10:43 PM  
That kick was blocked guys, settle down.
 
2020-09-26 11:11:21 PM  

2wolves: Farkin' Uke: The show is brilliant and absolutely beats the pants off any Marvel movie!

Not counting the first Deadpool.


phimuskapsi: 2wolves: Farkin' Uke: The show is brilliant and absolutely beats the pants off any Marvel movie!

Not counting the first Deadpool.

Or Thor Ragnarok.


I'll accept Deadpool as I they don't register as Marvel movies in my brain for some reason but even though I really enjoyed Thor Ragnorok (that's the one with the gladiator fights, right?) I still prefer The Boys.  Don't get me wrong, I really enjoyed all the Marvel movies (except I thought Iron Man was farking boring and only saw 2 and 3 piecewise) for what they were - fun popcorn movies, but I still greatly prefer the much much smarter, funnier, grimier, bloodier mess that is The Boys!
 
2020-09-26 11:12:25 PM  
IMO Eubanks should never have been in this fight. She got rocked and almost finished two weeks ago by Avila.
I like the quick turnarounds but if someone is hurt bad they shouldn't be fighting again right away
 
2020-09-26 11:12:44 PM  

Farkin' Uke: phimuskapsi: psychicdeath99: Badafuco: Badafuco: Wow, could I BE any more late? (Said in my best Joey Tribbiani voice)

[tapology.com image 320x364]

At least all my wins so far were perfect.

I still can't believe they show five free prelims and then want $60-$70 for five PPV fights. Dana can suck it.

I've always thought if they cut the price in half they would sell four times as many PPVs

Easily. You'd also see more bars with the fights if it wasn't so expensive for them as well. 

I get it, they are losing gate revenue, but it's still steep for what it is.

That reminds me:  for the longest time, I was stealing these guilt-free because the Ukrainian club used to order all the fights solely because of me.  When I ruined my life with The Fall back in 2011, I reasoned that if I wasn't broken, I'd be there watching the fights.  Well, I haven't been to the club (it's under new non Ukrainian ownership) at ALL for years now so I have no idea if they still order the fights or not (I'm thinking not because I heard they were cutting costs everywhere because that'll somehow bring up membership numbers) but I still have no qualms with stealing from them because these folks are dicks of the highest order!


I've given the UFC a lot of my money in PPVs, Fight Pass, tickets for live shows, Fan expos, etc.  Since the sale to Endeavor, they give less and less value.  So, no, they aren't getting ALL of my money
 
2020-09-26 11:13:31 PM  
I'm kinda surprised Sarge heard she was 2 rounds down and isn't fighting with more fire
 
2020-09-26 11:14:24 PM  

psychicdeath99: I've given the UFC a lot of my money in PPVs, Fight Pass, tickets for live shows, Fan expos, etc.  Since the sale to Endeavor, they give less and less value.  So, no, they aren't getting ALL of my money


Every other PPV I buy, ever since I watched the long special SB nation did on UFC last year or so.


10-9 V I think. 30-27 or 29-28
 
2020-09-26 11:14:42 PM  
Eubanks started angling in and angling out and it was working for her.
 
2020-09-26 11:14:48 PM  
10-9 Eubanks, but not enough.  29-28 Vieira
 
2020-09-26 11:15:27 PM  
I enjoyed the fight but put your damn hands down, Sijara, because your own corner knows you did NOT win that fight...
 
2020-09-26 11:16:14 PM  
Sarge won round 3
I have it 28-28 Veira but that first was close
 
2020-09-26 11:16:43 PM  
Maybe don't fight EVERY WEEK, Eubanks?  Just a thought...
 
2020-09-26 11:17:52 PM  
Why do all Brazilians call it "Bra-ZEEW"?  Do they not have an L sound in Portuguese?
 
2020-09-26 11:18:10 PM  
Sarj was short notice?
 
2020-09-26 11:21:28 PM  
Wait, are Americans even ALLOWED to visit Abu Dhabi?
 
2020-09-26 11:21:59 PM  

2wolves: Sarj was short notice?


Looks like Vieira was originally set to fight Marion Reneau.  She dropped out and was replaced by Eubanks 10 days ago.

https://www.mmafighting.com/2020/9/16​/​21440909/with-marion-reneau-out-sijara​-eubanks-makes-quick-turnaround-agains​t-ketlen-vieira-at-ufc-253
 
2020-09-26 11:22:00 PM  

2wolves: Sarj was short notice?


