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(The Verge)   Facebook audio leaks show it's a terrible company doing terrible things. Also, something about missing office snacks   (theverge.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, influence of its conservative head of policy, company's weekly Q&A, dozens of internal posts, much power, policy changes, Zuckerberg's weekly addresses  
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2020-09-23 1:03:18 PM  
That "article" made me look at Zuckerberg's face.

I feel queasy now.
 
2020-09-23 1:12:42 PM  
CSB: I'm in a study to be paid to shut off Facebook for a period of time.  Joke's on them, I was gonna shut off Facebook anyway!
 
2020-09-23 1:16:03 PM  
I deleted my Facebook account back in 2017, when it was apparent then that Facebook is a shiatty company, and I'm not quick on figuring out things like how bad something is. Just in general, Facebook uses it's algorithms to fark with you. Even from the very start of FB, Zuck called his users, "dumb farks".
 
2020-09-23 1:16:06 PM  
To think: your parents believe that Hillary Clinton invented coronavirus as a means of protecting her child sex cult from Trump all because Zuckerburg and his friends got horny back in college.
 
2020-09-23 1:18:22 PM  
farkerburg can go fark himself.
 
2020-09-23 1:18:26 PM  

MattytheMouse: To think: your parents believe that Hillary Clinton invented coronavirus as a means of protecting her child sex cult from Trump all because Zuckerburg and his friends got horny back in college.


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You were looking for this I assume?
 
2020-09-23 1:18:37 PM  
What wrong with what Zuckerberg is doing? He's clearly making the case that both sides are bad and as a result doing nothing to curb misinformation because you should vote republican anyways.  I've seen many farkers taking this stance in their comments so why should we be upset with Zuck for doing that and profiting on the downfall of western society?
 
2020-09-23 1:18:44 PM  
Gee, its not like they allowed people to use Facebook to encourage and organize literal genocides and civil wars.  Oh, wait... yes they did.
 
2020-09-23 1:18:54 PM  

Grungehamster: MattytheMouse: To think: your parents believe that Hillary Clinton invented coronavirus as a means of protecting her child sex cult from Trump all because Zuckerburg and his friends got horny back in college.

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You were looking for this I assume?


YES! Thank you. I'd thought I'd had that meme saved to my phone and I couldn't find it.
 
2020-09-23 1:21:27 PM  
It's a tough call: your employees and experts in the field say that your site is a botnet paradise that is poisoning the minds of your users.

Your users say they like the sweet candy and give them more of it.

Who is to say what is right?
 
2020-09-23 1:22:57 PM  
"trying to make sure that that's as positive as possible"

See Mark, you dumb entitled piece of shiat, there's no reason for that last bit. If your 'social' media company isn't wholly positive then it is anti-social. It needs to go away. You're putting profit above all. You're scum trying hard not to become the next Tom... or Sean Fanning.
 
2020-09-23 1:23:11 PM  
From the Americans:

"We're trying to make the world a better place."

"That's what evil people say just before they do evil things."

/seemed relevant
 
2020-09-23 1:23:40 PM  

skinink: I deleted my Facebook account back in 2017, when it was apparent then that Facebook is a shiatty company, and I'm not quick on figuring out things like how bad something is. Just in general, Facebook uses it's algorithms to fark with you. Even from the very start of FB, Zuck called his users, "dumb farks".


I deleted mine awhile back as well. I'm convinced most people would be a lot happier if they did the same. Telephones, text messages, email, and instant messengers all exist and don't require you to dump loads of your personal information into some douchebag's database for sale to whoever.
 
2020-09-23 1:25:38 PM  
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2020-09-23 1:27:47 PM  
StateBook needs to go the fark away.
 
2020-09-23 1:28:50 PM  
"I would hope that people come to work here for the mission."

No man they come to work here for the farking money and a farking resume bullet point. When will CEOs start to get it that people dont give a damn.about being part of the "McFamily" they only care about if this job will pay the bills and get them to where they want to go.

