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2020-09-23 12:29:40 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2020-09-23 12:40:46 PM  
*knocks over bottle of bleach into puddle of ammonia*
 
2020-09-23 12:45:47 PM  
"simulated illnesses in the past"

LOL!  He really dedicated himself to this one I guess

Trump seen taking notes... wait, he can't read... crap... Trump seen asking someone to take notes "People infected themselves with COVID!"
 
2020-09-23 12:48:00 PM  
Now THAT'S how you gaslight and project!
 
2020-09-23 12:49:51 PM  

OldRod: "simulated illnesses in the past"

LOL!  He really dedicated himself to this one I guess

Trump seen taking notes... wait, he can't read... crap... Trump seen asking someone to take notes "People infected themselves with COVID!"


Oh, they're already blaming the American people...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinio​n​s/2020/09/22/white-house-blames-voters​-messes-trump-made/?utm_source=fark&ut​m_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID​=ref_fark
 
2020-09-23 12:54:16 PM  
Obviously he was trying to go viral on TikTok by starting a Novichok Challenge.   Tide Pods are so passé.
 
2020-09-23 12:56:16 PM  
Putin trolls Macron.

Then laughs and says, "Hey, on a completely unrelated subject...do you think Europe is going to want any natural gas this winter? [Snert]"
 
2020-09-23 1:00:40 PM  
Luckily there aren't an world leaders dumb enough to believe such transparent bullshi...

...oh...

...right.

Goddammitsomuch.
 
2020-09-23 1:01:51 PM  
It could have been someone sitting on their bed that weighs four hundred pounds.  You don't know.
 
2020-09-23 1:01:52 PM  
Happened to me last week. I'm mostly over it.
 
2020-09-23 1:02:03 PM  
*aren't any*

Goddammitsomuch, part II: electric failaloo.
 
2020-09-23 1:02:09 PM  
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Eat Russian food, win Russian prizes.

No wonder Vladimir Putin thinks ice cream can modify his sexuality, he has neural damage and is delusional.
 
2020-09-23 1:03:20 PM  
That's what they'll say when putin falls under a mysterious illness and waste away. Meh it happens.
 
2020-09-23 1:04:31 PM  
I picked the wrong time of the year to quit eating polonium.
 
2020-09-23 1:04:32 PM  

SpecialSnowFlake: Luckily there aren't an world leaders dumb enough to believe such transparent bullshi...

...oh...

...right.

Goddammitsomuch.


I doubt he poisoned himself, seems pretty dumb.

Also dumb is assuming that the Russian intelligence services are so singularly moronic that they'd poison a critic with farking Novichok.  A nerve agent that is almost guaranteed to come from Russia.
 
2020-09-23 1:04:39 PM  

SpecialSnowFlake: Luckily there aren't an world leaders dumb enough to believe such transparent bullshi...

...oh...

...right.

Goddammitsomuch.


Oh Trump won't believe it for a moment, he will know the truth.

He just won't say it. He'll lie his face off because he would love to rule the US like Putin does Russia - like a dictator and merging the state and criminal organizations to provide him his muscle - and Putin is also his co-conspirator.
 
2020-09-23 1:05:32 PM  
You WILL be happy with meal. That is prize.
 
2020-09-23 1:06:08 PM  

jethroe: SpecialSnowFlake: Luckily there aren't an world leaders dumb enough to believe such transparent bullshi...

...oh...

...right.

Goddammitsomuch.

I doubt he poisoned himself, seems pretty dumb.

Also dumb is assuming that the Russian intelligence services are so singularly moronic that they'd poison a critic with farking Novichok.  A nerve agent that is almost guaranteed to come from Russia.


Yeah, like Putin could ever get away with doing something like that in the past.
 
2020-09-23 1:06:27 PM  
Eh?
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2020-09-23 1:06:51 PM  
There are two kinds of lies:

There's the lie you tell to conceal the truth.

Then there's the lie you tell to inform people that the truth doesn't matter.
 
2020-09-23 1:07:02 PM  
That sparkle you see in the East is just Trumps eyes looking on lovingly at this news.
 
2020-09-23 1:08:10 PM  
Is shocking how Putin enemies keep leaping down elevator shaft onto bullets. Must be conspiracy against him!
 
2020-09-23 1:09:20 PM  
Subby jokes but its actually true.

"Wellness" morons are constantly pushing things that can kill you.  Is it Brazil Nuts?  That in noticeable amounts as a regular part of a diet is actually feeding your body a steady dose of cyanide.
 
2020-09-23 1:09:21 PM  
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2020-09-23 1:11:43 PM  

jethroe: Also dumb is assuming that the Russian intelligence services are so singularly moronic that they'd poison a critic with farking Novichok. A nerve agent that is almost guaranteed to come from Russia.


