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(BBC-US)   Another UK man killed by cows. Remember: your odds of bovine death are low but never zero - the steaks are just too high   (bbc.com) divider line
    More: Sad, Teacher, Richmond School teacher Dave Clark, Head teacher, deputy head, BBC World News, BBC, Dave Clark, deputy head teacher  
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2020-09-23 9:01:20 AM  
21 votes:
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2020-09-23 10:47:11 AM  
9 votes:
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2020-09-23 9:53:09 AM  
9 votes:
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2020-09-23 9:22:43 AM  
6 votes:
Another victim of Bovid19.
 
2020-09-23 9:15:44 AM  
6 votes:

iron de havilland: Dave Clark was in a field in Richmond, North Yorkshire, when it happened on Monday evening. He was reportedly walking his dogs at the time.

They trampled him and left him *BOOM* *BOOM* flat all over.


Could have been worse

Cows With Guns - The Original Animation
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2020-09-23 10:05:18 AM  
4 votes:

Nyxie: This sounds like the opening of an episode of Midsomer Murders.
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Its the bovine version - MidSomer Mooders.
 
2020-09-23 9:49:36 AM  
4 votes:
They told him to moooooove.
 
2020-09-23 9:24:14 AM  
4 votes:
RIP Dave

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2020-09-23 9:02:45 AM  
4 votes:
Dave Clark was in a field in Richmond, North Yorkshire, when it happened on Monday evening. He was reportedly walking his dogs at the time.

They trampled him and left him *BOOM* *BOOM* flat all over.
 
2020-09-23 10:15:50 AM  
3 votes:
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2020-09-23 9:55:30 AM  
3 votes:

TheWhoppah: [Fark user image 850x1031]


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2020-09-23 9:54:01 AM  
3 votes:
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2020-09-23 9:47:11 AM  
3 votes:
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2020-09-23 10:24:57 AM  
2 votes:
....He was an enormous character.....

apparently not enormous enough
 
2020-09-23 10:30:26 AM  
1 vote:

Nyxie: This sounds like the opening of an episode of Midsomer Murders.


Bonus points if one of the younger characters is played by an actress who later appeared as a hard drinking strumpet in Hollyoaks.
 
2020-09-23 9:40:24 AM  
1 vote:
Meow! Meow! I'm a cow!
 
2020-09-23 9:28:16 AM  
1 vote:
Bits And Pieces - The Dave Clark Five - 1964 (w/lyrics)
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2020-09-23 9:26:24 AM  
1 vote:
He was warned.

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2020-09-23 9:21:00 AM  
1 vote:
The other members of the Dave Clark 5 suspiciously absent
 
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