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2020-09-23 12:07:15 PM  

WHAT IS TODAY
23
sep
RESTLESS LEGS AWARENESS DAY
Congratulations! Here is bonus content from Social Media feeds from people CELEBRATING TODAY!
I love being part of the Celebration Nation


I don't understand. Am I supposed to buy something? Of course, right?

/every one of those days were invented by marketers
 
2020-09-23 12:15:51 PM  
Bisexual girls are my proof there is a God who loves us.
 
2020-09-23 12:53:48 PM  
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2020-09-23 12:55:45 PM  
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2020-09-23 12:57:19 PM  
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2020-09-23 12:57:44 PM  
I have never understood why people would limit their sexual exploits to any one gender. It's rather like going to a buffet and only eating one thing. Earth is a pleasure palace, experience all it has to offer!
 
2020-09-23 12:58:02 PM  
Did you just tell me to eat a dick, Sunny?
 
2020-09-23 12:58:49 PM  
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Brings a whole new meaning to Slim Jim
 
2020-09-23 1:00:23 PM  
I swear I read that as bestiality and had to stop chewing my tunafish cracker for a minute.
 
2020-09-23 1:06:01 PM  

Kalyco Jack: I have never understood why people would limit their sexual exploits to any one gender. It's rather like going to a buffet and only eating one thing. Earth is a pleasure palace, experience all it has to offer!


I don't like seafood or mushrooms. When I go to a buffet I don't eat those.
 
2020-09-23 1:06:10 PM  

Kalyco Jack: I have never understood why people would limit their sexual exploits to any one gender. It's rather like going to a buffet and only eating one thing. Earth is a pleasure palace, experience all it has to offer!


This is why I think the term bisexual could use a little more nuance.

There's a difference between "gender doesn't factor into who I'm attracted to" and "I want to fark everyone".
 
2020-09-23 1:08:42 PM  

JesseL: Kalyco Jack: I have never understood why people would limit their sexual exploits to any one gender. It's rather like going to a buffet and only eating one thing. Earth is a pleasure palace, experience all it has to offer!

This is why I think the term bisexual could use a little more nuance.

There's a difference between "gender doesn't factor into who I'm attracted to" and "I want to fark everyone".


Maybe I'm mistaken, but I think that's why we have "pansexual."
 
2020-09-23 1:09:46 PM  

Kalyco Jack: I have never understood why people would limit their sexual exploits to any one gender. It's rather like going to a buffet and only eating one thing. Earth is a pleasure palace, experience all it has to offer!


well, imagine the half of the buffet is stuff you don't like the smell of or want to eat.   It's not that hard to figure out.
 
2020-09-23 1:10:36 PM  
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"Everyone knows you been caught with the meat in your mouth"
-Dead Boys, 1977
 
2020-09-23 1:10:56 PM  

Inaditch: Kalyco Jack: I have never understood why people would limit their sexual exploits to any one gender. It's rather like going to a buffet and only eating one thing. Earth is a pleasure palace, experience all it has to offer!

I don't like seafood or mushrooms. When I go to a buffet I don't eat those.


What about snails?
 
2020-09-23 1:12:19 PM  

Hickory-smoked: JesseL: Kalyco Jack: I have never understood why people would limit their sexual exploits to any one gender. It's rather like going to a buffet and only eating one thing. Earth is a pleasure palace, experience all it has to offer!

This is why I think the term bisexual could use a little more nuance.

There's a difference between "gender doesn't factor into who I'm attracted to" and "I want to fark everyone".

Maybe I'm mistaken, but I think that's why we have "pansexual."


I took that to have pretty much the same issue, without the old gender-binary baggage.
 
2020-09-23 1:15:17 PM  
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2020-09-23 1:15:21 PM  

Hickory-smoked: JesseL: Kalyco Jack: I have never understood why people would limit their sexual exploits to any one gender. It's rather like going to a buffet and only eating one thing. Earth is a pleasure palace, experience all it has to offer!

This is why I think the term bisexual could use a little more nuance.

There's a difference between "gender doesn't factor into who I'm attracted to" and "I want to fark everyone".

Maybe I'm mistaken, but I think that's why we have "pansexual."


I prefer cast iron, but I'm open to anything.
 
2020-09-23 1:16:53 PM  
I'm only a "little bit" bisexual---not 50-50, which is what boring dumb folks think

and its not like gals are way into "bi guys"  (society does not allow them)

Pan is supposed to include trans folks and that's fine, but I'm not pan-romantic, I'm just a 'dog"

So no point in telling folks about it, if its just a sex kink
 
2020-09-23 1:24:46 PM  
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2020-09-23 1:26:12 PM  
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Always try to fit a Pam reference in when possible.
 
2020-09-23 1:27:38 PM  
I'm still stuck on "stick snack." Is that something shaped like a stick, or on a stick?

If it's the former, we're talking stick pretzels and stuff like that, and if the latter, does that make marshmallows over a fire or lollipops stick snack?

/ Why no, DNRTFA
 
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2020-09-23 1:56:03 PM  
Guys, go out and tell a lesbian that this one day a year she has to go to bed with you and she has to bring a friend. Celebrate Bisexuality.
 
2020-09-23 2:03:35 PM  

Kalyco Jack: I have never understood why people would limit their sexual exploits to any one gender. It's rather like going to a buffet and only eating one thing. Earth is a pleasure palace, experience all it has to offer!


