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(Entertainment Weekly)   Today in random word headlines: Cake Boss Star injured in bowling related incident   (ew.com) divider line
    More: Strange, right hand, bowling pin, ring finger, cage mechanism, metal rod, middle finger, hand, times  
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2020-09-24 5:10:44 AM  
3 votes:
Can't he just, like, cover the wound with fondant?
 
2020-09-24 1:22:44 AM  
2 votes:

kermit the forg: From the article:
Unable to remove his hand, he can see a 1-1/2" metal rod slowly and repeatedly impale his hand three times between his ring finger and middle finger."

I mock, but that sounds awful and I hope it doesn't affect his baking career.


At the very least, He's going to have to learn to wipe his ass with his left hand for a while
 
2020-09-24 9:47:36 AM  
1 vote:

johnny_vegas: kermit the forg: From the article:
Unable to remove his hand, he can see a 1-1/2" metal rod slowly and repeatedly impale his hand three times between his ring finger and middle finger."

I mock, but that sounds awful and I hope it doesn't affect his baking career.

At the very least, He's going to have to learn to wipe his ass with his left hand for a while


A few months ago I took a nasty tumble on my bicycle and simultaneously wrecked my right shoulder on impact (took the brunt of the fall) thus rendering my entire right arm unusable for months, but unfortunately also somehow jackhammered my already arthritic left thumb on the handlebars also on impact.

That shiat ain't funny when you can't use EITHER HAND OH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH!

/my wife refused to help me wipe :,^(
 
2020-09-24 8:03:29 AM  
1 vote:

Bslim: Can't he just, like, cover the wound with fondant?


Only after rebuilding his hand with rice crispy treats
 
2020-09-24 5:06:08 AM  
1 vote:
"Cake Boss Star" ... the names parents give their kids these days.
 
2020-09-24 2:21:56 AM  
1 vote:
"Unable to remove his hand, he can see a 1-1/2" metal rod slowly and repeatedly impale his hand three times between his ring finger and middle finger."

Sounds like he picked up the 8/9 split.
 
2020-09-24 2:06:59 AM  
1 vote:
See what happens when you get hammered on Duff and go bowling.
 
2020-09-24 1:39:18 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds like he got Munson'd.

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