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(Gizmodo)   "It's not quite a burrito thermos, or a burrito condom, or a burrito elevator, but all of the above at the same time"   (gizmodo.com) divider line
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2020-09-23 7:13:05 PM  
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2020-09-23 8:41:50 PM  
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Is that a burrito in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Either that or the photographer has a fleshlight fetish.
Do they make tuna burritos?
 
2020-09-23 9:07:10 PM  
Looks like one of those overpriced sub carriers that I saw at publix.
 
2020-09-23 9:52:27 PM  
When I get up to 300 lbs I'll buy two.
 
2020-09-23 10:10:54 PM  

Archie Goodwin: [Fark user image 359x405]
Is that a burrito in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Either that or the photographer has a fleshlight fetish.
Do they make tuna burritos?


Why not both?
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2020-09-24 1:43:56 AM  
Do they have a bigger size?


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2020-09-24 2:02:31 AM  
Just strap on a feedbag and admit defeat already.
 
2020-09-24 3:00:28 AM  
We still don't have our burrito cross country subway replacement. We need that more than a round burrito box!

https://idlewords.com/2007/04/the_ala​m​eda_weehawken_burrito_tunnel.htm
 
2020-09-24 3:17:56 AM  
This is right up there with the life hack from earlier today.
 
2020-09-24 5:07:53 AM  
You can use that, or admit you should have used two tortillas to make two medium-sized burritos instead of one mondo-sized.

Before you decide, may I remind you that you've already doubled down.
 
2020-09-24 9:00:29 AM  

mrparks: You can use that, or admit you should have used two tortillas to make two medium-sized burritos instead of one mondo-sized.

Before you decide, may I remind you that you've already doubled down.


Or admit they don't know how to eat a burrito. You squeeze slightly along a burrito's lower area occasionally to counteract the filling being squeezed down at each bite. Eating filling only as needed to keep forces balanced within the burrito.
 
2020-09-24 10:17:59 AM  

flemardo: mrparks: You can use that, or admit you should have used two tortillas to make two medium-sized burritos instead of one mondo-sized.

Before you decide, may I remind you that you've already doubled down.

Or admit they don't know how to eat a burrito. You squeeze slightly along a burrito's lower area occasionally to counteract the filling being squeezed down at each bite. Eating filling only as needed to keep forces balanced within the burrito.


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2020-09-24 10:40:10 AM  
Nope, or may be at most top keep it warm until you get home or to where you plan on eating it and probably not even for that.
 
2020-09-24 11:11:54 AM  
Do they sell them at Taco Town?

Taco Town - SNL
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2020-09-24 11:22:54 AM  
This is stupid.
 
2020-09-24 11:24:23 AM  
It doesn't look like it even works. Even in the promotional gif at the top of the page, the woman clearly tilts the burrito so that the top is no longer hanging above any part of the tube before she takes a bite. She's just made things more complicated for no reason.
 
2020-09-24 1:53:53 PM  
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Giant burrito thread? GIANT BURRITO THREAD!!!

/¡Viva Gorditos!
 
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