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(CNN)   2020 presents the cure for 2020: the firenado. "One ... was rated an EF-2, with winds up to 125 miles per hour. The other had winds of up to 100 miles per hour and was rated an EF-1"   (cnn.com) divider line
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2020-09-25 2:00:29 AM  
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2020-09-25 6:37:52 AM  
If 2020 was a movie pitch it would be rejected for being too outlandish.

First there is this guy, he is orange a narcissist and he runs the country.
Then we have this, this you know -- Pandemic--and and a bunch of this orange guys followers don't believe it exists cuz the orange guy says not to so they make it worse not better! Panting...then we have so many hurricanes we have to start using the Greek Alphabet a real release the Kraken kind of year...and then and then...the fires break out along the whole west coast (and some earthquakes) but they they, then they spawn Firenados.

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow...How did you come up with Firenados?

Super easy barely an inconvenience.
 
2020-09-25 6:39:50 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: If 2020 was a movie pitch it would be rejected for being too outlandish.

First there is this guy, he is orange a narcissist and he runs the country.
Then we have this, this you know -- Pandemic--and and a bunch of this orange guys followers don't believe it exists cuz the orange guy says not to so they make it worse not better! Panting...then we have so many hurricanes we have to start using the Greek Alphabet a real release the Kraken kind of year...and then and then...the fires break out along the whole west coast (and some earthquakes) but they they, then they spawn Firenados.

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow...How did you come up with Firenados?

Super easy barely an inconvenience.


2012 and The Day After Tomorrow were filmed. Besides the cult, it has as much derp.
 
2020-09-25 6:45:00 AM  
For the love of pants, this meme has to stop.

NOTHING THAT HAPPENED IN 2020 IS BAD LUCK.


The fires and storms are an indirect consequence of anthropogenic global warming that we've been ignoring for decades.
Enough Americans (2 in 5 being A-OK with fascism is way too many; not even Nazi Germany was that bad) voted for Trump back in '16 that we gotta deal with him, and he cut loose the folks in charge of pandemic planning.  The next pandemic was a matter of if, not when, and others were contained until Americans decided sociopathy was cool.

2020 isn't the exception; it's only going to get worse from here because Americans are spoiled children who don't do their homework, clean their rooms, or eat their vegetables.
 
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2020-09-25 6:53:56 AM  

dragonchild: For the love of pants, this meme has to stop ...


It's just a way for people to admit frustration in a "what else could go wrong" kind of way.  No one thinks it's just bad luck, or at least like you said, they shouldn't.
 
2020-09-25 7:09:31 AM  

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That plane's still flying; therefore, it's not one of his:

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2020-09-25 7:20:03 AM  

dragonchild: For the love of pants, this meme has to stop.

NOTHING THAT HAPPENED IN 2020 IS BAD LUCK.

2020 isn't the exception; it's only going to get worse from here because Americans are spoiled children who don't do their homework, clean their rooms, or eat their vegetables.


I don't think anyone is attributing it to "bad luck" - But it is still amazing how many checks we've written have come due within the same year.

If you had murder hornets, plague, massive fires, endless hurricanes, firenadoes, attempts at fascism, publicly flaunted political corruption, tilts toward world war, wags with China AND Russia, And Germany making Inroads with Russia while being part of the EU - Concentration camps identified in TWO of the world's Superpowers, along with riots and police brutality in multiple countries all at the same (ish) time... and tried to fit that into a 2 hour movie...

Man, SCI-FI channel would tell you to kick rocks and split that up into 5 separate movies.

It's not luck, but it Is something of a spectacle.  Like someone ordered up the Greatest Hits of the 20th Century.
 
2020-09-25 7:33:37 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: If 2020 was a movie pitch it would be rejected for being too outlandish.

First there is this guy, he is orange a narcissist and he runs the country.
Then we have this, this you know -- Pandemic--and and a bunch of this orange guys followers don't believe it exists cuz the orange guy says not to so they make it worse not better! Panting...then we have so many hurricanes we have to start using the Greek Alphabet a real release the Kraken kind of year...and then and then...the fires break out along the whole west coast (and some earthquakes) but they they, then they spawn Firenados.

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow...How did you come up with Firenados?

Super easy barely an inconvenience.


Forgetting the riots.
Oh, and the financial crisis/unemployment.
 
2020-09-25 7:49:52 AM  
Ah, yes, fire - "the Biblical cleanser!"
 
2020-09-25 8:13:21 AM  
At this point, I am just glad that it's not a firesharknado... Especially with the gorillacano being inoperable due to budget cuts.
 
2020-09-25 9:24:18 AM  

uttertosh: At this point, I am just glad that it's not a firesharknado... Especially with the gorillacano being inoperable due to budget cuts.


The next... "improvement?"... to the firenado would be that it automagically hurled exploding pinecones tens of miles away.
 
2020-09-25 10:00:55 AM  

uttertosh: At this point, I am just glad that it's not a firesharknado... Especially with the gorillacano being inoperable due to budget cuts.

With freakin' lasers attached to their heads. It's been that kind of year.
 
2020-09-25 11:20:08 AM  
Sorelian's Ghost: If 2020 was a movie pitch it would be rejected for being too outlandish.

First there is this guy, he is orange a narcissist and he runs the country.
Then we have this, this you know -- Pandemic--and and a bunch of this orange guys followers don't believe it exists cuz the orange guy says not to so they make it worse not better! Panting...then we have so many hurricanes we have to start using the Greek Alphabet a real release the Kraken kind of year...and then and then...the fires break out along the whole west coast (and some earthquakes) but they they, then they spawn Firenados.

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow...How did you come up with Firenados?

Super easy barely an inconvenience.

Release the Kraken; Not until 2021... maybe 2022 if they don't get the stadium ready by then.
 
2020-09-25 11:26:40 AM  

uttertosh: At this point, I am just glad that it's not a firesharknado... Especially with the gorillacano being inoperable due to budget cuts.


The gorillacano isn't inoperable; it's being hidden underground in two places... under an amusement park in NW Wyoming, and onshore of shaky San Fran in the mountains
 
2020-09-25 11:50:23 AM  

Mikeyworld: uttertosh: At this point, I am just glad that it's not a firesharknado... Especially with the gorillacano being inoperable due to budget cuts.

The gorillacano isn't inoperable; it's being hidden underground in two places... under an amusement park in NW Wyoming, and onshore of shaky San Fran in the mountains


Well, that's 2 of the silliest places to put our only true defence against sharknados. What were they thinking?!?
 
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