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(NHL)   Will the Lightning take Game 4 and go up 3-1 in the Stanley Cup Finals? Or will the Stars win to even the series at 2 apiece? Anybody got any more goon juice? Find out at 8:00 PM ET on NBC   (nhl.com) divider line
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2020-09-25 12:11:12 AM  
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2020-09-25 1:15:56 AM  
Insufficiently soon.
 
2020-09-25 2:09:44 AM  
Not soon, but it will be soon enough.

Go Bolts! If they play like they did in Game 3, Dallas doesn't have a chance.
 
2020-09-25 4:47:36 AM  
I'm getting an early start on my drinking. It's fresh hop season so I've picked up a couple of the local fresh-hopped IPAs along with an Imperial Stout from a fairly new brewery that's being putting out some quality beers in the last year.
I'll have to rely on residual buzz for Friday's game since I have to get up at an ungodly hour Saturday morning.
 
2020-09-25 6:44:30 AM  
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2020-09-25 6:57:48 AM  
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2020-09-25 7:57:30 AM  
Go Enough Winners to Force Game 7!
 
2020-09-25 8:11:53 AM  
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2020-09-25 8:49:00 AM  
Bold prediction: Stars win 4-2.
 
2020-09-25 9:36:39 AM  
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2020-09-25 10:16:44 AM  
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2020-09-25 12:44:19 PM  
Pregame viewing: so what actually happened when the storm stuck Edmonton as they were building the bubble?

Inside the Bubble: Storm hits Edmonton
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2020-09-25 2:53:52 PM  
Go Bolts!
 
2020-09-25 3:02:32 PM  
official word: No Stamkos tonight
 
2020-09-25 3:14:10 PM  
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2020-09-25 3:58:47 PM  
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2020-09-25 3:59:19 PM  
And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:

1.       Lame headline from ESPN, greenlit the night before.
2.       Johnny Sex.
3.       Hating on Bergman.
4.       SOON.jpg
5.       Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg
6.       Quarantine/Self-isolate yourself, Pierre.
7.       Mike Milbury hates the Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist.
8.       Too Much Man.
9.       Intermission GIF Party.
10.   Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
11.   Danger Zone.
12.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
13.   Game On.
14.   Goonjuice.
15.   Bonus Hockey.
16.   Gredunza.
17.   TIED.
18.   UNTIED.
19.   Damn early/late starts.
20.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
21.   Mastodon.
22.   "The play is under review."
23.   Reviewitorium.gif
24.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
25.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
26.   Pics of Dinner.
27.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
28.   Badge Talk/Token post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
29.   Handbags.
30.   Glass Pounders.
31.   {Team} because {Player}
32.   Mocking Canadians.
33.   Mocking Americans.
34.   Fark Cancer.
35.   Fark COVID.
36.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
37.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
38.   Elliotte Friedman's beard.
39.   TING!
40.   Long Change:  DRINK!
41.   DAGGER!
42.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
43.   Slash GIF.
44.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
45.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
46.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
47.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
48.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
50.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
51.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
52.   Annoying Leafs fans
53.   ITG Bruins Fans
54.   Annoying Penguins Airhorn Fans
55.   Trolling for Penguins fans
56.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
57.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
58.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
59.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
60.   STFU about advanced stats
61.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
62.   Atlantic Division complaining
63.   Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
64.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
65.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
66.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
67.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
68.   The Docisms of Doc Emrick
69.   (Goalies name here) says NO!
 
2020-09-25 4:00:02 PM  
The possibility exists that I'll miss maybe the first period tonight.  I'm trapped in some DMV-related problems.

/Go More Hockey
//Stars Because Pavelski
///2 minutes for slashing
 
2020-09-25 4:04:53 PM  
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2020-09-25 4:09:30 PM  
I am proud of how "Mike Milbury" jokes have spread throughout Fark.
 
2020-09-25 4:10:59 PM  

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/Mike Milbury thinks series should end after Game 4
 
2020-09-25 4:16:05 PM  

desertgeek: Pregame viewing: so what actually happened when the storm stuck Edmonton as they were building the bubble?

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That was interesting & well worth the five minutes, thanks.
 
2020-09-25 4:19:47 PM  
No Stamkos is not surprising.  Going into the finals I figured that they would dress him for one game, let him skate a couple of shifts, officially qualify for getting his name on The Cup (assuming that they win & ignoring that he qualified due to regular season games played/injury), & then back to watching from the stands.

