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2020-09-25 8:41:26 PM  
Had to click to see which of the 5 or 6 options to which subby was referring.

9 allegedly fraudulent ballots = disenfranchise millions. This is what is actually driving the current Republican Party.
 
2020-09-25 10:03:19 PM  
The lie's been told and the deplorables will never hear the retractions.
 
2020-09-25 11:15:14 PM  
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NOT THE TREASON!
 
2020-09-25 11:18:21 PM  
Ok Nancy, fark him up and in doing so,  this delays the Senate from holding a vote on BatShiatCrazyHouse from getting on the Supreme Court.
 
2020-09-25 11:21:08 PM  
This POS should swing at the end of a rope. If tRump and his lunkheads fail in their takeover, I hope Biden has a plan to punish them all. Some, like Yertle, need to be smothered in their sleep.
 
2020-09-25 11:21:15 PM  
my Karma is already so farked even though I have devoted almost half of my life to try and undo the bad things I did in the first, but, I try really hard not to wish a person to not be.

I just cannot keep that up with this person.

I hope that he chokes to death on a drink of water.
 
2020-09-25 11:22:04 PM  
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2020-09-25 11:23:10 PM  
Does not matter.

Republicans can do no wrong.

CNN out front should've told 'ya.
 
2020-09-25 11:27:08 PM  
"Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect..."

-Jonathan Swift

It was clear pretty much immediately that the story was bullshiat, but Trump and the GOP will be using it as an example to invalidate votes come November 4th.
 
2020-09-25 11:28:17 PM  

edmo: The lie's been told and the deplorables will never hear the retractions.


Pretty much this. They know their base very well. They know all they have to do is get the lie out there with just enough seeming truth to it to convince their base and then when the full truth comes to light their base will not believe it.
 
2020-09-25 11:29:52 PM  
Help me out here. Nobody has the time or brain space to keep up with all of this.

Were these nine ballots actually found in PA, or is this more fakery by the Gestapo to validate their continued attacks on the election?
 
2020-09-25 11:32:41 PM  

powhound: Help me out here. Nobody has the time or brain space to keep up with all of this.

Were these nine ballots actually found in PA, or is this more fakery by the Gestapo to validate their continued attacks on the election?


Let's put it this way. For America, instead of a reichstag fire, it'll be 5 ballots that somebody forgot about in a trash can somewhere in the middle of bum fark Egypt.
 
2020-09-25 11:35:51 PM  
Bill barr is just hoping that he can manage to make his own death a bigger national holiday than Trump's.
 
2020-09-25 11:36:08 PM  

Cythraul: powhound: Help me out here. Nobody has the time or brain space to keep up with all of this.

Were these nine ballots actually found in PA, or is this more fakery by the Gestapo to validate their continued attacks on the election?

Let's put it this way. For America, instead of a reichstag fire, it'll be 5 ballots that somebody forgot about in a trash can somewhere in the middle of bum fark Egypt.


Of course, they won't be real, and it's all bullshiat, but you know if it was some stupid mistake and there actually we're 5 real votes found uncounted in a trashcan, they'd be votes for Biden/Harris in a state that goes 60% Mango Mass Murderer.

But that wouldn't slow down the manufacturing of fear and outrage by the RW noise machine among the willfully mislead for one moment.
 
2020-09-25 11:37:27 PM  
If we are to assume they're applying the Rovian tactic of "accuse your opponent of what they are going to accuse you of" crossed with the Trump aphorism that "every accusation is a confession..." JFC they really are going to try to dump mail-in ballots from Democratic districts and this flaky story is the groundwork for their whataboutism cover story if they get caught.
 
2020-09-25 11:37:50 PM  

Cythraul: edmo: The lie's been told and the deplorables will never hear the retractions.

Pretty much this. They know their base very well. They know all they have to do is get the lie out there with just enough seeming truth to it to convince their base and then when the full truth comes to light their base will not believe it.


And even if you show them 10+ reports showing the truth they will say 'liberal garbage media is lying' then go back calling you names or other derp. This is the one smart area republicans have mastered, quick victim oriented propaganda.
 
2020-09-25 11:40:11 PM  
So, this will be a strange flavor of authoritarianism when Trump is re-elected.

The country, as a whole, will not react in any meaningful way. There will be complaints from Democrats, of course.

Other than that, the US will plunge into a theocracy and be a perversion of what the founding fathers aspired.

