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(Huffington Post)   FarkPol ready headline: The Death Of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Pushed Me To Join The Satanic Temple. "I am not the type of person who would normally consider becoming a Satanist, but these are not normal times"   (huffpost.com) divider line
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2020-09-25 1:48:57 AM  

Befuddled: I joined 'The Church Of Santa' instead.


Dyslexics Untied! Together we are estranged.
 
2020-09-25 1:53:19 AM  
always worth a mention.....

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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2020-09-25 1:58:12 AM  

gnarlywizzard: The Satanic Temple arent real satanists, their tenets are trash (for a satanic group i mean, as a social justice activist org these are excellent tenets)

IMO a legit satanist group at bare minimum should be following LaVey's Rules of the Earth. Any ethos kinder than that just doesn't have the guts to wield true Satanic Power


From the list:

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

WTF is "the mating signal?"

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2020-09-25 1:59:11 AM  

bughunter: gnarlywizzard: The Satanic Temple arent real satanists, their tenets are trash (for a satanic group i mean, as a social justice activist org these are excellent tenets)

IMO a legit satanist group at bare minimum should be following LaVey's Rules of the Earth. Any ethos kinder than that just doesn't have the guts to wield true Satanic Power

From the list:

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

WTF is "the mating signal?"

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Flashing headlights.
 
2020-09-25 2:05:37 AM  

bughunter: WTF is "the mating signal?"


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2020-09-25 2:13:51 AM  

baxterdog: Weatherkiss: [filmdaily.co image 850x566]

Yeah, I'm down to worship him.

He's cool and very handsome but it doesn't come across that he needs adoration, just some sex and drugs, and  reconciliation with his father.

This is from my extensive studies of his tv show. :!


You say sex and drugs like it's a bad thing.
 
2020-09-25 3:23:14 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Bennie Crabtree: This has to be a false flag written by an Evangelical who thinks they can frame Antifa.

I refuse to believe this is real. Not gonna click to find out.

That's what I think this is too. It plays right into the hands of the religious right so perfectly that only an idiot would write such an article now.


RTFA or even TFThread, you warriors of image and good taste. TST is a political organization fighting for the separation of church and state. Anyone who was going to scream OMG, SATAN!! and change their freaking political alignmentdue to this news was already beyond help and people who would use it as ammo are preaching to their choir.

The only reason I haven't put in for my Satanist card is I suspect they would pressure me to frame my lack of belief in a god as Atheism and homie don't play caving to authority like that.

Republicans have a clear path to stealing the election no matter who the hell wins. Spend your concern on something other than people mentioning they've joined a political organization with a scary name.
 
2020-09-25 3:32:32 AM  

alienated: RAY WISE


Ray Wise is the answer, no doubt about it.
 
2020-09-25 3:50:18 AM  

DoBeDoBeLurk: We Ate the Necco Wafers: Bennie Crabtree: This has to be a false flag written by an Evangelical who thinks they can frame Antifa.

I refuse to believe this is real. Not gonna click to find out.

That's what I think this is too. It plays right into the hands of the religious right so perfectly that only an idiot would write such an article now.

RTFA or even TFThread, you warriors of image and good taste. TST is a political organization fighting for the separation of church and state. Anyone who was going to scream OMG, SATAN!! and change their freaking political alignmentdue to this news was already beyond help and people who would use it as ammo are preaching to their choir.

The only reason I haven't put in for my Satanist card is I suspect they would pressure me to frame my lack of belief in a god as Atheism and homie don't play caving to authority like that.

Republicans have a clear path to stealing the election no matter who the hell wins. Spend your concern on something other than people mentioning they've joined a political organization with a scary name.


You seem to think that actions don't have consequences, yet as was shown above, this story has legs and is already trending on social media. The timing could not have been worse to write this stupid article.

No one in this thread is saying that the Satanic Temple is about worshipping Satan, but you can bet your ass that it's a useful tool to beat the sheep over the head about how the Left is aligned with Satan and all good God fearing people should vote for Trump because that's a vote for God.

So my comment only goes to the stupidity or malice in writing and publishing this story. It does nothing to help the progressive cause and only lights a fire under the Religious Right. We don't need more fires this year.
 
2020-09-25 4:13:46 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: DoBeDoBeLurk: We Ate the Necco Wafers: Bennie Crabtree: This has to be a false flag written by an Evangelical who thinks they can frame Antifa.

I refuse to believe this is real. Not gonna click to find out.

That's what I think this is too. It plays right into the hands of the religious right so perfectly that only an idiot would write such an article now.

RTFA or even TFThread, you warriors of image and good taste. TST is a political organization fighting for the separation of church and state. Anyone who was going to scream OMG, SATAN!! and change their freaking political alignmentdue to this news was already beyond help and people who would use it as ammo are preaching to their choir.

