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(Colchester Gazette)   When god gives you potholes, make a road penis   (gazette-news.co.uk) divider line
    More: Amusing, Road, Banksy, Essex County Council, Pothole, The Road, Gannett, Colchester, road defects  
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2020-09-25 8:36:33 AM  
This is some OLD news. I mean like a year or two old.
 
2020-09-25 9:35:26 AM  
pot hoes in wevenhoe?
 
2020-09-25 9:38:34 AM  
Someone is trying hard to fill some holes.
 
M-G
2020-09-25 9:39:38 AM  

SpectroBoy: This is some OLD news. I mean like a year or two old.


No, this looks to be a more recent cocky response to potholes.

I wish the potholes that go unaddressed in the US were that shallow.
 
2020-09-25 9:40:17 AM  
And thus, God spake:  Drivers of automobiles, thou are numerous before thy eyes.  I seepeth water below the asphalt layer and let it destroy the strata beloweth.  Behold the pothole that I create and knoweth that thy low profile tires are an affront to me and your rims dented shall be.
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2020-09-25 9:40:35 AM  
FTA "quick to name the artist with a pseudonym linked to the name of street artist Banksy. "

Wanksy strikes again, huh...
 
2020-09-25 9:43:36 AM  
Modern problems require modern solutions.
 
2020-09-25 9:44:56 AM  
You call that a pothole?
 
2020-09-25 9:45:16 AM  
This story again. It was a good idea then, and a good idea now.

/ we should do this in 'merica
// too bad we spend all our money killing brown people all around the world
 
2020-09-25 9:45:44 AM  

flamark: You call that a pothole?


This. In Michigan, that's newly paved.
 
2020-09-25 9:56:17 AM  
".....offensive to passers-by, especially children."
Well then, better change the name of your snowflake town from Es SEX.
 
2020-09-25 9:56:40 AM  
Yeah, think I remember that story.


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2020-09-25 9:56:55 AM  
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2020-09-25 10:03:29 AM  
Crybabies.

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2020-09-25 10:07:14 AM  
Also a solution.

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2020-09-25 10:32:27 AM  

phenn: Crybabies.

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Dirt roads are great if that's where your elegant rural gentleman's farm or second home is - but annual grading after the spring thaw ain't cheap.
 
2020-09-25 10:33:57 AM  
Montrealer here. This is giving me a chuckle.
 
2020-09-25 10:34:14 AM  
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That's not a road penis, this is a road oenis.
 
TWX [TotalFark]
2020-09-25 10:46:16 AM  
Wanksy going on world tour?
 
2020-09-25 10:46:54 AM  

Gulper Eel: phenn: Crybabies.

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Dirt roads are great if that's where your elegant rural gentleman's farm or second home is - but annual grading after the spring thaw ain't cheap.


That is a secondary road and it only gets a grading every 3 years or so. Loosens your teeth up if you have a bouncy car like mine. They're actually working on it this week.
 
2020-09-25 11:11:54 AM  

monkeyboycjc: Montrealer here. This is giving me a chuckle.


Damn, aren't your potholes like a drowning hazard?
 
2020-09-25 11:17:56 AM  
If the pot holes were really big he'd need to use black paint instead.
 
2020-09-25 11:22:47 AM  
Road Penis=REO Speedwagon tribute band.
 
2020-09-25 11:23:13 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: monkeyboycjc: Montrealer here. This is giving me a chuckle.

Damn, aren't your potholes like a drowning hazard?


Yup. And during our winters we play pond hockey on 'em.
 
2020-09-25 11:31:05 AM  
Or you can paint a swastika to try and get the city to replace it sooner.
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2020-09-25 11:41:23 AM  
Whatever it takes to get the city off its ass.
 
2020-09-25 11:55:57 AM  

stuffy: Whatever it takes to get the city off its ass.


'Cept the swastika
 
2020-09-25 12:47:27 PM  
I was thinking more along the lines of a sculpture, perhaps modelled on a classical milestone and phallic tribute to Hermes, the God of travelllers, thieves, children and Christmas sales.

But paintings will work also. After all, they will have to spray something on the painting, and they have plenty of road tar already since they rarely use any outside of Election campaigns.
 
2020-09-25 12:48:01 PM  
You can get road penis at any truck stop and most rest areas.  It's one of the main reasons the interstate system exists.
 
2020-09-25 12:50:44 PM  
Life is a Highway. Screw it. -- Tom Cochraine

This is not a rick-roll:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3sM​jm​9Eloo
 
2020-09-25 5:27:31 PM  

phenn: Crybabies.

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Looks like some streets on the east side in Portland.  Remained unimproved because the original developer didn't want to pay to pave them, and later the homeowners of course, didn't want to pay, either.
 
2020-09-25 9:48:15 PM  
#1 for 10 weeks in Italy in 1981...and absolutely nothing on the charts anywhere else, afaik.

It's from a deeply stupid movie with Willie Aames where she got all the way nekkid and hey, where'd everybody go?

Phoebe Cates - Paradise (Discoring '82)
Youtube q_RPaoRcy3c
 
2020-09-25 10:04:47 PM  

WelldeadLink: Someone is trying hard to fill some holes.


Or at least to fill in a crack.
 
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