His goal was just an awesome bonus.  Too bad it didn't stand as the GWG.
 
2020-09-25 4:39:11 PM  

desertgeek: official word: No Stamkos tonight


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2020-09-25 4:57:47 PM  

Recoil Therapy: No Stamkos is not surprising.  Going into the finals I figured that they would dress him for one game, let him skate a couple of shifts, officially qualify for getting his name on The Cup (assuming that they win & ignoring that he qualified due to regular season games played/injury), & then back to watching from the stands.

His goal was just an awesome bonus.  Too bad it didn't stand as the GWG.


Steve Dangle had several thoughts on the Stamkos situation in his Game 3 recap:

Cup Check: The Mystery of Steven Stamkos
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2020-09-25 5:24:34 PM  
Speaking of Mr. Dangle, I learned from his podcast that the Dallas Stars have been hosting watch parties in their arena since the Western Conference Finals in what looks like it could be a trial run for allowing partial attendance at games next season.  Attendance is capped at 20% of capacity, masks are mandatory, all cashless transactions at the arena, and every group has their own pod (so your family would get its own mini-section surrounded by empty seats).  Should start at 3:02:

Bubble Bursting | The Steve Dangle Podcast
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2020-09-25 5:51:10 PM  
With the back-to-back games, if the Lightning win tonight, they could lift the Stanley Cup tomorrow.
 
2020-09-25 6:13:02 PM  
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2020-09-25 6:35:21 PM  
Mike Milbury is changing his last name to Mike Chapstick.
 
2020-09-25 6:45:31 PM  
Mike Milbury is the butterbar who farked up FightDirector's leg.
 
2020-09-25 6:50:52 PM  
Possible badge post, fire drill at work may keep me busy into the night. And tomorrow...
 
2020-09-25 6:59:16 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: I am proud of how "Mike Milbury" jokes have spread throughout Fark.


I explained to my girlfriend that Mike Milbury is the anti-Chuck Norris.
 
2020-09-25 7:02:17 PM  
I need this weekend.
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2020-09-25 7:11:14 PM  

Polish Hussar: Speaking of Mr. Dangle, I learned from his podcast that the Dallas Stars have been hosting watch parties in their arena since the Western Conference Finals in what looks like it could be a trial run for allowing partial attendance at games next season.  Attendance is capped at 20% of capacity, masks are mandatory, all cashless transactions at the arena, and every group has their own pod (so your family would get its own mini-section surrounded by empty seats).  Should start at 3:02:

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NBC has shown footage from those at times. Because the NHL is so reliant on live crowds, it's no surprise that some teams are going to try stuff out (whether on their own or at the league's request). Considering that you have two teams from states where their COVID restrictions are less stringent (Florida stupidly announced today that bars and restaurants can go to full capacity), it makes sense for Dallas to try things and I suspect Tampa has something going, too.
 
2020-09-25 7:13:02 PM  
Mike Milbury asks Girl Scouts if they get badge posts.
 
2020-09-25 7:16:23 PM  

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2020-09-25 7:18:20 PM  
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2020-09-25 7:19:23 PM  
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2020-09-25 7:32:09 PM  
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2020-09-25 7:35:12 PM  
Clearly there are no Rangers fans in this apartment building.
 
2020-09-25 7:35:31 PM  
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2020-09-25 7:36:03 PM  
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2020-09-25 7:38:07 PM  
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2020-09-25 7:38:29 PM  
Mike Milbury thinks O.J. is actually trying to find the real killer.
 
2020-09-25 7:40:41 PM  

robertus: Clearly there are no Rangers fans in this apartment building.





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2020-09-25 7:41:18 PM  
I will be in this thread as soon as I get dinner ready.
 
2020-09-25 7:41:52 PM  
2020 Masterton Trophy winner Booby Ryan placed on waivers.  Sometimes the business side of the game sucks.

Let's go Game Four.
 
2020-09-25 7:42:30 PM  
Mike Milbury thinks French pre-dreadnought design was unparalleled in its greatness.

French Pre-Dreadnoughts - When Hotels go to War
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2020-09-25 7:45:01 PM  

Polish Hussar: Mike Milbury thinks French pre-dreadnought design was unparalleled in its greatness.

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2020-09-25 7:47:25 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Polish Hussar: Mike Milbury thinks French pre-dreadnought design was unparalleled in its greatness.

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When did Dennis Miller enter the thread??

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