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(C-SPAN)   It's time for the black economy speech in Atlanta. No word on whether he's taking MARTA (1:30PM ET, or when he gets bounced from the club mentioned in the Mötley Crüe song)   (c-span.org) divider line
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2020-09-25 12:12:13 PM  
This speech is also going to be all about how Biden is cheating in the election by having people vote, isn't it?
 
2020-09-25 12:14:12 PM  
Make American Reject Talent Again?
 
2020-09-25 12:27:56 PM  
BLACK STONKS MATTER
 
2020-09-25 12:33:17 PM  
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Uh, if you guys insist, we can go back to our old, unwashed, hedonistic days
 
2020-09-25 12:35:09 PM  
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Whoever sets these things needs to lock this one on any Trump-related thread
 
2020-09-25 12:39:42 PM  
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This is another contender for Trump threads
 
2020-09-25 1:02:45 PM  

bloobeary: This speech is also going to be all about how Biden is cheating in the election by having

you people vote, isn't it?

No way he makes it through without a racist gaffe.
 
2020-09-25 1:05:53 PM  

Brian The Fist: No way he makes it through without a racist gaffe.


Odds that his speech about black people is delivered to an audience of white people?
...and then he goes and compliments their fine white genetics.
 
2020-09-25 1:05:58 PM  
With a name like "Trump speaks on Black Economy Empowerment," it's got to be good.

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2020-09-25 1:11:39 PM  
Ahhh, the Black Voices for Trump crew. Will Herman Cain be speaking?
 
2020-09-25 1:12:55 PM  

bloobeary: Brian The Fist: No way he makes it through without a racist gaffe.

Odds that his speech about black people is delivered to an audience of white people?
...and then he goes and compliments their fine white genetics.


His handlers aren't that dumb!

they'll find a token hispanic
 
2020-09-25 1:13:01 PM  
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I love the blacks. I've done tremendous things to clean up your filthy neighborhoods. Nobody since Lincoln has done more for african-americans than me! I even hired a black in my administration, even though, you know, they're not of good brain stock like me. My white brain is tremendous and amazing. So much better than a black one. That's just the Trump genes. Tremendous German genes. Damn good stock, is what I'm saying. The best, pure genes, untainted by... the uplifting things I will do for the black community. More jobs on farms and in cotton fields, places where your kind can feel at home, while I run things from the big, white house, as God intended! So vote Trump blacks, or don't vote at all, cause I'll have people there to deal with you.
 
2020-09-25 1:14:16 PM  
Blocked Domes Matter!

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2020-09-25 1:14:20 PM  
I'd like to suggest this one for all of Trump's tweet threads.
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2020-09-25 1:15:27 PM  
This thread had the potential to get put behind lock and key in the Fark vault of things that aren't talked about
 
2020-09-25 1:16:48 PM  
They haven't been told to put on their display masks.

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/what the hell have you got to lose, amirite?
 
2020-09-25 1:17:32 PM  

Opacity: This thread had the potential to get put behind lock and key in the Fark vault of things that aren't talked about


You mean like... Drew's haircut?
 
2020-09-25 1:19:03 PM  
Oh, now this should be f***ing classic. I might even tune in for this one rather than just follow the Fark's Notes version.
 
2020-09-25 1:20:27 PM  

Brian The Fist: bloobeary: This speech is also going to be all about how Biden is cheating in the election by having you people vote, isn't it?

No way he makes it through without a racist gaffe.


Agreed. How do we set up the pool?
 
2020-09-25 1:21:47 PM  

phrawgh: They haven't been told to put on their display masks.

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/what the hell have you got to lose, amirite?


The Platinum Plan? Is this where Trump is now?
NSFW
(Wrong club though, Tattle Tale is the one referenced)
 
2020-09-25 1:21:56 PM  
I already have a headache, not sure I'm up for what may very well be his finest* performance.
 
2020-09-25 1:22:05 PM  

AtomPeepers: [miro.medium.com image 672x350]
I love the blacks. I've done tremendous things to clean up your filthy neighborhoods. Nobody since Lincoln has done more for african-americans than me! I even hired a black in my administration, even though, you know, they're not of good brain stock like me. My white brain is tremendous and amazing. So much better than a black one. That's just the Trump genes. Tremendous German genes. Damn good stock, is what I'm saying. The best, pure genes, untainted by... the uplifting things I will do for the black community. More jobs on farms and in cotton fields, places where your kind can feel at home, while I run things from the big, white house, as God intended! So vote Trump blacks, or don't vote at all, cause I'll have people there to deal with you.


Pic borrowed😂
 
2020-09-25 1:23:36 PM  

phrawgh: They haven't been told to put on their display masks.

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/what the hell have you got to lose, amirite?


But it's Platinum !

/get me off this crazy train.
 
2020-09-25 1:24:18 PM  
Beautiful and successful African American businesses forthcoming.

Over/under on dog whistles?
 
2020-09-25 1:24:34 PM  
Of course he's not using MARTA subby. He's white.
 
2020-09-25 1:25:28 PM  
He hasn't figured out the champaign room is for suckers yet:

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... I don't have time to be waitin' on Trump today
 
2020-09-25 1:25:44 PM  
Already backed up to 2:40 PM. He runnin' late, again. These damned Trumps always late - is it genetic?
 
