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(CNN)   GOP robocalls tell republican voters that voting by mail is bad, but voting by *mail* is good. No, really   (cnn.com) divider line
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2020-09-25 3:10:10 PM  
They think their supporters are stupid, because... they are!
 
2020-09-25 3:35:30 PM  
Paywall. Dammit, my tricks aren't working anymoe
 
2020-09-25 5:19:07 PM  
If this handmaiden SCOTUS nominee is seated, it'll be vote by male.
 
2020-09-25 5:20:26 PM  
Zathras approves.  But, Zathras is not happy.
 
2020-09-25 6:18:04 PM  
That is one desperate motherfarker.
 
2020-09-25 6:28:15 PM  
vote by male

keep saying 'i love trump' while you blow a guy on election day
 
2020-09-25 6:39:05 PM  
None of those assertions about vote-by-mail are true.

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2020-09-25 6:39:27 PM  
The only true way to prove that you're a red-blooded patriotic American conservative is to not give in to what the government wants you to do, vote.  So, don't vote!  Show 'em that nobody tells you what to do!
 
2020-09-25 6:39:44 PM  
Everything that humans can possibly do is good when a Republican does it, but bad when a democrat does it.

There are NO EXCEPTIONS to this rule.
 
2020-09-25 6:40:02 PM  
If voting by mail is so good, then how come no President has ever been elected exclusively through mail-in voting? Really makes you think, doesn't it, libs?
 
2020-09-25 6:40:21 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: vote by male

keep saying 'i love trump' while you blow a guy on election day


. keep saying 'i love trump'

That kind of humiliation costs extra

/ Er, or so I've been told...
 
2020-09-25 6:41:52 PM  

foo monkey: If this handmaiden SCOTUS nominee is seated, it'll be vote by male.


It is sad that Trump isn't waiting until RBG is in the ground before he picks someone who seems like she'll shiat all over her legacy of furthering equal rights.
 
2020-09-25 6:41:59 PM  
I can imagine GOP voters are sitting by the phone, hoping for robocalls.  It would almost be enough to swear never to vote again after the 1000 calls  that day.
 
2020-09-25 6:42:18 PM  
Duh. Bad when Democrats (you know, THOSE people) do it. OK when old white people do it.

Not sure what's hard to understand about that.
 
2020-09-25 6:42:37 PM  
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2020-09-25 6:43:31 PM  
Cultists believe what the leader tells them. They don't need to be bothered with facts and reality when their opinions are perfect substitutes.
 
2020-09-25 6:46:28 PM  
See, this is just clownshoes and desperate at this point.  Simultaneously telling your base to vote by mail and doing your damnedest to delay mail and setting up lawyers to declare the mail vote fraudulent is not 3D chess.  shiat, this is like playing tic-tac-toe and choosing a corner square on the first move.
 
2020-09-25 6:49:13 PM  
The number one rule of commerce is "don't make it hard for people to give you money. "

I think the political corollary is "don't make it hard for people to vote for you. "

Why would you tell your voters to make things more complicated for themselves?

The other voters are just going to do the easy thing and vote.

It almost sounds like a scheme cooked up by a man dumb enough to fail at selling red meat, booze and gambling to Americans.
 
2020-09-25 6:51:07 PM  

FlashHarry: They think their supporters are stupid, because... they are!


They don't think it, they know it
 
2020-09-25 6:51:44 PM  
Those calls were delivered via 53 different phone numbers.

Do people really still answer calls from numbers they don't know?  If you aren't in my contacts list, I'm not answering. If you are not in my contacts list and are a live person that really wants to talk to me, you'll leave a voice mail (and like 75% of those voice mails are solicitations anyway which get deleted immediately).  Any other call is one I'll never need to take.

Hell, even my 86 year-old father has finally pretty much adopted this incoming call processing procedure.
 
2020-09-25 6:52:35 PM  
I can't get over the picture at the top of the article. That or horrified laughter has become my default response to everything now.
 
2020-09-25 6:53:39 PM  

Weatherkiss: If voting by mail is so good, then how come no President has ever been elected exclusively through mail-in voting? Really makes you think, doesn't it, libs?


