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2020-09-23 10:34:23 AM  
Nevermind that, who is RoChamBeau's girlfriend?
 
2020-09-23 10:45:37 AM  
Apparently he golfs, and is a dick.
 
2020-09-23 11:08:53 AM  
Ugh, she looks plastic.
 
2020-09-23 11:09:22 AM  
I know him.  He was the Hindu guy in the B-Sharps.
 
2020-09-23 11:10:45 AM  

BizarreMan: Apparently he golfs, and is a dick.


Yep. He's pretty enamoured of himself and his own cleverness at approaching golf differently than everyone else. He's a dick.
 
2020-09-23 11:12:47 AM  

Hawk24: BizarreMan: Apparently he golfs, and is a dick.

Yep. He's pretty enamoured of himself and his own cleverness at approaching golf differently than everyone else. He's a dick.


I'm going to hold my judgement in abeyance on his dickishness.  Golf is such an inbred, don't-rock-the-boat, tradition-bound sport that anyone who does anything even slightly innovative is often ostracized.
 
2020-09-23 11:15:01 AM  
"Bryson DeChambeau" is a cheese, not a name.
 
2020-09-23 11:17:43 AM  
I think he's a golfist?
 
2020-09-23 11:23:22 AM  
Oh, STFU Fark Basement Brigade. Go outside and do something.
 
2020-09-23 11:24:34 AM  

FrancoFile: Hawk24: BizarreMan: Apparently he golfs, and is a dick.

Yep. He's pretty enamoured of himself and his own cleverness at approaching golf differently than everyone else. He's a dick.

I'm going to hold my judgement in abeyance on his dickishness.  Golf is such an inbred, don't-rock-the-boat, tradition-bound sport that anyone who does anything even slightly innovative is often ostracized.


True...but IMHO, he's not a dick because he takes a different approach. He's a dick because he really comes across as a smug douchebag convinced of his own cleverness. His approach also leads to terribly slow play at times and when his playing partners call him out on it, he responds like a whiney child.
 
2020-09-23 11:26:09 AM  

BizarreMan: Apparently he golfs, and is a dick.


Hawk24: BizarreMan: Apparently he golfs, and is a dick.

Yep. He's pretty enamoured of himself and his own cleverness at approaching golf differently than everyone else. He's a dick.


He hasn't approached the game any differently, he just spent the quarantine getting ripped.

Now he drives 420+ with some frequency. Watching him hit blows my mind.

Bryson DeChambeau's 423-yard drive leads to birdie at the Memorial
Youtube ayon1s5ZT2E
 
2020-09-23 11:32:57 AM  
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She likes wearing really big sunglasses.
 
2020-09-23 11:35:15 AM  

Hawk24: True...but IMHO, he's not a dick because he takes a different approach. He's a dick because he really comes across as a smug douchebag convinced of his own cleverness. His approach also leads to terribly slow play at times and when his playing partners call him out on it, he responds like a whiney child.


Slow play is not unusual in golf, and not for nothing, his approach is leading to wins - which is what matters. Honestly if I was him I'd be confident in what I was doing, which could come across as smug to those that hate that it works.

This is like arguing 'unwritten rules' in baseball. They are allllllllll dumb. Fark tradition.
 
2020-09-23 11:36:20 AM  

phimuskapsi: BizarreMan: Apparently he golfs, and is a dick.

Hawk24: BizarreMan: Apparently he golfs, and is a dick.

Yep. He's pretty enamoured of himself and his own cleverness at approaching golf differently than everyone else. He's a dick.

He hasn't approached the game any differently, he just spent the quarantine getting ripped.

Now he drives 420+ with some frequency. Watching him hit blows my mind.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/ayon1s5Z​T2E]


All his irons are all the same length. His swing is basically the same no matter what club he hits. That's terribly unique. He's also overly analytic. Ripped yes. But it makes one a little suspicious about how he underwent such a huge, rapid transformation. Especially when that body transformation is accompanied by an acne breakout at his age (see some of the close-ups from interviews last week).
 
2020-09-23 11:38:46 AM  

FrancoFile: Ugh, she looks plastic.