2020-09-25 1:26:25 PM  
It's all good, man. Kids and COPs are immune to the YoooHooon virii.


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2020-09-25 1:26:29 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Of course he's not using MARTA subby. He's white.


Bullshiat, stop denying the existence of Oranges.
 
2020-09-25 1:26:57 PM  
If it's open admission I hope some of the students flay him.  But not enough to want to watch.
 
2020-09-25 1:27:46 PM  
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2020-09-25 1:28:35 PM  
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"Now when I use the word ni*BONG**, you people know I don't mean it in a baaaaad, way - I use it like you do - because we're pals. No one has done more to, err, for you"
 
2020-09-25 1:28:48 PM  

phrawgh: It's all good, man. Kids and COPs are immune to the YoooHooon virii.


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It isn't as if the mortality rate for minorities is different
 
2020-09-25 1:30:06 PM  

Marbleisheavy: Beautiful and successful African American businesses forthcoming.

Over/under on dog whistles?

Definitely

give me the 'over'😂
 
2020-09-25 1:30:26 PM  

RasIanI: These damned Trumps always late - is it genetic?


His handlers are still trying to convince him that it's safe to come out, the audience isn't there to mug him for cash.
 
2020-09-25 1:31:14 PM  
It's all good.  He brought his Black Guy.
 
2020-09-25 1:31:54 PM  

RasIanI: Already backed up to 2:40 PM. He runnin' late, again. These damned Trumps always late - is it genetic?


As usual, Obama did it better:

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2020-09-25 1:32:24 PM  
How long will it take for his handlers to whisper in his ear that he has an "emergency call."

/guessing not long
 
2020-09-25 1:32:46 PM  

bloobeary: RasIanI: These damned Trumps always late - is it genetic?

His handlers are still trying to convince him that it's safe to come out, the audience isn't there to mug him for cash.


😂
 
2020-09-25 1:34:04 PM  

Brian The Fist: RasIanI: Already backed up to 2:40 PM. He runnin' late, again. These damned Trumps always late - is it genetic?

As usual, Obama did it better:

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Great reference - I was thinking of doing a Trump as CPT riff, but....not really my joke to make
 
2020-09-25 1:34:45 PM  

phrawgh: How long will it take for his handlers to whisper in his ear that he has an "emergency call."

/guessing not long


As long as he spent at RBG's thing??
 
2020-09-25 1:35:21 PM  

RasIanI: Brian The Fist: bloobeary: This speech is also going to be all about how Biden is cheating in the election by having you people vote, isn't it?

No way he makes it through without a racist gaffe.

Agreed. How do we set up the pool?


if "I love black people," counts as racist, I'm all in.
 
2020-09-25 1:37:10 PM  

fernt: RasIanI: Brian The Fist: bloobeary: This speech is also going to be all about how Biden is cheating in the election by having you people vote, isn't it?

No way he makes it through without a racist gaffe.

Agreed. How do we set up the pool?

if "I love black people," counts as racist, I'm all in.


He "loves" the uneducated too, so you're covered there as well.
 
2020-09-25 1:38:31 PM  

phrawgh: fernt: RasIanI: Brian The Fist: bloobeary: This speech is also going to be all about how Biden is cheating in the election by having you people vote, isn't it?

No way he makes it through without a racist gaffe.

Agreed. How do we set up the pool?

if "I love black people," counts as racist, I'm all in.

He "loves" the uneducated too, so you're covered there as well.


/resists obvious joke
 
2020-09-25 1:40:12 PM  

fernt: RasIanI: Brian The Fist: bloobeary: This speech is also going to be all about how Biden is cheating in the election by having you people vote, isn't it?

No way he makes it through without a racist gaffe.

Agreed. How do we set up the pool?

if "I love black people," counts as racist, I'm all in.


What about a "you people"?
 
2020-09-25 1:41:20 PM  

fernt: phrawgh: fernt: RasIanI: Brian The Fist: bloobeary: This speech is also going to be all about how Biden is cheating in the election by having you people vote, isn't it?

No way he makes it through without a racist gaffe.

Agreed. How do we set up the pool?

if "I love black people," counts as racist, I'm all in.

He "loves" the uneducated too, so you're covered there as well.

/resists obvious joke



You should attend, in person, as many Trump rallies as you can.


/not joking
 
2020-09-25 1:41:36 PM  

Outshined_One: fernt: RasIanI: Brian The Fist: bloobeary: This speech is also going to be all about how Biden is cheating in the election by having you people vote, isn't it?

No way he makes it through without a racist gaffe.

Agreed. How do we set up the pool?

if "I love black people," counts as racist, I'm all in.

What about a "you people"?


Sounds like a Bingo card shaping up
 
2020-09-25 1:43:57 PM  

fernt: phrawgh: fernt: RasIanI: Brian The Fist: bloobeary: This speech is also going to be all about how Biden is cheating in the election by having you people vote, isn't it?

No way he makes it through without a racist gaffe.

Agreed. How do we set up the pool?

if "I love black people," counts as racist, I'm all in.

