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(Metro)   UK in chaos after worker at Aunt Bessie's food production facility dies of Coronavirus   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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2020-09-25 9:27:23 AM  
IS AUNT BESSIE OK?????

It comes after a 'small number' of staff tested positive for Covid-19 a fortnight ago.

Brits and their f*cking fortnights.
Can't you just say "two weeks" like the rest of the world?
 
2020-09-25 12:15:20 PM  
Jesus, now I'll have to make my own Yorkshire puddings....

Did we lose a war?
 
2020-09-25 12:17:51 PM  
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2020-09-25 12:19:52 PM  
This is all brexits fault.
 
2020-09-25 12:26:16 PM  
I can only imagine how awful a frozen Yorkshire pudding would taste. Is the gravy you pour over the top made from a powder, too?
 
2020-09-25 12:36:30 PM  
"Health officials in Hull said the risk to the general public was 'very low'. The Government says it is 'very unlikely' you can catch coronavirus from food. "


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2020-09-25 12:45:51 PM  

FrancoFile: I can only imagine how awful a frozen Yorkshire pudding would taste. Is the gravy you pour over the top made from a powder, too?


You have to heat them up first, that's where you're going wrong.

/either cook frozen batter or reheat a pre cooked pudding.
//they are actually quite pleasant.
 
2020-09-25 12:53:11 PM  
I find the image of a white lady being called 'aunt' culturally insensitive. They should change the name to 'Bessie's Original'.
 
2020-09-25 12:56:20 PM  

MythDragon: I find the image of a white lady being called 'aunt' culturally insensitive. They should change the name to 'Bessie's Original'.


Why? Were white women forced to work in black houses, and the black children of the house referred to her as "aunt"?
 
2020-09-25 12:59:07 PM  

Walker: IS AUNT BESSIE OK?????

It comes after a 'small number' of staff tested positive for Covid-19 a fortnight ago.

Brits and their f*cking fortnights.
Can't you just say "two weeks" like the rest of the world?


Why? What's wrong with fortnight? Also 'the rest of the world'? You need to get out more. I don't profess to speak a lot of languages, but I know the spanish speaking countries use 'quincena' not 'two weeks'.
 
2020-09-25 1:13:57 PM  
Did she actually die from the virus? Or just tested positive and then died in a car crash or something.
 
2020-09-25 1:28:18 PM  

Swiss Colony: Walker: IS AUNT BESSIE OK?????

It comes after a 'small number' of staff tested positive for Covid-19 a fortnight ago.

Brits and their f*cking fortnights.
Can't you just say "two weeks" like the rest of the world?

Why? What's wrong with fortnight? Also 'the rest of the world'? You need to get out more. I don't profess to speak a lot of languages, but I know the spanish speaking countries use 'quincena' not 'two weeks'.


"Quincena" is Spanish for "five dinners".

You're welcome.
 
2020-09-25 1:30:50 PM  

wantingout: Did she actually die from the virus? Or just tested positive and then died in a car crash or something.


They don't want you to know she was actually attacked by a rogue batch of Yorkshire puddings, before they were slaughtered and frozen. Bill Gates, in conjunction with (((SOROS))) and the reverse vampires, is paying off the NHS to increase COVID diagnoses to make 5G signals better.

/herp a derp a doo.
 
2020-09-25 3:29:28 PM  
Pert:

"Quincena" is Spanish for "five dinners".

You're welcome.


More correctly, it is: "five dinners over the course of 15 nights"
 
2020-09-25 9:01:26 PM  

Walker: IS AUNT BESSIE OK?????

It comes after a 'small number' of staff tested positive for Covid-19 a fortnight ago.

Brits and their f*cking fortnights.
Can't you just say "two weeks" like the rest of the world?


Yeah, keep it simple for the yanks.
 
2020-09-25 9:06:41 PM  

El Rich-o: Walker: IS AUNT BESSIE OK?????

It comes after a 'small number' of staff tested positive for Covid-19 a fortnight ago.

Brits and their f*cking fortnights.
Can't you just say "two weeks" like the rest of the world?

Yeah, keep it simple for the yanks.


F*ck it. I'm gunna make using sennight great again.
 
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