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(SFGate)   Can't sleep, trash panda will eat me   ( divider line
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2020-09-25 8:28:13 AM  
Wake up, sheeple!

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2020-09-25 8:36:44 AM  
We had raccoons at our last place, so we never let the mutts out at night. A. The mutts aren't very big and B. They aren't very smart.
2020-09-25 8:38:55 AM  

freetomato: Wake up, sheeple!

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2020-09-25 9:00:24 AM  
Yeah Trash Pandas will "get" you
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2020-09-25 9:27:26 AM  
Idiots should never let a dog get that close to a racoon.  Yeah, it is a big dog, but racoon bites are bad.

Photos of dog with racoon bite and human who got bit trying to rescue the dog:

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2020-09-25 9:57:50 AM  
Are they gonna change their name to Pawnee?
2020-09-25 11:46:08 AM  
So just relocate a few of the mountain lions that are bugging the homeowners up in the hills and BAM problem solved
2020-09-25 11:59:45 AM  
they're wearing their masks incorrectly there

2020-09-25 12:00:56 PM  
Beware The Spooky Raccoon Hands
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2020-09-25 1:19:40 PM  
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2020-09-26 9:21:44 AM  
the raccoons are not the problem...
2020-09-26 12:28:13 PM  
Don't feed the raccoons, ye daft fools.
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