He "loves" the uneducated too, so you're covered there as well.

/resists obvious joke


Well, when you have a history of not loving black people, lying to their faces casually, in public, to the incredulous, would definitely register as a slight borne of a racist disposition.
 
2020-09-25 1:45:18 PM  

Outshined_One: fernt: RasIanI: Brian The Fist: bloobeary: This speech is also going to be all about how Biden is cheating in the election by having you people vote, isn't it?

No way he makes it through without a racist gaffe.

Agreed. How do we set up the pool?

if "I love black people," counts as racist, I'm all in.

What about a "you people"?


Why not go for broke?

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2020-09-25 1:47:19 PM  
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2020-09-25 1:47:52 PM  
I used to take the 8:15 into the city when I lived in Hotlanta.

As their marketing dept. used to say "It's Smarta to take Marta"

They weren't that good at their job, much like the Marta security.
 
2020-09-25 1:49:44 PM  

RasIanI: fernt: phrawgh: fernt: RasIanI: Brian The Fist: bloobeary: This speech is also going to be all about how Biden is cheating in the election by having you people vote, isn't it?

No way he makes it through without a racist gaffe.

Agreed. How do we set up the pool?

if "I love black people," counts as racist, I'm all in.

He "loves" the uneducated too, so you're covered there as well.

/resists obvious joke

Well, when you have a history of not loving black people, lying to their faces casually, in public, to the incredulous, would definitely register as a slight borne of a racist disposition.


Once again, 14 flags on either side of the stage. This cannot be an ongoing coincidental accident. 13 would make obvious sense. 14 makes sense considering for whom they are the backdrop.

14 words: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."
 
2020-09-25 1:51:14 PM  

phrawgh: Ahhh, the Black Voices for Trump crew. Will Herman Cain be speaking?


Herman Cain spoke briefly after all!

/how 'bout them apples?
 
2020-09-25 1:55:02 PM  

phrawgh: ...

Once again, 14 flags on either side of the stage. This cannot be an ongoing coincidental accident. 13 would make obvious sense. 14 makes sense considering for whom they are the backdrop.

14 words: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."


There's a certain spacing (give or take a bit) that looks pleasant (either with some space between them, or slightly overlapped), so the number of flags is dependent on the width of the stage. Larger stage = more flags. Having the same number of flags but different size platforms is braindead, or, as you pointed out, a signal that he's really a friend of someone else.
 
2020-09-25 1:56:55 PM  

Opacity: [Fark user image 300x359]


Could be better:

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2020-09-25 2:01:22 PM  

Outshined_One: Opacity: [Fark user image 300x359]

Could be better:

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Oopsie.  Preview is your friend.
 
2020-09-25 2:04:01 PM  
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2020-09-25 2:04:40 PM  

Outshined_One: Outshined_One: Opacity: [Fark user image 300x359]

Could be better:

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Oopsie.  Preview is your friend.


The blank is fine, it's an easy win with the content that actually comes out of his mouth.
 
2020-09-25 2:07:19 PM  

fngoofy: I used to take the 8:15 into the city when I lived in Hotlanta.

As their marketing dept. used to say "It's Smarta to take Marta"

They weren't that good at their job, much like the Marta security.


Was there a whistle up above?

Were people pushin', people shovin'?

And what about the girls?
 
Bf+
2020-09-25 2:10:44 PM  

fernt: racist, I'm all in.

 
2020-09-25 2:13:50 PM  

Opacity: phrawgh: ...

Once again, 14 flags on either side of the stage. This cannot be an ongoing coincidental accident. 13 would make obvious sense. 14 makes sense considering for whom they are the backdrop.

14 words: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."

There's a certain spacing (give or take a bit) that looks pleasant (either with some space between them, or slightly overlapped), so the number of flags is dependent on the width of the stage. Larger stage = more flags. Having the same number of flags but different size platforms is braindead, or, as you pointed out, a signal that he's really a friend of someone else.


Yep. Look how they had to cram them in there closer together on either end. 13 would have fit better at a pleasant, even spacing. Looks like it was very important, for someone, to manage getting 14 in there.


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2020-09-25 2:16:46 PM  
phrawgh:
Once again, 14 flags on either side of the stage. This cannot be an ongoing coincidental accident. 13 would make obvious sense. 14 makes sense considering for whom they are the backdrop.

14 words: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."


I'm not sure i understand. What's the context here?
 
2020-09-25 2:17:39 PM  
Nevermind.. found it.

Damn
 
2020-09-25 2:19:50 PM  

phrawgh: Opacity: phrawgh: ...

Once again, 14 flags on either side of the stage. This cannot be an ongoing coincidental accident. 13 would make obvious sense. 14 makes sense considering for whom they are the backdrop.

14 words: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."

There's a certain spacing (give or take a bit) that looks pleasant (either with some space between them, or slightly overlapped), so the number of flags is dependent on the width of the stage. Larger stage = more flags. Having the same number of flags but different size platforms is braindead, or, as you pointed out, a signal that he's really a friend of someone else.

Yep. Look how they had to cram them in there closer together on either end. 13 would have fit better at a pleasant, even spacing. Looks like it was very important, for someone, to manage getting 14 in there.


