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(Marie Claire)   The 17 hottest thigh-high boots you should consider wearing because they "look elegant, not tawdry, when styled with the right fall/winter pieces"   (marieclaire.com) divider line
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2020-09-24 12:04:10 AM  
"17 Thigh-High Boot Outfit Ideas Anyone Can Pull Off"

Uhhh, anyone?
 
2020-09-24 12:05:33 AM  
I made it to 5.
If you think thick, saggy, shiny gold thigh-high boots are fashionable then we have nothing to say to each other.

/ cow ones were bad too
// but I like steak so I gave em a pass
/// moo
 
2020-09-24 12:25:25 AM  

moos: "17 Thigh-High Boot Outfit Ideas Anyone Can Pull Off"

Uhhh, anyone?


What do you mean anyone doesn't have $1,500 to spend on a pair of boots

They're all ridiculous but this one made say "Oh FFS" out loud in an empty room. Is she going to fly fishing after work?
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2020-09-24 12:48:21 AM  
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2020-09-24 12:54:33 AM  
 
2020-09-24 12:56:38 AM  
Hell, I can pull off the boots.  But thigh-high boots need to be worn with a miniskirt for real effect, and I just can't pull that off at this age.

/20 years ago, I could have pulled off both, but my Rocky Horror days are many years and many pounds past
 
2020-09-24 1:30:23 AM  
Not tawdry?
I'm out.
 
2020-09-24 2:25:03 AM  
That website:
BUY STUFF!

 
2020-09-24 2:30:05 AM  
Sweet waders. I love a good fishing article.

This girl forgot to unpackage her legs:
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2020-09-24 2:30:11 AM  
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2020-09-24 2:31:45 AM  
Thigh-high boots live entirely and squarely outside the realm of elegant casual wear everyone can pull off.
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Even if you can pull them off, its still situational. Thigh-high boots are one of those rare fashion items that to pull off properly you have to be in the mood to completely own the room, otherwise you have no business being in them as it will just come off as awkward and/or cringeworthy.
 
2020-09-24 2:51:22 AM  
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2020-09-24 3:15:46 AM  
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When you're going for the Humpty Dumpty look.
 
2020-09-24 4:06:10 AM  

dyhchong: Sweet waders. I love a good fishing article.

This girl forgot to unpackage her legs:
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Directs attention away from that corset girdle skirt and whatever the hell claw covers she's wearing on her hands.
 
2020-09-24 4:07:48 AM  
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This one is okay, but the heels look a bit silly. Make it heavy treads or Doc Marten soles and it's rainy weather legal worker attire.
 
2020-09-24 4:14:13 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: [Fark user image 850x1276]

This one is okay, but the heels look a bit silly. Make it heavy treads or Doc Marten soles and it's rainy weather legal worker attire.


This was one of my favorites. The boots aren't too long. They are well-fitted. And she's well-coordinated.

The model also looks like she isn't self conscious about her outfit. I don't think many of the other models would look as good in this or any other boots in the slideshow.
 
2020-09-24 4:21:20 AM  
Most of those outfits are terrible. Lose the boots. They're not helping.
 
2020-09-24 4:34:58 AM  
Ummmm, what the farking hell is this garbage doing in the geek tab?
 
2020-09-24 4:35:54 AM  
R.I.P   Mrs. Peel.

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2020-09-24 4:52:59 AM  
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2020-09-24 4:59:06 AM  

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*clutches pearls then faints*
 
2020-09-24 5:54:06 AM  

turbocucumber: That website:BUY STUFF!


We had a link from Cosmo a couple of days ago. I guess Fark's going for the "shallow women with more money than sense" demographic.
 
2020-09-24 6:39:30 AM  

dyhchong: Sweet waders. I love a good fishing article.

This girl forgot to unpackage her legs:
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First impression - "By God, she's been in a horrible accident and needed her legs reconstructed!"
 
2020-09-24 6:59:16 AM  
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Fabulous!
 
2020-09-24 6:59:48 AM  
Anyone who has seen me in thigh highs and a mini skirt will agree, it shows a lot of balls.
 
2020-09-24 7:03:23 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: [hips.hearstapps.com image 850x1275]
When you're going for the Humpty Dumpty look.


Of those posted, I like this model and outfit best.
 
2020-09-24 7:05:06 AM  

Magorn: moos: "17 Thigh-High Boot Outfit Ideas Anyone Can Pull Off"

Uhhh, anyone?

