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2020-09-25 10:39:19 AM  
"With all due respect to Director Wray, he has a hard time finding emails in his own FBI, let alone figuring out whether there's any kind of voter fraud," Meadows said on CBS "This Morning." It was not clear what missing emails he was referring to."

The wheels on the bus go round and round. Always room for another on the gop speedbump express.
 
2020-09-25 10:45:50 AM  
"With all due respect to Director Wray, he has a hard time finding emails in his own FBI, let alone figuring out whether there's any kind of voter fraud," Meadows said on CBS "This Morning." It was not clear what missing emails he was referring to.

Yeah.  Exactly!
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2020-09-25 10:50:47 AM  
I agree with Mark Meadows. Christopher Wray has yet to find out what scumbags Donald Trump and Mark Meadows are.   How has he missed that?
 
2020-09-25 11:05:42 AM  

Farkenhostile: "With all due respect to Director Wray, he has a hard time finding emails in his own FBI, let alone figuring out whether there's any kind of voter fraud," Meadows said on CBS "This Morning." It was not clear what missing emails he was referring to."

The wheels on the bus go round and round. Always room for another on the gop speedbump express.


Does Meadows think Wray was the director in 2017 when the Strzok emails came out? This makes no sense
 
2020-09-25 11:36:49 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Farkenhostile: "With all due respect to Director Wray, he has a hard time finding emails in his own FBI, let alone figuring out whether there's any kind of voter fraud," Meadows said on CBS "This Morning." It was not clear what missing emails he was referring to."

The wheels on the bus go round and round. Always room for another on the gop speedbump express.

Does Meadows think Wray was the director in 2017 when the Strzok emails came out? This makes no sense


Probably. He's still mad that Obama didn't do anything in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.
 
2020-09-25 11:43:16 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: This makes no sense


Let me explain then: Chewbacca does not live on Endor. He briefly visited Endor during the events of Return of The Jedi, as part of a rebel mission to switch off the force shield protecting the second Death Star. While he stayed on Endor during the battle, and the subsequent celebration of the rebel victory afterwards, he does not and never has actually lived there. His actual place of residence is the spaceship known as the Millennium Falcon, where he lives with and acts as copilot to the former star pilot, and smuggler turned Rebellion General, Han Solo. Or at least he did before Disney bought Star Wars and started messing with the continuity.

Does that clear things up?
 
2020-09-25 12:20:28 PM  

hobnail: cameroncrazy1984: Farkenhostile: "With all due respect to Director Wray, he has a hard time finding emails in his own FBI, let alone figuring out whether there's any kind of voter fraud," Meadows said on CBS "This Morning." It was not clear what missing emails he was referring to."

The wheels on the bus go round and round. Always room for another on the gop speedbump express.

Does Meadows think Wray was the director in 2017 when the Strzok emails came out? This makes no sense

Probably. He's still mad that Obama didn't do anything in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.


Even though he did.
 
2020-09-25 12:26:40 PM  
Mark Meadows is a total f*cking moron. Brain-eating amoebas have more intelligence than Mark Meadows.

I feel like I'm insulting the amoebas by posting this. I'm sorry. Please don't eat my brain. I wouldn't want to find myself the Chief of Staff of the White House.
 
2020-09-25 12:46:26 PM  
Why are Republicans so confident voter fraud exists? It is almost like they know something we don't. Hmmm...
 
2020-09-25 12:51:27 PM  
"With all due respect to Director Wray, he has a hard time finding emails in his own FBI, let alone figuring out whether there's any kind of voter fraud," Meadows said on CBS "This Morning." It was not clear what missing emails he was referring to.

Shut up idiot. You stood on the White House lawn two weeks ago and said we'd have a vaccine in two weeks. Where is it?
 
2020-09-25 12:52:25 PM  

Farkenhostile: "With all due respect to Director Wray, he has a hard time finding emails in his own FBI, let alone figuring out whether there's any kind of voter fraud," Meadows said on CBS "This Morning." It was not clear what missing emails he was referring to."

The wheels on the bus go round and round. Always room for another on the gop speedbump express.


Oh good, more shiat about Hillary.

/unless he's talking about HIS email
//boner pill bots need friends too
 
2020-09-25 12:53:51 PM  

bdub77: Mark Meadows is a total f*cking moron. Brain-eating amoebas have more intelligence than Mark Meadows.

I feel like I'm insulting the amoebas by posting this. I'm sorry. Please don't eat my brain. I wouldn't want to find myself the Chief of Staff of the White House.


Brain eating amoebas have no use for mark meadows, and meadows has nothing to fear from brain eating amoebas.
 
