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(WFLA Tampa Bay)   Shirtless man ignores security cameras, breaks into church and sets it on fire   (wfla.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Coroner, Sheriff, Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office, HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY, Video surveillance, sheriff's office, Father Michael Cormier, church community  
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2020-09-23 9:05:42 AM  
Well they shouldn't have moved him to the basement and taken his swingline stapler away.
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2020-09-23 2:11:52 PM  
At least he was responsible enough to wear a mask.
 
2020-09-23 2:14:42 PM  
When did the Catholic Church start stealing names from stripe mall buffets?
 
2020-09-23 2:15:56 PM  
Pew pew pew.
 
2020-09-23 2:20:12 PM  
God didn't protect the church?

Maybe they should think about that...
 
2020-09-23 2:21:38 PM  
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2020-09-23 2:29:27 PM  

KB202: God didn't protect the church?

Maybe they should think about that...


Christianity is a martyr-filled belief system based on the teachings of a martyr. If a church is truly on the right path, it should be the most dangerous place in town.
 
2020-09-23 2:37:25 PM  

KB202: God didn't protect the church?

Maybe they should think about that...


Ronald McDonald doesn't come down in person every time one of his restaurants gets robbed either.

Consider that.
 
2020-09-23 2:38:31 PM  
Varg?
 
2020-09-23 2:57:46 PM  
Well if people won't stay home.
 
2020-09-23 3:03:46 PM  
you do you florida
 
2020-09-23 3:41:07 PM  
Man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.
 
2020-09-23 5:51:19 PM  

rjakobi: KB202: God didn't protect the church?

Maybe they should think about that...

Ronald McDonald doesn't come down in person every time one of his restaurants gets robbed either.

Consider that.


Ronald McDonald isn't alleged to be omniscient and omnipotent...

Not a valid analogy.
 
2020-09-23 5:55:12 PM  

KB202: rjakobi: KB202: God didn't protect the church?

Maybe they should think about that...

Ronald McDonald doesn't come down in person every time one of his restaurants gets robbed either.

Consider that.

Ronald McDonald isn't alleged to be omniscient and omnipotent...

Not a valid analogy.


Unless your point was that Ronald McDonald is also a fictional character.
 
2020-09-23 6:27:45 PM  

KB202: KB202: rjakobi: KB202: God didn't protect the church?

Maybe they should think about that...

Ronald McDonald doesn't come down in person every time one of his restaurants gets robbed either.

Consider that.

Ronald McDonald isn't alleged to be omniscient and omnipotent...

Not a valid analogy.

Unless your point was that Ronald McDonald is also a fictional character.


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2020-09-24 7:01:30 AM  
I feel like at this point putting "shirtless" in the headline is redundant and wordy.  It's Florida, we already know he was shirtless.
 
2020-09-24 11:29:13 AM  

KB202: rjakobi: KB202: God didn't protect the church?

Maybe they should think about that...

Ronald McDonald doesn't come down in person every time one of his restaurants gets robbed either.

Consider that.

Ronald McDonald isn't alleged to be omniscient and omnipotent...

Not a valid analogy.


Okay, then how 'bout this one. Trump doesn't go to the hospital every time an American dies from Covid-19. And he does think he's omniscient and omnipotent.
 
2020-09-24 12:21:13 PM  

KB202: rjakobi: KB202: God didn't protect the church?

Maybe they should think about that...

Ronald McDonald doesn't come down in person every time one of his restaurants gets robbed either.

Consider that.

Ronald McDonald isn't alleged to be omniscient and omnipotent...

Not a valid analogy.


HOW FARKING DARE YOU refer to Ronald being anything but omnipresent.  That clown does MAGIC, cretin.  Do YOU do magic?
 
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