Oh well.

Maybe Canada will help us.
 
2020-09-25 11:40:34 PM  

Cythraul: edmo: The lie's been told and the deplorables will never hear the retractions.

Pretty much this. They know their base very well. They know all they have to do is get the lie out there with just enough seeming truth to it to convince their base and then when the full truth comes to light their base will not believe it.


cnn was interviewing people at  trump rally and both the people  were onboard  with mail in ballots are dem plot.
 
2020-09-25 11:41:20 PM  
Can you imagine Barr hauling his fat ass down to the White House just busting out wanting to share his half-assed information?

What a bunch of dipshiats.
 
2020-09-25 11:41:56 PM  

powhound: Help me out here. Nobody has the time or brain space to keep up with all of this.

Were these nine ballots actually found in PA, or is this more fakery by the Gestapo to validate their continued attacks on the election?


I'm a few counties over from this latest lame ass attempt to rile up Trumpers*. Yeah, it's like 9 ballots and-gasp, their envelopes. The saving grace to this nonsense, is Pennsyltennarkatucky's Attorney General-real smart guy, Josh Shapiro-he's wise to their shennanigans-Trumpco* tried pulling some other electoral BS a few months ago, and the judge, with Shapiro's help, shot it down. Shapiro ain't gonna back down with this latest crapola either. At least this is how I'm remembering all that has happened so far-just a rough sketch-without teh googles intewebs-it's late, and been a long day.
 
2020-09-25 11:44:06 PM  

powhound: Help me out here. Nobody has the time or brain space to keep up with all of this.

Were these nine ballots actually found in PA, or is this more fakery by the Gestapo to validate their continued attacks on the election?


Apparently yes.  They were tossed by a contractor who'd been on the job for three says and had been improperly trained.

And A Republican is in charge of elections in that county, iirc.
 
2020-09-25 11:44:24 PM  

powhound: Help me out here. Nobody has the time or brain space to keep up with all of this.

Were these nine ballots actually found in PA, or is this more fakery by the Gestapo to validate their continued attacks on the election?


I don't know if this will help

"Our investigation has revealed that all or nearly all envelopes received in the elections office were opened as a matter of course," it read. "It was explained to investigators the envelopes used for official overseas, military, absentee and mail-in ballot requests are so similar, that the staff believed that adhering to the protocol of preserving envelopes unopened would cause them to miss such ballot requests. Our interviews further revealed that this issue was a problem in the primary election - therefore a known issue - and that the problem has not been corrected."
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Ryan Godfrey, an elections official in Pennsylvania, noted that the state's process for issuing military ballots is different from that for other voters. Pennsylvania sends out write-in ballots that can be sent and returned before the slate of candidates is finalized. Given that the state's presidential candidate slate wasn't finalized until the past week and the ballots were received in Luzerne County on Monday, it's probable that these write-in ballots were what was at issue.
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Here's where things may get a bit ironic.
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Because these ballots were returned in envelopes similar to absentee ballot requests, elections officials opened them. If the ballots weren't then enclosed in another envelope that shielded the actual vote being cast, they may have been considered "naked ballots," a term used to describe mail ballots returned without the voter's intent being protected.
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If that's the case, which again isn't clear, that meant that elections officials who were opening the envelopes to see what they contained may have had to discard the votes, given a recent ruling by the state's Supreme Court.
 
2020-09-25 11:45:56 PM  

Flincher: Ok Nancy, fark him up and in doing so,  this delays the Senate from holding a vote on BatShiatCrazyHouse from getting on the Supreme Court.


I'm sure she will be as serious about it as Susan Collins
 
2020-09-25 11:50:39 PM  

Flincher: Ok Nancy, fark him up and in doing so,  this delays the Senate from holding a vote on BatShiatCrazyHouse from getting on the Supreme Court.


Impeachment of Barr by Pelosi would not stop confirmation.  All the senate would have to do is have a majority vote to ignore it.

People don't understand the senate has the power.  The house can't even enforce its subpoena.
 
2020-09-25 11:53:01 PM  

Yeast No 7: So, this will be a strange flavor of authoritarianism when Trump is re-elected.

The country, as a whole, will not react in any meaningful way. There will be complaints from Democrats, of course.

Other than that, the US will plunge into a theocracy and be a perversion of what the founding fathers aspired.

Oh well.

Maybe Canada will help us.


