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(Colchester Gazette)   When god gives you potholes, make a road penis   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Road, Banksy, Essex County Council, Pothole, The Road, Gannett, Colchester, road defects  
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2020-09-25 9:44:56 AM  
9 votes:
You call that a pothole?
Xai [TotalFark]
2020-09-25 9:40:35 AM  
9 votes:
FTA "quick to name the artist with a pseudonym linked to the name of street artist Banksy. "

Wanksy strikes again, huh...
2020-09-25 9:39:38 AM  
7 votes:

SpectroBoy: This is some OLD news. I mean like a year or two old.

No, this looks to be a more recent cocky response to potholes.

I wish the potholes that go unaddressed in the US were that shallow.
2020-09-25 10:03:29 AM  
5 votes:

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2020-09-25 9:40:17 AM  
4 votes:
And thus, God spake:  Drivers of automobiles, thou are numerous before thy eyes.  I seepeth water below the asphalt layer and let it destroy the strata beloweth.  Behold the pothole that I create and knoweth that thy low profile tires are an affront to me and your rims dented shall be.
2020-09-25 8:36:33 AM  
4 votes:
This is some OLD news. I mean like a year or two old.
2020-09-25 9:43:36 AM  
3 votes:
Modern problems require modern solutions.
2020-09-25 5:27:31 PM  
1 vote:

phenn: Crybabies.

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Looks like some streets on the east side in Portland.  Remained unimproved because the original developer didn't want to pay to pave them, and later the homeowners of course, didn't want to pay, either.
2020-09-25 11:55:57 AM  
1 vote:

stuffy: Whatever it takes to get the city off its ass.

'Cept the swastika
2020-09-25 11:31:05 AM  
1 vote:
Or you can paint a swastika to try and get the city to replace it sooner.
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Nothing is obscure on Fark.
2020-09-25 10:46:54 AM  
1 vote:

Gulper Eel: phenn: Crybabies.

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Dirt roads are great if that's where your elegant rural gentleman's farm or second home is - but annual grading after the spring thaw ain't cheap.

That is a secondary road and it only gets a grading every 3 years or so. Loosens your teeth up if you have a bouncy car like mine. They're actually working on it this week.
2020-09-25 10:07:14 AM  
1 vote:
Also a solution.

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