Well, since attraction and sexual orientation are not choices we make, it's not that hard to figure out: that's not how it works.
 
2020-09-23 2:17:09 PM  

ZAZ: Guys, go out and tell a lesbian that this one day a year she has to go to bed with you and she has to bring a friend. Celebrate Bisexuality.


Okay, but you got to explain why im doing it to my wife.
 
2020-09-23 2:27:21 PM  

Kalyco Jack: I have never understood why people would limit their sexual exploits to any one gender. It's rather like going to a buffet and only eating one thing. Earth is a pleasure palace, experience all it has to offer!


Well, I do. I mean men are gross and I don't understand why dudes would want to get with other dudes. But I certainly wouldn't put anyone down for it. just because I don't understand it myself. At the very least it would be hypocritical since the only kind of porn I watch is girl/girl.
 
2020-09-23 2:30:24 PM  
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2020-09-23 2:33:37 PM  

Schmerd1948: I swear I read that as bestiality and had to stop chewing my tunafish cracker for a minute.


"Have you ever have sex with an animal, Jack? You know between us."

"I saw a couple sheep back there I'd take a shot at."

"LOL"

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2020-09-23 2:53:26 PM  

Mugato: Schmerd1948: I swear I read that as bestiality and had to stop chewing my tunafish cracker for a minute.

"Have you ever have sex with an animal, Jack? You know between us."

"I saw a couple sheep back there I'd take a shot at."

"LOL"

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Male or female sheep?
 
2020-09-23 3:01:06 PM  

Schmerd1948: Mugato: Schmerd1948: I swear I read that as bestiality and had to stop chewing my tunafish cracker for a minute.

"Have you ever have sex with an animal, Jack? You know between us."

"I saw a couple sheep back there I'd take a shot at."

"LOL"

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Male or female sheep?


Female. He wasn't gay.
 
2020-09-23 3:07:23 PM  
Bi-sexual? Great....as if l don't get enough of rejection from women.
 
2020-09-23 3:11:20 PM  

Hickory-smoked: Maybe I'm mistaken, but I think that's why we have "pansexual."


Pansexual is basically "attracted to the person, regardless of gender, including lack thereof or any form of trans status" and implies "the body is basically secondary, who's in it is what's important". (Some also further divide this last part into "sapiosexual" though).
Bisexual is simply "is attracted to both genders".
Of course, any and all of the above terms can apply to the same person.

Wants to fark everyone is pretty much just "excessively horny" or "wants to fark everyone". I don't think there's really a prefix to put in front of "sexual" for that one.
 
2020-09-23 3:29:10 PM  

trerro: Hickory-smoked: Maybe I'm mistaken, but I think that's why we have "pansexual."

Pansexual is basically "attracted to the person, regardless of gender, including lack thereof or any form of trans status" and implies "the body is basically secondary, who's in it is what's important". (Some also further divide this last part into "sapiosexual" though).
Bisexual is simply "is attracted to both genders".
Of course, any and all of the above terms can apply to the same person.

Wants to fark everyone is pretty much just "excessively horny" or "wants to fark everyone". I don't think there's really a prefix to put in front of "sexual" for that one.


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2020-09-23 3:43:55 PM  

gbv23: I'm only a "little bit" bisexual---not 50-50, which is what boring dumb folks think

and its not like gals are way into "bi guys"  (society does not allow them)

Pan is supposed to include trans folks and that's fine, but I'm not pan-romantic, I'm just a 'dog"

So no point in telling folks about it, if its just a sex kink


Lots of really freaky adventurous women are very into bi guys.
 
2020-09-23 4:03:57 PM  

JesseL: Kalyco Jack: I have never understood why people would limit their sexual exploits to any one gender. It's rather like going to a buffet and only eating one thing. Earth is a pleasure palace, experience all it has to offer!

This is why I think the term bisexual could use a little more nuance.

There's a difference between "gender doesn't factor into who I'm attracted to" and "I want to fark everyone".


So basically the difference between pan and bi?
 
2020-09-23 4:53:53 PM  
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2020-09-23 5:11:06 PM  

gbv23: and its not like gals are way into "bi guys" (society does not allow them)


Since when does "society" determine that?
 
2020-09-23 5:40:44 PM  

Mugato: gbv23: and its not like gals are way into "bi guys" (society does not allow them)

Since when does "society" determine that?


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"Society's to blame.  Society made me what I am."
 
2020-09-23 10:11:51 PM  
Nice. It's pole and hole day.
 
2020-09-23 11:18:09 PM  

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fark you
 
2020-09-24 12:03:00 AM  

Voiceofreason01: Ow! That was my feelings!: [Fark user image image 150x150]

fark you


That sounds like consent to me.  Let's go!
 
2020-09-24 8:01:49 AM  

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I actually read that in Del Boy's voice without a moments hesitation.
 
2020-09-24 8:18:58 AM  

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I actually read that in Del Boy's voice without a moments hesitation.


I'm not familiar with that character. Is that his catchphrase or something?

I thought it was a reference to the Blink episode of Doctor Who.
 
2020-09-24 8:53:35 AM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Voiceofreason01: Ow! That was my feelings!: [Fark user image image 150x150]

fark you

That sounds like consent to me.  Let's go!


Good thing homophobia is against the rules here. Thanks Drew!
 
2020-09-24 11:01:57 AM  

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fark you

That sounds like consent to me.  Let's go!

Good thing homophobia is against the rules here. Thanks Drew!


Tease.
 
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