No, what makes this lib think is how candidates who win without 'winning' a majority of the votes tend to be Republicans. And that same party seems to be intimidated by the idea that more people vote. Trump is right about one thing, Republicans can't win if there are more people voting.
 
2020-09-25 6:54:32 PM  
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2020-09-25 6:55:25 PM  

Mad_Radhu: foo monkey: If this handmaiden SCOTUS nominee is seated, it'll be vote by male.

It is sad that Trump isn't waiting until RBG is in the ground before he picks someone who seems like she'll shiat all over her legacy of furthering equal rights.


You have to admire the brilliance of his plan. In an election year, right before the actual vote, nominate a justice that completely opposes women's rights, while you simultaneously desperately need suburban women voters to turn out for you.....
 
2020-09-25 6:57:02 PM  
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2020-09-25 7:01:54 PM  
Holy crap! I read that initially as "GOP Robocop" and was filled with a sense of impending doom. Don't give them any ideas.
 
2020-09-25 7:03:22 PM  
Unsolicited blanket mailing out ballots is bad. Solicited absentee ballots are good.

That has been Trump's consistent message which the left has continued to obfuscate.
 
2020-09-25 7:05:55 PM  

fernt: Unsolicited blanket mailing out ballots is bad. Solicited absentee ballots are good.

That has been Trump's consistent message which the left has continued to obfuscate.


You have to prove your identity in order to request a mail in ballot. No state is blanket mailing out ballots.
 
2020-09-25 7:07:01 PM  
Yeah, Republican double negative so if you're a Republican DON'T VOTE.
and be sure to drink your Ovaltine.
 
2020-09-25 7:09:34 PM  

fernt: Unsolicited blanket mailing out ballots is bad. Solicited absentee ballots are good.

That has been Trump's consistent message which the left has continued to obfuscate.


No one is obfuscating Trump's message. They're just pointing out that the message is stupid, because it is.
 
2020-09-25 7:13:28 PM  

derpes_simplex: See, this is just clownshoes and desperate at this point.  Simultaneously telling your base to vote by mail and doing your damnedest to delay mail and setting up lawyers to declare the mail vote fraudulent is not 3D chess.  shiat, this is like playing tic-tac-toe and choosing a corner square on the first move.


So I'm curious if his campaign promoting mail-in voting hurts him when he tries to argue in court against mail-in voting.
 
2020-09-25 7:21:27 PM  

sforce: derpes_simplex: See, this is just clownshoes and desperate at this point.  Simultaneously telling your base to vote by mail and doing your damnedest to delay mail and setting up lawyers to declare the mail vote fraudulent is not 3D chess.  shiat, this is like playing tic-tac-toe and choosing a corner square on the first move.

So I'm curious if his campaign promoting mail-in voting hurts him when he tries to argue in court against mail-in voting.


Likely depends on the judge, and he's been packing the courts, so... no, probably not.
 
2020-09-25 7:22:16 PM  

fernt: Unsolicited blanket mailing out ballots is bad. Solicited absentee ballots are good.

That has been Trump's consistent message which the left has continued to obfuscate.


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This "consistent message" doesn't agree with what you just said.
 
2020-09-25 7:30:08 PM  
Nomorobo is coming in very handy this political season.
 
2020-09-25 7:31:17 PM  
It's a completely rational division.

Absentee voting is for red-blooded, conservative American patriots, and it is very good.
Mail-in voting is for uppity urban rioters, Marxists, and liberals, and it is very bad.

Any idiot can understand this.  Sheesh.
 
2020-09-25 7:32:54 PM  
The PA mail in vote is so messed up only a fool would mail in their votes.... so many are going to get tossed and never counted.
 
2020-09-25 7:35:26 PM  
I'm a little bit confused because don't most states only count absentee ballots if its close but mail in ballots for states that have vote by mail are always counted? Seems like the GOP is shooting themselves in the foot. Not that I'm complaining.
 
