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(Mirror.co.uk)   Morrisons reintroduces grocery rationing limits as coronavirus numbers continue to surge in UK. EVERYONE BETTER JOLLY WELL PANIC   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2020-09-24 8:13:32 PM  
People are not wearing enough hats.
 
2020-09-24 8:18:43 PM  
Not panic but an observable slowing and disconnecting of the supply chain from many factors:  minimal staff, trouble shooting is now only on Mondays and Thursdays, warehousing and delivery is slower -- this is more pandemic culture growing out of the ruins of Europe and Asia tariff attacks by the US.
 
2020-09-24 8:20:12 PM  
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2020-09-24 8:21:23 PM  
So if I buy to much I'll have to deal with the knights who say "NO"?
 
2020-09-24 8:24:23 PM  
Stop me oh, oh, oh stop me.
Stop me if you see that I've bought this once before...
 
2020-09-24 8:24:24 PM  
Everybody is feeling randy and condom racks are empty.

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2020-09-24 8:24:52 PM  
And keep your hands off my spotted dick.
 
2020-09-24 8:26:13 PM  
Just blame the Germans. Its worked before.
 
2020-09-24 8:26:37 PM  

nitropissering: Everybody is feeling randy and condom racks are empty.

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No, the supply chain has been interupted.

https://www.fark.com/comments/1096263​9​/They-can-melt-them-into-a-tire-call-i​t-a-good-year
 
2020-09-24 8:28:34 PM  
Keep Calm
-and-
PANIC!!!
 
2020-09-24 8:28:47 PM  

born_yesterday: Stop me oh, oh, oh stop me.
Stop me if you see that I've bought this once before...


Panic on the streets of London
Panic in the aisles of the grocery store
 
2020-09-24 8:34:04 PM  
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I think that sign's Welsh or something...
 
2020-09-24 8:35:21 PM  
They were looking for some toilet paper,
and then they found some toilet paper, and heaven knows they're miserable now.
 
2020-09-24 8:35:45 PM  
Total nonsense...
I was out shopping earlier today at Morrisons, but there was plenty of toilet paper on sale both there and in my local Asda. (going to local supermarket tomorrow - need a couple of bits if I'm to survive the weekend)
I'm also guessing that those selfish idiots who bought everything back in March are still pretty well stocked with not just toilet paper, but also pasta, self-raising flour, and any sort of tomato based sauce, and cheese. I was able to get a 1kg block of cheese (which will last me long enough)

It's safe to say that the MSM are ramping up the hype, and the idiots who can't take mental stock of what's going on will probably react to hearing about shortages by creating shortages because they're too stupid to react rationally and think before doing something.
And because our lockdown has been implemented again in a series of 'local lockdowns', that's all the excuse some fools need.
 
2020-09-24 8:36:04 PM  
Is anybody in the kitchen?

/I need to know!
 
2020-09-24 8:36:32 PM  
Still no disinfectant wipes on the shelves here. I guess you have to get there early on the right day. Otherwise fully stocked. I stopped by the liqour store on the way home and people were actually counting how many were inside before they went in (limit is 5 customers). Nobody without a mask. Guess we're getting used to it.
 
2020-09-24 8:39:08 PM  

nitropissering: Everybody is feeling randy and condom racks are empty.

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Sorry.  That was me.  I'm having a party later this evening.
 
2020-09-24 8:41:47 PM  
Let me sleep all night in your soul kitchen
Warm my mind near your gentle stove...

...because there's nothing left to cook, apparently.
 
2020-09-24 8:51:49 PM  

Cythraul: nitropissering: Everybody is feeling randy and condom racks are empty.

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Sorry.  That was me.  I'm having a party later this evening.


So you're the guy supplying that Vietnamese recycling company?
 
2020-09-24 9:02:19 PM  

nitropissering: Everybody is feeling randy and condom racks are empty.

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Condom makers tend to also make rubber gloves.
A 25 pack of gloves is cheaper than a 12 pack of condoms and you can cut 5 condoms off each glove.
 
2020-09-24 9:03:34 PM  

JZDave: Cythraul: nitropissering: Everybody is feeling randy and condom racks are empty.

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Sorry.  That was me.  I'm having a party later this evening.

So you're the guy supplying that Vietnamese recycling company?


Is that what we're calling it now? Then sure.  I'm 'supplying' it all night long, baby.
 
2020-09-24 9:07:21 PM  

DON.MAC: nitropissering: Everybody is feeling randy and condom racks are empty.

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Condom makers tend to also make rubber gloves.
A 25 pack of gloves is cheaper than a 12 pack of condoms and you can cut 5 condoms off each glove.


Trade ya two thumbs for two pinkies.
 
2020-09-24 9:08:31 PM  
Strange days have found us
Strange days have tracked us down
They're going to destroy
Our casual joys
 
2020-09-24 9:11:42 PM  

nitropissering: Everybody is feeling randy and condom racks are empty.

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2020-09-24 9:12:14 PM  

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I think that sign's Welsh or something...


That's not Welsh. There''s too many vowels.
 
2020-09-24 9:14:56 PM  

DON.MAC: nitropissering: Everybody is feeling randy and condom racks are empty.

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Condom makers tend to also make rubber gloves.
A 25 pack of gloves is cheaper than a 12 pack of condoms and you can cut 5 condoms off each glove.


Or find four of your best friends and five really skinny women......
 
