Gyrfalcon: I entered the worship of Kali last week.
iheartscotch: Gyrfalcon: I entered the worship of Kali last week.[Fark user image image 425x353]/ KALI MA! KALI MA!
bughunter: WTF is "the mating signal?"
Dave The Slushy: Befuddled: I joined 'The Church Of Santa' instead.Instead of communion wafers and wine in church, you eat McDonald's and drink Coke at Walmart?
JolobinSmokin: What about Bob?/Church of the Subgenius
The Death Of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg My Need To Be The Constant Center Of Attention Pushed Me To Join The Satanic Temple
by Jamie Smith
bughunter: gnarlywizzard: The Satanic Temple arent real satanists, their tenets are trash (for a satanic group i mean, as a social justice activist org these are excellent tenets)IMO a legit satanist group at bare minimum should be following LaVey's Rules of the Earth. Any ethos kinder than that just doesn't have the guts to wield true Satanic PowerFrom the list:5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.WTF is "the mating signal?"[media.giphy.com image 320x179]
Befuddled: I joined 'The Church Of Santa' instead.
bughunter: 2farknfunny: that's nothing, it's not like they became a Methodist.I liked that./or even worse, an episcopalian
Circle Girl: AsparagusFTW: CSB: Got black out drunk a few years back. A few days later this came to my door from Amazon. Still an honor to wear it out to those fancy stores like WalMart or the DollarTree.[media.s-bol.com image 550x641]I read somewhere that the upside-down cross isn't actually a satanic symbol, it's an old Catholic one. 🙃
We Ate the Necco Wafers: DoBeDoBeLurk: We Ate the Necco Wafers: Bennie Crabtree: This has to be a false flag written by an Evangelical who thinks they can frame Antifa.I refuse to believe this is real. Not gonna click to find out.That's what I think this is too. It plays right into the hands of the religious right so perfectly that only an idiot would write such an article now.RTFA or even TFThread, you warriors of image and good taste. TST is a political organization fighting for the separation of church and state. Anyone who was going to scream OMG, SATAN!! and change their freaking political alignmentdue to this news was already beyond help and people who would use it as ammo are preaching to their choir.The only reason I haven't put in for my Satanist card is I suspect they would pressure me to frame my lack of belief in a god as Atheism and homie don't play caving to authority like that.Republicans have a clear path to stealing the election no matter who the hell wins. Spend your concern on something other than people mentioning they've joined a political organization with a scary name.You seem to think that actions don't have consequences, yet as was shown above, this story has legs and is already trending on social media. The timing could not have been worse to write this stupid article.No one in this thread is saying that the Satanic Temple is about worshipping Satan, but you can bet your ass that it's a useful tool to beat the sheep over the head about how the Left is aligned with Satan and all good God fearing people should vote for Trump because that's a vote for God.So my comment only goes to the stupidity or malice in writing and publishing this story. It does nothing to help the progressive cause and only lights a fire under the Religious Right. We don't need more fires this year.
baxterdog: Weatherkiss: [filmdaily.co image 850x566]Yeah, I'm down to worship him.He's cool and very handsome but it doesn't come across that he needs adoration, just some sex and drugs, and reconciliation with his father.This is from my extensive studies of his tv show. :!
iheartscotch: I find that I identify more and more with The Rebel Angel.The Abrahamic God, as portrayed in the Bible is a violent psychopath. And Lucifer has had enough of God's shiat./ I prefer Gods that do no require constant validation.
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