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2020-09-23 11:53:06 AM  
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2020-09-23 11:57:55 AM  
As are we all.
 
2020-09-23 11:58:34 AM  
Rand Paul is a piece of farking garbage.
 
2020-09-23 12:02:35 PM  
Where is Rand's neighbor when you need him?
 
2020-09-23 12:03:06 PM  
Done in 3. I think that covers it, folks.
 
2020-09-23 12:03:12 PM  
"More resilient"

What the fark does that even mean?
 
2020-09-23 12:03:44 PM  
Facts? Morals? Ideals? Republicans have none of those, only caring about the grift and power.
 
2020-09-23 12:03:57 PM  
I wanna see a cage match between them.
 
2020-09-23 12:04:25 PM  

Mrtraveler01: "More resilient"

What the fark does that even mean?


"Those people" can stand diseases because they are dirty.
 
2020-09-23 12:04:38 PM  
So are the rest of us, Dr. Fauci, so are the rest of us.
 
2020-09-23 12:04:49 PM  
Rand Paul is a prick.

That is all.
 
2020-09-23 12:05:23 PM  

Mrtraveler01: "More resilient"

What the fark does that even mean?


Probably something stupid and racist, but those countries do have better obesity rates than we do.
 
2020-09-23 12:05:30 PM  
If only he'd do the same thing with Trump.
 
2020-09-23 12:06:12 PM  
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Fittingly ironic.
 
2020-09-23 12:06:21 PM  
I would have said "repeatedly", but you go, Dr. F.
 
2020-09-23 12:06:44 PM  

Mrtraveler01: "More resilient"

What the fark does that even mean?


Racism.
 
2020-09-23 12:06:49 PM  
Thanks again Kentucky.

\Seriously wtf is wrong with that state?
 
2020-09-23 12:06:50 PM  
That was actually pretty awesome
 
2020-09-23 12:07:31 PM  
Rand Paul is a dumbass.
 
2020-09-23 12:07:59 PM  

PlaidJaguar: Thanks again Kentucky.

\Seriously wtf is wrong with that state?


Don't worry, I'm sure they'll add to the long list in a couple of hours.
 
2020-09-23 12:08:13 PM  
The funniest thing was back in February an early argument from some idiots was that shutdowns were unnecessary because the disease was primarily Asian in nature so much like the Native Americans vs. Europeans it is safe to assume superior white immune systems would shrug it off.
 
2020-09-23 12:08:28 PM  

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: Mrtraveler01: "More resilient"

What the fark does that even mean?

Racism.


Just don't let the 'proud boys' know that Rand is saying that a race is superior in any way.
 
2020-09-23 12:08:52 PM  
They likely have fewer comorbidities due to better diet and universal care.  But a) even a pretend doctor like Rand Paul should know the difference between what he said and this b) correct if I'm wrong but fewer comorbidities should only correlate with better patient outcome but will not affect the rate of spread of the virus. Japan and Korea are also doing a better job containing the disease.
 
d23 [OhFark]
2020-09-23 12:08:57 PM  
Asians COOPERATE.  People in the west are "Mah rights fook you".

That is the the difference.
 
2020-09-23 12:09:04 PM  
Duke should revoke Paul's medical degree
 
2020-09-23 12:10:05 PM  

Dafatone: Mrtraveler01: "More resilient"

What the fark does that even mean?

Probably something stupid and racist, but those countries do have better obesity rates than we do.


It does stand to reason that if Covid was "born" in that region, that there could have been some less virulent precursor strains that made their rounds without anyone noticing that could have given some herd resistance to the virus.
 
2020-09-23 12:10:11 PM  
Rand Paul behaves like an ignorant turd - what a shock!
 
2020-09-23 12:10:15 PM  
Obviously, they don't teach anything resembling medicine at the Duke University School of Medicine.  I think that the honorific title of Dr. can be removed when addressing Dr. Rand Paul.  Duke sucks.

Come to think of it, why even address him with a name.

Dumbass
Asshat
Farkwit
Lawn Boy Punching Bag

Any of the above are fine.
 
2020-09-23 12:10:48 PM  
Ya see.  They got little eyes.  Can't call them what they are cause the PC police will get ya.  Them little eyes make it harder for them viri to get in to them?  Also, they gots little noses.  Can't get a lot of viri in them little noses.  So that's what makes them more resilient.

Harold Freakstorm
Redneck Doctor
"That'll go back if'n ya pray on it enough"
 
2020-09-23 12:11:04 PM  

Mrtraveler01: "More resilient"

What the fark does that even mean?


He might be right if he's intimating they have fewer of the underlying factors that lead to death.

In 'Merica, we have the world cornered on fat people (for example I myself, am quite fat). And with great fatness, comes great secondary factors that covid also likes (heart disease and the beetes). Maybe I'm stretching here in providing a benefit of a doubt. In fact, I'd bet I am. But, anyway, its likely a factor.
 
2020-09-23 12:11:27 PM  
Who bankrolls this asshole? Who does he work for? No, not 'the people'. What organization pays him so he can go say and do hateful and stupid cruel bullsh*t?
 
