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(TC Palm)   FTFA: "Dancing shirtless on tables" outside convenience stores typically is frowned upon, while "dancing shirtless on tables" is an advertised attraction at certain adult-only establishments   (tcpalm.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Vero Beach, Florida, Dance, Arrest, Elvis Presley, INDIAN RIVER COUNTY, Indian River County, Florida, type of dance, Resisting arrest  
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2020-09-23 11:26:45 AM  
The type of dance, such as ballroom, swing, Cabbage Patch, The Floss or The Hustle, was not specified.

Groan. Journalism really is dead.
 
2020-09-23 5:06:09 PM  

Cafe Threads: The type of dance, such as ballroom, swing, Cabbage Patch, The Floss or The Hustle, was not specified.

Groan. Journalism really is dead.


It's that guy's schtick. He's a low rent Dave Barry wannabe, stuck reporting on stupid police blotter shiat for what used to be the Vero Beach Press Journal.

Given that his readers are all over 70, white, and corny as hell, he's probably immensely popular.

/grew up in Vero
 
2020-09-23 5:08:25 PM  
Having someone dance shirtless on a table outside a convenience would be a great convenient and reduce the number of places one might need to stop on the way home from work.

Would there be a VIP or Champagne Aisle?
 
2020-09-23 5:10:45 PM  
"Dancing Shirtless on Tables" was the working title for the sequel to "Riding in Cars With Boys."

It never got the green light.
 
2020-09-23 5:14:03 PM  
And what crime was committed?

This is why people hate you, Police.
 
2020-09-23 5:23:24 PM  
This is literally just another a Tuesday in Florida.

Todd300: And what crime was committed?

This is why people hate you, Police.


Trespassing...Meanwhile, the Wawa manager reported "numerous incidents" at the business with the alleged dancer causing a ruckus.
 
2020-09-23 5:33:38 PM  

khatores: This is literally just another a Tuesday in Florida.Todd300: And what crime was committed?

This is why people hate you, Police.

Trespassing...Meanwhile, the Wawa manager reported "numerous incidents" at the business with the alleged dancer causing a ruckus.


"The dancer was accused of getting belligerent and swearing and not complying with a deputy, the affidavit states."

"He was arrested on a charge of resisting arrest without violence"

Oh yes, arrestception where you are charged for resisting arrest without any other charges.
 
2020-09-23 6:01:44 PM  

Todd300: khatores: This is literally just another a Tuesday in Florida.Todd300: And what crime was committed?

This is why people hate you, Police.

Trespassing...Meanwhile, the Wawa manager reported "numerous incidents" at the business with the alleged dancer causing a ruckus.

"The dancer was accused of getting belligerent and swearing and not complying with a deputy, the affidavit states."

"He was arrested on a charge of resisting arrest without violence"

Oh yes, arrestception where you are charged for resisting arrest without any other charges.


They originally called police because he was trespassing. People tend to get themselves into a lot more trouble because of the way they interact with the system or with police than the actual original charge.

If the guy had just left the property when asked, it wouldn't have been a problem.
 
2020-09-23 6:05:48 PM  

khatores: This is literally just another a Tuesday in Florida.Todd300: And what crime was committed?

This is why people hate you, Police.

Trespassing...Meanwhile, the Wawa manager reported "numerous incidents" at the business with the alleged dancer causing a ruckus.


He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?" and I said, "litterin'"
And they all moved away from me on the bench there, with the hairy eyeball 
And all kinds of mean, nasty things, till I said, "And causing a ruckus..."
 
2020-09-23 8:10:09 PM  

khatores: This is literally just another a Tuesday in Florida.Todd300: And what crime was committed?

This is why people hate you, Police.

Trespassing...Meanwhile, the Wawa manager reported "numerous incidents" at the business with the alleged dancer causing a ruckus.


What about an arglebargle or froufrorauw?
 
2020-09-23 8:12:05 PM  

khatores: Todd300: khatores: This is literally just another a Tuesday in Florida.Todd300: And what crime was committed?

This is why people hate you, Police.

Trespassing...Meanwhile, the Wawa manager reported "numerous incidents" at the business with the alleged dancer causing a ruckus.

"The dancer was accused of getting belligerent and swearing and not complying with a deputy, the affidavit states."

"He was arrested on a charge of resisting arrest without violence"

Oh yes, arrestception where you are charged for resisting arrest without any other charges.

They originally called police because he was trespassing. People tend to get themselves into a lot more trouble because of the way they interact with the system or with police than the actual original charge.

If the guy had just left the property when asked, it wouldn't have been a problem.


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