She fought two weeks ago
 
2020-09-26 11:23:17 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Wait, are Americans even ALLOWED to visit Abu Dhabi?


Yes. Its a big tourist destination.
 
2020-09-26 11:24:38 PM  

wesmon: Farkin' Uke: Wait, are Americans even ALLOWED to visit Abu Dhabi?

Yes. Its a big tourist destination.


No, I meant because of 'Rona - I know it was always a rich people playground (even though it's technically "dry")
 
2020-09-26 11:24:56 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Wait, are Americans even ALLOWED to visit Abu Dhabi?


Oh yes, they love our money *ahem* I mean, us, they love us!

It's probably the safest country in the Middle East, and you can actually drink there in most hotels.
 
2020-09-26 11:26:42 PM  

Farkin' Uke: wesmon: Farkin' Uke: Wait, are Americans even ALLOWED to visit Abu Dhabi?

Yes. Its a big tourist destination.

No, I meant because of 'Rona - I know it was always a rich people playground (even though it's technically "dry")


Ah. Yeah, I don't even know if they've banned us for Coronavirus like most other countries
 
2020-09-26 11:28:41 PM  
Nearly a double KO
 
2020-09-26 11:29:17 PM  
WHOA!  CRAZY start!!!
 
2020-09-26 11:29:24 PM  
Well this one is off to a fast start!
 
2020-09-26 11:29:29 PM  
that was wild
 
2020-09-26 11:29:53 PM  
nice start.
 
2020-09-26 11:30:00 PM  
Looks like he's got Kai's glove...
 
2020-09-26 11:30:05 PM  
When the action is too fast for the ref, you need a better ref.
 
2020-09-26 11:30:12 PM  
LOL weird laugh
 
2020-09-26 11:31:03 PM  
This is a great fight.
 
2020-09-26 11:31:10 PM  

2wolves: When the action is too fast for the ref, you need a better ref.


Hear, hear!!!
 
2020-09-26 11:31:11 PM  
That was totally crazy. We needed it after this lackluster card
 
2020-09-26 11:31:35 PM  
This might be FOTN already.

That knee!
 
2020-09-26 11:32:16 PM  
Felder's gotta calm the fark down!  He's shouting like every move is some Earth-shattering event
 
2020-09-26 11:32:18 PM  
Takedown from the ground. 

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2020-09-26 11:32:46 PM  
what a round!
 
2020-09-26 11:33:02 PM  
10-9 Royval. What a first round.
 
2020-09-26 11:33:19 PM  
That should have been stopped.
 
2020-09-26 11:33:47 PM  
10-9 Royval  10-8 could be on the table, but to me Kara-France had enough offense to avoid it
 
2020-09-26 11:34:02 PM  

BadJazz: This might be FOTN already.

That knee!


Indeed!  I want to just rewatch that whole first round before watching the second
 
2020-09-26 11:34:47 PM  

psychicdeath99: 10-9 Royval  10-8 could be on the table, but to me Kara-France had enough offense to avoid it


Waaaaaay too close to be a 10-8 for me
 
2020-09-26 11:34:53 PM  
Great finish!
 
2020-09-26 11:35:12 PM  
Nice finish.
 
2020-09-26 11:35:23 PM  
This is by far the best fight of the night. Put more Flyweight fights on the main card UFC.

10-9 Royval
 
2020-09-26 11:35:24 PM  
AND IT'S ALL OVER!   ROTN so far for sure.
 
2020-09-26 11:35:29 PM  
Damn.
 
2020-09-26 11:35:48 PM  
nice choke
 
2020-09-26 11:36:32 PM  
Yeah, standing knees to the chin were extremely impressive.

That's a shame for Kara-France.  They couldn't stop talking about how all of Kiwiland is watching him lose x(
 
2020-09-26 11:36:51 PM  
I don't understand the people who hate flyweights.  That was great
 
2020-09-26 11:36:51 PM  
Another loss for City kickboxing. Bad omens for Israel Adesanya?
 
2020-09-26 11:36:57 PM  
Really liked the grappling, Royval def has skills.
 
2020-09-26 11:37:41 PM  

BadJazz: AND IT'S ALL OVER!   ROTN so far for sure.


Ruh-roh, Raggy?  Or is the R standing for something I should know?
 