Isn't that the point, to send a message to other critics. They want their critics to know that they will be killed by the state.
 
2020-09-23 1:11:46 PM  

jethroe: Also dumb is assuming that the Russian intelligence services are so singularly moronic that they'd poison a critic with farking Novichok.  A nerve agent that is almost guaranteed to come from Russia.


Because if a prominent Putin critic were poisoned with good old arsenic, no one would suspect a thing.
 
2020-09-23 1:13:25 PM  

wejash: Putin trolls Macron.

Then laughs and says, "Hey, on a completely unrelated subject...do you think Europe is going to want any natural gas this winter? [Snert]"


However playing that card too hard could result in some very unpleasant consequences. "I would think so Vlad, but maybe we cut our purchases by 50%? Does that work for your economy? I mean, if it's such a hardship for Russia to sell all that gas at a profit..."

There comes a point in trolling your opponent with an advantage that you forget that you are just as beholden and vulnerable. The Russian economy is already shiat. Wouldn't take much to dump them into economic chaos.
 
2020-09-23 1:15:19 PM  
....and Putin critics in Moscow are constantly throwing themselves out windows of tall buildings.
 
2020-09-23 1:16:24 PM  
Each time Putin does shiat like this, they need to have two ships sunk within the same hour losing all hands. Or two Russian oligarchs' children die in separate incidents within the same hour.

When they come asking around about WTF is happening we can hold up our hand like "O Noes, We Have No Idea."

It is the only farking language they understand. When their actions result in coincidental awful reactions swift enough and painful enough to get the point across, then they will stop.

Until then we're all just inviting them to carry on.
 
2020-09-23 1:17:14 PM  
Actually it's true. I've lost count how many times I've poisoned myself with nerve agents, but I just can't help putting on pulled pork sandwiches.
 
2020-09-23 1:18:34 PM  
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Trump's supporters are packing indoors like cattle to catch Covid-19 and die for their sad, orange leader.
I bet they think this is perfectly cromulent reasoning.
 
2020-09-23 1:18:44 PM  

jethroe: SpecialSnowFlake: Luckily there aren't an world leaders dumb enough to believe such transparent bullshi...

...oh...

...right.

Goddammitsomuch.

I doubt he poisoned himself, seems pretty dumb.

Also dumb is assuming that the Russian intelligence services are so singularly moronic that they'd poison a critic with farking Novichok.  A nerve agent that is almost guaranteed to come from Russia.

jethroe: SpecialSnowFlake: Luckily there aren't an world leaders dumb enough to believe such transparent bullshi...

...oh...

...right.

Goddammitsomuch.

I doubt he poisoned himself, seems pretty dumb.

Also dumb is assuming that the Russian intelligence services are so singularly moronic that they'd poison a critic with farking Novichok.  A nerve agent that is almost guaranteed to come from Russia.


The whole friggen' point of the Novichok was that everyone would know precisely who did the poisoning.

It proves that Putin/Russia (and they are one and the same) has the balls to poison whoever they please and, more importantly, that no one dares to retaliate.

It's a double message for anyone hoping to speak out against Putin/Russia: we will kill you, painfully and publicly, and nothing will come from your death. You'll not be a martyr, you'll just be dead.
 
2020-09-23 1:20:10 PM  

jethroe: SpecialSnowFlake: Luckily there aren't an world leaders dumb enough to believe such transparent bullshi...

...oh...

...right.

Goddammitsomuch.

I doubt he poisoned himself, seems pretty dumb.

Also dumb is assuming that the Russian intelligence services are so singularly moronic that they'd poison a critic with farking Novichok.  A nerve agent that is almost guaranteed to come from Russia.


This post exists because of course it does.
 
2020-09-23 1:20:13 PM  
I thought they were talking about alcohol.
 
2020-09-23 1:20:54 PM  

Armchair_Invective: jethroe: SpecialSnowFlake: Luckily there aren't an world leaders dumb enough to believe such transparent bullshi...

...oh...

...right.

Goddammitsomuch.

I doubt he poisoned himself, seems pretty dumb.

Also dumb is assuming that the Russian intelligence services are so singularly moronic that they'd poison a critic with farking Novichok.  A nerve agent that is almost guaranteed to come from Russia.

Yeah, like Putin could ever get away with doing something like that in the past.


I think you're thinking of Polonium.  Or are you implying that Putin organized the Skripal debacle?

Anyway, you should probably read stuff.
 
2020-09-23 1:23:36 PM  

SpecialSnowFlake: jethroe: SpecialSnowFlake: Luckily there aren't an world leaders dumb enough to believe such transparent bullshi...

...oh...

...right.

Goddammitsomuch.

I doubt he poisoned himself, seems pretty dumb.

