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(Washington Post)   And I thought my dad was weird for bringing his own toilet paper when he went to visit Israel   (washingtonpost.com) divider line
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2020-09-24 7:19:11 PM  
That is a little odd
 
2020-09-24 9:43:40 PM  
Wash Hashanah
 
2020-09-24 9:43:49 PM  
He sounds a little touched.
 
2020-09-24 9:44:21 PM  
You don't really need to find out what's going on.
 
2020-09-24 9:45:25 PM  
Can't find it at the moment but someone on Twitter said something along the lines of "honestly this is pretty symbolic of US/Israeli relations in general" and his tweet was reported for violating German laws against anti-Semitism (he received the notification that no action was taken as a result, which is nice I guess.)
 
2020-09-24 9:46:06 PM  
So, double 'dooty' for Bill Barr:

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2020-09-24 9:52:11 PM  
Fark. There's no grift too small for these scumbags. I bet his suit pockets are stuffed to the gills with dinner mints.
 
2020-09-24 9:53:22 PM  
Wow. Just gonna embrace that stereotype, huh?
 
2020-09-24 9:57:48 PM  
So there's this tradition in the Israeli Defense Forces that when you're doing your mandatory service after high School, you bring your laundry home with you and your mom washes it. Like college, but even moreso -- it's literally regarded as a soldier's privilege, and mom is doing her civic, nay! military duty by alleviating you of that burden.

So while we here in the US might see this as being forced to wash this asshole's dirty drawers, in Israel the running joke is that he's taking his washing home for his mommy.
 
2020-09-24 9:58:34 PM  
I think we all know what we're all thinking.

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2020-09-24 10:01:42 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Wow. Just gonna embrace that stereotype, huh?


Seriously. I couldn't come up with a pettier stereotype if I tried.
 
2020-09-24 10:02:44 PM  

Sam Malone: Fark. There's no grift too small for these scumbags. I bet his suit pockets are stuffed to the gills with dinner mints.


Like foreign diplomats dodging parking tickets.

Parking Tickets
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2020-09-24 10:05:41 PM  
Curb Your Enthusiasm music?
 
2020-09-24 10:09:39 PM  
Launder it with liquid cocaine and he can extract it when he gets home and use it when he wants to come up with a new way to screw over people who have no way forward."
 
2020-09-24 10:52:15 PM  

RevCarter: So there's this tradition in the Israeli Defense Forces that when you're doing your mandatory service after high School, you bring your laundry home with you and your mom washes it. Like college, but even moreso -- it's literally regarded as a soldier's privilege, and mom is doing her civic, nay! military duty by alleviating you of that burden.

So while we here in the US might see this as being forced to wash this asshole's dirty drawers, in Israel the running joke is that he's taking his washing home for his mommy.


I mean, it's a pretty common trope, here's an example:
The Who - Substitute
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Substite - you phone my mum,
At least I'll get my washing done.


But it's not something for anyone to aspire to, and for the leader of a country to do it should be farking embarrassing.
 
2020-09-24 10:58:07 PM  

iron de havilland: Substite - you phone my mum,
At least I'll get my washing done.


Turns out I've misheard that lyric for much of my life.

Supposed to be,
Substitute you for my mum
At least I'll get my washing done
, apparently.

/TIL
 
2020-09-24 10:59:09 PM  

Sam Malone: Fark. There's no grift too small for these scumbags. I bet his suit pockets are stuffed to the gills with dinner mints.


I'm thinking more of what is in those suitcases that he is smuggling out of country.  Or what people are putting in the suitcases that he smuggles into country.
 
2020-09-24 11:09:06 PM  
If I were as corrupt as Netanyahu, I'd develop an obsession with cleaning everything I touched as well.  Can you imagine Trump's cleaning bill?   Or is he at the stage of just throwing things away after wearing things once?

Me?  I haven't even showered today.

/That's because I believe my shiat don't stink
 
2020-09-25 12:11:15 AM  
I guess he like to have the CIA pull out all the bugs that get put on him and/or he doesn't mind the CIA putting bugs in all of his cloths and listening in.
 
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