2020-09-25 12:55:30 PM  

bloobeary: cameroncrazy1984: This makes no sense

Let me explain then: Chewbacca does not live on Endor. He briefly visited Endor during the events of Return of The Jedi, as part of a rebel mission to switch off the force shield protecting the second Death Star. While he stayed on Endor during the battle, and the subsequent celebration of the rebel victory afterwards, he does not and never has actually lived there. His actual place of residence is the spaceship known as the Millennium Falcon, where he lives with and acts as copilot to the former star pilot, and smuggler turned Rebellion General, Han Solo. Or at least he did before Disney bought Star Wars and started messing with the continuity.

Does that clear things up?


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A brilliant defense.
 
2020-09-25 12:56:32 PM  

PaulRB: I agree with Mark Meadows. Christopher Wray has yet to find out what scumbags Donald Trump and Mark Meadows are.   How has he missed that?


Didn't Trump keep firing directors until he found one willing to pledge loyalty to him personally?
 
2020-09-25 12:56:32 PM  

mathamagical: bdub77: Mark Meadows is a total f*cking moron. Brain-eating amoebas have more intelligence than Mark Meadows.

I feel like I'm insulting the amoebas by posting this. I'm sorry. Please don't eat my brain. I wouldn't want to find myself the Chief of Staff of the White House.

Brain eating amoebas have no use for mark meadows, and meadows has nothing to fear from brain eating amoebas.


I loved that Joe scarborough said on the teevee this morning that we should be keeping sharp objects away from mark meadows. Hilarious.

You know that pisses meadows right off. And that makes me smile
 
2020-09-25 12:57:09 PM  
Reality has a left wing bias.
 
2020-09-25 12:57:48 PM  
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This white house? The one talks seriously about terrorist trees and injecting bleach? The one that rejects science for Trump's gut?
 
2020-09-25 12:58:00 PM  
116 days, 12 hours, 2 until Dotard is dragged out.
 
2020-09-25 12:59:25 PM  

dildo tontine: Why are Republicans so confident voter fraud exists? It is almost like they know something we don't. Hmmm...


Well, I do know of this one guy from NY that votes  fraudulently by mail in Florida using a business address.
 
2020-09-25 12:59:28 PM  
This is like the National Park Service's claim that there is no Bigfoot based solely on the fact that they've never seen Bigfoot or any solid evidence of Bigfoot. They obviously don't know what they're talking about, they just haven't looked hard enough, and therefore the only conclusion is that Bigfoot is still out there.

And he's voting blue.
 
2020-09-25 1:00:06 PM  
So the White House has some missing emails they can't find? Thanks for the tip, Meadows.
 
2020-09-25 1:01:19 PM  

Farkenhostile: "With all due respect to Director Wray, he has a hard time finding emails in his own FBI, let alone figuring out whether there's any kind of voter fraud," Meadows said on CBS "This Morning." It was not clear what missing emails he was referring to."

The wheels on the bus go round and round. Always room for another on the gop speedbump express.


Wray wasn't conducting this investigation on his own. So putting the personal jab aside, is Meadows saying the FBI is incapable of conducting such an investigation?

It's all so stupid and at the same time just stupid enough for the hook to embed firmly in the mouths of those it was intended for.
 
2020-09-25 1:01:21 PM  

PaulRB: I agree with Mark Meadows. Christopher Wray has yet to find out what scumbags Donald Trump and Mark Meadows are.   How has he missed that?


I am pretty sure he will realize it when he learns about his termination from a Fox News report in an airport lounge somewhere.
 
2020-09-25 1:02:08 PM  

rbuzby: 116 days, 12 hours, 2 until Dotard is dragged out.


Was 2 minutes, now it's:


116 days, 11 hours, 57 minutes until dotard is dragged out.
 
2020-09-25 1:05:10 PM  
When you appoint federal employees and they do their jobs but you don't like their answers, watchagonna do, America, when Trumpamania runs wild on you?
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2020-09-25 1:05:17 PM  
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2020-09-25 1:05:45 PM  
Totally. Normal.
 
2020-09-25 1:12:25 PM  

dildo tontine: Why are Republicans so confident voter fraud exists? It is almost like they know something we don't. Hmmm...


They know that all they need to do is scream loud enough and their GOP called will fall in line. Reality does not enter into their equation.
 
2020-09-25 1:14:35 PM  
You know there is some sub-level committee room where they are filling boxes of evidence against this current admin just in case Biden wins.

You don't mess with career officials at the FBI and CIA continually and expect them to just take it.
 
