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(NPR)   If you let your high schooler host a large party with underage drinking the police would like to have a word about this new virus you apparently have never heard of   (npr.org) divider line
    More: Dumbass, High school, high school student, town's health board, town's high school, house party, criminal charges, underage drinking, family members  
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2020-09-23 11:44:46 AM  
"Look...you were told this was going to be a killer kegger, and we delivered."
 
2020-09-23 11:59:42 AM  
"Look, we're just being the responsible parents. The kids are gonna drink anyways."
 
2020-09-23 6:55:21 PM  
Alcohol is a disinfectant, if anything these parents were keeping these high schoolers safe from diseases.
 
2020-09-23 6:55:29 PM  
Ahhh you can always tell the cops that got picked on in high school.
 
2020-09-23 6:55:43 PM  
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2020-09-23 6:56:52 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Ahhh you can always tell the cops that got picked on in high school.


C: All of the above
 
2020-09-23 7:02:08 PM  
Some idiots hosted a party here in Toronto where about 50 attended.  Cops busted it up and issued over $12k in fines. I haven't heard any complaints about it, not even from our version of conservative radio hosts

https://globalnews.ca/news/7353159/fi​n​es-house-party-scarborough-coronavirus​-police/
 
2020-09-23 7:06:52 PM  

mrparks: Kalyco Jack: Ahhh you can always tell the cops that got picked on in high school.

C: All of the above


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2020-09-23 7:09:44 PM  
 
2020-09-23 7:10:40 PM  
so it's in the politics tab because they are trumpers?
 
2020-09-23 7:12:52 PM  
I think we need to consider stupid, selfish people as enemy combatants, out to kill as many as possible, without having to get their hands dirty.
 
2020-09-23 7:14:56 PM  

Diogenes: "Look...you were told this was going to be a killer kegger, and we delivered."


"It was totally wicked"

/since this took place in Massachusetts
 
2020-09-23 7:17:21 PM  
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Photo of the cops on the scene
 
2020-09-23 7:18:18 PM  
its kalled childrenitis transmissible by penisvagina sex and the goddamn things wont shut up

/stop having penisvaginasex
 
2020-09-23 7:29:10 PM  
Drink up kids! It's cool, you won't be around long enough to ruin your liver.
 
2020-09-23 7:38:31 PM  
Ha! They all die. Everybody dies, sooner the better, bye!
 
2020-09-23 7:39:47 PM  
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However, cops were quick to recognize that under age girls chugging beer while balancing on one leg is pretty cool, and dropped all charges!
 
2020-09-23 7:52:41 PM  
Good effort, authorities, but this is never going to stick.
 
2020-09-23 8:07:34 PM  
Meanwhile here in Eugene, the dirty undergrads are back, and all of sudden we're posting more covid cases every two days than we did in the entire first three months of the pandemic *combined*.

There was a surge after re-opening but it had dropped off to 4-8 cases a day, then it looked almost like we were holding the line, then BOOM.

People are just not capable of not being farking stupid it seems.
 
2020-09-23 8:19:06 PM  
They all told me they were over 21 and not cops. They legally have to tell me if they're cops.
 
2020-09-23 10:02:55 PM  
Even during a non-pandemic time, I never attended a 50+ high school party when I was in high school.

/Was one of the many who was locked out of the cool kids' group
//Did attend some 30+ parties
///30+ people in attendance, not 30+ years of age attendees, although that would have sparked my interest in cougaration.
 
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