I really think that putting a Canadian team of observers on the ground in the US to monitor the elections is in the worlds best interest.  It isn't going to happen this round though.  I'll lobby to take in US refuges though if it makes you feel any better.
 
2020-09-25 11:56:43 PM  
Does anyone know of any countries that might take a family that includes someone on disability, someone with MS and a retired RN?

Asking for a friend. Because unless November is a blowout in favor of the Democrats, this country is farked.
 
2020-09-25 11:58:06 PM  
Imagine if they put this kind of effort towards governing. Meh, it would probably be far worse.
 
2020-09-25 11:59:19 PM  

LordJiro: Does anyone know of any countries that might take a family that includes someone on disability, someone with MS and a retired RN?

Asking for a friend. Because unless November is a blowout in favor of the Democrats, this country is farked.


*cuts in line* sorry, more degrees and single.

I can give my cat to my parents.

/The gf is mostly house broken and can take care of herself
 
2020-09-26 12:04:02 AM  
For the love of God, FOLLOW THE FARKING INSTRUCTIONS!  There's two envelopes for a reason!  USE BOTH!
 
2020-09-26 12:10:11 AM  

Greylight: Yeast No 7: So, this will be a strange flavor of authoritarianism when Trump is re-elected.

The country, as a whole, will not react in any meaningful way. There will be complaints from Democrats, of course.

Other than that, the US will plunge into a theocracy and be a perversion of what the founding fathers aspired.

Oh well.

Maybe Canada will help us.

I really think that putting a Canadian team of observers on the ground in the US to monitor the elections is in the worlds best interest.  It isn't going to happen this round though.  I'll lobby to take in US refuges though if it makes you feel any better.


Yeah.  I can already hear Republican cries already about how these Canadian observers have tampered with the election in favor of Democratic candidates.  Because those dirty Canadians are liberals, and they want Democrats to win.
 
2020-09-26 12:12:22 AM  

Greylight: Yeast No 7: So, this will be a strange flavor of authoritarianism when Trump is re-elected.

The country, as a whole, will not react in any meaningful way. There will be complaints from Democrats, of course.

Other than that, the US will plunge into a theocracy and be a perversion of what the founding fathers aspired.

Oh well.

Maybe Canada will help us.

I really think that putting a Canadian team of observers on the ground in the US to monitor the elections is in the worlds best interest.  It isn't going to happen this round though.  I'll lobby to take in US refuges though if it makes you feel any better.


Only if we can do it via Zoom. I'm not coming south in person, sorry.

//did monitoring in Ukraine.  Fantastic experience
 
2020-09-26 12:16:07 AM  

Yeast No 7: So, this will be a strange flavor of authoritarianism when Trump is re-elected.

The country, as a whole, will not react in any meaningful way. There will be complaints from Democrats, of course.

Other than that, the US will plunge into a theocracy and be a perversion of what the founding fathers aspired.

Oh well.

Maybe Canada will help us.


Canada has already ruled that the US is no longer a "safe country", and has initiated the process to determine their new policy about dealing with political asylum seekers from the US. It must, by their rules, be published within 180 days of the announcement, which conveniently is January 22nd. My guess is they believe if trump is not out of power on that day the US will collapse into some form of police brutality state, military slaughter of civilians, or civil war, and they are letting the world know they are willing to help us. My guess is they are writing two policies, and will decide late on Jan 21 which one gets published.

www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-us-canada-​5​3494561

https://www.npr.org/2020/07/23/894859​6​94/u-s-canada-asylum-treaty-unconstitu​tional-judge-finds-citing-cruel-u-s-be​havior?t=1601093496196
 
2020-09-26 12:26:49 AM  
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2020-09-26 12:27:59 AM  
Ok, another question.

What do you want Republicans?

Do you want authority over the US? Do you believe that dissenting opinions can be discarded?

Please tell me me, how can your principles be commingled with those that think different?

Is that not what the US was founded?

Help me out here.
 
2020-09-26 12:30:31 AM  
It's like watching F1 in Sochi.
 
2020-09-26 12:30:57 AM  
Is this "cop math" at work?

They found six ballots in an office yesterday in a garbage can. They were Trump ballots - eight ballots in an office yesterday in - but in a certain state and they were - they had Trump written on it, and they were thrown in a garbage can."... the U.S. Attorney's Office initially declared that all nine of the recovered ballots "were cast for presidential candidate Donald Trump."

farkin hell, by the time they are through, it will be 2.7 million ballots.
 
