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(Yahoo)   The governor of Missouri has been an opponent of any kind mandatory facemask requirement. Well, since you're reading this on Fark you'll never guess what happened to him   (yahoo.com) divider line
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2020-09-23 5:06:19 PM  
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2020-09-23 5:15:02 PM  
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2020-09-23 5:18:36 PM  
Good.
 
2020-09-23 5:26:05 PM  
Missouri, misery...comme ci comme sa.
 
2020-09-23 5:28:05 PM  
That's what happens.

If only everyone had told him

Oh well. Freedom isn't free
 
2020-09-23 5:30:44 PM  

Gubbo: That's what happens.

If only everyone had told him

Oh well. Freedom isn't free


We need to update Patrick Henry.  "Give me liberty, and give me death."

I'm more concerned about my freedom to securely vote for the candidates of my choice.  These assholes are concerned about their freedom from a piece of fabric or paper.
 
2020-09-23 5:31:05 PM  
Well, at least he never once succumbed to teh leftist mind control of mask wearing.  That's gotta count for something, right?
 
2020-09-23 5:41:40 PM  
Ain't death yet.

How is that "Highschool taught me everything I needed to learn" going now, Parsons?
 
2020-09-23 5:45:42 PM  
I just don't get how you can be opposed to be masks.

It's the simplest thing in the world. And I know the reason. A mask doesn't protect you, it's more to protect other people around you.

And that's farking communism right there
 
2020-09-23 5:46:42 PM  
I really want one of these prominent anti-maskers to have a god-awful case that knocks them on their ass for months.  I don't want them to die, I just want them to wish for the sweet release.

Then I want them to go on national TV and respond to questions about how it was so much nothing.
 
2020-09-23 6:08:51 PM  
He fixes the cable?
 
2020-09-23 6:18:45 PM  
Abe Simpson on Missouri
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2020-09-23 6:28:12 PM  

BizarreMan: I really want one of these prominent anti-maskers to have a god-awful case that knocks them on their ass for months.  I don't want them to die, I just want them to wish for the sweet release.

Then I want them to go on national TV and respond to questions about how it was so much nothing.


...and then die
 
2020-09-23 9:17:30 PM  

propasaurus: BizarreMan: I really want one of these prominent anti-maskers to have a god-awful case that knocks them on their ass for months.  I don't want them to die, I just want them to wish for the sweet release.

Then I want them to go on national TV and respond to questions about how it was so much nothing.

...and then die


Meh. In this one, I'm kinda thinking a scenario where he lives and the wife dies. Let him live with that.

/ Don't really hope anyone does, more of just fantasy thinking.
 
2020-09-23 9:39:31 PM  
NSFW


Total Recall - 'Give this people air' quote form Arnold Schwarzenegger
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/just the first two or three seconds. What Cohagen says applies to all plague rats.
 
2020-09-23 9:56:47 PM  
The cable fixed HIM?
 
2020-09-23 10:25:09 PM  

propasaurus: BizarreMan: I really want one of these prominent anti-maskers to have a god-awful case that knocks them on their ass for months.  I don't want them to die, I just want them to wish for the sweet release.

Then I want them to go on national TV and respond to questions about how it was so much nothing.

...and then die


Well...that escalated feverishly.
 
2020-09-23 11:10:58 PM  
He'll just Boris or Gohmert it up, get better, and claim God is on his side or some shiat.
 
2020-09-23 11:30:26 PM  
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2020-09-23 11:31:27 PM  

BizarreMan: I really want one of these prominent anti-maskers to have a god-awful case that knocks them on their ass for months.  I don't want them to die, I just want them to wish for the sweet release.

Then I want them to go on national TV and respond to questions about how it was so much nothing.


You're a better human than I am, because I want them to die.
 
2020-09-23 11:32:15 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: He'll just Boris or Gohmert it up, get better, and claim God is on his side or some shiat.


As a MO resident, can confirm.
 
2020-09-23 11:32:37 PM  
Thoughts and prayers.

/think he's an idiot
//pray it's serious
 
2020-09-23 11:32:39 PM  
Is this the part of the story where dozens maybe hundreds of republican candidates start falling ill, hoisted on their own petard?
 
2020-09-23 11:33:36 PM  
Never gets old...to me.
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2020-09-23 11:35:21 PM  
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2020-09-23 11:35:29 PM  
Just a thought here.

How do we know they have it? You certainly can't take their word for it. Is this a "Look! It's not that bad!" moment? None of the ones who contracted it became very ill.

Tin foil or lies? As this progresses I am leaning toward lies so they can brag about how easy it is. Heck, the last years flu numbers have now jumped to 80k from 25k a few weeks ago and next week it will be 100k.
 