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I can't tell for sure, but it looks like prefab platforms that hold eight each, but the rear one has been purposely positioned to hide the rightmost two behind the curtain so they're completely not visible. On the other hand, the spacing of the eagles at the top of the poles isn't close to consistent, which I'd expect if this was prefab stage setup.
 
2020-09-25 2:24:24 PM  

Opacity: [Fark user image image 300x359]


Approved!
 
2020-09-25 2:25:08 PM  

fngoofy: I used to take the 8:15 into the city when I lived in Hotlanta.

As their marketing dept. used to say "It's Smarta to take Marta"

They weren't that good at their job, much like the Marta security.


The trains worked great.
 
2020-09-25 2:25:49 PM  

phrawgh: RasIanI: fernt: phrawgh: fernt: RasIanI: Brian The Fist: bloobeary: This speech is also going to be all about how Biden is cheating in the election by having you people vote, isn't it?

No way he makes it through without a racist gaffe.

Agreed. How do we set up the pool?

if "I love black people," counts as racist, I'm all in.

He "loves" the uneducated too, so you're covered there as well.

/resists obvious joke

Well, when you have a history of not loving black people, lying to their faces casually, in public, to the incredulous, would definitely register as a slight borne of a racist disposition.

Once again, 14 flags on either side of the stage. This cannot be an ongoing coincidental accident. 13 would make obvious sense. 14 makes sense considering for whom they are the backdrop.

14 words: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."


So many people saw it immediately
 
2020-09-25 2:34:23 PM  
Ok, what agency got told to show up and fill out those seats or face budget cut backs next year?

There simply can't be that many non-whites in ATL voting for that man.
 
2020-09-25 2:37:14 PM  
Do we know what his record delay for one of these things is?  Are we getting close?
 
2020-09-25 2:40:47 PM  

tymothil: Do we know what his record delay for one of these things is?  Are we getting close?


Doesn't matter... The latest this is starting is about 3:20. He has a 4:05 flight back to DC to beg for donations from people with actual money at his hotel. If it gets close enough he will blow this event off for that flight.
 
2020-09-25 2:43:14 PM  
Now officially into "late" after the first re-schedule
 
2020-09-25 2:47:43 PM  
Looks like Ben Carson is the warm up. Because he speaks for so many in Buckhead, Decatur and SWATS
 
2020-09-25 2:48:00 PM  
He brought out Ben
 
2020-09-25 2:48:54 PM  
"What about your crap?"

Good one Ben
 
2020-09-25 2:49:30 PM  

Opacity: He brought out Ben


Because, of course he did. That should've been a Bingo Card square
 
2020-09-25 2:51:03 PM  

RasIanI: Opacity: He brought out Ben

Because, of course he did. That should've been a Bingo Card square


I forgot he was anywhere in the Trump universe. DeVos gets more airtime in his administration
 
2020-09-25 2:51:40 PM  
Some local dude saying that Trump is somehow investing in black communities, comparing him to Harriet Tubbman.
 
2020-09-25 2:52:21 PM  

phrawgh: How long will it take for his handlers to whisper in his ear that he has an "emergency call."

/guessing not long



Exactly as long as it takes for the first person to ask him which specific policy that he initiated was, in his opinion, the most helpful, and specifically how.
 
2020-09-25 2:52:46 PM  

Armchair_Invective: With a name like "Trump speaks on Black Economy Empowerment," it's got to be good.

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Spoiler alert: they're all being eaten by rats.
 
2020-09-25 2:54:17 PM  
Who the fark is this guy talking about baby genocide?
 
2020-09-25 2:54:19 PM  
Invokes and turns on its head, Tubbman's quote: "I could have freed 1000 more if only they knew they were slaves". The inference is that the 90% of the black electorate not voting for Trump are "slavish" in their thinking.

Gross.
 
2020-09-25 2:54:43 PM  
I just heard a speaker pretty much equate Donald Trump with Harriet Tubman and freeing slaves.

Yeah.  I gotta go.  Feeling a little stabby right now.
 
2020-09-25 2:54:52 PM  

deanis: Who the fark is this guy talking about baby genocide?


Abortion
 
2020-09-25 2:56:02 PM  
This guy must get a commission every time he mentions, in full, "Donald J. Trump"
 
2020-09-25 2:58:18 PM  
Newsflash: We've never met anyone like this guy either
 
2020-09-25 2:58:26 PM  
Your education wasn't free. OTHER PEOPLE BELIEVED in you and gave you money to go to school. They are now shaking their heads, shamefully.
 
2020-09-25 2:59:20 PM  
He says what he feels...we mistake this for racism.
 
2020-09-25 2:59:38 PM  
He can't say, "strong hands"
 
2020-09-25 2:59:52 PM  
These guys are a farking joke.
 
2020-09-25 3:00:36 PM  
That "furnace you feel" is the Flames of Hell that your flirting with, dude
 
2020-09-25 3:01:37 PM  

BeansNfranks: I'm not sure i understand. What's the context here?


Well, be careful.  Just do not google 14 and 88 if at work.  If not, and you do not mind being watched, go right ahead there and get all caught up on racist codes.
 