2020-09-23 12:12:03 PM  
Antibodies aren't in the Constitution.
 
2020-09-23 12:12:18 PM  

kbronsito: They likely have fewer comorbidities due to better diet and universal care.  But a) even a pretend doctor like Rand Paul should know the difference between what he said and this b) correct if I'm wrong but fewer comorbidities should only correlate with better patient outcome but will not affect the rate of spread of the virus. Japan and Korea are also doing a better job containing the disease.


In Japan and S. Korea, as well as other countries he mentions, mask use was also more prevalent prior to COVID-19. Hell, sometimes people in Japan or Korea will wear a mask when they have a minor cold.
 
2020-09-23 12:12:32 PM  
Why doesn't Ran Paul head home to Kentucky to get in touch with his constituents and take their pulse on COVID and maybe one or two other current items in the news?

Today.

Right around 1:30pm.

Middle of downtown Louisville.
 
2020-09-23 12:13:02 PM  

shpritz: Where is Rand's neighbor when you need him?


We are all Senator Rand's neighbor, figuratively.
 
2020-09-23 12:13:22 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Who bankrolls this asshole? Who does he work for? No, not 'the people'. What organization pays him so he can go say and do hateful and stupid cruel bullsh*t?


Kochs.

Also I would like to remind everyone that Rand had to give himself a PhD.
 
2020-09-23 12:13:37 PM  
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2020-09-23 12:14:12 PM  
TL;DR:

Rand: "What if some bullshiat, though?"

Fauci: "Right, but it's not that, it's this other non-bullshiat thing."

Rand: "Well OK but it's probably some other bullshiat and science is fake, moving on..."

Fauci: "Um, no, not moving on, it's also not some other bullshiat, you jackass."
 
2020-09-23 12:14:14 PM  
it takes a lot of effort to intentionally be that big a piece of shiat as rand consistently is
 
2020-09-23 12:14:15 PM  

dracos31: Mrtraveler01: "More resilient"

What the fark does that even mean?

"Those people" can stand diseases because they are dirty.


Nonsense, I think the Senator is arguing for the racial superiority of Asians. Let's sell Kentucky to Taiwan.
 
2020-09-23 12:14:37 PM  

bhcompy: Duke should revoke Paul's medical degree


Rand Paul would just found a university himself and award himself a degree. He already did that with board certification.

/It's the Libertarian way.
//Stupid and self-centered.
 
2020-09-23 12:14:51 PM  

Magnanimous_J: Dafatone: Mrtraveler01: "More resilient"

What the fark does that even mean?

Probably something stupid and racist, but those countries do have better obesity rates than we do.

It does stand to reason that if Covid was "born" in that region, that there could have been some less virulent precursor strains that made their rounds without anyone noticing that could have given some herd resistance to the virus.


The world is so connected though these days. We saw how quickly Covid-19 went from being an epidemic to a pandemic. It's unlikely that less virulent strains that could give China and Asia at large any type of immunity wouldn't have spread around the world in the same way.
 
2020-09-23 12:15:00 PM  

shpritz: Where is Rand's neighbor when you need him?


Didn't Rand claim brain damage when his attempts to obscure his neighbor's property line were addressed in kind?   Did anyone prove Rand was more brain damaged than before?
 
2020-09-23 12:15:09 PM  

capt.snicklefritz: Done in 3. I think that covers it, folks.


I mean, I'd stick around for pictures of nurses
 
2020-09-23 12:15:27 PM  
The farking hoops these assholes are willing to jump through to normalize 200,000+ dead Americans is horrific.  How many Benghazis are we up to now?
 
2020-09-23 12:15:36 PM  

Grungehamster: The funniest thing was back in February an early argument from some idiots was that shutdowns were unnecessary because the disease was primarily Asian in nature so much like the Native Americans vs. Europeans it is safe to assume superior white immune systems would shrug it off.


These are the same morons that thought you can only catch the virus in Chinatown.
 
2020-09-23 12:15:47 PM  

whidbey: Rand Paul is a piece of farking garbage.


Let's not forget that piece of shiat sat in the first senate "hearing" and dismissively, casually, blithely, arrogantly, self-confidently, casually called for the deaths of millions of Americans.

Worthless, pompous, useless, murderous asshole.

Thanks, Kentucky.
 
2020-09-23 12:16:06 PM  
If rand paul represents am educated and moral person from kentucky, that state must have the stupidest and most amoral filth in the world.  What a 4th world shiat hole!
 
2020-09-23 12:16:08 PM  

swankywanky: Why doesn't Ran Paul head home to Kentucky to get in touch with his constituents and take their pulse on COVID and maybe one or two other current items in the news?

Today.

Right around 1:30pm.

Middle of downtown Louisville.


I really hope that mutation ridden shiathole of a state isn't burned to the ground in an hour and 15 minutes....
 
2020-09-23 12:17:46 PM  

d23: Asians COOPERATE.  People in the west are "Mah rights fook you".

That is the the difference.


THIS. I'd take compassionate collectivism over rugged individualism any day
 
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