2020-09-25 7:37:26 PM  
I got perhaps a dozen phone calls like this from Lara Trump robocalls, different phone numbers every damn time, and the most annoying thing is I can't even vote in the US and you can't stop these arseholes so your stuck never answering the phone.

I believe Mr. Spock said it better that "they can go to hell."
 
2020-09-25 7:37:59 PM  
The Republicans are down now, now is the time to stomp them to death or they'll kill the United States of America
Your choice my fellow Americans
Choose wisely
 
2020-09-25 7:42:13 PM  
How does this image NOT invoke thoughts of a woman languishing in a hell of her own creation? 
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2020-09-25 7:47:11 PM  
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2020-09-25 8:04:18 PM  

fernt: Unsolicited blanket mailing out ballots is bad. Solicited absentee ballots are good.


No, they're both good.


That has been Trump's consistent message which the left has continued to obfuscate.

"The president has always been clear-eyed about the lives we could lose."
Bye Kayleigh
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2020-09-25 8:19:13 PM  

willwall: Mad_Radhu: foo monkey: If this handmaiden SCOTUS nominee is seated, it'll be vote by male.

It is sad that Trump isn't waiting until RBG is in the ground before he picks someone who seems like she'll shiat all over her legacy of furthering equal rights.

You have to admire the brilliance of his plan. In an election year, right before the actual vote, nominate a justice that completely opposes women's rights, while you simultaneously desperately need suburban women voters to turn out for you.....


It's a bold plan Cotton...
 
2020-09-25 8:23:00 PM  

fernt: Unsolicited blanket mailing out ballots is bad. Solicited absentee ballots are good.

That has been Trump's consistent message which the left has continued to obfuscate.


I have yet to see you disgree with Trump no matter stupid thing is being debated. I vote Democratic but disagree with plenty of them on certain issues.

It's like you go out of your way to be contrary to any Fark thread (there's a name for that). Or you're honestly dumb enough and easily mislead into supporting anything Trump says, even if he signed an EO proclaiming a national "Kick a Puppy" day.
 
2020-09-25 8:23:01 PM  

Xanlexian: The only true way to prove that you're a red-blooded patriotic American conservative is to not give in to what the government wants you to do, vote.  So, don't vote!  Show 'em that nobody tells you what to do!


"The Deep State wants you to vote so they know who the real patriots are.  Don't let them target you, don't give into their demands.  Just say no to voting on November 4th!*

*I wrote November 4th so A) I can't be accused of encouraging people to vote on the wrong day, or to not vote on the correct day; and B) some idiots will realize the message is a ruse and maybe be convinced to vote...on November 4th!
 
2020-09-25 8:34:43 PM  
Months after throwing a hissy fit because Gov. Whitmer sent every register voter in Michigan an application to vote absentee I just got a the form again sent this time by the Michigan Republican Party.
 
2020-09-25 8:47:04 PM  
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2020-09-25 8:57:57 PM  

theknuckler_33: fernt: Unsolicited blanket mailing out ballots is bad. Solicited absentee ballots are good.

That has been Trump's consistent message which the left has continued to obfuscate.

No one is obfuscating Trump's message. They're just pointing out that the message is stupid, because it is.


https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/calif​o​rnia/all-california-voters-to-receive-​mail-in-ballots-for-2020-election-news​om/2287031/
 
2020-09-25 9:13:23 PM  
Voted on Tuesday- the amount of double checking and printed stickers with all your info on multiple forms and bar codes and multiple envelopes- their claims that there's all kinds of impropriety are pure fiction.

And anyone who not only answers a robo-call and then continues to listen AND THEN actually believes what they are hearing . . . maybe shouldn't be voting.
 
2020-09-25 9:23:28 PM  

fernt: theknuckler_33: fernt: Unsolicited blanket mailing out ballots is bad. Solicited absentee ballots are good.

That has been Trump's consistent message which the left has continued to obfuscate.

No one is obfuscating Trump's message. They're just pointing out that the message is stupid, because it is.

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/califo​rnia/all-california-voters-to-receive-​mail-in-ballots-for-2020-election-news​om/2287031/


OK then, the Dems master plan is to gin up fake votes in . . . California?  Sure Jan.
 
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