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(NYPost)   ♬ It's just another New Year's Eve, another one not like all the rest. It's just another New Year's Eve, no Times Square you'll see, will be just fine   (nypost.com) divider line
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2020-09-23 8:50:21 PM  
My BFF's husband went there one year (it's also his bday), and has plenty of horror stories about it.

But I still would like to take the time to say Fark you to the maskholes, hoaxers and other assorted Covidiots who have taken another milestone away.

\tbh, the only good thing they're doing is making it so no one would want to invade us in the first place once T**** is no longer a useful idiot
 
2020-09-23 9:24:11 PM  
Just replay last year's.   CGI the year.
 
2020-09-23 9:26:25 PM  

FriarReb98: My BFF's husband went there one year (it's also his bday), and has plenty of horror stories about it.

But I still would like to take the time to say Fark you to the maskholes, hoaxers and other assorted Covidiots who have taken another milestone away.

\tbh, the only good thing they're doing is making it so no one would want to invade us in the first place once T**** is no longer a useful idiot


Mycroft_Holmes_IV: Just replay last year's. CGI the year.


Yeah, just replay 2016.

/My ribs are gonna hurt 11/4
 
2020-09-23 9:31:32 PM  
I've heard nothing but bad things about being there in person. Sounds like they're still going to drop the actual ball, so no big loss for anyone, except maybe some bands that were going to play.
 
2020-09-23 9:35:35 PM  
What makes you think 2020 is going to end?
 
2020-09-23 9:37:03 PM  

Archie Goodwin: What makes you think 2020 is going to end?


The way things are turning out, November is gonna be a long farking month.
 
2020-09-23 9:43:34 PM  
Even when things were normal....

Going to Times Square for NYE was a dumb idea.
 
2020-09-23 9:48:34 PM  

Archie Goodwin: What makes you think 2020 is going to end?


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2020-09-23 9:53:57 PM  
Never saw the attraction.
Unless you're a pickpocket.
 
2020-09-23 9:55:08 PM  
I swear, if that international body declares a leap second...
 
2020-09-23 10:04:22 PM  
We're so low on paper towels we've started using holiday-themed napkins instead, so it's been New Year's Eve in my house for a while.
 
2020-09-23 10:09:47 PM  
Halloween is cancelled
Thanksgiving is cancelled
Christmas is cancelled
New Years Eve is cancelled
The Apocalypse is still a go
 
2020-09-23 10:14:19 PM  

FriarReb98: My BFF's husband went there one year (it's also his bday), and has plenty of horror stories about it.

But I still would like to take the time to say Fark you to the maskholes, hoaxers and other assorted Covidiots who have taken another milestone away.

\tbh, the only good thing they're doing is making it so no one would want to invade us in the first place once T**** is no longer a useful idiot


Yeah the takeover is being conducted without a need for a public invasion. So we have that going for us. Which is good.

A correct thinking citizen will comply with the covering of their disgusting and untouchable face so that no one will ever be subjected to their fetid and diseased breath forever. Never again will our masters have to see anything but a faceless servant doing their bidding. I just don't understand why the workers have any problem with an obedient life. We are lucky they let us live and serve them.
 
2020-09-23 10:15:08 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: FriarReb98: My BFF's husband went there one year (it's also his bday), and has plenty of horror stories about it.

But I still would like to take the time to say Fark you to the maskholes, hoaxers and other assorted Covidiots who have taken another milestone away.

\tbh, the only good thing they're doing is making it so no one would want to invade us in the first place once T**** is no longer a useful idiot

Yeah the takeover is being conducted without a need for a public invasion. So we have that going for us. Which is good.

A correct thinking citizen will comply with the covering of their disgusting and untouchable face so that no one will ever be subjected to their fetid and diseased breath forever. Never again will our masters have to see anything but a faceless servant doing their bidding. I just don't understand why the workers have any problem with an obedient life. We are lucky they let us live and serve them.


That must be some strong stuff you're smoking.
 
2020-09-23 10:22:16 PM  
Never did that but the 4th on the mall was the big thing in DC. Probably wouldn't go now but when I was younger it was mayhem and fun.
 
2020-09-23 10:35:21 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: FriarReb98: My BFF's husband went there one year (it's also his bday), and has plenty of horror stories about it.

But I still would like to take the time to say Fark you to the maskholes, hoaxers and other assorted Covidiots who have taken another milestone away.

\tbh, the only good thing they're doing is making it so no one would want to invade us in the first place once T**** is no longer a useful idiot

Yeah the takeover is being conducted without a need for a public invasion. So we have that going for us. Which is good.

A correct thinking citizen will comply with the covering of their disgusting and untouchable face so that no one will ever be subjected to their fetid and diseased breath forever. Never again will our masters have to see anything but a faceless servant doing their bidding. I just don't understand why the workers have any problem with an obedient life. We are lucky they let us live and serve them.


How high are you?
 
2020-09-23 10:38:02 PM  

The_Sponge: Even when things were normal....

Going to Times Square for NYE was a dumb idea.


We did it once in college. Everyone should do it once in college. Like LSD: it's a super bad idea but you'll at least cross it off the old bucket list and will forever be able to tell people that you did it.
 
2020-09-23 10:44:45 PM  
I have an idea.  When the ball drops, we all shout JUMANJI!!!!

It's worth a shot.
 
2020-09-23 10:53:33 PM  
"For the first time in 114 years, there will be no crowd in Times Square to cheer the famed New Year's Eve ball drop."

Yeah, good luck with that. Four million drunk New Yorkers are totes going to stand behind the "no party" line.
 
2020-09-23 11:12:05 PM  

Kalyco Jack: The_Sponge: Even when things were normal....

Going to Times Square for NYE was a dumb idea.

We did it once in college. Everyone should do it once in college. Like LSD: it's a super bad idea but you'll at least cross it off the old bucket list and will forever be able to tell people that you did it.


I just can't do it.  No alcohol, and the bathroom situation is awful.

Places where I enjoyed an awesome NYE:

Las Vegas
Honolulu (Year 2000.)
Portland, OR
Auburn, WA
 
2020-09-23 11:59:57 PM  

The_Sponge: Kalyco Jack: The_Sponge: Even when things were normal....

Going to Times Square for NYE was a dumb idea.

We did it once in college. Everyone should do it once in college. Like LSD: it's a super bad idea but you'll at least cross it off the old bucket list and will forever be able to tell people that you did it.

I just can't do it.  No alcohol, and the bathroom situation is awful.

Places where I enjoyed an awesome NYE:

Las Vegas
Honolulu (Year 2000.)
Portland, OR
Auburn, WA


Bring your own liquor, hide it in your sock. And dude - there are times when the world is your urinal, this is one of them!
 
2020-09-24 1:40:55 AM  
I used to go to Vegas for nye but it was just to see family. Never even thought of going to the strip. You're trapped on the street until 4am and can't use any of the bathrooms unless you have a room key. fark that.

I'd nominate Chiang Mai as best place to be on nye. Nothing comes close.
 
2020-09-24 1:43:12 AM  

JJRRutgers: I have an idea.  When the ball drops, we all shout JUMANJI KOBE!!!!

 
2020-09-24 8:17:28 AM  
2020 is like Trump. It'll have to be dragged out kicking and screaming.
 
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