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(Guardian)   Cows: the silent killer   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Yorkshire, Pennines, Thought, England, Det Ch Insp Jane Fairlamb, Malcolm Flynn, Yorkshire Dales, Cumbria  
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3729 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Sep 2020 at 6:20 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-09-26 2:44:52 AM  
23 votes:
i.redd.itView Full Size

Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!
2020-09-26 4:58:59 AM  
5 votes:
Not to be disrespectful but how is that the picture of him they wanted in the newspapers?
2020-09-26 10:54:49 AM  
4 votes:
Cows can be aggressive.

Don't go into a field with animals you don't know.

Poor man.
2020-09-26 9:32:57 AM  
3 votes:
Don't worry guys, we're winning.

Cows: 20
Humans: 35,000,000

Cows are actually one of the most likely animals to kill a person.  There are soo many of them and because they've been bred to be so docile we don't treat them like dangerous animals.  When they do occasionally decide to kill some guy there really isn't much he can do about unless he's armed or near a fence/tree... they are much bigger than us.

/currently thawing a steak.
2020-09-26 8:18:18 AM  
3 votes:

halifaxdatageek: Second cow murder this week. Maybe Troy was right.

I mean cows kill a lot of people...heart disease is one the nation's top killers.
2020-09-26 6:41:27 AM  
3 votes:
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2020-09-26 12:49:18 PM  
2 votes:
A second fatality caused by cows has been made public by police, meaning there have been two such deaths within a fortnight in the north of England.

This is the most British sentence I've read in a while.
2020-09-26 10:47:32 AM  
2 votes:
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2020-09-26 9:41:39 AM  
2 votes:

The Repeated Meme: Goddamnit so much!!!

Too late with my headline.

Grumble grumble better headline.

/I'll get over it

You can always submit with the REPEAT tag. You never know.
2020-09-26 8:02:29 AM  
2 votes:
Second cow murder this week. Maybe Troy was right.
2020-09-26 6:42:58 AM  
2 votes:
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2020-09-26 3:07:17 AM  
2 votes:
How many headlines this year for death by cow, bison or buffalo?
2020-09-26 8:36:00 PM  
1 vote:

TheCableGuy: Just wait till they get their hands on the guns.

Cows With Guns - The Original Animation
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2020-09-26 1:21:31 PM  
1 vote:

ocelot: It's cattle not cows.

Let's agree to settle at "Cewes"
2020-09-26 1:03:24 PM  
1 vote:

ocelot: It's cattle not cows.


Both terms are perfectly cromulent.
2020-09-26 12:27:03 PM  
1 vote:
It's cattle not cows.
2020-09-26 12:24:18 PM  
1 vote:
Are they using tools yet?
2020-09-26 10:12:19 AM  
1 vote:
This being the Grauniad, I expected another well-meaning lecture on cows' methane emissions' contributing to climate change.

Guess the cows are upping the ante.
2020-09-26 8:29:47 AM  
1 vote:
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2020-09-26 7:17:25 AM  
1 vote:

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2020-09-26 6:35:11 AM  
1 vote:
Jesus Christ! Fenton The Dog Kills Sean Bean
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2020-09-26 12:10:25 AM  
1 vote:
Now that they got a taste for human blood, they got to put them down.
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