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I'd recycle her
 
2020-09-23 11:41:22 AM  
I'm guessing she's an instatramp from the GIS.
 
2020-09-23 11:44:02 AM  

Hawk24: phimuskapsi: BizarreMan: Apparently he golfs, and is a dick.

Hawk24: BizarreMan: Apparently he golfs, and is a dick.

Yep. He's pretty enamoured of himself and his own cleverness at approaching golf differently than everyone else. He's a dick.

He hasn't approached the game any differently, he just spent the quarantine getting ripped.

Now he drives 420+ with some frequency. Watching him hit blows my mind.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/ayon1s5Z​T2E]

All his irons are all the same length. His swing is basically the same no matter what club he hits. That's terribly unique. He's also overly analytic. Ripped yes. But it makes one a little suspicious about how he underwent such a huge, rapid transformation. Especially when that body transformation is accompanied by an acne breakout at his age (see some of the close-ups from interviews last week).


My swing is basically the same every club as well. I've never heard of irons being all the same length, but it makes sense to me. Might be harder to get the right angle, but I am intrigued by that idea.

PGA has drug testing, and steroids/HGH are on that banned list. He's 27, at that age I also added 30 pounds of bulk to my frame pretty easily, and given that he had nothing to do for months - he just worked out every day and slammed weights.

Is it possible? Sure, I'm just not sure how likely.
 
2020-09-23 12:11:51 PM  

Shryke: Oh, STFU Fark Basement Brigade. Go outside and do something.


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And by that I mean stay inside and watch golf!!1!
 
2020-09-23 12:13:06 PM  
To hell with DeChambeau's girlfriend.
Let's all ogle Ricky Fowler's wife:

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2020-09-23 12:14:53 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: FrancoFile: Ugh, she looks plastic.

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I'd recycle her


Cursive tattoos are right up there with 2" acrylic nails and a geological name.
 
2020-09-23 12:44:38 PM  
it's obvious they don't drug test in the PGA
 
2020-09-23 12:54:08 PM  

give me doughnuts: Let's all ogle Ricky Fowler's wife:

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GREAT GOOGILY MOOGILY.
I don't need your permission, but I'll take it.
 
2020-09-23 12:55:30 PM  

FrancoFile: Ugh, she looks plastic.


They still haven't got the look of those animated Real Dolls right yet. We are still in uncanny valley.

/Kwame still waiting for an upgrade
 
2020-09-23 12:59:50 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: it's obvious they don't drug test in the PGA


There are certainly rumors about PEDs in his diet. As analytical as he is though (physics major in college), I can see him managing to do this with tons of proteins and regimented work-outs.


Hawk24: FrancoFile: Hawk24: BizarreMan: Apparently he golfs, and is a dick.

Yep. He's pretty enamoured of himself and his own cleverness at approaching golf differently than everyone else. He's a dick.

I'm going to hold my judgement in abeyance on his dickishness.  Golf is such an inbred, don't-rock-the-boat, tradition-bound sport that anyone who does anything even slightly innovative is often ostracized.

True...but IMHO, he's not a dick because he takes a different approach. He's a dick because he really comes across as a smug douchebag convinced of his own cleverness. His approach also leads to terribly slow play at times and when his playing partners call him out on it, he responds like a whiney child.


I find his slow play aggravating, but I have to appreciate his results. Not his whining though, it's too douche-bro for my tastes.
 
2020-09-23 1:01:15 PM  

give me doughnuts: To hell with DeChambeau's girlfriend.
Let's all ogle Ricky Fowler's wife:

[Fark user image 701x1024]


I had no idea Ricky was married to Allison Stokke.
 
2020-09-23 1:01:47 PM  
She's a 23 year old with the cosmetic surgery of a 50 year old.
 
2020-09-23 1:33:41 PM  

give me doughnuts: To hell with DeChambeau's girlfriend.
Let's all ogle Ricky Fowler's wife:

[Fark user image 701x1024]


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2020-09-23 1:41:11 PM  

phimuskapsi: BizarreMan: Apparently he golfs, and is a dick.

Hawk24: BizarreMan: Apparently he golfs, and is a dick.

Yep. He's pretty enamoured of himself and his own cleverness at approaching golf differently than everyone else. He's a dick.

