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2020-09-24 7:23:06 PM  
Let's get this one taken care of at the start of the thread.

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There. Carry on.
 
2020-09-24 8:04:08 PM  
I'm kind of surprised the Daisy is so low on the waifu list. I would hit that like a red shell.
 
2020-09-24 8:14:26 PM  
That nipple removal on Mario had a hell of an effect apparently
 
2020-09-24 8:22:20 PM  
I'd totally let Luigi do me.
 
2020-09-24 8:31:02 PM  

Ghastly: I'd totally let Luigi do me.


other way around? He doesn't seem like much of a top.
 
2020-09-24 8:33:40 PM  

Ghastly: I'd totally let Luigi do me.


There's a suck joke here.
 
2020-09-24 8:53:53 PM  
Luigi > Mario, in much the same way that Toad > Mario.

Mario is a prissy little glory hog who permitted success to go to his head, he long ago forgot his humble roots and no longer represents the working man. Luigi and Toad don't mind being in the background and truth be told, they actually prefer it and would feel uncomfortable preening as Mario often does. Luigi and Toad would shovel your elderly grandmother's driveway and refuse any form of payment sans hot chocolate so your grandmother can feel good about it, they just want to make the world a better place because it is about the team and not themselves.
 
2020-09-24 9:02:22 PM  

WoodyHayes: Luigi > Mario, in much the same way that Toad > Mario.

Mario is a prissy little glory hog who permitted success to go to his head, he long ago forgot his humble roots and no longer represents the working man. Luigi and Toad don't mind being in the background and truth be told, they actually prefer it and would feel uncomfortable preening as Mario often does. Luigi and Toad would shovel your elderly grandmother's driveway and refuse any form of payment sans hot chocolate so your grandmother can feel good about it, they just want to make the world a better place because it is about the team and not themselves.


Also, Luigi can jump higher.
 
2020-09-24 9:25:02 PM  
Luigi's Ballad ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO - Starbomb
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2020-09-24 9:57:21 PM  

Spartapuss: Ghastly: I'd totally let Luigi do me.

There's a suck joke here.


I always though he hung around Birdo 
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She can suck start a lawn mower.
 
2020-09-24 10:08:38 PM  

mindset zero: Spartapuss: Ghastly: I'd totally let Luigi do me.

There's a suck joke here.

I always though he hung around Birdo [mariowiki.com image 391x600]
She can suck start a lawn mower.


Is it still copacetic to mention Birdo is a boy or is that like deadnaming?
 
2020-09-24 10:36:27 PM  

The Bestest: Ghastly: I'd totally let Luigi do me.

other way around? He doesn't seem like much of a top.


69 it is then. Of did you think 2 bottoms ever stopped anyone from gaying it up?
 
2020-09-24 11:02:06 PM  

Spartapuss: mindset zero: Spartapuss: Ghastly: I'd totally let Luigi do me.

There's a suck joke here.

I always though he hung around Birdo [mariowiki.com image 391x600]
She can suck start a lawn mower.

Is it still copacetic to mention Birdo is a boy or is that like deadnaming?


After SM2 they changed him to a her for good.
 
2020-09-25 2:37:32 AM  
The fact that Birdo even made their list makes me want to walk away from the internet and sit huddled in my shower for a while.
 
2020-09-25 2:48:04 AM  
Hammer?
Huh. I would have gone with a "laying pipe" joke.
 
2020-09-25 5:30:38 AM  
I'm not surprised that Bowsette made #3.

If you don't know what Bowsette is, I advise against Googling it. Spare your sanity.
 
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