And the neutrality stuff is laughable. "I have deep and personal feelings about the president but I cant allow them to influence my decision". The. fark. You. Cant. Its your company Mark this hemming and having just makes you look like both a feckless coont and a heartless bastard which is impressive. It's like watching the Krupp CEO in 1933 say "i got deep feelings about this Hitler chap, but I need to be neutral so I can put our engine in his tanks." If you cant speak up against injustice Mark then you are enabling it, and if enable it then fark what you feel becaue what you're doing is actually hurting people.
 
2020-09-23 1:29:19 PM  

Grungehamster: MattytheMouse: To think: your parents believe that Hillary Clinton invented coronavirus as a means of protecting her child sex cult from Trump all because Zuckerburg and his friends got horny back in college.

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You were looking for this I assume?


The "everyone's parents" in this meme is a very specific targeted advertising search for the following demographics: 1. American
2. Lower income ($0 to $55,000/annually).
3. Likely to be Caucasian (Non-hispanic).
4. Education is a high school Diploma or less. Slight percentage includes a undergraduate degree.
5. Age range between 45 to 80.

/this stuff isn't rocket science. //Americans are just plain dumb.
 
2020-09-23 1:30:18 PM  

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they forgot the neck tattoos yo
 
2020-09-23 1:32:37 PM  

Tomahawk513: CSB: I'm in a study to be paid to shut off Facebook for a period of time.  Joke's on them, I was gonna shut off Facebook anyway!


Can I get on that study?
 
2020-09-23 1:33:05 PM  

Iworkformsn: Tomahawk513: CSB: I'm in a study to be paid to shut off Facebook for a period of time.  Joke's on them, I was gonna shut off Facebook anyway!

Can I get on that study?


Came here for the same question.
 
2020-09-23 1:36:51 PM  

skinink: I deleted my Facebook account back in 2017, when it was apparent then that Facebook is a shiatty company, and I'm not quick on figuring out things like how bad something is. Just in general, Facebook uses it's algorithms to fark with you. Even from the very start of FB, Zuck called his users, "dumb farks".


I deleted mine in 2017/2018...  and remade it in 2019 when I started my own business.
 
2020-09-23 1:51:31 PM  
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2020-09-23 1:59:35 PM  
I just finished listening to the now 4 episodes Behind the Bastards has done on Zuck... Terrible human.

Facebook doesn't care about destabilizing democracies and entire nations. fark Facebook.
 
2020-09-23 2:09:35 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: That "article" made me look at Zuckerberg's face.

I feel queasy now.


FTA: During a mid-July Q&A, employees who by then had become accustomed to seeing Zuckerberg only on video calls noted that his skin seemed to always look good, and asked him what he described as "a lot of questions on" his skincare routine.

I'm calling bullshiat
 
2020-09-23 3:14:37 PM  
Verge needs to wash it's mouth out with cow diarrhea for using words like this:

The Verge, you can hear Facebook's CEO trying to hold the center.

FOOOOOK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! MANIPULATIVE BS ASS HOLES!!!!!!

The Verge, you can hear Facebook's CEO trying to hold the center. play both sides.


Holding the center is to say, trying to have a more balanced, maybe reasonable approach/outcome.
The zuckerbot does not such thing, it looks out for itself entierly, it does and says whatever seems arbitrarily from one moment to the next to get it the most power, money and influence it can.
 
2020-09-23 3:51:04 PM  

The-Brain: I just finished listening to the now 4 episodes Behind the Bastards has done on Zuck... Terrible human.

Facebook doesn't care about destabilizing democracies and entire nations. fark Facebook.


THIS. I agree with Evans: he should be sent to the Hague.
 
2020-09-23 4:26:11 PM  

Billy Liar: OkieDookie: [Fark user image 425x425]

they forgot the neck tattoos yo


Sorry.  There are lyrics though.

"Where ever you go
whatever you do
I'll be right there
logging all the data on you"
 
2020-09-23 4:26:41 PM  
kill -9 Facebook
rm -rf /Facebook/

That quick, that easy, and the world would be a better place.
 
2020-09-23 6:38:29 PM  
The animation at the beginning is amusing. Unlike everything else about this story.
 
2020-09-23 7:34:02 PM  
I miss the "you are all abusing the office snacks by eating them" emails from my office.
 
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