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(The Daily Beast)   Matt Gaetz attempts to gas pedal Kelly Loeffler, forgets that specific inside trader has no dick. It's true   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2020-09-24 10:47:35 AM  
I had no idea he could be so bipartisan.  He's a prick to his own teammates as well!
 
2020-09-24 10:55:28 AM  

Diogenes: I had no idea he could be so bipartisan.  He's a prick to his own teammates as well!


The Georgia Bulldogs always beat FSU. This is payback.
 
2020-09-24 11:52:24 AM  
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2020-09-24 12:29:36 PM  

Diogenes: I had no idea he could be so bipartisan.  He's a prick to his own teammates as well!


Hated by all, just like Ted Cruz
 
2020-09-24 12:48:43 PM  

PluckYew: Diogenes: I had no idea he could be so bipartisan.  He's a prick to his own teammates as well!

Hated by all, just like Ted Cruz


Wingnutty extremism and insane hyperbole are not without their drawbacks.
 
2020-09-24 12:56:33 PM  
Bon apetit, gas-pedal wang.

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2020-09-24 12:57:14 PM  
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2020-09-24 12:57:44 PM  
I don't see the problem here. This is politics.
 
2020-09-24 12:58:51 PM  

dildo tontine: I don't see the problem here. This is politics.


It's unhealthy to look at open bribery and pretend that it's normal politics.
 
2020-09-24 12:59:14 PM  
I wonder if he just hates women. If the senator in question were say... a 19 year old boy, do you think he'd fink on him?
 
2020-09-24 1:00:52 PM  
You never think the leopards will start eating each others' faces!
 
2020-09-24 1:01:22 PM  

special20: I wonder if he just hates women. If the senator in question were say... a hot 19 year old boy, do you think he'd fink on him?


FTFY
 
2020-09-24 1:01:26 PM  

special20: I wonder if he just hates women. If the senator in question were say... a 19 year old boy, do you think he'd fink on him?


Gaetz?  No.  He'd "adopt" him.
 
2020-09-24 1:02:27 PM  
Sure he says that now but wait until he has to get Nestor into a better school. At least he can have him home schooled with Jim Jordan in the meantime
 
2020-09-24 1:03:18 PM  

special20: I wonder if he just hates women. If the senator in question were say... a 19 year old boy, do you think he'd fink on him?


I reckon all these folks hate each other, just they're allied together because that gives them more power to take their hate out on the rest of us.
 
2020-09-24 1:03:27 PM  

UltimaCS: dildo tontine: I don't see the problem here. This is politics.

It's unhealthy to look at open bribery and pretend that it's normal politics.


Is it really bribery, though? She was basically saying "I can either spend this money now on ads targeting my opponent, or I can spend this money in October on ads attacking Democrats".
 
2020-09-24 1:04:15 PM  
Matt Gaetz attempts to gas pedal Kelly Loeffler, forgets that specific inside trader has no dick. It's true

Much like w/ Ann Coulter, gonna need independent verification before I believe you.
 
2020-09-24 1:04:46 PM  
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2020-09-24 1:04:47 PM  
This is mostly kabuki theatre.

Here in GA, she is running in a jungle style primary against Doug Collins, Raphael Warnock, and 18 other candidates, but Collins is the only other viable Republican.

The goal is to get R voters to give her and Collins a roughly 50:50 split in the R vote and hope that each will have just enough votes to finish 1 and 2 for the runoff. In jungle primaries, party is irrelevant - they want to have two R's going at it in December.
 
2020-09-24 1:05:43 PM  

Target Builder: special20: I wonder if he just hates women. If the senator in question were say... a 19 year old boy, do you think he'd fink on him?

I reckon all these folks hate each other, just they're allied together because that gives them more power to take their hate out on the rest of us.


And yet another way in which they resemble the Legion of Doom.
 
2020-09-24 1:13:20 PM  
Holy hell...that cock-eyed Chad Hag needs to go the fark away.
 
2020-09-24 1:14:44 PM  

gameshowhost: Matt Gaetz attempts to gas pedal Kelly Loeffler, forgets that specific inside trader has no dick. It's true

Much like w/ Ann Coulter, gonna need independent verification before I believe you.


I refuse to remote view Kelly Loeffler's groin.
 
2020-09-24 1:18:33 PM  
This couldn't be more similar to what Trump did with the Ukraine unless she specifically said, "I need you to do me a favor, though."Yeah, politicians are going to politic. I just wish the partisanship wouldn't be so overt. Talking about stuff like this is as frustrating as talking to flat earthers, moon landing deniers, 911 Truthers and creationists. The amount of cognitive dissonance involved is staggering.
 
2020-09-24 1:19:54 PM  

Purple_Urkle: gameshowhost: Matt Gaetz attempts to gas pedal Kelly Loeffler, forgets that specific inside trader has no dick. It's true

Much like w/ Ann Coulter, gonna need independent verification before I believe you.

I refuse to remote view Kelly Loeffler's groin.


We can hire a professional. They bring their own Hazmat suits.
 
2020-09-24 1:21:33 PM  

JAGChem82: This is mostly kabuki theatre.

Here in GA, she is running in a jungle style primary against Doug Collins, Raphael Warnock, and 18 other candidates, but Collins is the only other viable Republican.

The goal is to get R voters to give her and Collins a roughly 50:50 split in the R vote and hope that each will have just enough votes to finish 1 and 2 for the runoff. In jungle primaries, party is irrelevant - they want to have two R's going at it in December.


I'd love to see Warnock mess up that plan. He has an outside chance of being in the runoff.
 
2020-09-24 1:31:12 PM  

nucal: JAGChem82: This is mostly kabuki theatre.

Here in GA, she is running in a jungle style primary against Doug Collins, Raphael Warnock, and 18 other candidates, but Collins is the only other viable Republican.

The goal is to get R voters to give her and Collins a roughly 50:50 split in the R vote and hope that each will have just enough votes to finish 1 and 2 for the runoff. In jungle primaries, party is irrelevant - they want to have two R's going at it in December.

I'd love to see Warnock mess up that plan. He has an outside chance of being in the runoff.


If the Lieberman family can stop farking up this country for a minute, I like Warnock's chances
 
2020-09-24 1:35:30 PM  
Probably the first episode of Matt Gaetz fingering a girl since he was in high school, if then.
 
2020-09-24 2:04:44 PM  
Is he aware that he is setting himself up to be violently ejected from DC?  I really think someone should tell him.
 
2020-09-24 2:10:55 PM  
I'm nominating this headline for 'Most memes and/or references shoehorned into a single headline' of the year, 2020.
 
2020-09-24 2:50:22 PM  

special20: I wonder if he just hates women. If the senator in question were say... a 19 year old boy, do you think he'd fink on him?


Gaetz defended Katie Hill. He's Trumpered DUI fratboy slimeball, but also oddly nuanced. I think if he had been raised right, he might have become a decent human being. Who knows? Epiphanies can arrive in the oddest ways
 
2020-09-24 3:33:12 PM  
The bigger issue here is Joe Lieberman's son has got to leave the race.
 
2020-09-24 3:46:51 PM  
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2020-09-24 4:35:09 PM  
Is the top image in the article shooped/doctored, or does she really have the metaphorically fitting viewpoint of a hammerhead shark?
 
2020-09-24 5:03:51 PM  

usahole: The bigger issue here is Joe Lieberman's son has got to leave the race.


Crikey. I am surprised to hear that the country didn't just ban any or all direct descendants of that rat-bastard Joe from ever being in politics. I don't even know Joe's kid, but seeing how his old man was a turncoat, I won't be sorry to see the guy get run out of the race.
 
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