What do you mean anyone doesn't have $1,500 to spend on a pair of boots


You and i were thinking in the same direction, but for different reasons

https://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
 
2020-09-24 7:05:55 AM  
In case you don't know where to begin:
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2020-09-24 7:09:30 AM  

Dryad: Thigh-high boots live entirely and squarely outside the realm of elegant casual wear everyone can pull off.
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Even if you can pull them off, its still situational. Thigh-high boots are one of those rare fashion items that to pull off properly you have to be in the mood to completely own the room, otherwise you have no business being in them as it will just come off as awkward and/or cringeworthy.


This.

The models all look like extremely boring women trying to look kinky and failing.
(Except, maybe, the Asian woman with the transparent lace up ones.  She gives off that "I might be a little bit kinky" vibe.)
 
2020-09-24 7:11:16 AM  
Ms. Eight is the only one who is rocking it.  The last lady isn't bad.  The rest are ridiculous.
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2020-09-24 7:20:52 AM  
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Boots aside, the only way I can make sense of this outfit is if I imagine that the print on her dress actually reads "JETS."
 
2020-09-24 7:22:48 AM  

dammit just give me a login: Ms. Eight is the only one who is rocking it.  The last lady isn't bad.  The rest are ridiculous.
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7 wasn't a bad look, the gray on gray was acceptable and the boots were shapely. But the rest of them? haaard no...
 
2020-09-24 7:30:51 AM  
Why is this in geek tab
 
2020-09-24 7:38:46 AM  
Thigh-high boots? HOT!!1!

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2020-09-24 7:42:14 AM  
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From the Israeli Prime Minister collection.
 
2020-09-24 7:53:29 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: [hips.hearstapps.com image 850x1275]
When you're going for the Humpty Dumpty look.


I would like to see this one from the back
 
2020-09-24 7:59:20 AM  

Marcos P: Why is this in geek tab


Some sort of weird cosplay?
 
2020-09-24 8:01:00 AM  

FightDirector: But thigh-high boots need to be worn with a miniskirt for real effect,


And you also need a dagger stuck in the top of the boot:

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2020-09-24 8:02:25 AM  

Marcos P: Why is this in geek tab


Really no where else to put it.   This is why, I think, we're going to end up with a STEM tab for actual science stuff.
 
2020-09-24 8:04:01 AM  

dyhchong: Sweet waders. I love a good fishing article.


I originally read that as 'street waders' which I think is perhaps not an an inaccurate name for them.


\or it's a terrible name
\\it's a name
 
2020-09-24 8:14:04 AM  
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The only time thigh high boots look good.

Click pic for original.
 
2020-09-24 8:20:58 AM  

dittybopper: Marcos P: Why is this in geek tab

Really no where else to put it.   This is why, I think, we're going to end up with a STEM tab for actual science stuff.


that would be pretty cool imo
 
2020-09-24 8:21:43 AM  

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The only time thigh high boots look good.

Click pic for original.


Nice.


*high five*
 
2020-09-24 8:22:08 AM  
aka...hooker boots
 
2020-09-24 8:27:30 AM  

Magorn: moos: "17 Thigh-High Boot Outfit Ideas Anyone Can Pull Off"

Uhhh, anyone?

What do you mean anyone doesn't have $1,500 to spend on a pair of boots

They're all ridiculous but this one made say "Oh FFS" out loud in an empty room. Is she going to fly fishing after work?[hips.hearstapps.com image 768x1152]


Big meeting at the cranberry bog that day...
 
2020-09-24 8:33:47 AM  

dyhchong: Sweet waders. I love a good fishing article.

This girl forgot to unpackage her legs:
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Much more impressed by a girl I once saw in a club who had that exact same look, only she wasn't wearing any boots.
 
2020-09-24 8:41:55 AM  

Marcos P: dittybopper: Marcos P: Why is this in geek tab

Really no where else to put it.   This is why, I think, we're going to end up with a STEM tab for actual science stuff.

that would be pretty cool imo


I'll put in a word with Drew, see if we can't make that happen soon.
 
2020-09-24 8:42:59 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 474x710]

The only time thigh high boots look good.

Click pic for original.


Those boots are only knee high.   She's wearing stockings that are thigh high.
 
2020-09-24 8:45:57 AM  
My tastes in this regard were formed at an early age, watching old movies on WPIX on Sunday mornings.

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2020-09-24 8:59:50 AM  

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Boots aside, the only way I can make sense of this outfit is if I imagine that the print on her dress actually reads "JETS."


I thought Eagles.
 
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