2020-09-25 3:01:52 PM  
Oh, you believe in police reform? But not eliminating the police? Well, that's Biden's position - not Trump's
 
2020-09-25 3:02:31 PM  
It sounds like there's maybe 20 people top in the crowd... I'll bet, seriously, that every one of these preachers has a bigger congregation they speak to.
 
2020-09-25 3:03:01 PM  
Man is endorsing Manifest Destiny, and Trump as its captains. "God made this man President"
 
2020-09-25 3:03:59 PM  
These people sound crazy.
 
2020-09-25 3:04:16 PM  
Oh, theyre all insane.
 
2020-09-25 3:07:14 PM  

reno301: These people sound crazy.


I had to tap out once the abortion talk started.  Can't take that particular crazy very well.
 
2020-09-25 3:08:31 PM  
They keep talking about what he's done for black americans. What the fark has he done for anyone besides the rich?
 
2020-09-25 3:08:44 PM  

tymothil: reno301: These people sound crazy.

I had to tap out once the abortion talk started.  Can't take that particular crazy very well.


Same. This level of delusion puts me in a bad mood and it's Friday.
 
2020-09-25 3:09:36 PM  

deanis: Oh, theyre all insane.


It seems like these people are the black one percenters.

...and/or addled by religion
 
2020-09-25 3:10:16 PM  

deanis: They keep talking about what he's done for black americans. What the fark has he done for anyone besides the rich?


I never understand that. Member of the cleaning crew in my office was saying how much he has done for people and I don't know what they think he has done and they can never tell me anything specific.
 
2020-09-25 3:11:18 PM  
Trump dreaming in technicolor
 
2020-09-25 3:11:47 PM  

phrawgh: deanis: Oh, theyre all insane.

It seems like these people are the black one percenters.

...and/or addled by religion


They're using religion
 
2020-09-25 3:12:32 PM  
Slurring the Democratic party
 
2020-09-25 3:12:47 PM  
Someone should ask Trump how Frederick Douglass has been doing lately and the last time they talked.
 
2020-09-25 3:13:54 PM  
"I was born colored about two hours away from here, I went to school black about an hour away from here, I own a home in Atlanta as an African American, and thanks to this President I stand here today as an American."

You may think that about yourself now Hershel, but to him and his supporters you will always be an n-word; the brightside is that they will speak about you with a tinge less hatred as "one of the gooduns".
 
2020-09-25 3:14:08 PM  
Trump saying he's black americans greatest champion? I can't farking listen to this
 
2020-09-25 3:14:19 PM  
Okay, joining late. These are DEFINITELY paid attendees right? Even the most yee-haw nazis aren't this enthusiastic at his events
 
2020-09-25 3:14:58 PM  
Teleprompter Trump. Talking like Covid is nowhere to be found, that he didn't lie about it, while black folk died at disproportionate rates.
 
2020-09-25 3:15:38 PM  
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2020-09-25 3:15:43 PM  

tinderfitles: "I was born colored about two hours away from here, I went to school black about an hour away from here, I own a home in Atlanta as an African American, and thanks to this President I stand here today as an American."

You may think that about yourself now Hershel, but to him and his supporters you will always be an n-word; the brightside is that they will speak about you with a tinge less hatred as "one of the gooduns".


Hershel never exactly was anyone's activist
 
2020-09-25 3:16:26 PM  
 
2020-09-25 3:17:07 PM  
But won't let ex-felons vote in Florida with The Poll Tax!"
 
2020-09-25 3:17:09 PM  
C'mon God. You're already handing out strokes to prominent politicians today. Give us one for nothing, whaddaya say?
 
2020-09-25 3:17:41 PM  
Doesn't he poll at like 5% with African Americans?
 
2020-09-25 3:18:27 PM  
"Two weeksfrom today"
 
2020-09-25 3:18:44 PM  

deanis: Doesn't he poll at like 5% with African Americans?


About 10%
 
2020-09-25 3:18:50 PM  
Oh. We're releasing the platinum plan apparently.
 
2020-09-25 3:19:00 PM  

deanis: Doesn't he poll at like 5% with African Americans?


That is the margin of error for most polls
 
2020-09-25 3:19:01 PM  
 
2020-09-25 3:20:35 PM  

deanis: Doesn't he poll at like 5% with African Americans?


He doesn't need to win the black vote, he just needs to chip a few points away from democrats to not only effect the presidential race but also both senate races, and 13 congressional seats.
 
2020-09-25 3:20:47 PM  
Trump lying about The 7 of 9 Pennsylvania military ballots, still
 
2020-09-25 3:21:52 PM  
"We're going to take back the House."

Nah.
 
2020-09-25 3:22:52 PM  
https://thenationalpulse.com/exclusive​/exclusive-trumps-500bn-black-communit​y-platinum-plan-lists-antifa-and-kkk-a​s-terror-groups/
 
2020-09-25 3:23:26 PM  
I can't find the 26 Black republicans running for Congress.
 
2020-09-25 3:24:05 PM  

fiddlehead: "We're going to take back the House."

Nah.