2020-09-26 11:38:03 PM  
 
2020-09-26 11:39:06 PM  

psychicdeath99: I don't understand the people who hate flyweights.  That was great


Who the hell could possibly hate the lil guys?  They don't usually have the pop to knock each other out but they've got batteries for DAYS and that's always more exciting to watch them whale on each other than two gassed heavyweights slow dancing
 
2020-09-26 11:40:05 PM  

Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: AND IT'S ALL OVER!   ROTN so far for sure.

Ruh-roh, Raggy?  Or is the R standing for something I should know?


Round of the night.

/not that there is such an award
 
2020-09-26 11:41:44 PM  

BadJazz: Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: AND IT'S ALL OVER!   ROTN so far for sure.

Ruh-roh, Raggy?  Or is the R standing for something I should know?

Round of the night.

/not that there is such an award


If I can have Ugly Tattoo of the Night, you can have Round of the Night

The $50,000 comes out of Dana's pockets, anyway.
 
2020-09-26 11:41:52 PM  
Reyes is the better fighter but I'm feeling Blachowicz for some reason
 
2020-09-26 11:42:06 PM  

BadJazz: Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: AND IT'S ALL OVER!   ROTN so far for sure.

Ruh-roh, Raggy?  Or is the R standing for something I should know?

Round of the night.

/not that there is such an award


Hell, I like it - there SHOULD be such an award!
 
2020-09-26 11:43:26 PM  

psychicdeath99: BadJazz: Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: AND IT'S ALL OVER!   ROTN so far for sure.

Ruh-roh, Raggy?  Or is the R standing for something I should know?

Round of the night.

/not that there is such an award

If I can have Ugly Tattoo of the Night, you can have Round of the Night

The $50,000 comes out of Dana's pockets, anyway.


Speaking of which, have there been any Hair Of The Night contenders yet?  I don't tend to notice hair much unless it's truly awful.
 
2020-09-26 11:44:13 PM  

BadJazz: psychicdeath99: BadJazz: Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: AND IT'S ALL OVER!   ROTN so far for sure.

Ruh-roh, Raggy?  Or is the R standing for something I should know?

Round of the night.

/not that there is such an award

If I can have Ugly Tattoo of the Night, you can have Round of the Night

The $50,000 comes out of Dana's pockets, anyway.

Speaking of which, have there been any Hair Of The Night contenders yet?  I don't tend to notice hair much unless it's truly awful.


I read "truly awful" as "unlawful" and it still worked in my head!
 
2020-09-26 11:44:47 PM  

BadJazz: psychicdeath99: BadJazz: Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: AND IT'S ALL OVER!   ROTN so far for sure.

Ruh-roh, Raggy?  Or is the R standing for something I should know?

Round of the night.

/not that there is such an award

If I can have Ugly Tattoo of the Night, you can have Round of the Night

The $50,000 comes out of Dana's pockets, anyway.

Speaking of which, have there been any Hair Of The Night contenders yet?  I don't tend to notice hair much unless it's truly awful.


I haven't noticed any especially bad hair tonight.

Oh well.  Just makes room for Diego to win CTE of the Night
 
2020-09-26 11:46:05 PM  
I was wrong and only have one Amstel in my fridge which I'm opening right now for the start of the Co-Mains.  Great work tonight, fellas, and a good time had by all!
 
2020-09-26 11:46:13 PM  

psychicdeath99: BadJazz: psychicdeath99: BadJazz: Farkin' Uke: BadJazz: AND IT'S ALL OVER!   ROTN so far for sure.

Ruh-roh, Raggy?  Or is the R standing for something I should know?

Round of the night.

/not that there is such an award

If I can have Ugly Tattoo of the Night, you can have Round of the Night

The $50,000 comes out of Dana's pockets, anyway.

Speaking of which, have there been any Hair Of The Night contenders yet?  I don't tend to notice hair much unless it's truly awful.

I haven't noticed any especially bad hair tonight.

Oh well.  Just makes room for Diego to win CTE of the Night


I hope he donates his body to research.
 
2020-09-26 11:48:16 PM  
apparently the Verb of the Night is "smash"


/in case you're playing at home
 
2020-09-26 11:49:05 PM  

dr_blasto: apparently the Verb of the Night is "smash"


/in case you're playing at home


Smesh
 
2020-09-26 11:49:38 PM  
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2020-09-26 11:54:58 PM  
Clink n drink, muthafarkers!  It's Championship TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!
 
2020-09-26 11:56:02 PM  
Bruce Buffer at home?

"DINNNNNNNNNNNNNERRRRRRRRR'S RRRRRRRRREADY!  COME ON DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!"
 
2020-09-26 11:57:25 PM  
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Hulk smash!

