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(Yahoo)   2020's latest gift: Spaceballs is happening for in real life. Still waiting for History of the World Part II   (finance.yahoo.com) divider line
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2020-09-24 12:40:13 PM  
So, will 2020 have a lot of merchandising?

/ subby
// green, yay
/// three
 
2020-09-24 12:56:32 PM  
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2020-09-24 1:15:36 PM  
game over, man!
 
2020-09-24 1:17:12 PM  
Well, fast forward, already!

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2020-09-24 1:17:40 PM  
Shes gone from suck....to blow.
 
2020-09-24 1:18:46 PM  
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2020-09-24 1:19:24 PM  
Is it still good to be the king?
 
2020-09-24 1:20:01 PM  
T. Rex- Spaceball Ricochet (Live 1972)
Youtube wHbHn2GP8Ns
 
2020-09-24 1:20:23 PM  
Don't tease me, subby.
 
2020-09-24 1:20:24 PM  
I can't wait, either.

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2020-09-24 1:21:39 PM  
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2020-09-24 1:22:13 PM  
THIS WAS A CRUEL, CRUEL BAIT AND SWITCH SUBBY.

You got my hopes up.
 
2020-09-24 1:22:23 PM  
Is it time to comb the desert?

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2020-09-24 1:23:23 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Is it time to comb the desert?

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We aint found shiat!
 
2020-09-24 1:23:48 PM  
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2020-09-24 1:24:39 PM  
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2020-09-24 1:26:03 PM  
Still waiting for History of the World Part II

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2020-09-24 1:28:37 PM  
When I fly into Seoul or Hong Kong from the US, the first place I hit is the oxygen bar. Helps with jet lag.
 
2020-09-24 1:29:05 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Is it time to comb the desert?

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No, rake the forest.
 
2020-09-24 1:30:10 PM  
Hey Subby


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good work
 
2020-09-24 1:31:20 PM  
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2020-09-24 1:32:00 PM  
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2020-09-24 1:32:37 PM  
Something clicked. "My late wife looked at me and said, 'Truly, the greatest luxury in life is your health.'"

She was dead at the time?
 
2020-09-24 1:33:40 PM  
"See Hitler On Ice!"

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2020-09-24 1:40:39 PM  
Less Spaceballs and more The Lorax
 
2020-09-24 1:45:09 PM  

Ragin' Asian: When I fly into Seoul or Hong Kong from the US, the first place I hit is the oxygen bar. Helps with jet lag.


That's a thing? Damn, I need to find that when I fly.

Um, if I fly again.
 
2020-09-24 1:45:49 PM  

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Dammit, I need to market that. (Yes, kill myself.)
 
2020-09-24 1:46:08 PM  
STARRING DONALD J. TRUMP AS THE ALL-POWERFUL "DARK HELMET"

 
2020-09-24 1:47:45 PM  
You don't need to spend much for good quality air filtration, NYT researchers found good stuff for under $200:

https://www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/re​v​iews/best-air-purifier/

The ones they recommend are often sold out, but the article also tells you how to judge the ones available to you, and put them to work effectively.
 
2020-09-24 1:51:36 PM  
One, two, three, four, five.
 
2020-09-24 1:57:35 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: One, two, three, four, five.


Hey! That's the combination on my luggage lock!
 
2020-09-24 1:58:44 PM  
I've been surrounded by assholes for years.
 
2020-09-24 1:59:58 PM  

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I like how realistic that is. Skroob, just like the Apricot Pol Pot, has to use two hands to hold the can.
 
2020-09-24 2:05:39 PM  
"'Bob' and the Oxygen Wars" -- 3-Fisted Tales of the SubGenius.

The original Book had a prediction in the Dateline for Dominance that people would be buying air to breathe. Canned air specifically. I didn't feel like telling them at the time that one could buy canned air already.

/ Of course in a World Without Slack that is 2020 and Beyond we've already missed the pleasure saucers.
// And I paid, too!
 
2020-09-24 2:06:51 PM  

Glenford: I've been surrounded by assholes for years.


Welcome to Fark?
 
2020-09-24 2:35:11 PM  

brantgoose: STARRING DONALD J. TRUMP AS THE ALL-POWERFUL "DARK HELMET"


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2020-09-24 2:54:03 PM  

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I'd pay good money for that...some of my coworkers and students would definitely get it. But since I don't see them in person, I don't have to wear a mask and they'd never see it. Aw hell with it.

/throws on tshirt
//cracks another beer
///zooms to faculty meeting
 
2020-09-24 2:59:12 PM  
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I got my stockpile of church air, so I'm all set.
 
2020-09-24 3:00:45 PM  

Glenford: I've been surrounded by assholes for years.


Hi there!
 
2020-09-24 3:01:41 PM  
Someone hasn't heard about Tom Cruise's latest publicity stunt...
 
2020-09-24 3:07:43 PM  

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2020-09-24 3:09:27 PM  
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2020-09-24 3:13:08 PM  

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I'd pay good money for that...some of my coworkers and students would definitely get it. But since I don't see them in person, I don't have to wear a mask and they'd never see it. Aw hell with it.

/throws on tshirt
//cracks another beer
///zooms to faculty meeting


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Just google it. There are dozens of those "print on demand" type sites making them.
 
2020-09-24 3:13:27 PM  

CrazyCurt: "'Bob' and the Oxygen Wars" -- 3-Fisted Tales of the SubGenius.

The original Book had a prediction in the Dateline for Dominance that people would be buying air to breathe. Canned air specifically. I didn't feel like telling them at the time that one could buy canned air already.

/ Of course in a World Without Slack that is 2020 and Beyond we've already missed the pleasure saucers.
// And I paid, too!


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MARS, BIATCHES.
 
2020-09-24 3:26:22 PM  
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/Nice, they're beating up the other guys...
 
2020-09-24 3:41:21 PM  
There Goes The Planet
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2020-09-24 3:47:27 PM  

surrounded by assholes: Glenford: I've been surrounded by assholes for years.

Hi there!


Dammit. Forgot to switch alts again.
 
2020-09-24 3:54:12 PM  
FTA: "California is burning through the grand finale of its worst fire decade on record, with smoke clouds choking most of the state for much of the last month."

I read this sentence and just stopped, because the author is an idiot.
 
2020-09-24 4:26:23 PM  

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Dammit, I need to market that. (Yes, kill myself.)


something something shut up and take my money!
 
2020-09-24 4:26:48 PM  

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*shakes tiny fist*
 
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