Sounds like he's suggesting a home invasion
 
2020-09-25 3:25:11 PM  
Ben also said that the Great Pyramids were biblical aged grain silos - and he meant it, lol
 
2020-09-25 3:27:05 PM  

Opacity: fiddlehead: "We're going to take back the House."

Nah.

Sounds like he's suggesting a home invasion


probably with a no-knock warrant.
 
2020-09-25 3:27:22 PM  
12,000 isn't quite a full MSG, but it isYankee Stadium-like in the World Series - but Biden is the old and addled with dementia.

I want to see Trump's drug test, Morty!
 
2020-09-25 3:29:00 PM  
"I like to see you both fight" - geezus christ - Baldwin and Wright would have a lot to say about that comment
 
2020-09-25 3:29:35 PM  
Is UFC sponsoring this?
 
2020-09-25 3:29:42 PM  
He can't get off the sports. Won't talk business with Black people, but does talk sports.
 
2020-09-25 3:33:17 PM  
"Nobody has done more to hurt Black Americans than the Obamas."

Wat.
 
2020-09-25 3:33:42 PM  
"Sent Black men to fight in endless wars."

Didn't Dubya start those?
 
2020-09-25 3:33:51 PM  
3 and half years ago unemployment in America was 4.3%, dickhead - and more black people had healthcare, a**hole - and now there's a terrible pandemic. So, ya - thanks
 
2020-09-25 3:34:34 PM  
So...this is just a campaign stump speech?

I hope these people farking enjoy the show, because that's all it is.
 
2020-09-25 3:34:46 PM  
Yeah, except it's the Democratic Party, not you, that is advocating the reform of the police and the judicial system. Whaddad***
 
2020-09-25 3:34:50 PM  
Trump: "No one in politics today has done more damage to the black."
AG Bill Barr, who helped get government criminals off the hook for funneling crack into inner cities: "hes right you know."
 
2020-09-25 3:35:25 PM  

RasIanI: "I like to see you both fight" - geezus christ - Baldwin and Wright would have a lot to say about that comment


every day i'm more convinced the gorilla channel was indeed real.
 
2020-09-25 3:35:28 PM  
Did you see the massive audience?  Me neither.
 
2020-09-25 3:37:24 PM  

fiddlehead: "Sent Black men to fight in endless wars."

Didn't Dubya start those?


No it was Joe, he also neglected crumbling cities around the country, took their jerbs, and killed MLK
 
2020-09-25 3:38:30 PM  
"I don't want credit, we want to save lives."

Mmm hmm.
 
2020-09-25 3:39:51 PM  
October is going to be an epic October meltdown
 
2020-09-25 3:40:07 PM  
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2020-09-25 3:43:12 PM  
"I'm in the real estate business"

Narrator: he's in the business of bankrupting real estate businesses3
 
2020-09-25 3:43:39 PM  
Now he's joking about people saying that he won't give up power.  Which he wasn't joking about.
 
2020-09-25 3:44:01 PM  
"Go ahead and shout out 12 more years"

Cultists begin to shout 12 more years
 
2020-09-25 3:44:11 PM  
"I don't want to be a dictator, I WAS JUST JOKING."

Schrodinger's Dictator?
 
2020-09-25 3:44:25 PM  
Those poor staffers trying to motivate the room to chant 12 more years..
 
2020-09-25 3:45:12 PM  
You deligitimized the first black American POTUS, Biden stood by that man for 8 years, jacka**
 
Bf+
2020-09-25 3:45:21 PM  
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2020-09-25 3:46:33 PM  
Did they ever show the room?  Is it just filled with his staffers?
 
2020-09-25 3:47:58 PM  
"murderrrszzz"....OOGGAA BOOOGGA CITIES....Steven Miller wrote this shiat
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2020-09-25 3:48:47 PM  
I got distracted. So Trump thinks Minneapolis is wiped off the map?

And while we do lose more civilians to t he protest than the military does overseas, but that's because his supporters decided to start killing people.
 
2020-09-25 3:48:52 PM  
"Democrat-run cities" are worse than Afghanistan.
 
2020-09-25 3:49:20 PM  
"Hereos of Law Enforcement", jokers - they want "defunding" to protect black people from those "hereos"
 
2020-09-25 3:49:27 PM  
To the teleprompter for those names!
 
2020-09-25 3:49:47 PM  
He actually said Taylor and Floyd's names.
 
2020-09-25 3:50:08 PM  
A crowd of black people really booed BLM? Wow.
 
2020-09-25 3:50:19 PM  
Lying about BLM
 
Bf+
2020-09-25 3:50:26 PM  
How many people have died from COVID in America again?
 
2020-09-25 3:50:34 PM  
Attacking BLM in front of Black Atlantans.
 
2020-09-25 3:50:37 PM  
"Black Lives Matter"

Supposedly black audience:  "BOOO!!"
 
2020-09-25 3:50:58 PM  
"The stated goal of BLM is to destroy the nuclear family."

Wat.
 
2020-09-25 3:51:13 PM  
How the right wing has tied Marxism to BLM blows my mind.
 
2020-09-25 3:51:14 PM  
"Left Ring Riots"
 
2020-09-25 3:51:39 PM  
"The stated goal of BLM is to end school choice."
 
