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(Slate)   "Dear Stoya: The song WAP resonates with me as I have quite a WAP, and it's ruining my sex life. It's like a slip and slide. What can I do to prevent said WAP from affecting performance?"   (slate.com) divider line
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2020-09-25 8:47:50 AM  
Come on over, I have towels.

Wait a sec... do we all know you?
 
2020-09-25 8:52:38 AM  
Alum.
 
2020-09-25 9:08:27 AM  
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2020-09-25 9:12:34 AM  
Just put some sand in there. He'll get plenty of friction.
 
2020-09-25 9:12:41 AM  
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2020-09-25 9:13:35 AM  
Wait, how would a slip & slide be suboptimal?
 
2020-09-25 9:15:41 AM  

BMFPitt: Wait, how would a slip & slide be suboptimal?



Some guys need friction to get off.
 
2020-09-25 9:28:30 AM  

FrancoFile: BMFPitt: Wait, how would a slip & slide be suboptimal?


Some guys need friction to get off.


The answer is right in the song. Just bring a bucket and a mop.
 
2020-09-25 9:40:13 AM  
fark Ben Shapiro?


/With an enormous strap-on.
 
2020-09-25 9:42:22 AM  
I can't WAP to this.
 
2020-09-25 9:43:26 AM  
Don't panic.

Bring a towel.
 
2020-09-25 9:45:41 AM  
I like WAPs as I've experienced several over my sex life.

Better than vaginas lined with sandpaper.
 
2020-09-25 9:51:55 AM  
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2020-09-25 9:56:43 AM  
Get miraDry.
 
2020-09-25 9:58:31 AM  
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2020-09-25 10:00:08 AM  

FrancoFile: BMFPitt: Wait, how would a slip & slide be suboptimal?


Some guys need friction to get off.


Some women, too - at least a little.
 
2020-09-25 10:08:45 AM  
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2020-09-25 10:17:28 AM  
Webcam and kiddy pool

/Or would a WAP be a kiddy pool?
 
2020-09-25 10:18:18 AM  

AirForceVet: I like WAPs as I've experienced several over my sex life.

Better than vaginas lined with sandpaper.


There is a wide range of 'happy medium', but at both extremes it sucks.  It can be like farking a jar of jelly.
 
2020-09-25 10:24:49 AM  

TheGreatGazoo: AirForceVet: I like WAPs as I've experienced several over my sex life.

Better than vaginas lined with sandpaper.

There is a wide range of 'happy medium', but at both extremes it sucks.  It can be like farking a jar of jelly.


Yeah, I have a bottle of lube that is practically frictionless. it delays things for a really really long time. That isn't necessarily good when you have a limited window for sex between the kid's bedtime and when you need to get to sleep for work the next day.
 
2020-09-25 10:24:56 AM  

Raug the Dwarf: Don't panic.

Bring a towel.


A hoopy frood knows where their towel is.


Having experienced both sides of this, I can say that I'd rather bring a towel then spend a bunch of money on lube.
 
2020-09-25 10:26:01 AM  
it's the squalene, stupid
 
2020-09-25 10:33:10 AM  
Did someone say slip n slide?

Thunderpussy - Thunderpussy (Live on KEXP)
Youtube 2tIQTpNpZBU
 
2020-09-25 11:10:33 AM  
Antibiotics, you oozing binch.
 
2020-09-25 11:24:43 AM  
Why are you hating on Italian immigrants?

and of course the most obvious answer is butt stuff
 
2020-09-25 11:29:24 AM  
Squirters/gushers/flooders are a gift from the gods. Be proud of your vaginal bounty.

/Vaginal Bounty is the name of my Lords of Acid cover band
 
2020-09-25 11:30:40 AM  
Upgrade to a modern smart phone, barbarian.
 
2020-09-25 11:41:21 AM  

TheGreatGazoo: AirForceVet: I like WAPs as I've experienced several over my sex life.

Better than vaginas lined with sandpaper.