 
2020-09-26 11:58:34 PM  

Farkin' Uke: Bruce Buffer at home?

"DINNNNNNNNNNNNNERRRRRRRRR'S RRRRRRRRREADY!  COME ON DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!"


And for dessert:

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'​SSSSS..............                PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeee​eee!!!
 
2020-09-27 12:00:05 AM  
Wicked body kick
 
2020-09-27 12:00:38 AM  
Of course Hulk didn't make weight.
 
2020-09-27 12:01:00 AM  
"They look like they are hard"

You don't say. He left a mark like he hit him with a bat.
 
2020-09-27 12:01:11 AM  
10-9 Blachowicz, but not a very active round
 
2020-09-27 12:03:03 AM  
nice welt
 
2020-09-27 12:03:14 AM  

psychicdeath99: 10-9 Blachowicz, but not a very active round


This.
 
2020-09-27 12:03:38 AM  

2wolves: Of course Hulk didn't make weight.


HULK KETO!!!
 
2020-09-27 12:04:38 AM  
the pace seems really slow to me.
 
2020-09-27 12:05:10 AM  

dr_blasto: the pace seems really slow to me.


They are big guys and there are 5 rounds, it is a bit slow.
 
2020-09-27 12:05:28 AM  
God DAMN, looks like he got hit in the ribs with not just bat, but Lucille from Walking Dead* with the barbed wire wrapped around it!

*The show has been lousy forever but I'm the victim of a sunk cost fallacy on it
 
2020-09-27 12:06:02 AM  
Jesus, if Jan hits with one of those. Good night.,
 
2020-09-27 12:06:20 AM  

dr_blasto: the pace seems really slow to me.


I thought this whole time it was a buffering problem and I was watching it in slow motion
 
2020-09-27 12:06:35 AM  
Nice aim, hit the exact same spot with the same force.
 
2020-09-27 12:07:08 AM  
BOOM!
 
2020-09-27 12:07:10 AM  
Jan is looking for the KO! AND FINDS IT!
 
2020-09-27 12:07:18 AM  
DOINK!   BLAGGY!
 
2020-09-27 12:07:39 AM  
 
2020-09-27 12:08:04 AM  
WOW!!!  Someone flashed the "Start Fight" sign and Jan obliges!!!
 
2020-09-27 12:08:11 AM  
Damn, Part II
 
2020-09-27 12:08:35 AM  
Did I not call that? Jan all the way
 
2020-09-27 12:08:48 AM  
OMG you can see his nose go crooked.
 
2020-09-27 12:10:47 AM  
KA-BLACHOWICZ!  That nose is whatever is beyond broken and it cannot possibly be good for your brains when you get knocked "Newborn Giraffe on Rollerskates" stupid
 
2020-09-27 12:11:11 AM  

phimuskapsi: OMG you can see his nose go crooked.


"He broked my nose!!!"

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2020-09-27 12:13:00 AM  
Damn, that was WAAAAAY too fast for me to understand the Polish to see what he really said for y'all
 
2020-09-27 12:13:28 AM  
Main event.

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2020-09-27 12:14:16 AM  
So who's everybody rootin' for?
 
2020-09-27 12:14:45 AM  
That is one happy Pole.  There will be kiloliters of vodka slurped down.
 
2020-09-27 12:15:20 AM  

Farkin' Uke: So who's everybody rootin' for?


Israel. He's amazing to watch
 
2020-09-27 12:16:20 AM  
Wow, that Evan Turner doc looks promising.
 
2020-09-27 12:16:21 AM  

Farkin' Uke: So who's everybody rootin' for?


A five round war.
 
2020-09-27 12:16:33 AM  
That commercial reminded me that Gus Fring is criminally underused in The Boys.  I get that they're keeping a mystery there but dammit, he's such an incredible actor!  USE HIM!
 
2020-09-27 12:17:15 AM  

phimuskapsi: Farkin' Uke: So who's everybody rootin' for?

Israel. He's amazing to watch


Costa for me. Israel is an amazing fighter but his arrogance rubs me wrong. McGregor 2.0
 
2020-09-27 12:17:46 AM  

2wolves: Farkin' Uke: So who's everybody rootin' for?

A five round war.


Haha, I was gonna cop out and say "I just want a really good fight" when somebody asked me, but the even more specific "A five round war" is an even better wish.  Somebody get that genie back on the phone!!!
 