2020-09-25 3:53:08 PM  
Democrats really wanted a wall from coast to coast?  Did I miss this story?
 
2020-09-25 3:53:13 PM  
Trump rally had 35,000 last night?
 
2020-09-25 3:53:27 PM  
"Crazy Nancy" offered you 50B in funding you dumba**
 
2020-09-25 3:53:55 PM  
So sorry for the threadjack but I just got an email from Kelly Loeffler asking me for more money and telling me about some ads the liberals are outraged about.

A few things:

1. I don't fall for her phony "I'm just like any ordinary Georgian that isn't married to the head of the NYSE and lives in Buckhead" shtick.
2. I never signed up for anything from her campaign (or the GOP for that matter).
3 (and most importantly): I don't even live in Georgia!!!

So how on earth did I get shiat like this?

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2020-09-25 3:54:37 PM  
He's attacking Beto?
 
2020-09-25 3:54:46 PM  

thehobbes: "The stated goal of BLM is to end school choice."


I swear, every time Trump uses the term "school choice" in a speech DeVos chips in to his personal bank account "re-election campaign." He brings it up frequently and randomly.
 
2020-09-25 3:54:50 PM  
What was that Beto Spanish word salad that just left his mouth?  WTF?!
 
2020-09-25 3:55:47 PM  
"I had a great life (pre-presidency), what in the hell did I do this for?"

Oh wah. Walk the fark away then, farkhole.
 
2020-09-25 3:56:26 PM  

thehobbes: "The stated goal of BLM is to end school choice."


The Trump/GOP goal with school choice is to bring back segregation and make money doing it.
 
2020-09-25 3:56:34 PM  
Strzok texts, now where's Hunter.

Boasting about imaginary t-shirt sales.
 
2020-09-25 3:57:49 PM  
This is the most off script I've ever seen Trump.
 
2020-09-25 3:58:03 PM  
"You must be the most honest person in the world. You gotta be the cleanest person in the world"

No one ever said this.
 
2020-09-25 3:58:21 PM  
Trump's friend told him that he must be the most honest, clean person in the world.  He even overcame the evil geniuses out to get him.  JFC!
 
2020-09-25 3:59:17 PM  

fiddlehead: "You must be the most honest person in the world. You gotta be the cleanest person in the world"

No one ever said this.


They found nothing.

Except all the crime and criminals who worked for Trump.
 
2020-09-25 3:59:22 PM  
Screaming for an empty SCOTUS seat like they're at a damn football game.
FILL THAT SEAT.
 
2020-09-25 3:59:39 PM  
And now with that SCOTUS appointment cheering we know what this crowd really is:  Religious whack jobs above anything else.
 
2020-09-25 4:00:15 PM  
"I just plagiarized...I just plagiarized him like my w......." ....

Yeah motherfarker, like your WIFE.  Keep rambling Dotard.
 
2020-09-25 4:01:56 PM  
Trump thinks newborn babies can talk.
 
2020-09-25 4:02:34 PM  
This is really all just aimed at the BSABSVR white folks that still exist - this is intended to convince them that Trump isn't actually a racist.
 
2020-09-25 4:02:43 PM  
Just yanking those black children right out of the womb on the day of delivery and smashing them with a hammer like Gallagher.

Yep.

Sure.
 
2020-09-25 4:03:04 PM  
"I'm committed to protecting all black lives."

Right after trashing black lives matter.
 
2020-09-25 4:03:15 PM  
"We believe that all human life is sacred.*"

*Offer void for illegal immigrants.
 
2020-09-25 4:04:25 PM  

Mrtraveler01: So sorry for the threadjack but I just got an email from Kelly Loeffler asking me for more money and telling me about some ads the liberals are outraged about.

A few things:

1. I don't fall for her phony "I'm just like any ordinary Georgian that isn't married to the head of the NYSE and lives in Buckhead" shtick.
2. I never signed up for anything from her campaign (or the GOP for that matter).
3 (and most importantly): I don't even live in Georgia!!!

So how on earth did I get shiat like this?

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I'm getting attack ads in text messages, including video, because I have the audacity to have a 678 phone number. I live in Minnesota. They're just spamming everyone like Homer SImpson's autodialer
 
2020-09-25 4:04:38 PM  
"You know this".

His way of tricking dumb people into agreeing with him.
 
2020-09-25 4:04:52 PM  

fiddlehead: "We believe that all human life is sacred.*"

*Offer void for illegal immigrants.


....or POC from the police
 
2020-09-25 4:05:29 PM  
If he can do all of this in the next four years... why hasn't he already done it?
 
2020-09-25 4:05:41 PM  
Wackiest campaign event, ever
 
2020-09-25 4:06:01 PM  
Aaaaaand, YMCA is back.
 
2020-09-25 4:06:51 PM  
It is a lie that anyone can rise to the level you were born at.  Even if we fixed everything, luck is one of the biggest factors in life and the vast majority of people will only just do OK.  The goal should be to make sure that everyone is at the OK level, not to sell people on the lie that riches are in their future.  That's how they sell the prosperity gospel to so many.
 