2020-09-26 12:32:15 AM  
So these are primary ballots right? And they weren't properly done?

/So weird that the FBI would announce they knew the names of the people and how they voted on a secret ballot.
 
2020-09-26 12:32:49 AM  
Treason Toad. I hadn't seen that one before but I knew exactly who it was before I clicked the link.

What an apt name for that f*ckwad.
 
2020-09-26 12:34:42 AM  
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2020-09-26 12:36:29 AM  
Barr is Morden.

*Waves*
 
2020-09-26 12:38:52 AM  

Cythraul: powhound: Help me out here. Nobody has the time or brain space to keep up with all of this.

Were these nine ballots actually found in PA, or is this more fakery by the Gestapo to validate their continued attacks on the election?

Let's put it this way. For America, instead of a reichstag fire, it'll be 5 ballots that somebody forgot about in a trash can somewhere in the middle of bum fark Egypt.


Yeah, right. Egyptians can't even vote in our elections.
 
2020-09-26 12:39:01 AM  
Fleeing the country is cowardly and treasonous.   Trumpers would relish it.   It would not help and would, in fact, make the entire world much worse.

Stay and fight for this nation and this planet.   There is no suburb of  Earth you can hide in.
 
2020-09-26 12:40:44 AM  
Of course they are "military ballots" they're worried about. It's another of Cadet Bonespurs' tiny ham-fisted attempts to further deflect from the "losers and suckers" thing.
 
2020-09-26 12:48:31 AM  
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2020-09-26 1:10:45 AM  

Yeast No 7: Ok, another question.

What do you want Republicans?

Do you want authority over the US? Do you believe that dissenting opinions can be discarded?

Please tell me me, how can your principles be commingled with those that think different?



What it this "commingling" you are talking about? They'd love for you to be "separate but equal" somewhere else, so you won't ruin their view.

/The entire republican worldview is based on categorically ignoring and denying everything they don't like, while doing everything they can to make it worse.
//"Stop hitting yourself"
 
2020-09-26 1:58:09 AM  

sourballs: This POS should swing at the end of a rope. If tRump and his lunkheads fail in their takeover, I hope Biden has a plan to punish them all. Some, like Yertle, need to be smothered in their sleep.


What the hell is wrong with you?

They deserve to be tried, convicted, and lined up against the wall every day, not knowing if the revolver has a bullet in it this time.
 
2020-09-26 1:59:12 AM  

Yeast No 7: Ok, another question.

What do you want Republicans?

Do you want authority over the US? Do you believe that dissenting opinions can be discarded?

Please tell me me, how can your principles be commingled with those that think different?

Is that not what the US was founded?

Help me out here.


Republicans are fascists. They want absolute, unchecked power. Dissenters should either shut up and quietly work themselves to death for their capitalist overlords, or just fark off and die.
 
2020-09-26 2:01:16 AM  

erik-k: sourballs: This POS should swing at the end of a rope. If tRump and his lunkheads fail in their takeover, I hope Biden has a plan to punish them all. Some, like Yertle, need to be smothered in their sleep.

What the hell is wrong with you?

They deserve to be tried, convicted, and lined up against the wall every day, not knowing if the revolver has a bullet in it this time.


Nah, too nice. They deserve the absolute worst we can give out.
Take every penny and scrap of power to their name. Making people like Trump, Barr and McConnell into the poor they so despise would be worse than death.
 
2020-09-26 2:08:22 AM  

LordJiro: erik-k: sourballs: This POS should swing at the end of a rope. If tRump and his lunkheads fail in their takeover, I hope Biden has a plan to punish them all. Some, like Yertle, need to be smothered in their sleep.

What the hell is wrong with you?

They deserve to be tried, convicted, and lined up against the wall every day, not knowing if the revolver has a bullet in it this time.

Nah, too nice. They deserve the absolute worst we can give out.
Take every penny and scrap of power to their name. Making people like Trump, Barr and McConnell into the poor they so despise would be worse than death.


I'd suggest then, sitting them each at a old fashioned manual typewriter, and make them type out the
entire US penal code..Every day 5 days a week, 8 hours a day...That's all they do for the rest of their lives..
 
2020-09-26 2:09:38 AM  

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Do we still get to call Daily Kos the Great Orange Satan?
 
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