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(UPI)   "You've just set the record for skipping rope the most times in 30 seconds while wearing skates. What do you plan to do next?" "Um, re-evaluate my priorities?"   (upi.com) divider line
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2020-09-24 6:36:11 PM  
Meanwhile other people are busy trying to get greenlit
 
2020-09-24 6:38:56 PM  
I mean, there's a quarantine on. At least he's keeping himself busy.
 
2020-09-24 6:43:38 PM  
Sikh help buddy.
 
2020-09-24 6:55:27 PM  
As a Canadian I would like to point out: he was on wheels, not skates
 
2020-09-24 7:01:35 PM  
"Singh's other records include the most mamba tricks performed while skipping forwards in 30 seconds, the most reverse double under skips in 30 seconds, the most double under frogs in 30 seconds and the most skips in one minute (long rope)."

On his honeymoon, if his wife sees him holding a stopwatch near the bed, then she should lower her expectations.
 
2020-09-24 7:03:07 PM  
I'd say to just roll with it.
 
2020-09-24 8:02:59 PM  
My favorite part was the guy wandering in the background not giving a shiat.
 
2020-09-24 8:43:13 PM  
Cheat on your taxes, don't be a fool,
Now what was that they said about a Golden Rule?
Never mind the rules, just play to win,
And hate your neighbour for the shade of his skin.
Stab 'em in the back, that's the name of the game,
And mommy and daddy are who's to blame.
Skip a rope, skip a rope,
Just listen to your children while they play,
It's really not very funny, what the children say,
Skip a rope, skip a rope.
 
2020-09-24 9:24:42 PM  
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2020-09-24 10:45:14 PM  
What was the previous record or is this a whole new category that was invented?
 
2020-09-24 10:48:05 PM  

lilfry14: What was the previous record or is this a whole new category that was invented?


You beat me by mere seconds.
 
2020-09-25 12:15:21 AM  

jdmorgan82: lilfry14: What was the previous record or is this a whole new category that was invented?

You beat me by mere seconds.


Maybe I should contact Guiness and see if there's a world record for that?
 
2020-09-25 1:36:31 AM  

lilfry14: jdmorgan82: lilfry14: What was the previous record or is this a whole new category that was invented?

You beat me by mere seconds.

Maybe I should contact Guiness and see if there's a world record for that?


Yeah for a while I wondered why there are so many ridiculous records that normal people don't care about in that book but then I learned that it was originally intended to be used at bars (hence the Guinness association) to settle drunken arguments over weird and pointless things. With that in mind it makes sense that you'd have a pogo stick or jump rope or boiled egg eating  record in there.
 
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