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(Mirror.co.uk)   "Why can't you be more Fergie?'   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2020-09-23 8:59:58 AM  
But no, she stayed married to the guy.
 
2020-09-23 9:15:42 AM  
why can't you let me screw underage girls like Fergie allows Andy?
 
2020-09-23 9:17:29 AM  
Be more like Fergie? Like getting your toes sucked by your Texas "financial advisor"?

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2020-09-23 9:48:27 AM  
I've been wondering this about the Man Utd managers for quite a few years now.
 
2020-09-23 9:52:18 AM  
Waaaaaaay ahead of you.

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2020-09-23 10:36:18 AM  
I mean I could be like her but there is the gender reassignment surgery thing.
 
2020-09-23 10:40:22 AM  
prince charles would make a good ventriloquist doll
 
2020-09-23 10:42:00 AM  
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hall of fame
cy young
284 wins
seems like pretty good aspirations for a princess
 
2020-09-23 10:45:29 AM  
It blows my mind that 23 years after her dead, they're still writing articles about Diana as if she's alive.
 
2020-09-23 10:45:37 AM  
"That wasn't just a rebute.

It's normal to get tongue-tied when you can't choose between similar words like "rebuke," "rebut" and "refute," but in writing, really? Don't you have editors?
 
2020-09-23 10:45:51 AM  
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2020-09-23 10:49:02 AM  
More like her?

They were probably related.
 
2020-09-23 10:49:44 AM  
I can't think of anything more empowering than not meeting that doofus' ideal
 
2020-09-23 10:52:34 AM  
Pee her pants?

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2020-09-23 10:59:51 AM  

thornhill: It blows my mind that 23 years after her dead, they're still writing articles about Diana as if she's alive.


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2020-09-23 11:01:04 AM  
Because Fergie was certainly more him...

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2020-09-23 11:03:57 AM  
I think in retrospect Fergie looks a whole lot better for Dumping  the Pedo Prince Andrew when she did
 
2020-09-23 11:12:21 AM  

Walker: thornhill: It blows my mind that 23 years after her dead, they're still writing articles about Diana as if she's alive.

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I'm pretty sure that's from Private Eye which is noted for its satire and exposing hypocritical politician, amongst other things.
 
2020-09-23 11:12:58 AM  

Walker: thornhill: It blows my mind that 23 years after her dead, they're still writing articles about Diana as if she's alive.

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Lulz Private Eye.  I love the Eye.  Exact same jokes every issue, but I laugh every time.


As a "proper country girl", had a lot in common with her new in-laws including a passion for animals, skiing and horseriding.

Yeah, "passion of animals".  They don't torture and cruelly kill animals, they are passionate about them.  Here's a pic of Charles being passionate for foxes.

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F*ckers.  Scum.
 
2020-09-23 11:23:25 AM  

Super Chronic: "That wasn't just a rebute.

It's normal to get tongue-tied when you can't choose between similar words like "rebuke," "rebut" and "refute," but in writing, really? Don't you have editors?


Now we know Trump's Fark handle.


/joke alert
 
2020-09-23 11:29:41 AM  
I didn't realize that editor jobs had also been outsourced to Thailand.
 
2020-09-23 11:31:30 AM  
Why can't you be more like Fergie? is funniest when said to:

a) Prince Andrew
b) HM the Queen
c) Prince Phillip
d) The Queen Mother
 
2020-09-23 11:48:22 AM  
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2020-09-23 12:17:25 PM  
fark the monarchy.

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2020-09-23 1:53:14 PM  
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2020-09-23 2:13:27 PM  

CzarChasm: [Fark user image 850x601] ?


I don't know who that is, but I know Kimmy and they must shop in the same place.

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2020-09-23 2:31:26 PM  

DigitalDirt: CzarChasm: [Fark user image 850x601] ?

I don't know who that is, but I know Kimmy and they must shop in the same place.


Netflix " The Windsors "
 
2020-09-23 2:58:58 PM  

CzarChasm: DigitalDirt: CzarChasm: [Fark user image 850x601] ?

I don't know who that is, but I know Kimmy and they must shop in the same place.

Netflix " The Windsors "


Huh. I was thinking E!'s send-up The Royals.
 
2020-09-23 5:02:26 PM  
Wasn't he the manager of Aberdeen at the time?
 
2020-09-23 8:56:25 PM  
Or at least Fergie's tampon?

(this *is* Chuckie we're talking about, after all. :P  )
 
2020-09-24 1:53:47 AM  

CzarChasm: The Windsors


Oh British, well it can be great or be really bad. You really do have a different sense of humor and drag things on for so long, you are really different in story telling and humor.
 
2020-09-24 2:06:05 AM  
Just watched all of the show Flea Bag in two days, very British, but was a great and very unusual show, very emotional.
So honestly would you call her character a slag or a chav or an every day girl?
 
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