2020-09-27 12:19:49 AM  

wesmon: phimuskapsi: Farkin' Uke: So who's everybody rootin' for?

Israel. He's amazing to watch

Costa for me. Israel is an amazing fighter but his arrogance rubs me wrong. McGregor 2.0


Normally I'm right there with ya as arrogance really irritates me as well but Issy is so farking FUNNY!  Quite possibly funny enough to get a pass from me (especially if he takes care of bidness tonight as then he truly walks the walk as well as talking the talk)
 
2020-09-27 12:20:08 AM  

wesmon: phimuskapsi: Farkin' Uke: So who's everybody rootin' for?

Israel. He's amazing to watch

Costa for me. Israel is an amazing fighter but his arrogance rubs me wrong. McGregor 2.0


Not for nothing but Costa can come across the same way, except he hasn't earned it.
 
2020-09-27 12:22:09 AM  

phimuskapsi: wesmon: phimuskapsi: Farkin' Uke: So who's everybody rootin' for?

Israel. He's amazing to watch

Costa for me. Israel is an amazing fighter but his arrogance rubs me wrong. McGregor 2.0

Not for nothing but Costa can come across the same way, except he hasn't earned it.


This is also an excellent point.  Waiting and speculating are over, though.  We're gonna see right now who was making promises and who was just talking shiat!
 
2020-09-27 12:22:37 AM  
Hoping for a nice long fight. Got a glass of Blanton's and a nice bubbler of some tasty green to enjoy during it.
 
2020-09-27 12:23:29 AM  

phimuskapsi: wesmon: phimuskapsi: Farkin' Uke: So who's everybody rootin' for?

Israel. He's amazing to watch

Costa for me. Israel is an amazing fighter but his arrogance rubs me wrong. McGregor 2.0

Not for nothing but Costa can come across the same way, except he hasn't earned it.


Costa much more embraces the fact that he is a meme. A lot of what he puts out is a joke.
 
2020-09-27 12:24:07 AM  
Costa passed his PED tests?
 
2020-09-27 12:24:08 AM  
lol what's with The Matrix screensaver?
 
2020-09-27 12:25:13 AM  
While I agree that Yoel Romero is one of the scariest mother farkers on the planet, I somehow feel confident that I'd be able to outwit him.  Anybody remember the crossover of The Critic and The Simpsons?  He outwits Ranier Wolfcastle with the ol' "Your shoe's untied" (and McBain is shown much later in the evening, "On clozer inspection, zeez are LOafers") and I think it wouldn't take much more to fool Romero
 
2020-09-27 12:25:43 AM  

RandolphCarter: Costa passed his PED tests?


For instance with the meme thing, Costa tweeted Adesanya that he hasnt been tested in over a year. In reality he had been tested
 
2020-09-27 12:25:49 AM  

wesmon: phimuskapsi: wesmon: phimuskapsi: Farkin' Uke: So who's everybody rootin' for?

Israel. He's amazing to watch

Costa for me. Israel is an amazing fighter but his arrogance rubs me wrong. McGregor 2.0

Not for nothing but Costa can come across the same way, except he hasn't earned it.

Costa much more embraces the fact that he is a meme. A lot of what he puts out is a joke.


Which, I can appreciate. I think that like Uke said, Israel is just funnier. 

Look at his build too in comparison to Costa. The fact that he's been the champ and survived 3 challenges with that build speaks to his skillset. He's LETHAL, but doesn't have the bulk that guys do in his division.
 
2020-09-27 12:26:37 AM  
Adesanya locks up Ugly Tattoo of the Night Bonus
 
2020-09-27 12:26:49 AM  
Paris Hilton is chiming in?  Damn girl, go back to enjoying your million$ outside my reality zone.
 
2020-09-27 12:27:34 AM  
It bothers me a great deal when non Aussies like Anik pronounce it "Melbin" and I'm not even sure why...
 
2020-09-27 12:27:44 AM  

psychicdeath99: Adesanya locks up Ugly Tattoo of the Night Bonus


I gotta say, I really dig the 'heart of Africa' tattoo on his chest.
 
2020-09-27 12:29:55 AM  
One of these days Bruce is going to have a stroke right in the cage. 

HERE WE GO!
 
2020-09-27 12:31:47 AM  
My bladder just stupidly piped up with "Gotta pee?" and my brain immediately responded "NOPE!"  I'll piss in the sink down here betwixt rounds because I'm not missing a second of this!
 
2020-09-27 12:32:47 AM  
Hahah I love the way this fight is going so far.
 
