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(Huffington Post)   FarkPol ready headline: The Death Of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Pushed Me To Join The Satanic Temple. "I am not the type of person who would normally consider becoming a Satanist, but these are not normal times"   (huffpost.com) divider line
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2020-09-24 11:59:36 PM  
30 votes:
CSB: Got black out drunk a few years back. A few days later this came to my door from Amazon. Still an honor to wear it out to those fancy stores like WalMart or the DollarTree.

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2020-09-25 1:03:47 AM  
16 votes:
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2020-09-25 12:23:31 AM  
13 votes:

Gyrfalcon: I entered the worship of Kali last week.


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/ KALI MA! KALI MA!
 
2020-09-25 12:29:05 AM  
7 votes:
Look, I like this guy, but I am not going to call him some kind of a supreme being or anything like that, okay ?

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I will still post pictures of him and say, I dont know, some kind of chant like Reaper was great, bring it back, or
THE PICARD !

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I know, I need help. Mostly a damn jorb spying on people again so I do not get so damn farking bored.

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HAIL RAY WISE
 
2020-09-25 12:26:02 AM  
6 votes:
What about Bob?

/Church of the Subgenius
 
2020-09-25 12:36:10 AM  
5 votes:

iheartscotch: Gyrfalcon: I entered the worship of Kali last week.

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/ KALI MA! KALI MA!


We should not religious-shame random people online. Have a heart...
 
2020-09-25 2:05:37 AM  
4 votes:

bughunter: WTF is "the mating signal?"


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2020-09-25 1:40:57 AM  
4 votes:
I joined 'The Church Of Santa' instead.
 
2020-09-25 1:47:33 AM  
3 votes:

Dave The Slushy: Befuddled: I joined 'The Church Of Santa' instead.

Instead of communion wafers and wine in church, you eat McDonald's and drink Coke at Walmart?


That or cookies and milk which symbolizes cookies and milk.
 
2020-09-25 1:09:21 AM  
3 votes:

JolobinSmokin: What about Bob?

/Church of the Subgenius


2021 will be the Slackopalypse.

/callin' it now
 
2020-09-25 12:45:03 AM  
3 votes:
The Death Of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg My Need To Be The Constant Center Of Attention Pushed Me To Join The Satanic Temple
by Jamie Smith
Guest Writer
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2020-09-25 1:59:11 AM  
2 votes:

bughunter: gnarlywizzard: The Satanic Temple arent real satanists, their tenets are trash (for a satanic group i mean, as a social justice activist org these are excellent tenets)

IMO a legit satanist group at bare minimum should be following LaVey's Rules of the Earth. Any ethos kinder than that just doesn't have the guts to wield true Satanic Power

From the list:

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

WTF is "the mating signal?"

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Flashing headlights.
 
2020-09-25 1:48:57 AM  
2 votes:

Befuddled: I joined 'The Church Of Santa' instead.


Dyslexics Untied! Together we are estranged.
 
2020-09-25 1:27:40 AM  
2 votes:

bughunter: 2farknfunny: that's nothing, it's not like they became a Methodist.

I liked that.

/or even worse, an episcopalian


"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh*t-kickers and Methodists."

/hey I'm a cradle episcopalian
//and like all cradle episcopalians, I'm an atheist but I still go for the booze
///and thanks for the liked
////preview, what's it good for?
 
2020-09-25 1:07:29 AM  
2 votes:
that's nothing, it's not they became a Methodist.
 
2020-09-25 1:00:56 AM  
2 votes:
Oh, I thought it made them join the Republicans there for a minute.
 
2020-09-25 12:35:36 AM  
2 votes:

Circle Girl: AsparagusFTW: CSB: Got black out drunk a few years back. A few days later this came to my door from Amazon. Still an honor to wear it out to those fancy stores like WalMart or the DollarTree.

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I read somewhere that the upside-down cross isn't actually a satanic symbol, it's an old Catholic one.  🙃


certain. people were crucified upside down as they were considered heretics or really unholy. Also, some Roman  soldiers worked log days and those things were heavy as fark to lift, especially with a person on it.

yet that t-shirt sold. I have also never smoked meth, but. Huh- that shirt does not compel me to start doing that either. whew- it was close.
I already have bad teeth and consume too much coffee- I dont think the meth would help that
 
2020-09-25 12:24:24 AM  
2 votes:
While we're all very happy that you've found a way to express yourself through the Satanic Temple, all you've done is give free ammunition to idiots who lead morons.
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2020-09-25 4:32:25 AM  
1 vote:
Satan don't want me for a hellbeam, hellbeams are never made like me.
 