2020-09-24 9:17:14 PM  
There's been an uptick in cases as the kids have gone back to school and there is a lot of pressure on office workplaces to reopen, even if it's only part-time, so there's been a run on toilet paper and some other supplies.

I bought 2 toilet paper costco packs just in case, I got screwed when the pandemic started in early march by moronic panic buyers and I ain't going through that again.
 
2020-09-24 9:22:13 PM  

shortymac: I bought 2 toilet paper costco packs just in case, I got screwed when the pandemic started in early march by moronic panic buyers and I ain't going through that again.


How many of the 'moronic panic buyers' were actually just grabbing some extra TP to avoid "going through it again" from the last time there was a run on something they needed?

You aren't stuck in traffic, you *are* traffic.
 
2020-09-24 9:26:24 PM  
There was an increase in confirmed CoVid inpatients in London hospitals from Friday to Monday, but there's been a small decrease since then.
 
2020-09-24 9:29:09 PM  

Lady J: There was an increase in confirmed CoVid inpatients in London hospitals from Friday to Monday, but there's been a small decrease since then.


I have you farkied as 'British medical demographer' I trust this assessment.
 
2020-09-24 9:32:07 PM  

nitropissering: Everybody is feeling randy and condom racks are empty.

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Don't worry, Vietnam is working on a new condom recycling program.
 
2020-09-24 9:38:28 PM  
I didn't know Trump was president of the UK.....
 
2020-09-24 9:38:30 PM  

shortymac: I bought 2 toilet paper costco packs just in case, I got screwed when the pandemic started in early march by moronic panic buyers


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2020-09-24 9:40:16 PM  

valenumr: nitropissering: Everybody is feeling randy and condom racks are empty.

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Don't worry, Vietnam is working on a new condom recycling program.


Turn 'em inside out and shake the Phuc out of them?
 
2020-09-24 9:41:28 PM  

Daer21: Lady J: There was an increase in confirmed CoVid inpatients in London hospitals from Friday to Monday, but there's been a small decrease since then.

I have you farkied as 'British medical demographer' I trust this assessment.


Ish. My role is analytics and reporting to support acute (hospital) operational management and planning across the SWL sector, so 4 hospitals and popn of 1.5m. Currently and for foreseeable, relating to CoVid and re-establishment of BAU.
 
2020-09-24 9:44:48 PM  
Hehe. Morons.
 
2020-09-24 9:54:45 PM  
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2020-09-24 9:58:48 PM  
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2020-09-24 10:10:51 PM  
keep calm and panic buy

keep calm and doom scroll

keep calm and hoard everything

keep calm and melt down

/the hits they just keep coming
 
2020-09-24 10:50:56 PM  

BitwiseShift: Not panic but an observable slowing and disconnecting of the supply chain from many factors:  minimal staff, trouble shooting is now only on Mondays and Thursdays, warehousing and delivery is slower -- this is more pandemic culture growing out of the ruins of Europe and Asia tariff attacks by the US.


Thanks, Trump.
 
2020-09-24 10:51:41 PM  

CoRrUpTeDbUdGiE: It's safe to say that the MSM are ramping up the hype


Is it also safe to say you thought Plandemic was real?
 
2020-09-24 10:57:19 PM  

AstroJesus: They were looking for some toilet paper,
and then they found some toilet paper, and heaven knows they're miserable now.


Came here for toilet paper, leaving clean and refreshed.
 
2020-09-24 11:14:06 PM  

nitropissering: Everybody is feeling randy and condom racks are empty.

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At the Walgreens here they have the condoms next the baby care stuff.  Walgreens be all like, "choose".
 
2020-09-24 11:45:43 PM  

treesloth: nitropissering: Everybody is feeling randy and condom racks are empty.

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At the Walgreens here they have the condoms next the baby care stuff.  Walgreens be all like, "choose".


Choose the form of the destructor!  Choose and perish!
 
2020-09-25 12:07:13 AM  
Didn't know he owned a supermarket.
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2020-09-25 2:20:54 AM  

Lady J: Daer21: Lady J: There was an increase in confirmed CoVid inpatients in London hospitals from Friday to Monday, but there's been a small decrease since then.

I have you farkied as 'British medical demographer' I trust this assessment.

Ish. My role is analytics and reporting to support acute (hospital) operational management and planning across the SWL sector, so 4 hospitals and popn of 1.5m. Currently and for foreseeable, relating to CoVid and re-establishment of BAU.


Damn it, had you down as a nurse.
 
2020-09-25 2:58:30 AM  
Looks like they shouldn't have burned all those toilet rolls they got the first time.
 
2020-09-25 4:01:15 AM  

BitwiseShift: Not panic but an observable slowing and disconnecting of the supply chain from many factors:  minimal staff, trouble shooting is now only on Mondays and Thursdays, warehousing and delivery is slower -- this is more pandemic culture growing out of the ruins of Europe and Asia tariff attacks by the US.


The supply chains have mostly recovered from the initial problems; if shortages are back now, it's panic buying again.
On the other hand, BoJo keeps promising you'll have Brexit very very soon, so you've got plenty of opportunities for new supply chain disruptions.
 
2020-09-25 5:24:27 AM  

shaggai: People are not wearing enough hats.


Enough for what purpose?
 
2020-09-25 7:30:31 AM  

Brofar: CoRrUpTeDbUdGiE: It's safe to say that the MSM are ramping up the hype

Is it also safe to say you thought Plandemic was real?


Halp. I live on a tiny island and I'm surrounded by farking idiots.
 
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