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(Under whirled)   Words and pictures: "Kate Beckinsale strolling into bed naked," "received a bikini wax," "we are the type of family who go around with a vitamin C sachet stuck to our anus" Also, " keen for a maggoty dead pigeon"   (theblast.com) divider line
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3119 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 23 Sep 2020 at 1:05 PM (23 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Mrs. Snipes
2020-09-23 1:09:52 PM  
12 votes:
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Hahahaha, those faces...
 
TommyDeuce [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-23 11:18:23 AM  
7 votes:
And the only nudity is a picture of her naked feet.

*zip*
 
Pincy
2020-09-23 1:32:49 PM  
5 votes:

Slypork: Mrs. Snipes: [Fark user image 387x208]

Hahahaha, those faces...

Nice. A biatch and a pussy


I didn't know you had a cat.
 
Billy69
2020-09-23 5:27:07 PM  
4 votes:

Stud Gerbil: Billy69: TommyDeuce: And the only nudity is a picture of her naked feet.

*zip*

I can assure you there used to be a picture of her completely naked on the internet, but it was removed, very effectively about 10 or so years ago.

thefappeningblog.com has them all.


Most definitely not the picture I'm referring to. The one that used to be on the internet was an (entirely innocent) family photo of her in the bath. With her dad.
 
Slypork
2020-09-23 1:27:06 PM  
3 votes:

Mrs. Snipes: [Fark user image 387x208]

Hahahaha, those faces...


Nice. A biatch and a pussy
 
bobug [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-23 1:22:56 PM  
3 votes:

Mrs. Snipes: [Fark user image 387x208]

Hahahaha, those faces...


That cat has one SERIOUS "Resting Asshole Face"
 
TommyDeuce [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-23 3:49:55 PM  
2 votes:

Billy69: TommyDeuce: And the only nudity is a picture of her naked feet.

*zip*

I can assure you there used to be a picture of her completely naked on the internet, but it was removed, very effectively about 10 or so years ago.


I've already made my choice . . .
 
gbv23
2020-09-23 2:07:08 PM  
2 votes:
Hey Kate, I'm told I can be a pretty big dick


/ but not the good kind
 
Stud Gerbil [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-09-23 1:57:13 PM  
2 votes:
She's leggy but a little on the thin side for my tastes.  We would disappoint each other.
 
TommyDeuce [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-23 1:41:09 PM  
2 votes:

RogueWallEnthusiast: Be honest, if you were in the same situation as that french bulldog you'd have done the same thing.

/all of you, including the straight ladies and gay men


Who's a lucky dog?!?!?!?!
 
Stud Gerbil [recently expired TotalFark]
2020-09-23 5:07:26 PM  
1 vote:

Billy69: TommyDeuce: And the only nudity is a picture of her naked feet.

*zip*

I can assure you there used to be a picture of her completely naked on the internet, but it was removed, very effectively about 10 or so years ago.


thefappeningblog.com has them all.
 
LurkerSupreme [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-23 3:16:41 PM  
1 vote:

Mrs. Snipes: [Fark user image 387x208]

Hahahaha, those faces...


Clive looks like the best contender I've seen yet for the throne of "Grumpy Cat."
 
Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient
2020-09-23 3:14:13 PM  
1 vote:

ukexpat: Still think her hotel chocolate story is pretty funny.


And her pantomime horse costume story.
 
RogueWallEnthusiast [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-23 1:33:45 PM  
1 vote:
Be honest, if you were in the same situation as that french bulldog you'd have done the same thing.

/all of you, including the straight ladies and gay men
 
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