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(The Hill)   South Carolina man accused of working with ISIS to plot a series of bomb attacks across the US, though, his emails make it unclear whether he was a terrorist, or just looking for a Netflix development deal   (thehill.com) divider line
    More: News, Donald Trump, United States, Federal Bureau of Investigation, U.S. state, Trump Tower, police custody, Kristopher Sean Matthews, South Carolina man  
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2020-09-24 1:30:12 PM  
Why bother?
We're doing a fine job of terrorizing ourselves.
 
2020-09-24 2:21:21 PM  
I think subby must be in a comma
 
2020-09-24 2:36:11 PM  
You could say it was an...
<puts on sunglasses>
Arrested Development
 
2020-09-24 2:37:27 PM  
O'rly

Just before an election, too.
 
2020-09-24 2:37:36 PM  
So, was he a cop, or a member of the RNC?
 
2020-09-24 2:39:22 PM  
Matthews reportedly said that the terrorist attacks would give the men "rock star status baby,"

I feel like playing a guitar is an easier path to a write up in Pitchfork. You don't even have to be good.

In one discussion between the men, Molina allegedly said "we need to stick together, we need to defeat them, we need to take a lot of casualties," with potential targets including Trump Tower and the stock exchange in New York.

Why do these turds always want to come to NY?
 
2020-09-24 2:39:23 PM  
"we need to stick together, we need to defeat them, we need to take a lot of casualties,"

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2020-09-24 2:51:11 PM  
Obviously the script treatment had no slot for Blanche, so terrorist it must be.  Check with Siri, though, to be sure.
 
2020-09-24 2:53:39 PM  
Did the FBI bust him after giving him all the bomb making supplies, the 'ISIS' contacts, and telling him which targets he should go after?
 
2020-09-24 2:59:00 PM  
Watch, it will turn out they're both  CIA and were trying to entrap each other.
 
2020-09-24 3:04:42 PM  
I think there's a related The Onion article.
 
2020-09-24 3:05:20 PM  
huh...here in PA I see commercials from Trump saying he destroyed ISIS once and for all. I can't believe he would lie.
 
2020-09-24 3:05:38 PM  
This is unpossible. The President said he completely destroyed ISIS already.
 
2020-09-24 3:07:53 PM  
I put them all on the same bus, Omar.
 
2020-09-24 3:12:46 PM  

Jojo_TheDogFacedBoy: Watch, it will turn out they're both  CIA and were trying to entrap each other.


That's the romantic comedy script I'm working on.
 
2020-09-24 3:23:25 PM  
 
2020-09-24 3:28:20 PM  
Fake news! Trump told everyone he destroyed ISIS!
 
2020-09-24 3:35:17 PM  
Wait, it's 2020.  He can't identify as a terrorist?
 
2020-09-24 3:38:43 PM  
If Al Qaeda is the Toys R Us of terror organizations then ISIS is fu*kin' Kaybee.

I dont even know who their main guy is. They got zero market penetration.

And thats the group they wanted to join?? I say the time is right for an all new domestic terror group. Something with razzle dazzle. Like, "Bomb Masters" or "Bullet Shooters: We Love Blood".
 
2020-09-24 3:57:26 PM  

wantingout: Did the FBI bust him after giving him all the bomb making supplies, the 'ISIS' contacts, and telling him which targets he should go after?


I don't know how that isn't entrapment or at least poor sportsmanship and  unethical.
But the American public is okay with it so
Too bad I suppose
FML
 
2020-09-24 3:57:41 PM  

Jojo_TheDogFacedBoy: Watch, it will turn out they're both  CIA and were trying to entrap each other.


😂
 
2020-09-24 4:57:32 PM  

Somaticasual: You could say it was an...
<puts on sunglasses>
Arrested Development


And light treason.
 
2020-09-24 9:46:31 PM  
Aren't all film producers at least part terrorist?
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