2020-09-25 4:08:17 PM  

quo vadimus: If he can do all of this in the next four years... why hasn't he already done it?


Democrat obstruction!!
 
2020-09-25 4:09:49 PM  

RasIanI: Wackiest campaign event, ever


agreed.

A lot of yelling. I've got the feeling his people were counter yelling.
 
2020-09-25 4:22:01 PM  

theturbomrt: Mrtraveler01: So sorry for the threadjack but I just got an email from Kelly Loeffler asking me for more money and telling me about some ads the liberals are outraged about.

A few things:

1. I don't fall for her phony "I'm just like any ordinary Georgian that isn't married to the head of the NYSE and lives in Buckhead" shtick.
2. I never signed up for anything from her campaign (or the GOP for that matter).
3 (and most importantly): I don't even live in Georgia!!!

So how on earth did I get shiat like this?

[Fark user image 414x750]

I'm getting attack ads in text messages, including video, because I have the audacity to have a 678 phone number. I live in Minnesota. They're just spamming everyone like Homer SImpson's autodialer


That comparison is all the more apt since the email basically starts as "Greetings Friend".
 
2020-09-25 4:26:32 PM  
Did I miss the part about the plan for black economic improvement?
 
2020-09-25 4:34:53 PM  

Philly: Did I miss the part about the plan for black economic improvement?


Its a bunch of hot air - you missed nothing. He was just lying and folksy for an hour so that wypipo could see him 'hanging out with his black friends', to re-assure them that he really isn't a racist, the BLM really are radical and bad for black people, that the police don't really need reforming. "See?! - the good ones like me"
 
2020-09-25 4:46:01 PM  
The club is Tattletales. I've been there.
 
2020-09-25 4:47:57 PM  
It's basically the political version of "Get Out." Depressing.
 
2020-09-25 4:49:18 PM  
All those people need their friend who works for the TSA (or the Post Office) to come in there and get them the hell out.
 
2020-09-25 5:42:06 PM  
No love for Tattletales?  You farkers are slippin':

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I got bounced from there too......not proud.
 
2020-09-25 5:55:33 PM  
Since this is Fark, I believe I already know the answer to this, but...

Did any of you actually read the plan?

-  Tax cuts to minority owned businesses to stimulate hiring and investment
-  Invest $20 billion in broadband access in disadvantaged communities
-  $400 billion in lending to minority owned businesses
-  Making the Minority Business Development Agency permanent and create an office of African American Affairs
-  $40 billion in government funding to Black owned contracting businesses
-  Increase childcare tax credits and provide greater access to quality pre-school
-  Investments into disease research, specifically diseases that disproportionately affect the Black community
-  Creation of a National Clemency Program
-  Focus on second chance hiring for rehabilitated citizens with a criminal record
-  etc.

Is any of the above a bad thing?  Or is it just bad because it's a Trump plan?
 
2020-09-25 6:20:52 PM  
Was slumlord Jared there?
 
2020-09-25 7:19:49 PM  

vikingfan73: Since this is Fark, I believe I already know the answer to this, but...

Did any of you actually read the plan?

-  Tax cuts to minority owned businesses to stimulate hiring and investment
-  Invest $20 billion in broadband access in disadvantaged communities
-  $400 billion in lending to minority owned businesses
-  Making the Minority Business Development Agency permanent and create an office of African American Affairs
-  $40 billion in government funding to Black owned contracting businesses
-  Increase childcare tax credits and provide greater access to quality pre-school
-  Investments into disease research, specifically diseases that disproportionately affect the Black community
-  Creation of a National Clemency Program
-  Focus on second chance hiring for rehabilitated citizens with a criminal record
-  etc.

Is any of the above a bad thing?  Or is it just bad because it's a Trump plan?


Trump has been president for four farking years already. His chances of promoting bipartisan legislation of this type has existed the whole time. What has he done? The answer is very little, other than get thousands of minorities killed from COVID. Because he's a worthless leader.
 
2020-09-26 12:44:22 AM  
I doubt Tattletales would let Trump in.
 
2020-09-26 9:26:13 AM  

bdub77: vikingfan73: Since this is Fark, I believe I already know the answer to this, but...

Did any of you actually read the plan?

-  Tax cuts to minority owned businesses to stimulate hiring and investment
-  Invest $20 billion in broadband access in disadvantaged communities
-  $400 billion in lending to minority owned businesses
-  Making the Minority Business Development Agency permanent and create an office of African American Affairs
-  $40 billion in government funding to Black owned contracting businesses
-  Increase childcare tax credits and provide greater access to quality pre-school
-  Investments into disease research, specifically diseases that disproportionately affect the Black community
-  Creation of a National Clemency Program
-  Focus on second chance hiring for rehabilitated citizens with a criminal record
-  etc.

Is any of the above a bad thing?  Or is it just bad because it's a Trump plan?

Trump has been president for four farking years already. His chances of promoting bipartisan legislation of this type has existed the whole time. What has he done? The answer is very little, other than get thousands of minorities killed from COVID. Because he's a worthless leader.


If the Democrats couldn't bring themselves to vote for legislation like this, wouldn't that be a pretty big sign that they don't care about the black community?
 
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