2020-09-25 4:13:46 AM  
1 vote:

We Ate the Necco Wafers: DoBeDoBeLurk: We Ate the Necco Wafers: Bennie Crabtree: This has to be a false flag written by an Evangelical who thinks they can frame Antifa.

I refuse to believe this is real. Not gonna click to find out.

That's what I think this is too. It plays right into the hands of the religious right so perfectly that only an idiot would write such an article now.

RTFA or even TFThread, you warriors of image and good taste. TST is a political organization fighting for the separation of church and state. Anyone who was going to scream OMG, SATAN!! and change their freaking political alignmentdue to this news was already beyond help and people who would use it as ammo are preaching to their choir.

The only reason I haven't put in for my Satanist card is I suspect they would pressure me to frame my lack of belief in a god as Atheism and homie don't play caving to authority like that.

Republicans have a clear path to stealing the election no matter who the hell wins. Spend your concern on something other than people mentioning they've joined a political organization with a scary name.

You seem to think that actions don't have consequences, yet as was shown above, this story has legs and is already trending on social media. The timing could not have been worse to write this stupid article.

No one in this thread is saying that the Satanic Temple is about worshipping Satan, but you can bet your ass that it's a useful tool to beat the sheep over the head about how the Left is aligned with Satan and all good God fearing people should vote for Trump because that's a vote for God.

So my comment only goes to the stupidity or malice in writing and publishing this story. It does nothing to help the progressive cause and only lights a fire under the Religious Right. We don't need more fires this year.


And if you think we're going to squeak by somehow by being inoffensiveyou're fooling yourself. Anything worth doing right now is going to piss off Republicans and/or Fundegelicals. They're not going to back off if we roll over or quiet down.

Shh, you can be an activist, but please don't mention it right now, when activism is one of the only paths we have available. What else did you want us to quiet down about, with the Supreme Court and the election under siege? Roe v. Wade? Gay rights? School vouchers?

You're scared because something is trending on social media? You're grasping at straws! We have less than a week until the goddamn debates. We're in the middle of a pandemic. One new Satanist isn't going to get the spotlight for more than a cycle, unless there's some actual child sacrifice involved.

Take a step back and orient yourself to the immediate threat, if you can handle it. Then maybe take some action without letting the threat of retaliation freeze you.
 
2020-09-25 2:13:51 AM  
1 vote:

baxterdog: Weatherkiss: [filmdaily.co image 850x566]

Yeah, I'm down to worship him.

He's cool and very handsome but it doesn't come across that he needs adoration, just some sex and drugs, and  reconciliation with his father.

This is from my extensive studies of his tv show. :!


You say sex and drugs like it's a bad thing.
 
2020-09-25 1:53:19 AM  
1 vote:
always worth a mention.....

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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https://www.britannica.com/topic/Flyi​n​g-Spaghetti-Monster

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
https://www.spaghettimonster.org/

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Flying Spaghetti Monster - Deity Of Pastafarian Social Movement
 
2020-09-25 1:31:46 AM  
1 vote:
The Satanic Temple arent real satanists, their tenets are trash (for a satanic group i mean, as a social justice activist org these are excellent tenets)

IMO a legit satanist group at bare minimum should be following LaVey's Rules of the Earth. Any ethos kinder than that just doesn't have the guts to wield true Satanic Power
 
2020-09-25 1:28:07 AM  
1 vote:
The Satanic Temple, doing the Lord's work.
 
2020-09-25 1:15:44 AM  
1 vote:

JolobinSmokin: What about Bob?

/Church of the Subgenius


He's been slacking.
 
2020-09-25 1:04:45 AM  
1 vote:
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Yeah, I'm down to worship him.
 
2020-09-25 12:40:04 AM  
1 vote:
Time to walk the left hand path, Richard.
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2020-09-25 12:35:07 AM  
1 vote:

Circle Girl: AsparagusFTW: CSB: Got black out drunk a few years back. A few days later this came to my door from Amazon. Still an honor to wear it out to those fancy stores like WalMart or the DollarTree.

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I read somewhere that the upside-down cross isn't actually a satanic symbol, it's an old Catholic one.  🙃


Hah. Nice. I am not religious at all. It wouldnt surprise me. Religion has no meaning to me. Just a super drunk buy.
 
2020-09-25 12:26:35 AM  
1 vote:

iheartscotch: I find that I identify more and more with The Rebel Angel.

The Abrahamic God, as portrayed in the Bible is a violent psychopath. And Lucifer has had enough of God's shiat.

/ I prefer Gods that do no require constant validation.


You should read Paradise Lost.  😇
 
2020-09-25 12:26:15 AM  
1 vote:
they have the best potlucks
 
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