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(CNN)   GOP robocalls tell republican voters that voting by mail is bad, but voting by *mail* is good. No, really   (cnn.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Elections, call volumes, sampling of calls, Postal voting, key battleground election states, registered voter, universal vote, Absentee voting  
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2020-09-25 6:57:02 PM  
23 votes:
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2020-09-25 5:19:07 PM  
18 votes:
If this handmaiden SCOTUS nominee is seated, it'll be vote by male.
 
2020-09-25 5:20:26 PM  
10 votes:
Zathras approves.  But, Zathras is not happy.
 
2020-09-25 6:42:37 PM  
9 votes:
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2020-09-25 6:40:02 PM  
8 votes:
If voting by mail is so good, then how come no President has ever been elected exclusively through mail-in voting? Really makes you think, doesn't it, libs?
 
2020-09-25 6:28:15 PM  
8 votes:
vote by male

keep saying 'i love trump' while you blow a guy on election day
 
2020-09-25 7:03:22 PM  
7 votes:
Unsolicited blanket mailing out ballots is bad. Solicited absentee ballots are good.

That has been Trump's consistent message which the left has continued to obfuscate.
 
2020-09-25 7:47:11 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-09-25 9:23:28 PM  
2 votes:

fernt: theknuckler_33: fernt: Unsolicited blanket mailing out ballots is bad. Solicited absentee ballots are good.

That has been Trump's consistent message which the left has continued to obfuscate.

No one is obfuscating Trump's message. They're just pointing out that the message is stupid, because it is.

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/califo​rnia/all-california-voters-to-receive-​mail-in-ballots-for-2020-election-news​om/2287031/


OK then, the Dems master plan is to gin up fake votes in . . . California?  Sure Jan.
 
2020-09-25 7:31:17 PM  
2 votes:
It's a completely rational division.

Absentee voting is for red-blooded, conservative American patriots, and it is very good.
Mail-in voting is for uppity urban rioters, Marxists, and liberals, and it is very bad.

Any idiot can understand this.  Sheesh.
 
2020-09-25 8:47:04 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-09-25 8:34:43 PM  
1 vote:
Months after throwing a hissy fit because Gov. Whitmer sent every register voter in Michigan an application to vote absentee I just got a the form again sent this time by the Michigan Republican Party.
 
2020-09-25 8:23:01 PM  
1 vote:

Xanlexian: The only true way to prove that you're a red-blooded patriotic American conservative is to not give in to what the government wants you to do, vote.  So, don't vote!  Show 'em that nobody tells you what to do!


"The Deep State wants you to vote so they know who the real patriots are.  Don't let them target you, don't give into their demands.  Just say no to voting on November 4th!*

*I wrote November 4th so A) I can't be accused of encouraging people to vote on the wrong day, or to not vote on the correct day; and B) some idiots will realize the message is a ruse and maybe be convinced to vote...on November 4th!
 
2020-09-25 7:32:54 PM  
1 vote:
The PA mail in vote is so messed up only a fool would mail in their votes.... so many are going to get tossed and never counted.
 
2020-09-25 7:01:54 PM  
1 vote:
Holy crap! I read that initially as "GOP Robocop" and was filled with a sense of impending doom. Don't give them any ideas.
 
2020-09-25 6:54:32 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-09-25 6:49:13 PM  
1 vote:
The number one rule of commerce is "don't make it hard for people to give you money. "

I think the political corollary is "don't make it hard for people to vote for you. "

Why would you tell your voters to make things more complicated for themselves?

The other voters are just going to do the easy thing and vote.

It almost sounds like a scheme cooked up by a man dumb enough to fail at selling red meat, booze and gambling to Americans.
 
2020-09-25 6:40:21 PM  
1 vote:

Dead for Tax Reasons: vote by male

keep saying 'i love trump' while you blow a guy on election day


. keep saying 'i love trump'

That kind of humiliation costs extra

/ Er, or so I've been told...
 
2020-09-25 6:39:05 PM  
1 vote:
None of those assertions about vote-by-mail are true.

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2020-09-25 3:35:30 PM  
1 vote:
Paywall. Dammit, my tricks aren't working anymoe
 
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