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(CBS Philadelphia)   Man who continues to deny he used a drone to drop bombs on his ex's yard (not a euphemism) gets sentenced to five years in prison   (philadelphia.cbslocal.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Pennsylvania, Jason Muzzicato, numerous guns, Northampton County, Pennsylvania, ex-girlfriend's home, Weapon, federal prosecutors, Northampton County man  
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2020-09-26 1:55:04 AM  
According to the ex-wife's complaint:
The Gap Band - You Dropped A Bomb On Me (Official Music Video)
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2020-09-26 1:55:30 AM  
Assassination by drone with enough explosives that the drone doesnt exist anymore would be quite hard to figure out who did the attack.

Good thing most terrorists are stupid.

Thing is, our luck wont last.
 
2020-09-26 1:57:41 AM  
Of course it had to happen in a place called Bangor.
 
2020-09-26 1:58:06 AM  

cyberspacedout: Of course it had to happen in a place called Bangor.


Damn near killed her.
 
2020-09-26 2:04:18 AM  
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2020-09-26 2:04:31 AM  

lolmao500: Assassination by drone with enough explosives that the drone doesnt exist anymore would be quite hard to figure out who did the attack.

Good thing most terrorists are stupid.

Thing is, our luck wont last.


Considering the massive bombs in OKC and the WTC left enough evidence for the FBI to trace I don't think that's much of a concern.
 
2020-09-26 2:06:39 AM  
The ghost of Frank Russo was overheard saying "Damn, wish I'd had those!"
 
2020-09-26 2:09:58 AM  
modern problems require modern solutions

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2020-09-26 2:10:37 AM  

robodog: lolmao500: Assassination by drone with enough explosives that the drone doesnt exist anymore would be quite hard to figure out who did the attack.

Good thing most terrorists are stupid.

Thing is, our luck wont last.

Considering the massive bombs in OKC and the WTC left enough evidence for the FBI to trace I don't think that's much of a concern.


Yeah they traced it because it was huge... there was a lot left. A ton of ammonium nitrate missing is a whole lot easier to trace than something that can be bought in any hardware store in the country or on amazon. Tracing trucks/cars is easy, theres license plates, serial numbers, cameras spotting the cars/trucks on the road.

A drone flies... above the cameras.

The only thing that could trace the assassination drone would be cameras recording where the drone starts from and the person using it.
 
2020-09-26 2:22:12 AM  

lolmao500: Assassination by drone with enough explosives that the drone doesnt exist anymore would be quite hard to figure out who did the attack.

Good thing most terrorists are stupid.

Thing is, our luck wont last.


like i'm tryna say, start knocking the farkers out of the air if they so much as cut a corner over your non-navigable airspace
 
2020-09-26 2:30:26 AM  

robodog: lolmao500: Assassination by drone with enough explosives that the drone doesnt exist anymore would be quite hard to figure out who did the attack.

Good thing most terrorists are stupid.

Thing is, our luck wont last.

Considering the massive bombs in OKC and the WTC left enough evidence for the FBI to trace I don't think that's much of a concern.


Luckily no one was hurt! No biggie.
 
2020-09-26 2:49:40 AM  
I'll just leave this here...

Slaughterbots
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2020-09-26 2:54:15 AM  

Kalyco Jack: The ghost of Frank Russo was overheard saying "Damn, wish I'd had those!"


You mean Frank Rizzo? The mayor of Philly?
 
2020-09-26 3:42:30 AM  
Pennsylvania Man Suspected Of Using Drone To Drop Explosives Near Ex's Home Sentenced
Surely you need a conviction before you go to jail. Misleading headline is misleading.
Also:
Fiddler's Dram Day Trip To Bangor TOTP 13 12 1979
Youtube SVCVHhxGC-w
 
2020-09-26 5:57:22 AM  
Well now I can't help but think about a drone made to drop poop on people's yards. How would it be designed? One turd carried at a time seems a bit bland. Maybe, to keep it clean, have a storage/distribution device that attaches to the drone. A small bag to store the feces and something to squeeze it to extrude the portions.
 
