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(BBC-US)   Another UK man killed by cows. Remember: your odds of bovine death are low but never zero - the steaks are just too high   (bbc.com) divider line
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2020-09-23 9:01:20 AM  
15 votes:
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2020-09-23 9:20:34 AM  
6 votes:
Didn't people learn from the Cow level in Diablo II that cows are lethal?
 
2020-09-23 9:18:56 AM  
4 votes:
This sounds like the opening of an episode of Midsomer Murders.
 
2020-09-23 10:05:42 AM  
3 votes:
They're pretty dangerous.

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2020-09-23 9:27:59 AM  
3 votes:
Far side tried to give us all the real truth. We just weren't ready to hear it
 
2020-09-23 9:15:44 AM  
3 votes:

iron de havilland: Dave Clark was in a field in Richmond, North Yorkshire, when it happened on Monday evening. He was reportedly walking his dogs at the time.

They trampled him and left him *BOOM* *BOOM* flat all over.


Could have been worse

Cows With Guns - The Original Animation
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2020-09-23 1:32:13 PM  
1 vote:

Cyrene Valantion: I work with some Aussies and some people from Eastern Europe, and we were chatting about dangerous animals from their home countries and how they coped growing up.

They were very disappointed to learn that the Cow is the deadliest animal in the UK.


Horses are the most deadly animal in Australia.

I mean, sure, there's a whole bunch of nopes that could kill you, but horses do kill the most.

/As of the date of that study, anyway.
 
2020-09-23 11:57:47 AM  
1 vote:

Cyrene Valantion: I work with some Aussies and some people from Eastern Europe, and we were chatting about dangerous animals from their home countries and how they coped growing up.

They were very disappointed to learn that the Cow is the deadliest animal in the UK.


Hmm the Cow is pretty toxic...

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And in case you were thinking of having sex any time soon, coy Katie Hopkins...

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2020-09-23 10:30:26 AM  
1 vote:

Nyxie: This sounds like the opening of an episode of Midsomer Murders.


Bonus points if one of the younger characters is played by an actress who later appeared as a hard drinking strumpet in Hollyoaks.
 
2020-09-23 9:28:16 AM  
1 vote:
Bits And Pieces - The Dave Clark Five - 1964 (w/lyrics)
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