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2020-09-25 2:32:18 PM  
The man claims his brother used "dark magic" to lure her away. It appears she enjoys the brother's "dark magic" more than her "minute man husband."

This whole thing is a mess. The woman should go with whomever she wants to be with.
 
2020-09-25 3:29:22 PM  
That's gonna be an awkward christmas dinner...
 
2020-09-25 3:30:41 PM  
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2020-09-25 3:30:48 PM  
"Can I have my wife back now?"

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2020-09-25 3:31:33 PM  
Man who treats woman as an inanimate object surprised when she has an opinion and acts on it.
 
2020-09-25 3:32:53 PM  

NotARocketScientist: Man who treats woman as an inanimate object surprised when she has an opinion and acts on it.


She's got the "go" command down but is having difficulty with "come back".
 
2020-09-25 3:33:41 PM  
I wish all made-up stories came with a red title bar.  It would make identifying them so much easier.
 
2020-09-25 3:34:00 PM  
Didn't Robert Redford do a movie about this?
 
2020-09-25 3:43:33 PM  

Fara Clark: Didn't Robert Redford do a movie about this?


Yes, Indigenous Proposal.
 
2020-09-25 3:47:00 PM  
"He now blames Mr Masikati for using "dark magic" and "charms" to lure his wife, whom he now describes as having "loose morals". ark magic" and "charms" to lure his wife, whom he now describes as having "loose morals".

"That slut! I only pimped her out for the afternoon!"
 
2020-09-25 3:50:11 PM  
Dear Penthouse...
 
2020-09-25 3:50:26 PM  
I guess... good for her?
 
2020-09-25 3:54:55 PM  
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2020-09-25 4:05:27 PM  
Uhhh, wouldn't his brother-in-law be his wife's brother?
 
2020-09-25 4:11:07 PM  

Mattbastard: Uhhh, wouldn't his brother-in-law be his wife's brother?


Thought the same but if you RTFA it explains that it's her dead sisters husband.
 
2020-09-25 4:21:20 PM  
His Dick's name is dark magic?
 
2020-09-25 4:22:25 PM  
Wait, you can lend them for money?
 
2020-09-25 4:28:54 PM  
I like the idea of my wife leaving and not coming back. Somebody paying me for her would just be the icing on the cake.
 
2020-09-25 4:34:54 PM  
Niger, pleaser
 
2020-09-25 4:41:16 PM  
offered to give him his wife for "physical comfort" between the hours of 10pm and 4am if he agreed to pay for their children's school fees, groceries and alcohol.

It's good to see someone is making sure the kids have alcohol!
 
2020-09-25 4:42:13 PM  
Hmmph. I merely mentioned this to my sister-in-law and she started screeching quite loudly. I mean, like out of control. Lucky thing I had my duct tape and baling wire handy. She seems to have calmed down.

Women, I tell ya. It's like they have their own separate lives, completely impervious to what you want them to do.

Pretty dark humor there, huh? Smart I is.
 
2020-09-25 4:42:19 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: offered to give him his wife for "physical comfort" between the hours of 10pm and 4am if he agreed to pay for their children's school fees, groceries and alcohol.

It's good to see someone is making sure the kids have alcohol!


This man may have a problem with alcohol.

Just sayin'
 
2020-09-25 4:47:23 PM  

mrspeacock: Representative of the unwashed masses: offered to give him his wife for "physical comfort" between the hours of 10pm and 4am if he agreed to pay for their children's school fees, groceries and alcohol.

It's good to see someone is making sure the kids have alcohol!

This man may have a problem with alcohol.

Just sayin'


Yeah his kids keep drinking it! I mean he had to pimp out his wife to feed their habit!
 
2020-09-25 4:51:20 PM  
Dark Magic or Dark Helmet?
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"I see your schwartz is as big as mine, now lets see how well you handle it"

Apparently not that well according to the wife...

// He's also his fathers brothers nephews sisters ex room mate, which could also be part of TFA...
 
2020-09-25 5:20:52 PM  

Mattbastard: Uhhh, wouldn't his brother-in-law be his wife's brother?


My brother in law is my sister's husband
 
2020-09-25 6:12:10 PM  
I'll take "Completely Made Up Stories" for $500, Alex.
 
2020-09-25 7:08:44 PM  
I was going to ask if this is how you get incels, but nahhhh, incels wouldn't get to "have a wife" to start with.
 
2020-09-25 7:44:41 PM  
Well, I can understand her position, 1. the brother-in-law fantasy is supposed to the most common fantasy of married women globally, 2,if he actually is better in bed, 3, has more money, and 4, hasn't pimped out his wife in the last 24 hours, he IS a better catch.
 
2020-09-25 8:58:52 PM  

brainlordmesomorph: Well, I can understand her position, 1. the brother-in-law fantasy is supposed to the most common fantasy of married women globally, 2,if he actually is better in bed, 3, has more money, and 4, hasn't pimped out his wife in the last 24 hours, he IS a better catch.


Yeah, really it's as simple as "I would prefer to be with the guy who is not interested in pimping me out".
 
2020-09-25 9:28:03 PM  

thehellisthis: I wish all made-up stories came with a red title bar.  It would make identifying them so much easier.


I don't know about that. It's already pretty easy.
 
2020-09-26 6:55:19 AM  
First world problems.
 
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