2020-09-25 1:17:45 PM  
Put somebody in charge of a large organization like the FBI, and they might start giving a shiat about the conclusions reached by the combined efforts of the 10s of thousands of people who work for them. Funny how that works.

Too bad there's no jobs like that in the White House.
 
2020-09-25 1:22:29 PM  

bloobeary: cameroncrazy1984: This makes no sense

Let me explain then: Chewbacca does not live on Endor. He briefly visited Endor during the events of Return of The Jedi, as part of a rebel mission to switch off the force shield protecting the second Death Star. While he stayed on Endor during the battle, and the subsequent celebration of the rebel victory afterwards, he does not and never has actually lived there. His actual place of residence is the spaceship known as the Millennium Falcon, where he lives with and acts as copilot to the former star pilot, and smuggler turned Rebellion General, Han Solo. Or at least he did before Disney bought Star Wars and started messing with the continuity.

Does that clear things up?


I remember reading an interview with Lucas in some magazine for early teens in which he was describing his general plan for the Star Wars movies; I think this was before the second movie came out (the real second movie, back before any of them had roman numerals and Han shot Greedo first), or possibly shortly after.  Anyway, in that interview he said that in the third movie he wanted to go to the home planet of the Wookies.

I think that the "home planet of the Wookies" got cutesified into a forest moon full of Ewoks (which are Wookies spelled sideways) long before Disney could be blamed for it.
 
2020-09-25 1:22:36 PM  

dildo tontine: Why are Republicans so confident voter fraud exists? It is almost like they know something we don't. Hmmm...


This is all about setting the stage for the GOP lawsuits that get filed on election day. They are going to try using the courts to steal the election.
 
2020-09-25 1:24:03 PM  

dildo tontine: Why are Republicans so confident voter fraud exists? It is almost like they know something we don't. Hmmm...


Yeah, Reptardorama is counting on someone/somewhere so stupid that the 24hr cycle will at least tweak their prolapsed rectums with the cries of VOTER FRAUD! (bullshiat) here, there, and everywhere (first PA, now TX, just wait for the next flurry of accusations to pepper the airwaves - all the way to 11/3, I'd expect).

They tried this in '16-'17 with Kris Kobach's Election Fraud Commission searching out the source of those 3 million votes  the simpering orange dandy lost to the Hilldawg, by.  Yeah, I'm betting Donzo will whip his crew into ever more Admissions of fraud - chief problem being that all the juicy, actual, fraudsters have been R's, not D's.

/hey, donzo, ya still LOST TO HILLDAWG - she BEAT YOU
//bad dreams everyday since Kris Kobach went away (YEAH, YOU LOST by 3 million last go around - go tweet somewhere else - get out of the People's House - 'cause THE PEOPLE (all 3 million) live on as the majority brain worm that is making you scream at present)
///Donzo/Putin/Pence are the fraud (tres  maggots)
 
2020-09-25 1:25:53 PM  

Farkenhostile: "With all due respect to Director Wray, he has a hard time finding emails in his own FBI, let alone figuring out whether there's any kind of voter fraud," Meadows said on CBS "This Morning." It was not clear what missing emails he was referring to."

The wheels on the bus go round and round. Always room for another on the gop speedbump express.


Heremails.
 
2020-09-25 1:26:32 PM  
That's the problem with trying to be a dictator in a country where most bureaucrats still kinda care about their reputations.
 
2020-09-25 1:29:38 PM  
Meadows suggested on CBS that Wray "drill down on the investigation that just started ... Perhaps he needs to get involved on the ground and then he would change his testimony on Capitol Hill."

Chief of Staff: "Study it out"
 
2020-09-25 1:34:45 PM  

Farkenhostile: "With all due respect to Director Wray, he has a hard time finding emails in his own FBI, let alone figuring out whether there's any kind of voter fraud," Meadows said on CBS "This Morning." It was not clear what missing emails he was referring to."

The wheels on the bus go round and round. Always room for another on the gop speedbump express.


Apparently even now they can't stop being fixated on Hillary's emails...  But apparently they're in the FBI's server now?
 
2020-09-25 1:37:17 PM  
Meadows is a d***. He does a disservice to peaceful, wildflowered green spaces.
 
2020-09-25 1:39:57 PM  
People don't understand.

The fraud was so brilliant that all evidence of it was destroyed.
 
