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(Politico)   Election in a competitive House District in Minnesota has been cancelled by state law and the seat will remain vacant until a special election in February due to the death of a "major party candidate"... The Legalize Marijuana Now Party candidate   (politico.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Walter Mondale, Minnesota secretary of state, Vice President of the United States, special election, Norm Coleman, Republican Jason Lewis, Early voting, Secretary of State Steve Simon  
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2020-09-24 10:20:06 PM  
19 votes:

dstanley: I'm still voting for Angie. What does this do to our not yet-received absentee ballots?


They've all been shredded and Minnesota was given to Trump, because you have good genes.
 
2020-09-24 11:34:00 PM  
14 votes:

Spartapuss: 38 years old. Still like marijuana is worth it?


So you're assuming he was killed by marijuana? How? Crushed under a bail of it?
 
2020-09-24 11:34:47 PM  
11 votes:

Bandito King: Spartapuss: 38 years old. Still like marijuana is worth it?

So you're assuming he was killed by marijuana? How? Crushed under a bail of it?


No that was Becky.
 
2020-09-24 11:30:36 PM  
10 votes:
38 years old. Still like marijuana is worth it?
 
2020-09-24 11:35:05 PM  
9 votes:
I don't think Legalize Marijuana Now has ever had a candidate elected.

They are not even our only pot party!  We have two, because apparently the original party split over some issue.  (Not sure what is contentious about legalizing weed among weed smokers, but in MN, our pot party managed to find out!)
 
2020-09-25 12:26:16 AM  
7 votes:

To Wish Impossible Things: Also, for anyone not from Minnesota, Jerry Lewis (also mentioned in the article) is a giant pile of garbage.

Huge pile.  Think younger, more hateful, Rush Limbaugh who is (of course) a Trumper.


But the French love him.
 
2020-09-24 11:37:11 PM  
6 votes:
The LMNoP?
 
2020-09-24 11:24:08 PM  
5 votes:

Walker: dstanley: I'm still voting for Angie. What does this do to our not yet-received absentee ballots?

They've all been shredded and Minnesota was given to Trump, because you have good genes.


So you have that going for you.
 
2020-09-25 1:30:43 AM  
2 votes:
Elements of this article that would have been hard to fathom in 1995, ranked:


3. In a tweet Thursday, [Congresswoman] Craig wrote she "was deeply saddened to hear the tragic news of Adam Weeks' passing earlier this week" and said that she and her wife are praying for his family.

2. The Legal Marijuana Now party is considered a major party under Minnesota law

1. This decision has huge implications for Craig, who faces a well-funded GOP opponent in a district that President Donald Trump narrowly carried in 2016.
 
2020-09-25 12:35:26 AM  
2 votes:
Wow, there really is no level too low for third-party candidates to stoop to in order to screw up an election, huh?

/I keed
//Condolences to his family.
 
2020-09-25 12:13:34 AM  
2 votes:

JAGChem82: The LMNoP?


Hi!

/ J/K
 
2020-09-24 11:35:33 PM  
2 votes:
I thought stoners were mellow.
 
2020-09-25 12:01:31 AM  
1 vote:

Spartapuss: Bandito King: Spartapuss: 38 years old. Still like marijuana is worth it?

So you're assuming he was killed by marijuana? How? Crushed under a bail of it?

No that was Becky.


No, Becky died after she injected one marijuana into her eyeball.
 
2020-09-24 11:44:44 PM  
1 vote:

Spartapuss: Bandito King: Spartapuss: 38 years old. Still like marijuana is worth it?

So you're assuming he was killed by marijuana? How? Crushed under a bail of it?

No that was Becky.


I'm pretty sure that was Taylor Swift.
 
2020-09-24 11:39:12 PM  
1 vote:
As someone from a state that elected a dead guy over John Ashcroft, this is pretty weak Minnesota.
 
2020-09-24 11:34:19 PM  
1 vote:

Spartapuss: 38 years old. Still like marijuana is worth it?


Really?  Why bother if you're not going to put any effort into it.
 
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