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(10TV Columbus)   Old and busted: Faking a fever to skip school. New hotness: Faking an abduction   ( divider line
    More: Fail, biggest concern, black vehicle, wrong person, social media, bus stop, People, situation, description  
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845 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Sep 2020 at 10:44 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-09-26 12:04:46 AM  
Simple excuses work best. Try not to get carried away with it, as it were.
2020-09-26 1:00:51 AM  
"Some Puerto Rican Guy" up to his old tricks again?
2020-09-26 1:17:19 AM  

Prof. Frink: Simple excuses work best. Try not to get carried away with it, as it were.

nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, etc work well
2020-09-26 1:34:43 AM  
There has probably not been an easier time in recent memory to fake an illness. Say you have a cough and are fatigued more than usual. The end.
2020-09-26 2:39:22 AM  
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2020-09-26 10:55:58 AM  
This happened before a few years ago up in my old neighborhood, which is way in the boonies to start with, where everyone knows each other, so it didn't take long for people to figure out what happened.
2020-09-26 12:02:11 PM  

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Calling in a COVID-19. the new bomb.
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