He hasn't approached the game any differently, he just spent the quarantine getting ripped.

Now he drives 420+ with some frequency. Watching him hit blows my mind.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/ayon1s5Z​T2E]



Oh, he has approached the game differently.

All his irons are the same length, so that he has to get only one swing motion into his muscle memory.
 
2020-09-23 1:56:57 PM  
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RIP BRONSON PINCHOT
 
2020-09-23 2:01:05 PM  
I have to say....pro golfers consistently have the hottest wives and girlfriends of any athletes.
 
2020-09-23 2:01:23 PM  

tfresh: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: FrancoFile: Ugh, she looks plastic.

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I'd recycle her

Cursive tattoos are right up there with 2" acrylic nails and a geological name.


gentlemen put your hands together and turn your attention to the center stage for the lovely Sapphire! : motley crue starts playing:
 
2020-09-23 2:02:42 PM  

Hawk24: I have to say....pro golfers consistently have the hottest wives and girlfriends of any athletes.


golf is a game for rich assholes.  a lot of women dig rich assholes.
 
2020-09-23 2:10:24 PM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: Hawk24: I have to say....pro golfers consistently have the hottest wives and girlfriends of any athletes.

golf is a game for rich assholes.  a lot of women dig rich assholes.


Every professional sport is filled with rich assholes. The women who dig the golf assholes are typically better looking. DeChambeau's Real Doll, notwithstanding.
 
2020-09-23 2:19:02 PM  
Young, good looking, famous millionaire has a hot girlfriend.

Pretty big news.
 
2020-09-23 2:31:11 PM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: tfresh: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: FrancoFile: Ugh, she looks plastic.

[Fark user image 720x900]

I'd recycle her

Cursive tattoos are right up there with 2" acrylic nails and a geological name.

gentlemen put your hands together and turn your attention to the center stage for the lovely Sapphire! : motley crue starts playing:


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-09-23 2:38:08 PM  

FrancoFile: phimuskapsi: BizarreMan: Apparently he golfs, and is a dick.

Hawk24: BizarreMan: Apparently he golfs, and is a dick.

Yep. He's pretty enamoured of himself and his own cleverness at approaching golf differently than everyone else. He's a dick.

He hasn't approached the game any differently, he just spent the quarantine getting ripped.

Now he drives 420+ with some frequency. Watching him hit blows my mind.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/ayon1s5Z​T2E]


Oh, he has approached the game differently.

All his irons are the same length, so that he has to get only one swing motion into his muscle memory.


Yeah I didn't know that until this thread. It's an interesting concept. My swing is essentially the same with every club, just slightly different heights, but this would also affect club face angle. I'll have to do some more research into that.

I just can't believe the club speed. I'm not as strong as him, but I'm not weak either and if I hit it perfectly cleanly it's going a max of 280 to 300 in the air. I've even got a similar driving stance due to my height (arms/club make a straight line when swinging), no slight 'V' like bend at my hands. Maybe I just need to work on my hips...
 
2020-09-23 8:42:08 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: give me doughnuts: To hell with DeChambeau's girlfriend.
Let's all ogle Ricky Fowler's wife:

[Fark user image 701x1024]

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Still would.  Dynamite body.
 
2020-09-23 9:38:35 PM  

Hawk24: I have to say....pro golfers consistently have the hottest wives and girlfriends of any athletes.


Because rich white Chads attract hot white chicks.
 
2020-09-23 10:39:59 PM  

FrancoFile: Hawk24: BizarreMan: Apparently he golfs, and is a dick.

Yep. He's pretty enamoured of himself and his own cleverness at approaching golf differently than everyone else. He's a dick.

I'm going to hold my judgement in abeyance on his dickishness.  Golf is such an inbred, don't-rock-the-boat, tradition-bound sport that anyone who does anything even slightly innovative is often ostracized.


He hangs out with Eric Trump. Multiple pictures of them together.  He's a dick.
 
2020-09-24 12:22:35 AM  

Hawk24: Every professional sport is filled with rich assholes.


Of course they are.  However, while not a requirement, rich assholes are abundant at the amateur level.
 
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