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(Fox 31 Denver)   Moose sharpens horns on parked car. Squirrel still nuts   (kdvr.com) divider line
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2020-09-25 9:50:54 AM  
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2020-09-25 9:52:07 AM  
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2020-09-25 9:52:22 AM  
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2020-09-25 10:28:12 AM  
Moose don't have horns. They have antlers.
 
2020-09-25 10:31:45 AM  
Mynd you, møøse keying can be pretti nasti...
 
2020-09-25 10:39:45 AM  

Walker: Moose don't have horns. They have antlers.


Call the Science Patrol.  They know how to deal with Antlar.

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2020-09-25 10:45:40 AM  
And fark this car in particular.
 
2020-09-25 10:46:07 AM  
I'm cracking up at him flicking his tongue so nonchalantly.
 
2020-09-25 10:46:50 AM  
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2020-09-25 10:54:37 AM  

MBooda: Mynd you, møøse keying can be pretti nasti...


Gonna be an interesting insurance claim, too.
 
2020-09-25 11:26:32 AM  
was going to watch....but a 30 sec commercial.....never mind
 
2020-09-25 11:26:49 AM  
I like how he completely didn't care about the car horn going off.
 
2020-09-25 11:34:58 AM  
Ride you Bicycle in my woods. I sharpen my horns on your car.
 
2020-09-25 11:38:43 AM  

DrupyDrawrs: was going to watch....but a 30 sec commercial.....never mind


you can skip the commercial in five seconds. That website, like all news websites, needs to get revenue somewhere.
 
2020-09-25 11:41:49 AM  
Probably saw his reflection in the clean black car's finish. Juvenile male moose just practicing sparring for when his pee pee gets bigger.

/ shame about your Merc
 
2020-09-25 12:00:43 PM  
That doesn't even make any sense, Mr.....ah,...Winkle.

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2020-09-25 12:44:58 PM  
Wait, nobody's used this cliche yet?

"Sorry, sir, this parking space is closed.  M00se out front should've told you."
 
2020-09-25 1:02:19 PM  
the bike rack started it.
 
2020-09-25 1:45:29 PM  
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2020-09-25 4:51:22 PM  
I love moose, mooses. I know it's not meece.

Anyway, what is absolutely astonishing about them (and it's not the ocean-going moose who have a taste for seaweed) is their unbelievable SIZE! You think a Clydesdale horse is huge, and it is and it's bulkier, but a moose is BIGGER/TALLER. Their legs are like tent poles. Some people, not just children, could walk upright under one.

What I'm trying to say is that moose are very large.

And their bites can be nasti.
 
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