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(Colchester Gazette)   When god gives you potholes, make a road penis   (gazette-news.co.uk) divider line
    More: Amusing, Road, Banksy, Essex County Council, Pothole, The Road, Gannett, Colchester, road defects  
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2020-09-25 9:56:55 AM  
14 votes:
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2020-09-25 9:40:17 AM  
9 votes:
And thus, God spake:  Drivers of automobiles, thou are numerous before thy eyes.  I seepeth water below the asphalt layer and let it destroy the strata beloweth.  Behold the pothole that I create and knoweth that thy low profile tires are an affront to me and your rims dented shall be.
 
2020-09-25 9:45:44 AM  
8 votes:

flamark: You call that a pothole?


This. In Michigan, that's newly paved.
 
2020-09-25 10:34:14 AM  
7 votes:
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That's not a road penis, this is a road oenis.
 
2020-09-25 10:07:14 AM  
3 votes:
Also a solution.

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2020-09-25 12:48:01 PM  
2 votes:
You can get road penis at any truck stop and most rest areas.  It's one of the main reasons the interstate system exists.
 
TWX [TotalFark]
2020-09-25 10:46:16 AM  
2 votes:
Wanksy going on world tour?
 
2020-09-25 9:38:34 AM  
2 votes:
Someone is trying hard to fill some holes.
 
2020-09-25 11:22:47 AM  
1 vote:
Road Penis=REO Speedwagon tribute band.
 
2020-09-25 11:17:56 AM  
1 vote:
If the pot holes were really big he'd need to use black paint instead.
 
2020-09-25 11:11:54 AM  
1 vote:

monkeyboycjc: Montrealer here. This is giving me a chuckle.


Damn, aren't your potholes like a drowning hazard?
 
2020-09-25 10:03:29 AM  
1 vote:
Crybabies.

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Xai [TotalFark]
2020-09-25 9:40:35 AM  
1 vote:
FTA "quick to name the artist with a pseudonym linked to the name of street artist Banksy. "

Wanksy strikes again, huh...
 
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