The only reason I haven't put in for my Satanist card is I suspect they would pressure me to frame my lack of belief in a god as Atheism and homie don't play caving to authority like that.

Republicans have a clear path to stealing the election no matter who the hell wins. Spend your concern on something other than people mentioning they've joined a political organization with a scary name.

You seem to think that actions don't have consequences, yet as was shown above, this story has legs and is already trending on social media. The timing could not have been worse to write this stupid article.

No one in this thread is saying that the Satanic Temple is about worshipping Satan, but you can bet your ass that it's a useful tool to beat the sheep over the head about how the Left is aligned with Satan and all good God fearing people should vote for Trump because that's a vote for God.

So my comment only goes to the stupidity or malice in writing and publishing this story. It does nothing to help the progressive cause and only lights a fire under the Religious Right. We don't need more fires this year.


And if you think we're going to squeak by somehow by being inoffensiveyou're fooling yourself. Anything worth doing right now is going to piss off Republicans and/or Fundegelicals. They're not going to back off if we roll over or quiet down.

Shh, you can be an activist, but please don't mention it right now, when activism is one of the only paths we have available. What else did you want us to quiet down about, with the Supreme Court and the election under siege? Roe v. Wade? Gay rights? School vouchers?

You're scared because something is trending on social media? You're grasping at straws! We have less than a week until the goddamn debates. We're in the middle of a pandemic. One new Satanist isn't going to get the spotlight for more than a cycle, unless there's some actual child sacrifice involved.

Take a step back and orient yourself to the immediate threat, if you can handle it. Then maybe take some action without letting the threat of retaliation freeze you.
 
2020-09-25 4:32:25 AM  
Satan don't want me for a hellbeam, hellbeams are never made like me.
 
2020-09-25 5:03:22 AM  

schecter: always worth a mention.....

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Encyclopædia Britannica
https://www.britannica.com/topic/Flyin​g-Spaghetti-Monster

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
https://www.spaghettimonster.org/

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R'amen!
 
2020-09-25 6:26:00 AM  
I'm not a fan of Satan, but at the same time the Church of Satan freaks out fundies and trad-cats, so I am completely down with the Church of Satan.
 
2020-09-25 6:54:15 AM  

AsparagusFTW: CSB: Got black out drunk a few years back. A few days later this came to my door from Amazon. Still an honor to wear it out to those fancy stores like WalMart or the DollarTree.

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Lol, and got that Cradle Of Filth "Jesus Is A C---t" shirt in the mail shortly after.

I'd post the pic of the shirt, but not up for a banhammer.
 
2020-09-25 7:10:46 AM  

Dave The Slushy: I'm a self described communist. In truth, I'm probably center-left at best (I own my own business), but in the US my radical ideas like properly funding public education and universal healthcare would be considered Stalinism. I honestly think that if I was in the US right now I would be stocking up on .45 and 7.62mm ammo.


And due to popularity and commonality among police/mil - any firearms that can utilize 9mm and 5.56

You know, in case some one drops a few extra rounds...
 
2020-09-25 8:01:46 AM  

DoBeDoBeLurk: they would pressure me to frame my lack of belief in a god as Atheism


I'd suggest the denotation of the word Atheism would pressure you to do the same, but call it whatever you want, friendo.
 
2020-09-25 8:08:48 AM  

alienated: Look, I like this guy, but I am not going to call him some kind of a supreme being or anything like that, okay ?

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I will still post pictures of him and say, I dont know, some kind of chant like Reaper was great, bring it back, or
THE PICARD !

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I know, I need help. Mostly a damn jorb spying on people again so I do not get so damn farking bored.

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HAIL RAY WISE


Reaper was a seriously under-rated show.

While Ray Wise is imminently stalk-able. You are really missing out not including Missy Peregrym.
 
2020-09-25 8:20:52 AM  

2farknfunny: that's nothing, it's not they became a Methodist.


Hexed (1993) Murderess Methodist
Youtube pEeUZJp-PWs
 
2020-09-25 10:02:04 AM  
Seems like those 7 tenets are an easy sale.

There are a lot crazier religions.
 
2020-09-25 12:31:46 PM  
The Exorcist, 2020

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2020-09-25 12:55:56 PM  

Circle Girl: AsparagusFTW: CSB: Got black out drunk a few years back. A few days later this came to my door from Amazon. Still an honor to wear it out to those fancy stores like WalMart or the DollarTree.

[media.s-bol.com image 550x641]

I read somewhere that the upside-down cross isn't actually a satanic symbol, it's an old Catholic one.  🙃


Several saints were crucified upside down because they didn't feel holy enough to emulate Jesus.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross​_​of_Saint_Peter
 
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