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(WXYZ Detroit)   Michigan has no taste   (wxyz.com) divider line
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2020-09-25 2:39:44 PM  
Yes they do. It just happens to be sugary wax.
 
2020-09-25 3:15:21 PM  

arrogantbastich: Yes they do. It just happens to be waxy sugar sugary wax.

 
2020-09-25 3:15:43 PM  
I feel like Sour Patch Kids got robbed.
 
2020-09-25 3:16:08 PM  
Except in their tap water, which tastes like gasoline, benzene and approaching death.
 
2020-09-25 3:21:17 PM  
Covid.
 
2020-09-25 3:32:33 PM  
Candy Corn is the cheapest choice, hence its popularity in Michigan. We like to say that we're not out to impress anyone, but, to be honest, a good number of us are either poor or stingy.
 
2020-09-25 3:33:10 PM  
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2020-09-25 4:11:55 PM  
Goddammit I accidentally clicked food instead of politics. 
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2020-09-25 4:16:12 PM  

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Now let's name the 5+ things I accidentally posted. The first is Harley Quinn on top of my record player.
 
2020-09-25 4:19:50 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Goddammit I accidentally clicked food instead of politics. [Fark user image image 425x318]

Now let's name the 5+ things I accidentally posted. The first is Harley Quinn on top of my record player.


I bet $5 your neighbors hate your guts.
 
2020-09-25 4:32:16 PM  

Subtonic: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Goddammit I accidentally clicked food instead of politics. [Fark user image image 425x318]

Now let's name the 5+ things I accidentally posted. The first is Harley Quinn on top of my record player.

I bet $5 your neighbors hate your guts.


Nah. We reached detente. My neighbor was child rapper. I turned it up to 11 and his mom shut him down. Detente.
 
2020-09-25 5:04:25 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Subtonic: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Goddammit I accidentally clicked food instead of politics. [Fark user image image 425x318]

Now let's name the 5+ things I accidentally posted. The first is Harley Quinn on top of my record player.

I bet $5 your neighbors hate your guts.

Nah. We reached detente. My neighbor was child rapper. I turned it up to 11 and his mom shut him down. Detente.


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OH, child 'RAPPER'. For a second I was like, dude, where do you live?
 
2020-09-25 5:12:06 PM  

Subtonic: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Subtonic: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Serious Post on Serious Thread: Goddammit I accidentally clicked food instead of politics. [Fark user image image 425x318]

Now let's name the 5+ things I accidentally posted. The first is Harley Quinn on top of my record player.

I bet $5 your neighbors hate your guts.

Nah. We reached detente. My neighbor was child rapper. I turned it up to 11 and his mom shut him down. Detente.

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OH, child 'RAPPER'. For a second I was like, dude, where do you live?


I inappropriately lol'd
 
2020-09-25 5:58:16 PM  
I believe I mentioned this last year, but I loved candy corn as a kid. Constantly ate bags of them. Then one day.....I just didn't want 'em anymore. Don't know if I finally crashed from the constant sugar high or puberty kicked in or what, but I suddenly couldn't stand them anymore.

Haven't had any since.
 
2020-09-25 6:33:42 PM  
I was going to be all, "Yeah, that's probably legit." But then I clicked on the article.

Forget you home state.  Your taste is bad and you should feel bad.
 
2020-09-25 7:04:25 PM  
They probably polled a lot of people Downriver or maybe Escanaba.
 
2020-09-26 9:37:11 AM  
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2020-09-26 11:39:59 PM  

browneye: I believe I mentioned this last year, but I loved candy corn as a kid. Constantly ate bags of them. Then one day.....I just didn't want 'em anymore. Don't know if I finally crashed from the constant sugar high or puberty kicked in or what, but I suddenly couldn't stand them anymore.

Haven't had any since.


I feel this way about skittles. But I was never constantly gorging myself on skittles. I'd eat them until I felt sick (which usually didn't even take a whole pack), then forget until the next time I ate skittles. Then, as an adult, I tried them again and the weird granulated sugar texture was so off-putting that I never wanted any again.
 
2020-09-27 1:27:40 AM  
i don't get the hate for candy corn- mellowcreme pumpkins are the one time of year i choose to forget where gelatin comes from.
so good... so guilty...
 
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