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(The Mary Sue)   Billie Lourd had a surprise babby and subby is NOT crying, shut up   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Family, Star Wars, Carrie Fisher, daughter of the late Carrie Fisher, Billie Lourd, surprise Instagram post, Mother, Horror fiction  
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2020-09-25 5:17:58 PM  
Perhaps in a few months we will start seeing the Covid Quarantine Baby Boom.
2020-09-25 8:15:23 PM  
Billie Lourd is morbidly obese?

2020-09-25 8:16:57 PM  
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2020-09-25 8:22:39 PM  
I miss Carrie Fisher.  :(
2020-09-25 8:34:04 PM  
"It's kind of beautiful that she managed to keep her pregnancy a secret and got to announce the birth of her son completely on her own. "

Not that hard when nobody gives a shiat.

/actually like her
2020-09-25 8:59:48 PM  
Unless it came out of her ass I doubt it was too much of a surprise.
2020-09-25 9:33:00 PM  

Courtney Cox-Zucker: [Fark user image image 400x400]

Billie and her child having a cameo with Baby Yoda would be all kinds of awesomeness.
2020-09-25 9:37:51 PM  
Lourd has made a name for herself separate from that of her family. Starring in Star WarsLet's not pretend her role in Star War was due to anything other than who her mother was.
2020-09-25 10:00:51 PM  
She was pretty good in American Horror Story 1984
2020-09-25 10:30:05 PM  
They could be Royals as far as I know.  Never heard of her.
2020-09-25 10:33:20 PM  
Love her Instagram handle.
2020-09-25 11:24:22 PM  
At least they gave the kid a reasonably normal name.
2020-09-26 3:00:24 AM  
She was hawt before she lost weight. I can only assume she's still hawt.
2020-09-26 3:58:49 AM  
"There was no father. I carried him, I gave birth, I raised him. I can't explain what happened."
2020-09-26 10:59:06 AM  

ModernLuddite: "There was no father. I carried him, I gave birth, I raised him. I can't explain what happened."

A Sith Lord used mind control powers to rape you, then used the same mind control powers to make you forget you ever met him. He fully intended to fill you with his midichlorians, otherwise you'd have awakened in a haze with a pool of sticky midichlorians on your tits and belly.
2020-09-26 11:55:48 AM  
Well now we know what Chanel #3 did with all that jizz she mopped up.
2020-09-26 3:33:16 PM  
He can go by "King-Fish" while all his little school pals bombard him with Amos 'n' Andy jokes.
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