2020-09-27 12:32:55 AM  
Adesanya is slowly giving Costa stripes!
 
2020-09-27 12:32:59 AM  
that leg is going to be hurting if this goes past 2 rounds
 
2020-09-27 12:34:06 AM  
"Romero" Yeah, Costa, Yoel didn't win that...don't emulate him!
 
2020-09-27 12:34:09 AM  
Ok, Costa lost any support with that clowning bs.
 
2020-09-27 12:34:40 AM  
These guys are great together. The talking, the taunts, it's so much fun to watch.
 
2020-09-27 12:34:56 AM  

psychicdeath99: that leg is going to be hurting if this goes past 2 rounds


Looks like 'cup' marks on Costa.
 
2020-09-27 12:35:08 AM  
solid 10-9 Adesanya
 
2020-09-27 12:35:25 AM  
Israel is just so good at not getting hit. 10-9 Israel
 
2020-09-27 12:36:18 AM  

2wolves: psychicdeath99: that leg is going to be hurting if this goes past 2 rounds

Looks like 'cup' marks on Costa.


The red is around the knee, it's all in one spot. The cups are a bit below it.
 
2020-09-27 12:36:45 AM  
I have the feeling the whole fight is gonna go this way and Costa (just like Romero) is going to complain that he both simultaneously won the fight somehow AND make the excuse that they couldn't do anything because Adesanya didn't fight the way he wanted him to.

"No, you're doing it wrong!"
 
2020-09-27 12:38:21 AM  
whenever someone clowns like that, I want them to immediately get blasted in the face
 
2020-09-27 12:38:42 AM  
that farking leg: OW
 
2020-09-27 12:39:29 AM  
Costa is just gonna slow get beat up, make a mistake and get KO'd. I'm gonna call 4th round.
 
2020-09-27 12:39:37 AM  

psychicdeath99: whenever someone clowns like that, I want them to immediately get blasted in the face


Has Costa landed ONE strike yet??
 
2020-09-27 12:39:42 AM  

psychicdeath99: whenever someone clowns like that, I want them to immediately get blasted in the face


same, unfortunately that kind of insta-karma is in short supply in this world.
 
2020-09-27 12:40:21 AM  
COSTA KO'D!!!
 
2020-09-27 12:40:21 AM  
DOINK!   ISRAEL SMASH!
 
2020-09-27 12:40:32 AM  
BOOM!

picked him apart then nailed him
 
2020-09-27 12:41:17 AM  
He's just so so good. Jon Jones, but better and without the drugs.
 
2020-09-27 12:41:25 AM  
Costa had a sh*t fight plan.
 
2020-09-27 12:41:31 AM  
what the fark

lol did he really say that?
 
2020-09-27 12:41:57 AM  

dr_blasto: what the fark

lol did he really say that?


hahahaha yeah he certainly did, I heard that.
 
2020-09-27 12:42:12 AM  
HAHAHAHAHAHA  as soon as the fight started I was rooting Adesanya 100%

Shut the fark UP, Costa!  You should be allowed to stay in the sport but you shouldn't be allowed to speak into a microphone ever again (same as Colby *spits* Covington)
 
2020-09-27 12:43:07 AM  

phimuskapsi: dr_blasto: what the fark

lol did he really say that?

hahahaha yeah he certainly did, I heard that.


Also with the post stoppage humping.
 
2020-09-27 12:43:07 AM  

phimuskapsi: dr_blasto: what the fark

lol did he really say that?

hahahaha yeah he certainly did, I heard that.


Wait, say what?  I tuned out because I didn't think he was speaking English
 
2020-09-27 12:43:52 AM  
lol, he still cracks me up
 
2020-09-27 12:44:11 AM  
 
2020-09-27 12:44:53 AM  

dr_blasto: lol, he still cracks me up


Exactly - he's arrogant as fark but he backs it alllll up and he's freakin' hilarious to boot!
 
2020-09-27 12:44:59 AM  
At least Adesanya brought it this time. I expected more from Costa.
 
2020-09-27 12:45:23 AM  
Goodnight folks, please take care and stay well.
 
2020-09-27 12:45:37 AM  
90!  I like it.
 
2020-09-27 12:46:25 AM  

Farkin' Uke: phimuskapsi: dr_blasto: what the fark

lol did he really say that?

hahahaha yeah he certainly did, I heard that.

Wait, say what?  I tuned out because I didn't think he was speaking English


he told someone outside the ring he'd cum all over them