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(The New York Times)   Maya Gabeira's enormous clanky brass ovaries did not weigh her down as she surfed the biggest wave ever by a woman and of the 2019-20 season (with awesome, totally awesome video)   ( divider line
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2020-09-23 2:13:07 PM  
Invade your can't see it in the NYT link

Maya Gabeira Breaks Guinness World Record for the Largest Wave By a Woman | 73.5 Feet at Nazaré
Youtube fTuqJE03aH4
2020-09-23 2:15:51 PM  
Ms Gabreira in a less stressful situation:

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2020-09-23 3:31:45 PM  

johnny_vegas: Ms Gabreira in a less stressful situation:

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I'd let her wax my board, IYKWIMAITTYD.
2020-09-23 4:13:35 PM  
Surfer chicks are soooo hot.
2020-09-23 4:28:35 PM  

I went to Maui last year and hoped to get some surfing in.  Didn't.  when I saw the waves - "mere" 5-6 footers, I was like, "NOPE".  One, the waves were filled with more experienced surfers and I probably would have farked their day up but mainly, it was seeing the coral reefs.  eating shiat and slamming into a coral reef didn't sound lika fun.  the locals knew exactly where they had to go, to avoid reefs.

Pretty awesome to see live though.  Some of those guys were just amazing.
2020-09-23 5:10:58 PM  
It's Nazare.

Anyone with even the most basic surfing skills could do what she did.

Fly to Portugal
Buy a board (as if you could check a board on a flight)
Pay the local shop to sail you out to the waves and pay someone else on a water-bike to tow you onto a wave.
Pay someone to film you
Stand up on your board for four seconds.
Not be talented enough to stay on the wave and avoid being crushed by 500k pounds of water.

Check this video out and watch what real talent can do with these monster waves.
Surfing the 100ft swell at Nazare | 60 Minutes Australia
Youtube JkMWoHjnaRw
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