2020-09-25 1:45:21 PM  

bloobeary: cameroncrazy1984: This makes no sense

Let me explain then: Chewbacca does not live on Endor. He briefly visited Endor during the events of Return of The Jedi, as part of a rebel mission to switch off the force shield protecting the second Death Star. While he stayed on Endor during the battle, and the subsequent celebration of the rebel victory afterwards, he does not and never has actually lived there. His actual place of residence is the spaceship known as the Millennium Falcon, where he lives with and acts as copilot to the former star pilot, and smuggler turned Rebellion General, Han Solo.


Or so Chewbacca says for tax purposes. But where does he keep his favorite crossbow and get his space chess magazine delivered to, huh? And what about Lumpy?
 
2020-09-25 2:07:13 PM  
The GOP wants voter fraud to be a thing SO BAD that they're literally fabricating a crisis to justify an end to their means.

The GOP needs to FARKING DIE. They're like the old rich fark on their deathbed intentionally writing family members out of the will due to pure spite and contempt.
 
2020-09-25 2:09:43 PM  

flondrix: bloobeary: cameroncrazy1984: This makes no sense

Let me explain then: Chewbacca does not live on Endor. He briefly visited Endor during the events of Return of The Jedi, as part of a rebel mission to switch off the force shield protecting the second Death Star. While he stayed on Endor during the battle, and the subsequent celebration of the rebel victory afterwards, he does not and never has actually lived there. His actual place of residence is the spaceship known as the Millennium Falcon, where he lives with and acts as copilot to the former star pilot, and smuggler turned Rebellion General, Han Solo. Or at least he did before Disney bought Star Wars and started messing with the continuity.

Does that clear things up?

I remember reading an interview with Lucas in some magazine for early teens in which he was describing his general plan for the Star Wars movies; I think this was before the second movie came out (the real second movie, back before any of them had roman numerals and Han shot Greedo first), or possibly shortly after.  Anyway, in that interview he said that in the third movie he wanted to go to the home planet of the Wookies.

I think that the "home planet of the Wookies" got cutesified into a forest moon full of Ewoks (which are Wookies spelled sideways) long before Disney could be blamed for it.


Well, obviously the Wookies come from Kashyyyk, as we know from our studies of Life Day traditions.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wa​r​s_Holiday_Special
 
2020-09-25 2:50:21 PM  
I hope the FBI is holding a grudge - a big, hateful one, and they use every legal tool within their power to indict the shiat out of trump and every one of his toadies in 2021.
 
2020-09-25 3:18:43 PM  

Walker: "With all due respect to Director Wray, he has a hard time finding emails in his own FBI, let alone figuring out whether there's any kind of voter fraud," Meadows said on CBS "This Morning." It was not clear what missing emails he was referring to.

Shut up idiot. You stood on the White House lawn two weeks ago and said we'd have a vaccine in two weeks. Where is it?


The people you should be mad at here are not this Meadows dickwad and the White House liars, but CBS "This Morning." They and the others continue to invite the lying White House liars on their expensive air time to tell lies. Lies they know are lies but refuse to identify as such. If they didn't enable the lying liars, the lying liars wouldn't have the imprimatur of "reasonableness" the "liberal" media gives them. If they only appeared on Fox "News" and its ilk, many more people might reflexively reject everything they say because it's just more bullshiat from Fox "News." But when they appear on CBS, ABC, NBC, CNN, WaPo, the NYT, it lends them credibility. Every time it happens. They have to report on President Useless Asshole, it's true. But they absolutely do not have to invite him or anyone else from the White House on their broadcast to disseminate bullshiat. There is no Fairness Doctrine at play here (even putting aside the fact that it was abandoned 20 years ago). The "liberal" media has no obligation to provide air time to demonstrable liars and yet they do it. Almost every day.

If President Useless Asshole wins again, it won't be because of Fox "News." It'll be because of CBS, ABC, NBC, CNN, WaPo, the NYT and their ilk. And election farkery, of course.
 
2020-09-25 3:55:09 PM  
Kiss your retirement goodbye if they win, Wray.

You dont tow the line in Putin-Trump's America?

They come after your career, your future, your ability to provide for your family.
 
2020-09-25 4:55:01 PM  
Nine military ballots sounds more like a false flag operation.  Enough to scream, "Look at this!" without actually hurting Trump.
 
2020-09-25 7:03:29 PM  
Last week, Wray testified before a House of Representatives committee that his biggest concern in the 2020 election was the "steady drumbeat of misinformation" coming from Russian interference.
That prompted Trump to retort, "I did not like his answers yesterday."

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2020-09-25 7:06:30 PM  
I'm pretty sure Wray doesn't want a rumble. He's not a commanche. The White House has a raw hide over this, but the week end is coming up and ... aww you kids don't know Link Wray.
 
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