Also dumb is assuming that the Russian intelligence services are so singularly moronic that they'd poison a critic with farking Novichok.  A nerve agent that is almost guaranteed to come from Russia.
jethroe: SpecialSnowFlake: Luckily there aren't an world leaders dumb enough to believe such transparent bullshi...

...oh...

...right.

Goddammitsomuch.

I doubt he poisoned himself, seems pretty dumb.

Also dumb is assuming that the Russian intelligence services are so singularly moronic that they'd poison a critic with farking Novichok.  A nerve agent that is almost guaranteed to come from Russia.

The whole friggen' point of the Novichok was that everyone would know precisely who did the poisoning.

It proves that Putin/Russia (and they are one and the same) has the balls to poison whoever they please and, more importantly, that no one dares to retaliate.

It's a double message for anyone hoping to speak out against Putin/Russia: we will kill you, painfully and publicly, and nothing will come from your death. You'll not be a martyr, you'll just be dead.


Riiiight.  So Putin doesn't care who knows?  Doesn't care if he's caught red-handed, even if it means more sanctions?  lol

I mean, it's funny that your armchair quarterbacking is essentially a grade school level understanding of how the world works, but you're American, so I guess that's predictable.  Good luck in your future red-baiting.
 
2020-09-23 1:24:53 PM  
Putin is just talking about the band:

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2020-09-23 1:25:22 PM  

Diogenes: jethroe: SpecialSnowFlake: Luckily there aren't an world leaders dumb enough to believe such transparent bullshi...

...oh...

...right.

Goddammitsomuch.

I doubt he poisoned himself, seems pretty dumb.

Also dumb is assuming that the Russian intelligence services are so singularly moronic that they'd poison a critic with farking Novichok.  A nerve agent that is almost guaranteed to come from Russia.

This post exists because of course it does.


Yeah, it's not like I'm threatening (impotently) like someone upthread who says the US should be sinking Russian ships with all hands lost.  I mean, that's a recipe for World War with a nuclear superpower.
 
2020-09-23 1:25:56 PM  

jethroe: Armchair_Invective: jethroe: SpecialSnowFlake: Luckily there aren't an world leaders dumb enough to believe such transparent bullshi...

...oh...

...right.

Goddammitsomuch.

I doubt he poisoned himself, seems pretty dumb.

Also dumb is assuming that the Russian intelligence services are so singularly moronic that they'd poison a critic with farking Novichok.  A nerve agent that is almost guaranteed to come from Russia.

Yeah, like Putin could ever get away with doing something like that in the past.

I think you're thinking of Polonium.  Or are you implying that Putin organized the Skripal debacle?

Anyway, you should probably read stuff.


Sure, russian operators often travel to the UK to look at church spires  and then fark off back to Siberia and of course some rando "rogue" person did the poisoning....... eyeroll.jiffy
 
2020-09-23 1:28:02 PM  

jethroe: Diogenes: jethroe: SpecialSnowFlake: Luckily there aren't an world leaders dumb enough to believe such transparent bullshi...

...oh...

...right.

Goddammitsomuch.

I doubt he poisoned himself, seems pretty dumb.

Also dumb is assuming that the Russian intelligence services are so singularly moronic that they'd poison a critic with farking Novichok.  A nerve agent that is almost guaranteed to come from Russia.

This post exists because of course it does.

Yeah, it's not like I'm threatening (impotently) like someone upthread who says the US should be sinking Russian ships with all hands lost.  I mean, that's a recipe for World War with a nuclear superpower.


There's no need to read your posts.  We already know what they'll say.  Hence my comment.

Knock yourself out, Russophile.
 
2020-09-23 1:28:20 PM  
Trumper - I was trying to give COVID to those damn socialist lefties but ended up giving COVID to myself.

/amirite?
 
2020-09-23 1:29:53 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: jethroe: Also dumb is assuming that the Russian intelligence services are so singularly moronic that they'd poison a critic with farking Novichok.  A nerve agent that is almost guaranteed to come from Russia.

Because if a prominent Putin critic were poisoned with good old arsenic, no one would suspect a thing.


Um, I'm fairly certain that if the Russian intelligence agencies want to kill someone they can do it just as professionally as, say, Mossad or the CIA.  Make it look like an accident or something similar.

Intelligence agencies, especially in authoritarian countries, tend to know what they're doing when it comes to murdering dissidents without using tools that 100% implicate them specifically.
 
2020-09-23 1:30:54 PM  

Diogenes: jethroe: SpecialSnowFlake: Luckily there aren't an world leaders dumb enough to believe such transparent bullshi...

...oh...

...right.

Goddammitsomuch.

I doubt he poisoned himself, seems pretty dumb.

Also dumb is assuming that the Russian intelligence services are so singularly moronic that they'd poison a critic with farking Novichok.  A nerve agent that is almost guaranteed to come from Russia.