2020-09-23 11:36:01 PM  

Gubbo: I just don't get how you can be opposed to be masks.

It's the simplest thing in the world. And I know the reason. A mask doesn't protect you, it's more to protect other people around you.

And that's farking communism right there


Because Trump farked up the beginning of all this. He insisted, repeatedly, it was no big deal, and took a hostile approach against people /groups who were promoting masks.

Once it became clear Trump made the wrong call (I know, I was as surprised as you were!) they couldn't acknowledge he'd farked up, because they've invested their personal identity and self esteem in him. So now they're committed to pretending masks don't do anything and COVID is barely a bad cold, because that's emotionally and psychologically more comfortable to them than admitting they and their master got it wrong.
 
2020-09-23 11:36:07 PM  
Die.
 
2020-09-23 11:37:00 PM  
She took a rapid test that came back positive

They deny it but then get front of the line treatment.
 
2020-09-23 11:37:40 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: propasaurus: BizarreMan: I really want one of these prominent anti-maskers to have a god-awful case that knocks them on their ass for months.  I don't want them to die, I just want them to wish for the sweet release.

Then I want them to go on national TV and respond to questions about how it was so much nothing.

...and then die

Meh. In this one, I'm kinda thinking a scenario where he lives and the wife dies. Let him live with that.

/ Don't really hope anyone does, more of just fantasy thinking.


He wouldn't care. Gawd made the decision for them. Plus they don't know the word empathy. Heck. He might welcome it to find some fresh 'tang.
 
2020-09-23 11:37:48 PM  
"I'm fine. No symptoms."

Hoo boy!
 
2020-09-23 11:38:17 PM  
He got caught sucking another dude off behind a quik trip outside of Branson?
 
2020-09-23 11:41:32 PM  
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2020-09-23 11:41:49 PM  
Please Lord make them an example.
 
2020-09-23 11:42:22 PM  

Sanguine Dawn: "I'm fine. No symptoms."

Hoo boy!


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2020-09-23 11:42:42 PM  
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2020-09-23 11:44:14 PM  

archnem: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: He'll just Boris or Gohmert it up, get better, and claim God is on his side or some shiat.

As a MO resident, can confirm.


Short thread jack

This reminded me of something. Is there anyone here near Springfield (more specifically Miller/Everton)? My family used to have land there and I have wanted to visit it but don't know the status of the place. email in profile.

Thanks.

/end jack
 
2020-09-23 11:45:40 PM  
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2020-09-23 11:45:57 PM  
He'll live, god damnit. 2020 has proven justice doesn't exist.
 
2020-09-23 11:46:12 PM  
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/But seriously, though, I will laugh.
 
2020-09-23 11:46:50 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: [media.tenor.com image 220x124]


God dammit! *shakes Trumpian fist*
 
2020-09-23 11:51:14 PM  

The Department of Inadvisably Applied Magic: We Ate the Necco Wafers: [media.tenor.com image 220x124]

God dammit! *shakes Trumpian fist*


Yeah but yours is bigger.
 
2020-09-23 11:53:22 PM  

Corvus: She took a rapid test that came back positive

They deny it but then get front of the line treatment.


FFS THIS.

You want to be a science denying, selfish, stupid, public health destroying plague rat asshole?  Sign not just a DNR but also a full denial of care AMA for yourself and everyone who shares your living space.

Then, when you get it, die at home, in agonizing pain and fear, drowning in your own phlegm.  Don't you dare go impose on and drain the energy and morale of and risk the health of all my friends in healthcare and their families.

Assholes.
 
2020-09-23 11:55:51 PM  

KodosZardoz: The Department of Inadvisably Applied Magic: We Ate the Necco Wafers: [media.tenor.com image 220x124]

God dammit! *shakes Trumpian fist*

Yeah but yours is bigger.


It's not the size that matters. It's who comes first.
 
2020-09-23 11:57:44 PM  
It is the "Show me" state. I guess he dun got showed.
 
2020-09-24 12:01:06 AM  
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2020-09-24 12:01:14 AM  
Goddamnit stop making me root for the virus.
 
2020-09-24 12:02:48 AM  

saturn badger: How do we know they have it? You certainly can't take their word for it. Is this a "Look! It's not that bad!" moment? None of the ones who contracted it became very ill.


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There's a few less famous deniers who have died or gotten very ill.
 
2020-09-24 12:02:51 AM  

Peter von Nostrand: He got caught sucking another dude off behind a quik trip outside of Branson?


That'd be a Kum N Go there,.
 
2020-09-24 12:03:20 AM  
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I hope he dies, infects his entire family, and they die, too.
 
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