2020-09-26 8:10:18 AM  

Eravior: Well now I can't help but think about a drone made to drop poop on people's yards. How would it be designed? One turd carried at a time seems a bit bland. Maybe, to keep it clean, have a storage/distribution device that attaches to the drone. A small bag to store the feces and something to squeeze it to extrude the portions.


I'm thinking a canister of shiat with an auger inside, press a button and it gradually bores out the shiat into equal pieces and drops it out the bottom.

Kinda like this:
Mr Olds' Remarkable Elevator
Youtube -fu03F-Iah8
 
2020-09-26 8:41:41 AM  
Some men just can't take 'fark off and die' for an answer.

:-(
 
2020-09-26 9:23:35 AM  

cyberspacedout: Of course it had to happen in a place called Bangor.


It would've been more appropriate if he'd been launching explosives from an R/C submarine.
 
2020-09-26 9:36:14 AM  
Word to your moms
 
2020-09-26 9:38:42 AM  
He denies he drops bombs
 
2020-09-26 9:53:09 AM  

Eravior: Well now I can't help but think about a drone made to drop poop on people's yards. How would it be designed? One turd carried at a time seems a bit bland. Maybe, to keep it clean, have a storage/distribution device that attaches to the drone. A small bag to store the feces and something to squeeze it to extrude the portions.


This post was okay until you hit the phrase "extrude the portions."
 
2020-09-26 10:36:39 AM  
ftfa:'searches turned up numerous guns and ammunition that Jason Muzzicato wasn't allowed to have because his ex-gf had a protection from abuse order'.

C'mon news - make sure this guy's face & name are repeated when he gets out a few years from now; other women (and men?) will want to steer clear from this guy who holds deadly grudges.
 
2020-09-26 12:00:25 PM  
 But does he have more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms?
 
2020-09-26 12:15:18 PM  
Geez...even though my girlfriend dumped me last month, I'm not stupid enough to want to bomb her house.

That's beyond stupid.
 
2020-09-26 12:22:01 PM  

lolmao500: Assassination by drone with enough explosives that the drone doesnt exist anymore would be quite hard to figure out who did the attack.

Good thing most terrorists are stupid.

Thing is, our luck wont last.


Good thing most drones can't lift that kind of weight.

robodog: Considering the massive bombs in OKC and the WTC left enough evidence for the FBI to trace I don't think that's much of a concern.


Because serial numbers on metal survived.  Drones are built light, destroying the serial numbers is going to be a lot easier.  Besides, in both cases their real mistake was allowing any ties between the fictitious identity that rented the vehicles with their real identity.
 
2020-09-26 12:23:12 PM  

punkwrestler: Kalyco Jack: The ghost of Frank Russo was overheard saying "Damn, wish I'd had those!"

You mean Frank Rizzo? The mayor of Philly?


Yes. I need to learn how to turn off autocorrect. Or strangle it. Either works.
 
2020-09-26 1:58:08 PM  

robodog: lolmao500: Assassination by drone with enough explosives that the drone doesnt exist anymore would be quite hard to figure out who did the attack.

Good thing most terrorists are stupid.

Thing is, our luck wont last.

Considering the massive bombs in OKC and the WTC left enough evidence for the FBI to trace I don't think that's much of a concern.


You have to make the drone out of ice.
 
2020-09-26 3:09:42 PM  

Eravior: Well now I can't help but think about a drone made to drop poop on people's yards. How would it be designed? One turd carried at a time seems a bit bland. Maybe, to keep it clean, have a storage/distribution device that attaches to the drone. A small bag to store the feces and something to squeeze it to extrude the portions.


Either a single large syringe activated by a plunger or multiple syringes activated by solenoids.
 
2020-09-26 8:03:05 PM  
He pled to weapons possession and not registering his drone.

If they had got him for the drone bombing, it would have been the same as an unregistered machine gun. 10 years federal, minimum.

Never put so much as a firecracker on an RC anything. Playing with fire.
Unless too young to be prosecuted as an adult. Than strongly encouraged. Only young once.
 
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