This post exists because of course it does.


Well, it's not like Russia (Putin) received any real punishment from using Novichok in the last 3 years.
 
2020-09-23 1:31:57 PM  

jethroe: Yeah, it's not like I'm threatening (impotently) like someone upthread who says the US should be sinking Russian ships with all hands lost.  I mean, that's a recipe for World War with a nuclear superpower.


I'm down with that.
 
2020-09-23 1:32:48 PM  

alienated: jethroe: Armchair_Invective: jethroe: SpecialSnowFlake: Luckily there aren't an world leaders dumb enough to believe such transparent bullshi...

...oh...

...right.

Goddammitsomuch.

I doubt he poisoned himself, seems pretty dumb.

Also dumb is assuming that the Russian intelligence services are so singularly moronic that they'd poison a critic with farking Novichok.  A nerve agent that is almost guaranteed to come from Russia.

Yeah, like Putin could ever get away with doing something like that in the past.

I think you're thinking of Polonium.  Or are you implying that Putin organized the Skripal debacle?

Anyway, you should probably read stuff.

Sure, russian operators often travel to the UK to look at church spires  and then fark off back to Siberia and of course some rando "rogue" person did the poisoning....... eyeroll.jiffy


Well you clearly have all this stuff figured out.  pretty smrt
 
2020-09-23 1:36:05 PM  

jethroe: Diogenes: jethroe: SpecialSnowFlake: Luckily there aren't an world leaders dumb enough to believe such transparent bullshi...

...oh...

...right.

Goddammitsomuch.

I doubt he poisoned himself, seems pretty dumb.

Also dumb is assuming that the Russian intelligence services are so singularly moronic that they'd poison a critic with farking Novichok.  A nerve agent that is almost guaranteed to come from Russia.

This post exists because of course it does.

Yeah, it's not like I'm threatening (impotently) like someone upthread who says the US should be sinking Russian ships with all hands lost.  I mean, that's a recipe for World War with a nuclear superpower.


Hahahahahaha... superpower ... hahahahahaha

Also yeah, the point of using a nerve agent that only comes from one place is so that people will know where it came from.
 
2020-09-23 1:36:29 PM  
This is why I don't keep ours anywhere near the Tide Pods
 
2020-09-23 1:37:26 PM  

jethroe: SpecialSnowFlake: jethroe: SpecialSnowFlake: Luckily there aren't an world leaders dumb enough to believe such transparent bullshi...

...oh...

...right.

Goddammitsomuch.

I doubt he poisoned himself, seems pretty dumb.

Also dumb is assuming that the Russian intelligence services are so singularly moronic that they'd poison a critic with farking Novichok.  A nerve agent that is almost guaranteed to come from Russia.
jethroe: SpecialSnowFlake: Luckily there aren't an world leaders dumb enough to believe such transparent bullshi...

...oh...

...right.

Goddammitsomuch.

I doubt he poisoned himself, seems pretty dumb.

Also dumb is assuming that the Russian intelligence services are so singularly moronic that they'd poison a critic with farking Novichok.  A nerve agent that is almost guaranteed to come from Russia.

The whole friggen' point of the Novichok was that everyone would know precisely who did the poisoning.

It proves that Putin/Russia (and they are one and the same) has the balls to poison whoever they please and, more importantly, that no one dares to retaliate.

It's a double message for anyone hoping to speak out against Putin/Russia: we will kill you, painfully and publicly, and nothing will come from your death. You'll not be a martyr, you'll just be dead.

Riiiight.  So Putin doesn't care who knows?  Doesn't care if he's caught red-handed, even if it means more sanctions?  lol

I mean, it's funny that your armchair quarterbacking is essentially a grade school level understanding of how the world works, but you're American, so I guess that's predictable.  Good luck in your future red-baiting.


Sanctions?  Really?  Do tell us all about them and who is enforcing them.   Last time I checked the biggest enforcer country of sanctions on either Russia or China was being led by a toddler puppet, installed by foreign influence in 2016.
 
2020-09-23 1:41:56 PM  

Diogenes: jethroe: SpecialSnowFlake: Luckily there aren't an world leaders dumb enough to believe such transparent bullshi...

...oh...

...right.

Goddammitsomuch.

I doubt he poisoned himself, seems pretty dumb.

Also dumb is assuming that the Russian intelligence services are so singularly moronic that they'd poison a critic with farking Novichok.  A nerve agent that is almost guaranteed to come from Russia.

This post exists because of course it does.


Well, if nothing else: now we know Dana Rohrabacher's Fark handle...
 
2020-09-23 1:42:56 PM  
Wow, a Skripal truther. 2020 just keeps getting dumber and dumber.
 
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