There is a wide range of 'happy medium', but at both extremes it sucks.  It can be like farking a jar of jelly.


And you know this how?
 
2020-09-25 11:43:43 AM  

Schmerd1948: TheGreatGazoo: AirForceVet: I like WAPs as I've experienced several over my sex life.

Better than vaginas lined with sandpaper.

There is a wide range of 'happy medium', but at both extremes it sucks.  It can be like farking a jar of jelly.

And you know this how?


The product's name wasn't always Smuckers.
 
2020-09-25 11:46:40 AM  
The answer, as always...
 
2020-09-25 11:46:57 AM  
I'll admit I had to UD.com to figure out what a WAP was. I've never considered a wet one to be a problem, actually, quite preferable. WTF?

/ Not gonna RTFA
 
2020-09-25 11:46:58 AM  

Schmerd1948: TheGreatGazoo: AirForceVet: I like WAPs as I've experienced several over my sex life.

Better than vaginas lined with sandpaper.

There is a wide range of 'happy medium', but at both extremes it sucks.  It can be like farking a jar of jelly.

And you know this how?


He put a jar of jelly up his ass and it felt like sandpaper?
 
2020-09-25 12:01:01 PM  
Now I miss my ex that I used to call Puddles.  Well, I miss parts of her.
 
2020-09-25 12:12:18 PM  
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2020-09-25 12:15:58 PM  

McGrits: Did someone say slip n slide?

[YouTube video: Thunderpussy - Thunderpussy (Live on KEXP)]


I like how the intro on public radio would have had to say, "and now we welcome thunder pussy into the studio."
 
2020-09-25 12:15:59 PM  
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Feels like farking NOTHING AT ALL! NOTHING AT ALL! NOTHING AT ALL!
 
2020-09-25 12:47:55 PM  

Cajnik: McGrits: Did someone say slip n slide?

[YouTube video: Thunderpussy - Thunderpussy (Live on KEXP)]

I like how the intro on public radio would have had to say, "and now we welcome thunder pussy into the studio."


KEXP is awesome for playing all forms of music, and yes they had to introduce Thunderpussy with a straight face as if it were nothing. The whole set is available and they even talk about the Thunderpussy dancers.
 
2020-09-25 1:21:58 PM  
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2020-09-25 2:28:10 PM  

TheGreatGazoo: AirForceVet: I like WAPs as I've experienced several over my sex life.

Better than vaginas lined with sandpaper.

There is a wide range of 'happy medium', but at both extremes it sucks.  It can be like farking a jar of jelly.


'Cause jam don't shake like that.

https://wwq.youtube.com/watch?v=KxaOz​6​s40s8
 
2020-09-25 2:29:32 PM  

phenn: Antibiotics, you oozing binch.


omg

*throws lunch in the garbage can*
 
2020-09-25 2:37:04 PM  

phenn: Antibiotics, you oozing binch.


Well if you leave the scabs on it's too scratchy. Once you pick them off it's smoooooth going.

/hork
 
2020-09-25 3:34:47 PM  

Yellow Beard: Just put some sand in there. He'll get plenty of friction.


I have you favorited as (favorite: Just because the roller coaster is broken doesn't mean they close the whole amusement park.)

I think that should be the answer again
 
2020-09-25 3:42:25 PM  

mudpants: Yellow Beard: Just put some sand in there. He'll get plenty of friction.

I have you favorited as (favorite: Just because the roller coaster is broken doesn't mean they close the whole amusement park.)

I think that should be the answer again


I love it. Thanks for the chuckle
 
2020-09-25 4:31:24 PM  
Her boyfriend must bust within a minutue
 
2020-09-25 4:37:59 PM  
Take a nice long trip to Las Vegas, Paris and Japan. It won't stop the dripping, but you'll be so rich from the perverts willing to shell out gobs of cash to sit under the line of fire that you won't care.
 
2020-09-25 10:40:01 PM  
Who could possibly have a problem with this? I had a GF once who could wet two sets of sheets, no problemo. I was mighty fine with it.
 
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